doushishenghuoxiaoshuo《faxiaobianchengnvshenshangmenbiaobai，womale》zaiguangdawangyouzhijianyongyouchaogaorenqi，xiayuxunianchudegushishouhuobushaofensideguanzhu，zuozhe“wozhihuixietianwen”dewenbiburongxiaoqu，jianshuwei：zaiyizhenshashashengzhong，ningyudeshengyinzhongdaizheyimojuewang，“xiongdimen，womeizidanle。nimenmashangzhuizongwode……
卧室里。
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buguo，suiranzaiqubuduizhiqianningyujiujingchangchuanzhenvzhuanggengshijiangzijidabanchenggedameinvzaitamianqianhuangyou，danxianzaituranbianchengxunianchuchuxianzaitashenqian，tahaishiyouxiewufashiying。
“xiayu，wozheicilaizhaoni，chulexianglaikankanni，zaijiushixuyaonibangmang！”
xunianchubuzaihexiayuhuiyiwangshi，zhiruzhengtidao：“womingtianyaoqucanjiayidangzongyi，yinweishiyidangqinglvrichangweizhutidejiemu，erwoxianzaideshenfenshidanshen，suoyijiemuzujiujiwoanpaileyigedadang，jiushimuqianbijiaohuodeneigeneimingxingjiao…jiaoshenmelaizhe？dui，duminghao！wotetaoyanzheigeren，suoyijujuecanjia！”
“keyinweiwoxianzaizheigeshenfendelaomashizheidangzongyizuidadezanzhushang，woyaoshibucanjiadehua，wolaomajiuhuichehuizanzhu！”
“yushijiemuzurangwozijiqutiaodadang！”
“suoyi，wojiuxiangdaonile！”
“bienao！”tingdaoxunianchujuranyaoyaoqingzijiqucanjiaqinglvrichangweizhutidezongyijiemu，xiayuxiangyemeixiangbianyikoujujuedao：“woyoubushishenmemingxing。bu，jiusuanwoshimingxingyebuqu！henizucp，shalewohaichabuduo！”
wenyan，xunianchuqishenlaidaoxiayushenqian，bingqingqingzhuanleyiquan，chuchukeliandewendao：“wobupiaoliang？”
budengxunianchubahuashuowan，xiayuyangshoujiushiyibazhangshanzaitatoushang，yizhengyancidikaikoudao：“jiniyigejinggao，yihoubiezaizaiwomianqianmainongfengzi！”
beixiayushanleyibazhangdexunianchudunshiweiqudeduqizui，yankuanggengshishunjianjiuhongle！
jianyuci，xiayuganjuezhenggerendoumale，shouzhangzaicixiguanxingdejuqi！
ruguobushiyinweizhidaoyanqiandexunianchushitacongxiaowandaodadexiongdi，xunianchuxianzaidebiaoqingbieshuoshixiayu，renheyigetieshixinchangderendouhuibeironghua！
“我说你…”
xiayuzuizhonghaishimeiyouzaishanxiashou，wulidejiangshouzhangshouhuihou，tazhuanshenzoudaoshuzhuoqian，wulidao：“feiqubuke？”
xiayuhuayingangluo，xunianchumashanghenhendiantou：“yaomenipeiwoqu，yaomejiurangwoxianzaideneiweifuhaolaomachezi！”
“等等…”
tingdaoxunianchuzaicitijitaxianzaidelaoma，xiayuturanlengjingxialai，wendao：“niyouqukanguonifumuma？”
wenyan，xunianchushenziyizhen，xuanjihuanhuandidixiatou，qingqingdiantoudao：“qukanguohenduoci，danwobuzhidaogaizenmehetamenjieshi！jiusuanwojieshi，tamenyexiangxinle，woxianzaizheishenfendeqinrenyougairuhemiandui？！”
“yinweiwobujinhunchuan，haironghelexunianchudequanbujiyi！”
“zheiqueshishiyijianjishoudeshiqing！”
夏禹点了点头。
bieshuoshixunianchudefumu，jibianshitaxianzaidouhaiyouxiemeng！
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zaijiushiduiningyufumueryan，tamenyijingjieshouleningyuxishengdeshishi。suiranbeitong，dantamenhuiyinweizijierziweiguoxishengerzihao！
