第1章

lingchenliangdian,nihongchuxie。

“haozailai”laofanguandehouchu,denghuoyijiutongming。

qinyuanwanzheyao,feilidishuaxizhezuihouyigeyounidechaoguo,shuiliuhuahuazuoxiang,hunzazheqingjiejidecibiqiwei。kongqilimimanzhemangliuleyizhengtianhou,youyanyuhanshuijiaozhideduteweidao。

ziconglaodielaomaliaotiaozi,bazheijiachengzaizhejidairenjiyidexiaofanguanshuaijita,qinyuandeshenghuojiubeiyasuozailezaotaiyudayanghoudezheipianlangjiezhijian。

baitiandianshaochaocai,wanshangxishuashoushi,rifuyiri,jihuchengletashenghuodequanbu。

“ai……”qinyuanzhiqishen,shuaileshuaifasuandeshouwan,shuizhujianzaitongyangyounideweiqunshang。

tahuanguzhezheigeshuxidebunengzaishuxidekongjian,zaotaibingleng,shicaiguiwei,dimianganggangtuoguo,haifanzheshiluludeguang。

zheibeizi,haoxiangyejiuzheidianchuxile。chuledianshaononghuo,bashengxiandaoguchengshushi,qinyuanganjuezijiyiwushichu。

shumeidujinquduoshao,nvpengyoutanyigechuiyige,zuihouhaishihuidaolezheifangcunchufang,jichenglezuchuandeshouyi——huozheshuo,shizuchuandelaoliuming。

zuihouyigepanzibeixiaoxinyiyidimajinxiaoduju,fachuqingweidepengzhuangsheng。

“gaoding,shougong!”qinyuanzhangshuyikouqi,jiexiaweiqunsuishoudazaipangbiandejiazishang,roulerouyinzhangshijianzhanlierjiangyingdehouyao。

taguandiaohouchudedeng,zhiliuxiamenkouyizhanhunhuangdexiaoyedengzhiyinfangxiang。chuanguoxiazhaideguodao,tuikaineishanzhiyazuoxiangdehoumen,zhunbeihuijiashuijue。

yewandeliangfengdaizhexiexuhanyipumianerlai,rangtayinpibeieryouxiefaredetounaoqingxinglejifen。

raner,jiuzaitataijiaozhunbeimaichumenjiandeshunjian——

yiguturuqilaidexuanyunganmengdijuezhuleta!

天旋地转!

yanqiandejingxiangrutongbeidasuideboli,shunjianniuqu、mohu。

“呃……”

qinyuanhoulonglifachuyishengduancuertongkudemenheng,shentiwanquanshiqulekongzhi,xiangyijiebeikanduandemuzhuang,“dong”deyisheng,zhitingtingdixiangqianzaidaozaibinglengdeshuinidishang。

yishi,rutongzhuiruwujindeshenyuan,xunsuchenlun、xiaosan。

……

不知过了多久。

qinyuandeyishirutongfengzhongcanzhu,yaoyezhezhongxinranqiweiruodeguangmang。

yanpichenzhongdexiangshigualeqiankuai,tafeijinliqi,caimianqiangxiankaiyitiaofengxi。

yingruyanliande,buzaishishuxidexiaoxiangdimian,ershiyipianmoshengdehuibai。

天花板?

bu,gengxiangshimouzhongjinshubancaipinjiededingpeng,shangmianhaicanliuzhechenjiudeyouziheshuiqiningjiedehenji。

biqianglichongchizheyigunongyude、yuzijiafanguanjieranbutongdeweidao——daliangdemimianqixi、mouzhongdunzhurouleidenongxiang,haijiazazheyisi……xiaodushuideweidao?

“嘶——”

yizhenjuliedecitongmengdicongnaohaishenchuzhakai,rutongqianwangengangzhentongshizanci!

qinyuanrenbuzhudaoxiyikouliangqi,xiayishiditaishouxiangyaowuzhunaodai。

但随即,他愣住了。

这手……好细!

pifufanzheyizhongbutaijiankangdelahuangse,shouwanxianxidefangfoyizhejiuduan。zheigenbenbushitaneishuangchangnianwoshao、zhiguanjiecuda、bumanxixiaotangshangbahendeshou!

yucitongshi,wushuzaluan、posuidehuamianrutongchaoshuibanyongrutadenaohai!

“qinyuan!youshini!duiliezuihouyiming!wugongliyueyepaoleduojiu?nizijishuo!”yigechuanzhemicaifu、jiankangliangdaoguaidebanzhangtuomohengfei,mianmuzhengning。

“feiwu!naobing!womenyibandeliandoubeinidiujinle!”

“fuwocheng!yibaige!zuobuwanbuzhunchifan!”

xunlianchangshangchentufeiyang,yigeshouruodeshenyingyicicizhengzhazhechengqi,youyiciciwulidipaxia,zhouweishizhanyoumenhuotongqinghuobiyidemuguang。

xinbingying……sangeyuedejianao……gexiangkaohechengji……canburendudedaoshudiyi……

banzhangdepaoxiao,zhanyoudeshuyuan,mimanzhecuobaihejuewangdeqixi。

zuizhongdefenpeijieguo——quanyingqugongrentiaojianzuicha、renwuzuifanza、yezuimeiqiantudedanwei——erlianchuishiban。

erjintian,shi“ta”xiadaochuishibanbaodao,diyicizhengshishangzao……bu,shidiyicizhengshidazaderizi。

jiyisuipianrutongzoumadengbanfeisushanguo,zuizhongdingge。

xinxiliangjuda,chongjizheqinyuangangganghuifuxiexudeyishi。

tamengdizuoqishen,faxianzijizhengtangzaiyizhangjianloudexingjunchuangshang,shenxiashiboboderuzi,daizheyiguhanweihemeiwei。

taditou,daliangzhezheijuwanquanmoshengdequti。

瘦!太瘦了!

chuanzheyishenmingxianbutaiheshendejiuzuoxunfu,kongdangdangde,xiangshitouchuanledarendeyifu。

geboxidexiangmagan,xiongkouleiguyinyuekejian。tashizhewolewoquantou,ganshoudaodezhiyouxuruohewuli。

“guaibudepaogewugonglidouyaosiyaohuode,tinengchachengzheiyang,zaixinbingyingnengjigecaiguaile。”

qinyuanziyanziyu,yuqilidaizheyisiwunaihehuangmiu,“zheishentisuzhi,jianzhijiushiyipancaiji……”

等等!

xinbingying?banzhang?liandui?chuishiban?

