《发小借车烧死我,我送发小吃牢饭》 小说介绍
《faxiaojiecheshaosiwo,wosongfaxiaochilaofan》shiguxiangchuangzuodeyibudoushixiaoshuo。gushiweiraozhechentianyiliuzongsangzhankai,jieshiletamenzhijiancuozongfuzadeguanxihebukesiyidemaoxianjingli。zheibuxiaoshuojikourenxinxianyouchongmanjingxi,lingduzhenanyiwanghuai。faxiaomamayibianshuozhe,yibianmanliandeyidikanxiangzijiahaizi。“shia,tianyi,nikebunengguangtingmaichedehuyou,deduokaochakaocha,zijiduozhuomozhuomo。nixianzai……。
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kuaiguonianshi,wojiazhexinrushoudexinnengyuandiancheguixiang,buxiangzheicheshenliangsechenglefaxiaoyijiadeyanzhongding。
faxiaoqianjiaohaixiluodianche,houjiaojiuyuqichanmei,chengyaojiechequtongxuejuhuichengchangmian。
nianjijiuqing,woxinruandichuyaochi,tayibaduoguo,dunangzhe“zaozheimetongkuaibujiuwanle”。
shenye,moshengdianhuacuinuoche,faxiaodianhuaquedabutong。wogandaoyanhuadian,yiweifaxiaohezuishuizaihouzuo。
gangzuojinjiashizuo,cibiqiweixilai,qiangliexuanyunrangwoyishimohu。
menglongzhong,chuanlaifumukuhan、faxiaomuzichaofengheyanhuabaozhusheng,suihouchirehuoyanjiangwotunmei。
zhongshenghou,wo“yidebaoyuan”,songfaxiaoyijiachilaofan。
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huijiaguonian,wogangjincunzi,faxiaoheyiqunlinlixiangqinmenjiufengfenghuohuodiyongdaowojia。
zancunlirenxianglaiaibagua,wozicongbiyehou,haoxienianmeihuijia,jialibujingaiqilexinfang,haitianzhilegezhongxinshijiadian。
wobamadoushilaoshibajiaodenongmin,yibeiziqinkenzhongtian,dajiaxinlidoumingbai,zheikendingshiwozaiwaimianzhengledaqian。bamajianxiangqinmendoulaijialiliaotian,reqingdebuxing,ganmangchelaiyizibandeng,youshiduanchayoushisongshui。
“chentianyizheihaizi,chuxile!”
“caibiyemeijinian,jiuyouzijidechele。”
“qiaoqiaochenjiazhei‘haozhai’!”
“zaidachengshidapinkeburongyi,xiaochennengyoujintian,neishitayingdede。”
linjumenweizhewo,niyiyanwoyiyudiyilunzhe,qizhongbufazhenxinxianmude。
zaiwaixinkudapinduonian,tingdaozheixiekuazan,woxinlinanmianyouxiexiaojiaoao,zuijiaoyebuzijuediyangqiyimoxiaoyi。
faxiaomamayanjingxienizhewo,zuijiaoweiweishangyang,guazheyimoqingmiedexiao,jianzhesangzishuodao:“nimenbudong,xianzaimaidianche,neijiushituotuodeyuandatoua。”
shuozhe,haiguyiyongbizihengleyisheng,yanshenlimanshibuxie,fangfowozuoleshenmetiandadechunshi。tayibianshuo,yibianyongshouzhoupenglepengpangbiandeliuzongsang,shiyitafuhe。
“nikanwojiazongsangjiubumai,tazhengtianyanjiuzheixie,dianchezheifangmian,jiumeiyoutabudongde。nimaichezhiqian,zhengaiwenwenwoerzide。”
faxiaomamayibianshuozhe,yibianmanliandeyidikanxiangzijiahaizi。
“shia,tianyi,nikebunengguangtingmaichedehuyou,deduokaochakaocha,zijiduozhuomozhuomo。nixianzaijiushigejiucai。”
liuzongsangshunzhetamadehua,limajieshangcha,meiyousihaobaoliu。
“dianchebushitinghaodema?haishengyou。”
wobashigeshichengren,duichederenzhijinzaibbadechepai,shengpawochilekui,ganmangkanxiangzheige“dongwang”liuzongsang。
“shushu,dianchekendingshengyoua,yongyouneikebujiushiyouchelema!”
liuzongsangzuijiaoyigou,yanlishanguoyisichaofeng,pielewobayiyan。
faxiaomamayegenzhexiaoqilai,neixiaoshengli,manshiduiwobabudongxingdechaoxiao。
“hahaha,laochen,nimena。yibeizinongmin,meijianguoshimian,chedoumeizuoguojici。”
“niqiaoqiao,xianzaidianchedeziranlvduogao!chachewentiyeyanzhongdehen!zaishuole,xianzaidianjiahaizhangle!zixiduibizheijiniandianchedejiage,xianzaimaidianche,kebujiushibeigejiucaima!”
liuzongsangzhouzhemeitou,yilianyouxinchongchongdeyangzi,fangfozhenzaiweiwochikuiertongxinjishou。
linjumentingtashuodetoutoushidao,fenfendiantou,juedetajiangdehenyoudaoli。
“haizi,nikebunengyoudianqianjiuxialangfei,youxiedongxihaishidehaohaoxuexixuexi。”
wobawomamingxianbeiliuzongsangzheizixinmanmandejiashijihuzhule。
“bama,nimenbietaidanxin。buguanshenmeche,douyouanquanyinhuan。youchehedianche,zhishimanzubutongrendexuqiubale。dianchezuozhe、kaizhedoushufu,maidianchehaiyoubutie,jializhuanggechongdianzhuang,pingshiyongchenengshengbushaoqian。”
woganmanganfubama,tamenzheicaishaoshaofangxiaxinlai。linjumenbenjiuduidianche、youchezheixiebutaidong,zaitamenyanli,diancheyouchewusuowei,doushiche。tingwozheimeyijieshi,yedougenzhediantou。
 
                 发小借车烧死我,我送发小吃牢饭
                                发小借车烧死我,我送发小吃牢饭