yiqiemuyichengzhou，biqirangxunianchuquxiangrenlai，baochixianzhuangcaishizuihaodexuanze！
“夏禹。”
xunianchuhongzheyankuangkanxiangxiayu，gengyandao：“ninengtiwozhaoguhaowobamadeduiba？！”
“这还用说吗？”
xiayudengleyiyanxunianchu，meihaoqidao：“womenkeshixiongdi！nifumuziranyejiushiwofumu！nifangxinba，zheishierbuyongnijiaodai！”
wenyan，xunianchulimazhuanyihuati，xiaoxinyiyidewendao：“nei，peiwoqucanjiazongyideshier…”
xiayuyaotouxiaolexiao，dao：“woyigesuren，jiemuzuhuirangwocanjiama？”
“什么素人！”
xunianchubumanle，yubujingrensibuxiudikaikoudao：“wohuiduiwaixuancheng，nishiwonanpengyou！”
“噗——”
xuyouweituruqilaideyijuhua，rangxiayuzaicichadianyuandiliekai！
“打住！”
xiayuqiangrenzhuzourendechongdong，yizhengyancidishuodao：“niyaozhenshizheimeshuo，wodasiyebuqu！”
“好好好！”
xunianchulianlianbaishou，dao：“zhiyaonipeiwoqucanjiazongyi，shadouhaoshangliang！”
xiayudianlediantou：“peiniqucanjiazongyikeyi，dannibunengnazheishentiduiwoluanlai！”
“明白！”
xunianchushunjianzhandebizhi，chaoxiayujingleyigebiaozhundeli！
“xingba，mingtianshenmeshihou？”
xiayubuzaimoji，zhiruzhengtidao：“woxuyaozhunbeishenme？”
jianxiayudayingxialai，xunianchutaishoukanlekanshijian，gancuidao：“nishenmedoubuyongzhunbei，mingtianyizaowolaijieni！jiuzheiyangjuedingle，zaijian！”
shuowan，xunianchubiandakaiwoshimenzoulechuqu。
huoxushibuxiangdaraoxiayuhexunianchu，yehuoxushijuedeshenweifumubunengtoutingnianqingrendejiaoliu，xiayouchongheguanxiaoyuebuzhidaopaonaliqule！
jianketinglimeiren，xunianchuyeshenglequdazhaohu，gancuidekaimenzoulechuqu！
xiayumeiyouchuqusongxunianchu。
yinweijintianfashengdeshiqingshizaitaiguoyuxuanhuan！
weiguojuanqudefaxiaoturanyidangqianzhengdangdahuodequanminnvshenxunianchudeshenfenchuxianzaiyanqian，rangtayouzhongzijihaizaimengjingzhizhongdecuojue！
…………
全网都炸开了锅！
suizhexunianchuchuxianzaikafeidian，bingduizhexiayushuochu‘womenjiehunba’zheijuhuadeshipinbeixianchangyixieguanzhongshangchuandaoduanshipinhegedashejiaopingtai，zheigebaozhaxingdexinwendunshiyicuikulaxiuzhishidengdinggedawangzhanderedianbangbangshou！
erbuguanshiweibozheixieshejiaopingtaihaishiduanshipinpingtai，suoyoupinglunjunshiaihaoyipian。
youqishiqizhongyigeduanshipindepinglunqu，jinjinlianggexiaoshibudaodeshijian，zheigeduanshipinpinglunqujiuchaoguoleshushiwanrenpinglun。
“aaaa，zheihaishiworenshidenvshenma？tajuranshuochuzheiyangdehualai！wotamaliekailea！”
“puhaha，zheihenfuhexunianchudexingge！biewangle，takeshifanpaidamotoua。goutoujpg！”
“sheilaigaosuwo？neigejiaoxiayudexingyunerdaodishishei？nandaoshixunianchudefaxiao？”
“chuanshuozhongdeqingmeizhu？！”
“suoyi，wonvshenshixihuanneigexiayudeba！burantazenmehuipaoquzhaoxiayu，gengshishuochu‘womenjiehunba’dehua？”
“我失恋了！”
“我失恋了+1”
“woshilianle+10088”