这些词汇……

qinyuantongkongzhouranshousuo,yigejingsongdeniantourutongshandianbanhuaguonaohai!

“wo……wobushicusizaizijiafanguanmenkoulema?”

“zheilishi……naer?”

“难道说……”

穿越了?!

tahenhenqialezijidatuiyiba。

“嘶!疼!”

qingxidetongganchuanlai,zhengmingzheibushimeng。

qinyuanyouxiemeng,huangusizhou。

zheishiyigekongjianbudadefangjian,gengxiangshiyigelinshidexiuxigejian。

chuletashenxiadexingjunchuang,haiyouyigediaoqidetiepijuzi,qiangjiaoduizhejidaimianfen,kongqizhongneigufuzadehuofangweidaogengjianongyule。

jiuzaiqinyuannulixiaohuazheituruqilaidejubianshi——

“吱呀——”

gejiandemenbeirencongwaimianmengdituikai,fachucierdemocasheng。

yigechuanzhetongyangyounichushifudenanrentantoujinlai,guozilian,pifuyouhei,meitouningdexianggegeda,yanshenbushandisaoleguolai。

qinyuandenaohaililiketiaochuduiyingdejiyisuipian:quandongyou,chuishibandelaobing,zhuyaofuzezhengmantouhemifan,piqibutaihao,youdianqiaobuqixinlaide。

“喂!新来的!”

quandongyoudeshengyinyoucuyouying,daizhemingxiandebunaifan。

“hailengzheganshenme?tingshini?buzhidaomashangyaokaifanlema?”

tashenshouzhilezhiwaimian:“kandaoneibiandetudoumeiyou?duidegenshanyiyang!ganjinjilaoziquxuepi!momocengcengde,denghuierrangzhanshimenguangchidamifanpeikongqia?!”

hechishengzaixiaxiaodekongjianlihuidang,zhendeqinyuanerduowengwengzuoxiang。

ruoshiyuanzhu,cikepashizaoyihedeweiweinuonuo,ganjinpaqilaiquganhuole。

danxianzaideqinyuan,linghunlikeshineigezhangshaoershinian、zijiafandianshuoyibuerdezhuchu!

beiyigezhengmantoudezheimehou?

qinyuanxinliyoudianbushuang,danchulaizhadao,tahaibuzhiyuzhijieyinggang。zhishi,duiyuquandongyoukouzhongnei“duijirushan”detudou,taxinliqueshiyishen。

削土豆?

多大点事儿?

zheiwanyierduitalaishuo,genhuxiyiyangziran。xiangdangnianzaihouchudazadeshihou,yitianxuediaojibaijintudoudoushijiachangbianfan,sudukuaidenengguachuhuoxingzi!

tamianshangbudongshengse,xinliqueyijingkaishipansuan。jiranchuanyuedaolezheili,haishigechuishibing,neizijizheiyishenchuyi,zongsuanyouleyongwuzhidi?qimaebusi……

xiangdaozheili,qinyuanyelandegenquandongyouduofeihua,zhijiecongxingjunchuangshanglisuodifanshenxialai,huodongleyixiazheijulvexianjiangyingdeshenti,chaozhemenkouzouqu。

quandongyoujiantameihangsheng,yiweishibeizijizhenzhule,bikonglifachuyishengbuxiedeqingheng,zhuanshenxianzoulechuqu,zuilihaidunangzhe:

“xinbingdanzijiushixinbingdanzi,yidianyanlijiandoumeiyou……”

qinyuanmeilihuitadesuisuinian,zoudaomenwai。

guoran,buyuanchudejiaoluoli,duifangzhehaojigedaluokuang,limianzhuangmanledaizhenitudehuangpitudou,shaoshuoyeyoushangbaijin。

pangbianfangzhejigeshuitongheyigezhuanmenyonglaixuepidexiaobandeng。

huanjingsuiranjianlou,danduiyuqinyuanlaishuo,zheidoubushiwenti。

tazoudaotudoukuangqian,suishounaqiyige,dianliangleyixia。

ranhou,tazoudaoshuitongbian,wanqineikongdangdangdexiuzi,luchuxishoudeshouwan。

zhaodaoxuepidao,shileshifenglidu。

行,开干!

jiuzaiqinyuanshenxiyikouqi,zhunbeirangzheibang“tuzhu”jianshiyixiashenmejiaozuozhuanyejixuetudousududeshihou——

haowuzhengzhaodi,yigebingleng、jixie、budairenheganqingdeshengyin,zhijiezaitanaohaizhongxiangqi!

“叮!”

“jiancedaosuzhuyijiechuchuishigongzuo……”

“【chuishihaoganduxitong】jihuozhong……”

“激活成功!”

“gongxisuzhuqinyuan,bangding【chuishihaoganduxitong】!”

qinyuannazhetudouhexuepidaodeshou,mengdijiangzailebankongzhong!

系统!