《furen，huoshaoyoubeininvekule》zheishirongshiyideyibunairenxunweidexiaoshuo，xiaoshuoqingjiehenshengdong！zhujiaoshimushiyimoqichen，jiangshule：mushiyinazheshoulideyinzhen，zhijiezhajinmochengyou**dexiongtangshang，dongzuokuaizhunhen，xiaohaidouyinweizhenzhajinqudedongzuoxiongqianghenhenzhanleyixia。……
susiyijiaobuyidun，lianseyijingyouledianbianhua。
“nijuede，womenliangdemingzihenxiang？”
shenyuemeizhuyidaosusiyilianshangdebiaoqing，jixudao：“duia！chulexingshibutongyiwai，niliangmingzitongyinbutongzi，zhenshihuiqi！”
susiyizangzaishenhoudeshouzhujianzuanjin，lianseyeyuelaiyuenankan。
zheixiamingxiandeshenyuezhongyuzhuyidaole，tayijing，lianmangcouguoqu，guanxindao：“sisi，nizenmele？zenmelianseneimecha？”
susiyizheicaihuiguoshenlai，diaozhengzhelianshangdebiaoqing，huanheleyuqidao：“meishenme，jiushixianglexiang，juedenishuodehaoxiangqueshishihenqiao。”
shenyuezhengyaoshuohua，fudianzhangjiuyijingzouguolai，reqingdizhaohudao：“eiyou！su**！ninlaila？kuaikuaikuai，zheibianqing。”
susiyikanlekanzhouwei，wenxiaodao：“hezongjianni？wohaojiumeikandaotale，haiyiweijintianlainenggentajianshangyimian。”
“hezongjianjintianyouyigehenzhongyaodezhubaoyaoqinziququ，shiwomendalaobanqinzishejide，gangzuochengchengpin，hezongjianshoudalaobansuotuo，lianyeganquningchengnahuole。”
susiyidunshiyanjingyiliang，“dalaoban……evema？”
fudianzhangdianlediantou，“ngdui，nenglaodongzanmenhezongjiande，yejiuzhiyoudalaobanle！”
susiyilianshangshunjianluchuchongbaideshense，“woyizhidouhenxihuaneve，yinweita，wochenglegkdezhongshifensi，haixiuleshejixue。yaoshiyoujihuinengjianshangtayimian，neijianzhijiushiwodebishengrongxing！”
fudianzhangdiandiantou，dazhehaha：“huiyoujihuide，huiyoujihuide！eduile，nindinggoudezhubaoyijingdaohuole，zanmenganjinjinqukankanba？”
“ng，mingtianjiushiwomamashengrile，haihaonimenjiwojiajisongdaole，fouzewoyouyaotiaoxindeliwusongjiwomamale。”
fudianzhangshenshouweisusiyizhiyinzhefangxiang，xiaorongkeju：“zenmehui！sufurendeshengri，zheikeshidashia！”
susiyichaofudianzhangxiaolexiao，“mafandianzhangle。”
ranhoujigerencuyongzhesusiyi，jinlezuilimiandevipbaojian。
zheipaichangbuxiao，naodedongjingyebuxiao，mushiyizirantingdaolejirendeduihua。
taweiweichuimou，yandihaishishanguoleyimoanse。
jiangyiyunjiantachaozhevipbaojiandefangjianchushen，zouguolaiqingqingpailepaitadejianbang。
“你在看她啊？”
mushiyihuishen，meiyoufouren。
jiangyiyunbuyoudegankaidao：“budebushuo，zheiweisu**mingshizhendehao，renzhangdepiaoliang，shencaiyehao。zuizhongyaodeshijiashi，tababakeshisushijituandongshizhangdedaerzi，buchuyiwai，yihousushidagailvyeshiluodaozheigezhangzishenshang。huitoutaijiushihaoa，chushengdeqidian，jiushibierendezhongdian。”
mushiyimeishuohua，biaoqingyijiudandande。
jiangyiyunsishixiangqishenme，lanzhumushiyidejianbangwen：“eishuoqilai，nimenliangmingzihaitingxiangde！xingshini，doushicaozitou，mingzini，fayinyouchabuduo，zheideshishuangbaotaijiemeicaihuizheimejiaoba！”
mushiyinilejiangyiyunyiyan，buyiweirandao：“tashisi，woshishi，nigaoqingchupingqiaoshehaoba？”
jiangyiyunsonglesongjian，“benlaijiushia，nibuzhidaoyiqianwokanxinwen，youyiduishuangbaotaixiongdishizhourichushengde，suoyitamenyigejiaoxingqiri，yigejiaolibaitian。”