quanwangdouyinweixunianchudexingweiheyanyufeiteng，gedaxinwenmeitiyijibaguajizhemenyefenfentianyoujiacu，youdegongjixunianchuwanquanbuzhenxilaizhibuyiderenqi，juranzaidahongdazideshihounaochuzheiyangdeyaoezi。yeyouxinwenmeitibiaoshixunianchufeichangjiediqi，hedianshijulidefanpainvyihaoyiyangteliduxing！
旁晚时分。
wangluoyulunhaizaichixufajiao。
duicihaobuguanxindexunianchuhuidaoletaxianzaidebieshuzhong。
“徐念楚！”
gangzoujinbieshu，yishenghedongshihoubiancongketinglichuanchu。jinjiezhe，yimingnianhuabuzai，danfengziyoucundezhongnianfunvbianchongdaolexunianchushenqian！
zhongnianfunvbushibieren，zhengshixunianchudedongshizhanglaomaluyumei！
“kankannigandehaoshi！”
budengxunianchufanyingguolai，chongdaotashenqiandeluyumeijiangshoujihenhendirengdaotashouli，qijibaihuaidao：“zheidaodishizenmehuishi？neigexiayudaodishishei！niweishenmeyaopaoqujianta，haidangzhongshuochubuzhixiuchidehua？”
“您别激动嘛！”
xunianchumeiyouqukanshouji，zaitapaoquxiangqinhuichangjianxiayudeshihou，tajiuzhidaohuichuxianzheiyangdeqingkuang！
jiangshoujihaijiluyumeihou，xunianchumiansepingjingdezoudaoketingshafaqianzuoxia，jiezhedandankaikoudao：“woxianzaiyijingzhangdale，ninbunengzaishishidouyueshuzhewo！ruguonibuxiangrangwochengweixiayigexiaotiantian，jiujiwoyidiangerenkongjianba！”
genjutanaohaizhongdejiyi，tayijingzhidaoxunianchujiushiyinweicongxiaodaodadoubeizijilaomajianyushideguanjiaoguandechuanbuguoqi，chadianfuyao***！
yeshizaizheigeshihou，lianggebenbuxiangganzhirendejiyirongweiyiti，yigezhanxindexunianchuzhongshengle！
“你…”
meixiangdaoxianglaitinghuadebaobeinverjuranyongzheiyangdeyuqishuohua，luyumeijingshiyishiyouxiewufashiying，zhengdazheshuangyanzhizhidikanzhexunianchu！
zuizhongyaodeshi，xunianchudehuarangtayouzhongrumengfangxingdeganjue！
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dantadezheizhonghao，duixunianchueryanhuoxushiyizhongfudan！
beixunianchuyijuhuajingxingdeluyumeichenmolexialai。
jiezhe，taanzitanlekouqi，xuanjizoudaoxunianchuduimianzuoxia，qingshengdao：“chuchu，zheijianshinibuyongdanxin，mamahuijinichulihao！nixianzaiyaozuode，jiushidiaozhenghaoxintaiqucanjiamingtiandezongyijiemu！”
“duile，nizhaodaoxiangyaodadangdejiabinlema？”
“找到了！”
xunianchudianlediantou，dao：“jiushiwoqujiandeneigexiayu！”
“什么！”
gangganglengjingxialaideluyumeishunjianzhakai，zhijiantatengdiyixiazhanqishen，bukezhixindekanzhexunianchu，“suoyinipaoqukafeiting，jiushizhaotadangnijiemudadang？”
“对啊！”
xunianchuweiweiyixiao，dao：“laomaninxianbiezheji！nibujuedexianzaireduyijingchaoqilailema？yidanmingtianxiayuchuxianzaijiemuzhong，woxiangxinreduhuikongqianjuehou！erzhei，buzhengshininhejiemuzuxiwangkandaodema？suoyi，woyusheizucpyidiandoubuzhongyao，zhongyaodeshihuati，redu，shoushilv！”
“嗯？”
kanzhemiandaiweixiao，wuxingzhongmimanzheqiangdazixindexunianchu，luyumeituranganjuezijiyouxieburenshizheigebaobeinverle！
huozheshuo，cishidexunianchusuiranjiuzuozaitashenqian，dantaqueganjuefeichangdemosheng！
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