mojiedayujijudongfangsixiangdeyoumeiwenzixie《furenqianjiaobaimei,dijunririchong》zheibenshu,rangrenxinchaopengpaidechuanqi,juebubiqitagudaiyanqingleixingxiaoshuodexunse,zhujiaoshixuesuiwanxunuo,xiaoshuojingxuan:wowuyutaitouwangtian,juedetiandagaishixianwocongqianguodetaianyi,weicengweicangshengzaoguogongde,suoyicaipailezheimedazunshenlaizhemowodeba。……
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woshenxiyikouqi,yanqianmeiwairenjiububizhuangle,wanglongchuangshangpantuiyizuo,dao:“zaozhidaofanrenshenqurucibenzhongzhuoleiren,wojiubugennixiafanzouzheiyizaole,nizhidaozheixienianweilebaochitixingwoyouduonulima?womeitiandouchibubao!”
“dengwohuiquyihoudiyijianshi,jiushimibuzheimexienianwoduiwozijidekedai,xianzhaoshishenchiyidunzaishuo,caidanwozaixinlidouliehaole,woxiangchizhengyanggao、zhengxiongzhang、zhengluweier、shaohuaya、shaochuji、shaozie、luzhu......”
“xuesuiwan!”tabibiyan,renwukeren,zhizhemendao,“nijiwogun。”
wohenshiweiqu,“zheibushiniwenwowocaishuodema?hao,wozou,neinijidekuaidian......neisha,ang。”
renjian《shiji·dazhouji》zai,zhouchengwangbengyuzheiniandesanyuechuwu,guanfangsiyin:deji。
实际死因:我气的。
tayizouwoyemeishenmeliuxialaidebiyaole,benlaiwoxiafanjiushijiyuansupeipao。
suoyidangyewoyigenbailingjieshulezijideshengming。
renjian《shiji·dazhouji》youzai,zhouhoujingenchengwangbufaxunzang,dihouqingshen,gantiandongdi。
实际原因:我馋了。
sihouwoyuanshenchuqiao,zhongyuzhaohuilejiuweidetitaiqingying,jiaoxiatengyunzhishangqingtian,yiwaifaxianxianwoyibu“qushi”deyuansuhaimeilikai。
tazhanzaineili,tuoquroutaifangu,huifuleshangshendefengcai,qizhangshenziyingfeng,yuebaiguangxiuyingying,yishuangshensuiyoutongjingruoliuli,lengmodanranbuhanbanfenqingsu。
rongmaoshangsuirangenshenweifanrendeshihouchabuduo,qiyunshangquetianchadibie。
haodaidangrenjiandiwangshi,ouertahaihuixiaoyixiao,neiyanzhongshichanghanshangjifennuanyi,jibianbushijiwode。
erjinzhongshengyoubuzaitayanzhongle。
woyingzhetoupizoujin,pixiaoroubuxiao:“dijun。”
tashaoweiyidiantou,wendao:“quna?”
wodao:“chufeidijunjiwoyizhixiushu,yuwozaiyinyuanbuzishangjielehunji,buranwohainengquna,ziranshisuidijunzunjia,huilingyanfengbei。”
tayanzhongxiezhe“suannishiqu”,tixianyibuzouzaiwoqianmian,“zouba。”
“dengdeng。”wotouguoyuncengxunzhexianqianqianzewoneigexiaofeizi,shouzhiyigoutiaoletalingtaiyimoqingsishanglai。
yingzheyuansubujiedemuguang,wojiangneibuzhuniudongdelingxianbandeqingsijitakanlekan,dao:“zheiguniangxihuanni,haishiduanlehao。”
qingsixianyikaojinyuansugengshibudele,fenglesidiwangtashenshangpu,tabishenduokai,yiweishenzhongkanlewoyiyan,chelechezuijiao,qingshengdao:“zouba,huijia。”
woshifenbudejietaweiheshizheigebiaoqing,genzaitashenhouzoulebantian,huranfanyingguolai。
nanbuchengtayiweiwoshichilexiaofeizidecu,guerchaoxiaowo?
wowangzhetabeiyingdao:“dijunnifangcaiwuhuile,wobingmeiyouchineiweiguniangdecu,woqutaqingsiduanletaduinidenianxiang,shiyinweiniguadouguale,meidelianleilerenjiaxiaogunianghoubanshengdexingfu,fanbushang。”
tahuerhuitoukanwo,shensezhouleng,“xuesuiwannikezhi,youxiehuabubifeiyaoshuojin,fouzerongyizaoshenqian。”
“......”wobizui,wojiantao,wosuiranshishen,yepataqian。
“haiyou,huanwomingzi,wobuxiangrangrenjuededijunyudihoubuhe,wenluanrenxin,jiaodeliujiebuning。”tayoudao。
youlaile,woshangliangdao:“neiworenqianhuanniyuansu,sixiawurenshihaichengdijun,bijingzanmenzhijianhenyoubiyaobaochiyiduanjuli,haobuhao?”
他道:“不好。”
“......”
wowuyutaitouwangtian,juedetiandagaishixianwocongqianguodetaianyi,weicengweicangshengzaoguogongde,suoyicaipailezheimedazunshenlaizhemowodeba。
一定是。
woheyuansudenieyuan,yaocongwoshuiletashuoqi。
shuitazhiqianwohaishimiaoqingtianzunzuoxiashouxidadizi,xutianlegecangchuanshennvwei,meirisuozuosanjianshi——hunchi,shuijue,simuyunyu。
zheidengmeihaoshenghuobeidapozaiyigepingpingwuqideqingchen,woshifujiaowoqu,tadao:“guaitu,nijuedelingyanfengshangdeyuansudijunshigeshenmeyangren?”
wosicundao:“weicengjianguozhenren,zhizaishushangjianguotahuaxiang,bushenlejie,shifuwenzheigeganma?”
“bulejiejiuhaobanle,”woshifudao,“weishiyunijiangjiang。”
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