第3章 把三年结婚伙食费吃回本(2426字)

qinshishixiayishiwanzhumoqichendeshoubei,jingtidikanleyanmushiyishenhoudefangjian,youkankanzhanzaitashenbiandetangyuze,caimingbaiguolai。

yuanlaishizheixiaozizhaodaoleta。

mushiyiyishijianmeifanyingguolai,cetoukanxiangtangyuze,youwenleyiju:“nishuotashishei?”

“shiyi,yejinijieshaoyixia,zheiweishiwosanjiu,moqichen!”tangyuzerenzhendijieshidao。

“e,”mushiyixiayishididiantou,dianleliangxiaturanyigejiling,zheicaifanyingguolai,zhengdaleyanjing,“tajiushinisanjiu?!”

taneigeanjingdegensileyiyangdelaogong?

tangyuzebeitajingyadefanyingheleyitiao,youxiejinzhangdiwen:“shi、shia,zenmeleshiyi?”

tagaibuhuishikanshangtasanjiuleba?

suiransanjiunianqingyouwei,xiangmaojihuwurennengbi,jianguotadenvrenwubuweizhishenhundiandaode,danshiyishitaxihuanleduoniandenvhai,tabuxianghejiujiufanmuchengchoua!

mushiyiyanshenbushandidingzhemoqichen,jiangtaquanshenshangxiadoudaliangleyibian,youshunbiansaoleyiyantashenhoudeqinshishi,hongchunqinggou。

tazheigelaogongguoranbushishenmehaodongxi,lianjiehunzhengshangdelaopochuxianzaimianqiantadouburenshi,zheilvmaozijitadaidezhi。

jiushizheifuqiliangrenhekaifangduixiangtongshichuxianzaitongyijiajiudianli,qiaodeyoudianlipule。

moqichenbeimushiyichaonongdeyanshenkandebutaishufu,zheinvhaizitazhiqianyemeijianguo,zenmetouyihuijianmian,jiuduitazheimedadiyi?

danzuoweizhangbei,moqichenmeiyoujijiaomushiyideshili,ershikanxiangtangyuze,“worangrendinglexixiangjideweizhi,yiqiquchizaofan。”

tangyuzemuguangyinqiedikanxiangmushiyi,wenxiaodao:“shiyi,nixiangchima?”

mushiyisaodaoqinshishihemoqichenwanzaiyiqideshou,lenghengyisheng,tongyangqinnidiwanzhutangyuzedeshou,yanxiaoyanyan:“chia,jiransanjiudouqingkele,youbianyibuzhanwangbadan!”

“……”

……

西厢记包厢内。

moqichenheqinshishizuozaiyiqi,mushiyihetangyuzezuozaiyiqi。

sirenmianduimianerzuo,bamuxiangdui,qifenyouyishunjiandejiangying。

zhidaofuwuyuanreqingdizoujinlai,moqichenbacaidandijiletangyuze,“nimenxiaonianqingxiankankanxiangchishenme。”

tangyuzeyouxiemiantiandibacaidanjiaojimushiyi,“shiyi,nixiandianba。”

mushiyijieguocaidan,tadiana……

tataitousaolemoqichendeweizhiyiyan,huaqueshiduizhetangyuzewende:“sanjiumaidanshima?”

tangyuzedafangdiantou,“dangran,wosanjiushichulemingdesancaitongzi!hetayiqichifan,nengchidenengbazheibeizidefanqianjichihuiben!”

mushiyidandangouchun,“neixing。”

neitazhishaodebazheisanniandejiehunhuoshifeijichihuiben。

mushiyigenfuwuyuanbaoleyizhangchuandecaiming,zuihouchaodefuwuyuandebidoukuaimeimoshuile,qinshishizhongyuannabuzhu,chushengdao:“mu**,womenzheishizaofan,bushiduantoufan,nizhiyuhebabainianmeichiguodongxiyiyangma?”

xixiangjishianchengzuichumingdecaiguan,meiyidaocaipindeyuanliaode**liuchengdoushifenfansuojingliang,guangshimushiyiyikaishidiandeneidaofotiaoqiang,jiuyaoliuweishu。

gangcaitashuodeneixie,tazhiculvetingzhe,jiushijishiwandezongjia。

mushiyitaiyan,wugudikanxiangqinshishi,“wodianwoxiangchideya!”yourenchuwuhaidikanxiangmoqichen,“qingkedemoxianshengdoumeiyijianni。nandao……qingkedeshimoxiansheng,chuqiandeshini?”

qinshishiyaoya,zhengyaofazuo,tangyuzejiuyijingxiaozhepailepaimushiyidejianbang,“qinayibiedanxin,wosanjiubuchaqian!”

