卧室里。
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wenyan，xunianchuqishenlaidaoxiayushenqian，bingqingqingzhuanleyiquan，chuchukeliandewendao：“wobupiaoliang？”
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“我说你…”
xiayuzuizhonghaishimeiyouzaishanxiashou，wulidejiangshouzhangshouhuihou，tazhuanshenzoudaoshuzhuoqian，wulidao：“feiqubuke？”
xiayuhuayingangluo，xunianchumashanghenhendiantou：“yaomenipeiwoqu，yaomejiurangwoxianzaideneiweifuhaolaomachezi！”
“等等…”
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夏禹点了点头。
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“夏禹。”
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“这还用说吗？”
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“什么素人！”
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“噗——”
xuyouweituruqilaideyijuhua，rangxiayuzaicichadianyuandiliekai！
“打住！”
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“好好好！”
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“明白！”
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“xingba，mingtianshenmeshihou？”
xiayubuzaimoji，zhiruzhengtidao：“woxuyaozhunbeishenme？”
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shuowan，xunianchubiandakaiwoshimenzoulechuqu。
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…………
全网都炸开了锅！
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“我失恋了+1”
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旁晚时分。
wangluoyulunhaizaichixufajiao。
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“kankannigandehaoshi！”
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“您别激动嘛！”
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“你…”
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beixunianchuyijuhuajingxingdeluyumeichenmolexialai。
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“duile，nizhaodaoxiangyaodadangdejiabinlema？”
“找到了！”
xunianchudianlediantou，dao：“jiushiwoqujiandeneigexiayu！”
“什么！”
gangganglengjingxialaideluyumeishunjianzhakai，zhijiantatengdiyixiazhanqishen，bukezhixindekanzhexunianchu，“suoyinipaoqukafeiting，jiushizhaotadangnijiemudadang？”
“对啊！”
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“嗯？”
kanzhemiandaiweixiao，wuxingzhongmimanzheqiangdazixindexunianchu，luyumeituranganjuezijiyouxieburenshizheigebaobeinverle！
huozheshuo，cishidexunianchusuiranjiuzuozaitashenqian，dantaqueganjuefeichangdemosheng！