慕时宜：“……”
……
mushiyihejiangyiyunchiguozhongwuyihou，jiuliuzaidianliwanshouji。
yizhidengdaojiangyiyunwanshangxiaban，dianliderenkuaizouguangle，jiangyiyuncaiqugengyijianhuanyifu。
“shiyi，nizaizheilidengwoyihuierha，wohuanwanyifujiuguolai。”
mushiyidiandiantou，taishoukanleyanwanbiao，xinxiangzheneirenyinggaiyekuaidaole。
yushiyingleyisheng：“ng。”
jiangyiyunganglikai，mushiyijiushoudaoleyitiaoduanxin。
tazhanqishen，chaozhedianmianzuishenchuzouqu。
zoudaoyimianqiangqian，taanxiayinzangzaijiaoluochudeyigekaiguan，qiangbishunjianbianchengyishanmen，xiangpangbianyinuoqu，menkaile。
zaizoujinqu，jiushiyijiangengjiahaohuadebangongshi，pingshisihumeishenmerenjinlai，dibanheqiangbidouyichenburan，henganjing。
mushiyizhanzaibangongshilisaoshileyiquan，shouzhihuaguoguanghuadezhuomian，zhanlejiangjinsanfenzhong，fangjianmenjiubeirenqiaoxiangle。
“dalaoban，buhaoyisi，rangninjiudengle。”
mushiyihuiguotouqu，yigechuanzhegkgaoding，toufashudeyisibugou，sanshisuishangxiadenvrenjiuchaotazouleguolai。
“hezongjian。”mushiyichaohejingweiweiyixiao。
hejingweiweigongshen，ranhougongjingdijiangyigejingzhidexiaohezifangdaotamianqian。
“dalaoban，zheishininshejideshoulian，yijinganzhaonindeyaoqiujiajiganzhichulaile。haiyoujiushi，wodanxinzanmengkdeshoushihetaiguoputong，suoyitediewaizhaorendingzhileyigeshoushihe，ninkanruhe？”
mushiyinaguoxiaohezi，dakai，limiantangzheyitiaojingzhideshoulian，kanqilaishifengaoji。
tamanyididianlediantou，guanshanghezi，“bandebucuo，yexinkunimengangongle。”
hejingweiweihanshou，zitaiyuefaqianbei，“nengweidalaobanxiaoli，shiwoderongxing。”
……
mushiyizouchubangongshideshihou，jiangyiyunsichuzhaota。
jiantacongzijicongweiquguodejijiaogalalichulai，lianmangzouguoquwozhutadeshou，“shiyi，nigangcaipaoqunaerle！haidewohaozhao！”
mushiyichaotaanfudixiaolexiao，“suibianguangleguang。”
jiangyiyunqianzhemushiyideshouwangwaizou，shenmixixididao：“neigedifangkeshiwomenmendiandejindi！wairenbunengsuibianjinde！nixiaoxindian，wanyilimianyoushenmebukegaorendemimi，beinikanjianle，beigadiaozenmeban？”
慕时宜：“……”
“youmeiyoukeneng，limianzhishiyijianbangongshieryi？”
“neiyeshigkjimia！youchuanyanshuoneilishidalaobanhegkdeshouxizongjianhejingdezhuanshudidai，liandianzhangmeiyoudedaozhilingdoubunengjinquni！”
mushiyichelechezuijiao，lazhejiangyiyunlikailemendian。
“xingle，douxiabanle，nihaizaizheilidaizheganma，ganjinquchifanqu。chifanbujiji，naoqiaoyouwenti。”
jiangyiyunpielepiezui，“wozheibushixiangranglaobanzhidao，wozuoweimeicidouzuihouyigeshougongxiabandeyuangong，youduomexinkunulima！”
“……guai，takendinghuizhidaode！”
mushiyihejiangyiyunchiledunhuoguo，caichushangchang。
zhengzhunbeizuogongjiaochehuixuexiao，yiliangheisedemaibahejiuzailiangrenshenqiantinglexialai。
mushiyikanzhezheishuxidechezi，zhengzhunbeiqianzhejiangyiyunraoguoqu，chechuangyaoxia，nanrenqingliedeshengyinjiuchuanlechulai——
“时宜。”
mushiyijiaobuyidun，chaochelidenanrenkanqu。
墨祁琛？
zheitiaogouzenmegenguolaile？
jiangyiyunkandaoneizhangshuailianrenzhijieshale，chezhemushiyideyixiu，jidongdiwen：“**！shiyishiyi！dashuaigejiaonini！！！tashisheiya！”
mushiyilenghengyisheng，xiayishihuidadao：“wolaogong。”
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