秦诗诗:“……”

moqichenshenseruchang,bingbuzaiyizheixie,zhidandandao:“wufang,haizimenxihuanchi,jiurangtamendianba。wojintianheyuzedenvpengyoudiyicijianmian,bunengzhaodaibuzhou。”

qinshishikazaixiongqiangdeneiguqigengjiabushunle,tashenhuxi,jinliangbaochizhexinzhongdebuyue,zhilenglengdidengzhemushiyi,“woyeshipadianneimeduolangfeileduokexi。”

mushiyichaoqinshishiweiweiyixiao,“qinayibiedanxin,wojiayoubingxiangde,chibuwandewoquanbudabaodaizou,juebulangfeiyililiangshi!”

阿姨?!

qinshishichadianbeiqixiao,tayecai25sui,mushiyikanqilaiyejiuhetangyuzetongling,doushizhunbeibiyededaxuesheng。

tayejiubitadalesansui,tajuranjiaozijiayi?

qinshishizuijiaokongzhibuzhudichoudongzhe,“wohemu**chabuduoda,zheijuayidakebubi。”

tangyuzelanzhumushiyidejian,limaodichaoqinshishixiaolexiao,“qinayishihewosanjiuyiqide,shiyishiwodenvpengyou,wojiujiushitajiu,woyijiushitayi!zongbunengluanlebeifen,shibaqinayi?”

秦诗诗:“……”

moqichenbugubeiqideliandoulvledeqinshishi,cetoukanxiangtangyuze。

jiannanhaiqinnidixukaozainvhaijianshang,shuozheqiaoqiaohua,yigunongnongdelianaidesuanchouweipumianerlai。

“yuze,nimenzenmerenshide?”

tangyuzezhiqishenti,zuohuizijideweizhi,guaiguaihuida:“woheshiyishidaxuetongxue,tahewoshiyigebande,womenrenshisannianle,xianzaiyiqishixi。”

moqichenwenhedikanxiangmushiyi,yongzhangbeidekouwendao:“yuzecongxiaobeiwoerjiechongzhe,ouerxiaohaizixinxing,haiqingmu**duoduodandai。”

mushiyifanwozhutangyuzedeshou,tangyuzeyizheng,buyoudexintiaojiasu,daidaidikanxiangmushiyi。

“sanjiufangxin,wozheibeiziyujiandenanrendaduodoubushishenmehaodongxi,yuzeyijingshinandedehaonanhaile。”

tasixiaofeixiaodeyanshenkandemoqichenweiweimiqiyanjing,tazongjuedezheijuhuanaliguaiguaide,dantayoumeiyouzhengju。

erqie,zheinvhaideshengyin,suihaidaizhediandianshaya,danshimomingdirangtajuedeshuxi,danyouxiangbuqilaizainalitingguole。

baoxianglisuiranyousigeren,danzhiyoumoqichenhemushiyideyanshenjiaoliuxiangshidailehuohuayiyang,pilipala,pangbianderendouhuochenglebeijingban。

qinshishizuanzheshoulidekuaizi,jiuchabaiduanle。

chengezenmeturanduizheinvrenzheimeguanxin?nanbuchengshiyinweizuowandeshi,cichangxiangxi,suoyirangtaduitayoulebuyiyangdeganjuema?

buxing,tajuebunengrangzheiliangrenyouguoduodejiechu!

buyihuier,caijiudoushangqile,manmandeyidazhuo,duodaofuwuyuanhaiyaotuixiaocanchelaizhuangduoyudecaipin。

qinshishiqishen,yaoleyishaosanheinanguatang,songdaomushiyimianqian,xiaozhedao:“zheitangshibushenmingmude,nimenxiaoqinglvkendingjingchanghunaodaobanye,duochidianzheixieduishentihao。”

mushiyibuxihuanmoshengrenpengguodecanshi,tuicidao:“qinayizijichijiuhaole,buyongguanwo。”

jiantatuiwei,qinshishiyoubatangshaotuilehuiqu,“ei?zheishinizijidiande,nikendingaichi!”

“不麻烦……”

liangrenyilaiyiwang,nituihuilaiwotuiguoqu,qinshishiyigeyongli,shaozilidezhouzhijieshuaidaolemushiyishenshang,nongdemushiyiyilingshangzhanmanleheisedenianchouwu,chunbaisedechenshanzhijietouchulelimianneiyidexingzhuang。

“shiyi,nimeishiba?!”tangyuzejianzhuanglianmangjiaojishangqian,nazhijimushiyicashi。

qinshishibaoqiandishuo:“buhaoyisiamu**,wobushiguyide……”

mushiyianzhutangyuzedeshou,qingqingyaotou,“suanle,cabuganjingde。”

tangyuzelazhetazhanqilai,“nizheiyifushibaisede,beinongzanglebushufuyebuhaokan,woxiandainihuiqu?”

mushiyidiantou,beitangyuzefuzhewangwaizou。

liangrenlikaihou,baoxiangzhishengxiaqinshishiyiren。

moqichenmuguangluozaiqinshishishenshang,turanchushengdao:“nihaoxiang,duitayoudiyi?”