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《faxiaojiecheshaosiwo，wosongfaxiaochilaofan》shiyibuchongmanaiqingyumaoxiandedoushishenghuoxiaoshuo，youguxiangjingxingousiercheng。gushizhong，chentianyiliuzongsangjinglileyiduanjianxindelvcheng，zaituzhongyudaole[biaoqian:zhujiaodebanlv]，errengongtongmianduizhelaizineixinhewaijiedekaoyan。tamentongguoyonggan、jianchihexinren，zuizhongzhanshenglekunnan，shixianlezijidemubiao。zaiwaixinkudapinduonian，tingdaozheixiekuazan，woxinlinanmianyouxiexiaojiaoao，zuijiaoyebuzijuediyangqiyimoxiaoyi。……jianghuanqiduzhexinzhongduiaiqingheyongqidexiangwang。

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kanzhewojiaconggaopengmanzuodaowurenwenjin，faxiaomamaluchulexinweidexiaorongle。

faxiaoxianshiyuanyuandizhanzhe，yanshenzaiwohechezhijianlaihuiyouyi，lianshangdeshenqingyouxiebuziran。

guoleyihuier，taxiangshixialehendajuexin，shouqilezhiqianmuzhongwurendexiaozhang，queyoudaizhejifenlisuodangrandejinger，jingzhichaowozoulai。haimeidengwokaikou，tajiushuodao：“tianyi，jinwanwoyougetongxuejuhui，nizheichejiewochengchengchangmian。”

womanlianjinge，haimeilaidejihuiying，tayoubunaifandicuicuqilai。

woyiweizijitingcuole，manlianjinge：“shenme？”

faxiaolimalazhanglelian，xianqidizeleyisheng，tigaoyinliangshuodao：“ze！nierduolongla？jienicheshishidoubuxing？jiunizheipoche，haidanggebaobeiside，zhenzheimexiaojiaziqia！”

qiaowomianluyouyu，tabujinmeiyousihaoshoulian，fandaoyujiabunaifanqilai。

huixiangqifangcaitaduiwobaneiqingmiechaoxiaodezuilian，haiyoutamamaneifanjiansuankebo、duoduobirendehuayu，woxinlidenuhuoyou“cheng”diyixiajiumaoleqilai。

raner，haimeidengwokaikouhuiying。

faxiaojiulengxiaozhe，hualijiaqiangdaibangdici。

“yohe，jinianzaiwaimianhunxialai，nizabiandezheimekousoule？buguoshijieliangche，youbushitunleni，nanbuchengfadale，jiuqiaobushangzanzheixietushengtuzhangdeqiongxiangqinle？zhuangshenmezhuang！”

zheishi，liuzongsangdemamayelimazaiyipangbangqiang，chezhesangzirangrang：“jiushi，zheihaizizenmeyidianbudongshi，jiegechehaituisanzusi，zhenbuxiaodezaibaishenmepu！”

woxinlianzijiujie，buduanjizijikuanxin：yuanjiayijiebuyijie，doushixianglixiangqinde，taitoubujianditoujian。

changnianzaiwaichuangdang，wotaimingbaishenghuodejianxinherenqingdefuzale。suishuofaxiaoyijiarujinluopozhici，kenianjiduonianlinliqingfen，wohaishixiangjinzuidanuli，weixizhubicizuihoudeneidiantimian。

silaixiangqu，jiujiedetaiyangxuedoututuzhitiao。wowunaiditanlekouqi，tuoxiedao：“haoba！”biantaochucheyaochi。

“nalaibani，jiegepochehaizheimemomocengceng，gengeniangmenside！”

faxiaojianzhuang，manlianbuxie，shenshoudouzoule，zuilihaimamalieliede。

faxiaomamayezaiyipangpiezui，pangfoshixianqiwomeiyouguizhebayaoshidijitaerzi。

“heng，yaogeyiqianzanjiafengguangdeshihou，wozhengyandoubuqiaonizheipoche，yejiuxianzai，nicaiyoujihuijiejiwoerziyong。”

wozhijuehunshenqidezhibuzhudiduosuo，xiayishijiushenshouyaoquduohuibeiqiangzoudecheyaochi。jiuzaizheishi，bamaganmangyizuoyiyousisilazhuwo。

tamenneimanshilaojiandeshou，daizhejifenzhandou，queyouyongzuleliqi。zaibamajiqiedeyishengsheng“suanle”zhong，woxiongqianglineituanxiongxiongranshaodenuhuo，zongsuanmanmanpingxilexie。

zhinengyanzhengzhengkanzhetamenmuzierrendeyiyangyangdiliqu，xinlibiemendehaosiyaozhakaiyiban。

getianshenye，wodeshoujituwudixiangleqilai。

dianhuaneitou，yigeshengyinlengmodishuodao：“nichetingzaiyanhuadianmenkou，zheierdaochushiyiranyibaopin，ganjinnuozou。”woxinli“gedeng”yixia，

ganmanglianshengdaoxie，zhidangshifaxiaocuxin，ganjinweitadeshuhuzhiqian。keduifangmeiduofeihua，zhijieguaduanledianhua。

womanxinnaohuo，zheifaxiaobanshiyetaibukaopule，bachetingzaizheiweixiandifang。

woxunsubodatadianhua，tingtongliquezhiyoudandiaode“dududu”mangyin，zenmeyedabutong。wunaizhixia，wozhinengpishangyifu，congcongchumen。

congconggandaoyanhuadianmenkou，wokuaibuzouxiangchezi。touguochechuang，houpaimohuderenyingrangwoxintouyijin，shifaxiaoma？tazenmehuishuizaizheier？

woqingtanyikouqi，yemeidasuanjiaoxingta，zhunbeixianbachenuokai，quandanglinshidangyihuisiji。

gangzuojinjiashizuo，yigucibiqiweimengdizuanjinbiqiang，wohaimeilaidejifanying，chaneijian，qiangliedexuanyunganruxiongyongchaoshuibanxilai，woyanqianyihei，yishishunjianmohu。

buzhiguoleduojiu，dengwozaiciyoulezhijue，zhiganjueyiguzhiredehuoyankaodehunshenshengteng。

menglongzhong，wotingdaofumushengsilijiedekuhansheng。

yinyuehaitingdaoyiqunrenhuangluandihuhanzhe“daoge”。

jinjiezhe，faxiaomamaneishuxiyoujiansuandechaofengshengchuanlai：“woerzizaojiushuole，dianchejiushirongyishao，nikanba！”

liuzongsangyeganmangfuhe：“ai，tianyiyaoshizaodianzhaowo，wojiubuhuirangtamaidianche，zheishitadechunhailetademing。”

”jiushichun，haiyongdiancheyungangmaideyanhuo，zheijiushizhaosi，huogai。“faxiaomamabuzhisuoyidefaxiezhe。

jiuzaizheishi，yizhenzhenzheneryulongdeyanhuabaozhushenghongranxiangqi，shunjiantunmeilesuoyoushengyin。

gungunnongyanmimanzaisizhou，cibideqiweiqiangderenchuanbuguoqi，relangyibojiezheyibo，kaodepifushengteng。zaizheijuewangdehuohaizhizhong，wogandaoqiansuoweiyoudekongju，shengmingjijiangzaicizhongjie。

houpaiderenyingturandongledong，daizhemianzhaodecelianrangwohunshenbingliang。neibushifaxiao！