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di18zhangjitianbujianjiuburenshile？
“yeye，ruoshiyudaoheshide，wohuikaolv。”
zheihuayitingjiushifuyan，laoyeziyexiguanletafuyan，huilehuishou：“bale，bale，zhipanwangwolinsizhiqian，nengkandaonijiehunchengjia，wojiushaogaoxiangbaifole！”
“yeye，ninkendinghuizhangmingbaisui。”luxiaoxiaozaiyipangpaimapidao。
lulaoyezidengletayiyan：“neiwobuchenglelaoyaoguaile！？”
lujinzhenbochunweiqin：“woxianshangloule。”
xiwanzao，lujinzhenjiedaomosendedianhua，tashiqiyizhiyanfangzaichunbianzouxiangyangtai，enxiajietingjian，yanjianyigai：“shuo。”
“luzong，woyijingdiaochaqingchule，neiweilinxiaojiesihubeisujingtingqiujinzaijialile，neigetangdouxiaopengyouhuanyouningxuegongnengzhangai，jixudaliangdeyinxingrhxuejinxingquanshenhuanxuezhiliao。”
“genjuwodiaochadexiaoxi，tangdouxiaopengyousihubingbushisujingtingdeqinshengerzi，yeyinruci，sujingtingnaoxiuchengnu，cairuciduidailinxiaojie。”
“haiyouyiyuanneibian，sujingtingyefalehua，mingtianzaoshangjiangtangdouxiaopengyouganchuyiyuan，bingqieburangrenheyijiayiyuanjinxingzhenzhi。”
lujinzhenmianronglengjun，kanzheyuanchudeanye，chouleyikouyan，huanhuantuchu，baiseniaoniaodeyanwu，mohuletayingjundelianpang。
“yiyuanyourhxueyema？”
“sihubuduo，ruoshiquanshenhuanxue，kongpabuxing！”mosendao：“chufeiconggegewaishengxuekusouji。”
benlaiyinxingrhxuexing，shixiyoudexiongmaoxue，yishibanhuineimedadexueliang，hennansouji，dexunxujianjindejinxingsouzhao，danruoshizheihaizizhongtufashengshenmeyiwai，xueliubuzhi......houguokexiangerzhi。
lujinzhenchenyin：“wojidewobeiyongdexueku......”
“luzong，neishiweininzhunbei，yifangbushizhixu，ninyaosansi！”
haizigurankelian，danlujinzhendeshenfen，yingxiangzhenggelushi，meiyousheibitadeanquangengzhongyao。
lujinzhenenmieyandi，mianwubiaoqing：“neinianpairensouji。”
“shi，mingtianwotongzhixiaqu，rangtamenliuyi。”
dianhuaguaduan，lujinzhenhuilewoshi，zheishi，menwaichuanlaixiweideqiaomensheng，menbeirencongwaimiantuikaiyitiaofeng，tanjinyikeheisedexiaonaodai。
“shushu，jinwanwonengheniyiqishuima？”
“xiaopengyou，nizenmenengluanpao，ganjinhuifangjianshuijue。”yongrenkandaotatuikailujinzhendemen，xinligedengxia，paoguolaibaotalikai。
tangdousoudeyixia，paodaolujinzhendeshenhou，zhuazhetadeyijiao，kelianbabadewangzheta。
“shushu，tangdoubuxiangyigerenshui，haipa！”
kanzhetajudong，yongrendaoxiyikouliangqi，xinjingdanzhan。
lujinzhenchuimouduishangtaheibaifenmingdeyanmou，xintoumomingshanguoyisilianmin：“niquxiuxiba。”
yongrenwanyao，tiexinguanshanglemen。
lujinzhenpailepaitadenaodai：“shangchuang。”
tangdoulikepaleshangchuang，guaiguaidetanghao，zhengzhediliuliudedayanjingkanzheta，yanlimeiyouhaipa，youdezhishihaoqi。
lujinzhenxiankaibeizishangchuang，tangdouliketieleshanglai：“shushu，nihuijianggushima？”
“e？pingshinimamadoujinijiangshenmegushi？”
“womamakelihaile，shenmegushidouhuijiang，meitiandouhuijinijiangshuiqiangushi......keshizuijin，wodoumeikanjianta......”
tiqizheige，tangdouyanjingfahong，youxiangkule。
“buxuku！”lujinzhenningmoushuodao。
tangdouxilexibizi，jiaobian：“womeiyouku，woshiyanjingjindongxile。”
“shushu，nijiwojianggegushiba，jiuyige！”
lujinzhenniletayiyan：“xiangtingshenmegushi？”
“xiaobaitugendahuilangdegushi。”
“......”
yigegushijiangwan，shenbianchuanlaijunyunhuxisheng。
lujinzhenshenshouximiedengguang，shineixianruheian。
......
hugongyijuexinglai，faxiantangdoubujianle，dajingshise，sixiaxunzhaowuguo，likelianxilesujingting。
shuidemimihuhudesujingtingjiedaodianhua，tingwanhugongdehua，mengdicongchuangshangzuoqi，pitougailianmadao：“feiwu，liangehaizidoukanbuhao，woqingniyoushenmeyong？”
mawanhoufanyingguolai，neihaizishizonggentayouyouheguanxi？
“zixizaizhaozhao，ruoshizhaobudao，buyaoshengzhang。”yuqixiangdangdelengmo。
cikeshiyelisandian，beidianhuachaoxing，sujingtingquanwushuiyi，qishenqugeloukanlinxiangwan。
mendakai，touguochuangwaideyueguang，linxiangwanquansuozaijiaoluo，shenshanggaizhebobei，anjingwusheng，liantajinlai，juranhaowuchajue。
睡的可真是深！
jiushibuzhidao，haizidiule，tahainengbunengshuidezheimexinwupangwu！
sujingtingyandishenchujifenlengyi，jibuzoudaochuangbian：“linxiangwan，nibushixiangzhidaohaizideqingkuangma？neiwogaosuni，tabujianle！”
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taetoumaozhehanzhu，liansebuzhengchangfahong，chunbanganzao。
sujingtingshenshouluozaitaetoushang，chujiguntangyipian。
“该死的！！”
shenshoujiangrenbaohuiwoshi，botongjiatingyishengdianhua。
yishengganlai，jianchazhihou，shuotashiyinweizhangshijianmeijinshi，jiashangxinqinggefangmiandeyinsu，daozhidegaoshaohunmi。
dangxiajitaweilexietangshui，gualetuishaodiandi。
yigeshichenzuoyou，linxiangwanyouyouzhuanxing。
jiezhehunhuangsededengguang，takandaozuozaichuangbiandeshuxishenying，yinyuejuedezijishichuxianlehuanjue。
tahaoxiangshikandaosujingtingle。
xuanjizichaochelechechunban，tapashifengleba！
sujingtingbabudetasi，zenmehuichuxianzaitadechuangbian，yidingshitazaizuomeng。
一定是这样。
“zenme？caijitianmeijian，jiuburenshiwole？”
youyoutouzheliangyideshengyinzuanrutadeermo，wanrumoyinguaner！
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