fuyezhongduowangxiaomingxiaopangzheishiyibenjiqiyouxiudeyibuzuopin！gushiqingjieyihuankouyihuanyinrenrusheng！shilituijian！tuijianxiaoshuoneirongjiexuan：“laigerenjiujiuwomenguojiaba！”“nimenshuo，womenyaobuyaoqinggeshashou，rangwangxiaomingzaiyebunengcanjiabisai？”“nibieshuo，haizhenshigehaoxiangfaa！”yu……
开幕式结束。
wanshang，zhongrenbianshizhujinleaoyuncun。
budebushuo，balidehuoshi，shizhendecha。
suoyouhuaxiachengyuandoushiyoukushuobuchu！
guaerwuwei，caishidanyi。
bushaorendoushijiweibushiying。
bijingzailangmanzhidou，chuleshala，jiushiwoniuzuiduole。
ertamenchulezhengzha，jibenmeiyoubiedezuofa！
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cengjingzaiyulinzhong，zhixingrenwudeshihou，jiusuanshishengsherou，doushiyizhongmeiwei！
zhibuguo，suiranshenmedounengchi。
danshizheibalidehuoshi，yedequeshichaleyidian。
bujinruci，zheiyicidekaimushiyeshizaodaolezhongrendebiyi！
neiyimumubukanrumudehuamian，rangrenkanlezhihudaoweikou！
gengshiyouzheaoyunhuiban【randong】！
“nimenshuoshuo，zheijiaoshenmedongxi，jianzhishiwuranyanjinga！”duizhangzhaoanwangzhezhongrenshuodao。
erqitarenyeshihahadaxiao：“duizhang，nidongbudong，zheikeshidushuyubalirendesongchi，zheijiaoyishu！”
budebushuo，suirankaimushileiren，danqueyinweizheige，lajinlewangxiaominghejigeduiyouzhijiandeguanxi。
“kannimendouchidebutaixiguan，mingtianwojinimennongdianhaodongxichiba！”wangxiaomingshuodao。
“woshuoxiaoming，zaizheilininengnongdaoshenmehaodongxi？quandoushifaguocai，shenmeshala，woniude，wodouyaotule！woxianzaijiuxiangchijiaohuaji！buxiangchizheigoupizhajile！”
wangxiaomingqueshijilezhongrenyigefangxindebiaoqing：“jiaohuajibuyidingyou，danshibiedehaishikeyide，mingtiandengwohaoxiaoxiba！”
zhongrenbujiewangxiaominghuadeyisi，danshiyemeiyoufangzaixinli！
jixutaolunqilai，shuozheshuozhejiushishuodaolezhengshishangmian。
“ai，zheiyicishejibisai，nimenyoumeiyouxinxina！”
meiyourendahua，douzaimomodikanzhedianshi。
duizhangzhaoanjixushuodao：“yaoshiwonengnagejinpaihuiqu，wojiazupudouyaojiwodankaile！”
“duizhang，nihaishihenyoushilide，zheiyicijiayou，youjihuinajinpaide，buguowomenma，suanle！”
jigeduiyuanlimashianweiqilai。
danshizhaoanqueshiyaoyaotou：“zheiyiciwokanle，haojigeshiliqiangjingdeduishou，wokongpa......”
suiranhuameiyoushuoqingchu，danshibiaomingdeyisiyijinghenmingquele。
cishi，wuzilichongmanleyizhongdiluodefenwei。
suoyourendexinxinjiuhaoxiangzaizheiyikebeijikualeyiyang。
jianzhuang，wangxiaominglimashizhanlechulai：“wusuowei，wohuichushou！”
yishunjian，suoyourennikankanwo，wokankanni！
xiayimiao，bianshihongxiaoqilai。
zhaoanxiaozheduiwangxiaomingshuodao：“xiaominga，shuozhende，yikaishiwohaiduinitingyouyijiande！”
“buguoxiangchuxialai，wofaxiannihaishibucuode！”
“danshi，haogaowuyuanzheijiushinidebuduile！zheiyici，haishinulijileijingyanba！”
duici，wangxiaomingmeiyouduoshuoshenme，zhishisongsongjian。
......
henkuaijiushilaidaoleqiqiangshejibisai。
duiyuhuaxialaishuo，shejiyizhidoushiruoshixiangmu。
bieshuopingpangqiule，jiushitiaoshui，ticaodoushibibuguode。
suoyishejiyizhidoushihuaxiadetong，suishuobushidaxiangmu。
danzheigengjiarangrenbushuangbushima？
zheimedayigeguojia，shejidounabudaoyigejiangpai？
这谁能忍？
meiniandeaoyunhui，zhuanbojiemutaidoushizuiduode。
erneixieyoumingde，zuiyouxiwangdedaojinpaideyundongyuan。
jibenshangkandianshiderendouhuirenshi。
danshi，lundaojiwangxiaomingdejingtouzhishi，chulelinjiangdaxuedexuesheng，suoyourenxinlidoushichuxianleyigexiangfa。
这人到底是谁？
zaicizhiqian，conglaimeiyoutingdaoguozheigerendeminghao。
limajiushiyourendadancaiceleqilai。
“zheiyidingshiqudujinde，zheizhongrenshizaishitaiduole！”
“meicuo，yikanjiushinajiadegongzige！”
“ai，suanle，kanyangzi，yinggaishishejiduide，fanzhengbenlaijiubushishenmeremenxiangmu！”
“duia，benlaijiububaoxiwang，guantani！aidujinjiudujinbei！”
meiyourenduiwangxiaomingbaoyiqidai。
“mingge！mingge！”zhengzaichangxiakanzheqitaduiyouzhunbeidewangxiaominghurantingdaolelaizishangmiandehuhan。
taitoukanqu，shunjianbianshikandaoleshuxiderenying。
“pangzi，nizenmezaizhei？”
“mingge，wobushishuolema，woshujiahuilaikanaoyunhuide！”
“e，zheiyangzidengxiakanwobiaoyana！”wangxiaomingshuodao。
“wori，minggeniniubia，nijingranbushengbuxiangjiulaicanjiaaoyunhuile？pingshiyinzangdigoushena！”
wangxiaomingqueshibaibaishou：“shenmeyinzangdeshen，zheijiushiwodejianzhi，zhuanqianbale！”
xiaopangxianranbuxiangxin，danshi，zheishihouyijingzhunbeikaishibisaile。
wunaidetayezhinengxingxingzuoba，takebunengdaraolezijidemingge！
erzuohuiweizhishang，tadelaobajiushiqiguaiqilai：“tashinitongxue？”
“对啊！牛逼不！”
“yiqianmeitingguoguojiaduiyouzheimeyigerena？”
“woyeshijintiangangzhidaominggeshiaoyunxuanshou！”xiaopangjidongdishuodao，“minggeyidinghuinajinpaide！”
xianran，xiaopangduiwangxiaomingchongmanlexiwang。
ertashuowanzhihou，bianshangyigeyinghuaguodeguanzhongqueshichizhiyibi，zhuantouduizhexiaopangshuodao。
“jiuta？tanengnajinpai？nimenshejixiangmuzuiqiangdejiushiduizhangzhaoan，jiusuanshitadoubushiwomendeduishou！”
“jiupingtazheimeyigexiaorenwu？zheiyicidejinpai，yidingshuyuwomenyinghua！”
tingdaoxiaoyinghuadejiaosheng，xiaopangzilimajiushibufule。
“nizaigoujiaoshenme！ganbuganhewodu！”
“sheibugansheishixiaogou，duduoshao！”
“wuqian！bu，yiwan！renminbi，bushinimendexiaorizibi！”xiaopanghuoqimingxianshishanglaile。
zheibujinjinshiguanhuzijiminggedemingsheng，gengshiguanhuzuguodeweiwang！
“dujiudu！”xianran，neibiandexiaoriziyeshifeichangdadan，limajiushiduiduqilai。
yuedingwan，xiaopangdefuqinqueshiyaoleyaotou：“awei，nitaiyiqiyongshile！zheihenmingxian，shibishude！”
“shengyiren，zheiyangzibeiduishoutiaoxinyingxianglexinqing，jiushibuhegede！”
xiaopangziqueshibufu：“ba，niyeshuoleshengyiren，shengyirenlianzheizhongwenzhuandemaimaidoubuganma？”
xiaopangzifuqintanleyikouqi：“ninanbuchengyiweinitongxuezhennengnajinpai？”
“bixude！”buzhidaoweihe，xiaopangzijiushiduiwangxiaomingyouzhetianshengdexinrengan！
pangfuzeshichixiaoleyisheng：“tayaoshinengnaguanjun，nidelinghuaqian，wozaijinijiayiwan！”
“xiexielaobakangkaijienang！”
erdixiadewangxiaomingziranbuzhidaofashengleshenme。
zhengzaigenzheqitarenzuozhejiancha。
birutijian，niaojianshenmede。
qiqiangshejibisai，yeshijijiangkaishi。
dunshijian，quanchangrenshanrenhaifeitengqilai！
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栏目：都市
女友出轨，我和她，他都下了地狱
作者：天空的云霞
栏目：都市
岳母寿宴当天，我摊牌了亿万继承人的身份
作者：幸运的猴子
栏目：都市
五年赘婿，离婚我回归豪门一朝翻身
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栏目：都市
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栏目：都市
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