第2章 我暑期兼职杀手,你让我去参加奥运会

我叫王小明。

是一个穿越者。

xianzaishiyiminglinjiangdaxuededaxuesheng。

pingshixihuandalanqiukanshu,zuoniuza。

pinxuejianyou,dezhitimeiquanmianfazhan,meigelaoshidouhenxihuanwo。

pingshihaixihuanzaishujiazuojianzhi,yiqiedoushiweilewodemeimei。

danqishi,zheixiedoushiwodebiaomianweizhuang。

shijishang,wohaiyouyicengshenfen。

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biru【baifabaizhong】lvmax。

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......

linjianggonganju,jintianshiyigedarizi。

tingshuolaileyigedarenwu。

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这到底是何许人也?

小黑屋内。

wangxiaomingzuozaifujiangdeduimian。

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“m1911,shi20shijichuqiyingjiangyanzhideyixing11.43haomikoujingbanzidongshouqiang。”

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wangxiaomingxiaolexiao:“haixing,zhishao,meishangdaogutou!”

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“放开局长!”

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shunjian,waimianguankanderenquandoubaozoule。

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“haha,haolewojiuzhiruzhutile!zheirenshiniba!”fujiangnachuyizhangzhaopian,shangmianderenlulebakeyachi。

“嗯是我!”

“nijiaqishihoudouzaiganma?”

“兼职!”

“weishenmequjingwaijianzhi?”

“yinweiguoneibunengchiqiang!”

wocao,shuodehaoyoudaoli,wojingwuyanyidui!

fujianglengle,suihoubianshijixuwendao:“neiniweishenmezaishashoupaixingbangshang?”

“因为佣金高!”

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一共100个人!

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代号【柒】!

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“keshinimingmingxuyaohenduoqian,yixierenwuweishenmebujie?”

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需要花很多钱。

wangxiaomingxiaoxiao:“yinweiwoyousanbushayuanze!”

“bushaniutouzhibei,yinweitamenshan!”

“bushagoutouzhibei,yinweitamenzhong!”

“bushawanhaozhibei,yinweitamenxiao!”

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“ng!”wangxiaomingdiandiantou,“woshiyigejiqizunjishoufadehaogongmin。”

dunshijian,zhengzaiheshuidefujiangzhijiepenlechulai。

你是好公民?

sheijiahaogongminzaiquanqiuanwangshashoupaixingbangshangpaiming11?

你闹呢?

“kanlainihenzunshouhuaxiafalv!”

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tingzhewangxiaomingdehua,fujiangjuedezijimeifajiaoliule。

erwangxiaomingjixushuozhe:“wobujinbujiehuaxiarenwu,woyebuhuirangbiedeshashoujinruhuaxiajingnei!”

“zheishishuyuwodeweishe!”

fujiangmeimaoyitiao:“nihenzhuaia?qitashashoudouhenjidanni?”

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让国家找到自己的。

burandehua,zheigeshijiemeirennengzhaodaoziji!

“zenmeyang,wodeshilinimenyinggaidoujingguozhengshile,xuyaoguyongwoma!”

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“haizhenyougeweituo,jiukanninengbunengchixiale!”shuowan,tabianshilikai,jinjiezhe,lingyigenanrenjinlai。

“nihao,ziwojieshaoyixia,woshiguoanchufuzeren,chenxiao!”

“你好,王小明!”

guoanfuzeren?bucuo,diweiyougaoleyidian。

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erzaiwaimianguankanderenzeshijingdaile!

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这也太恐怖了吧?

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“suoyini?”wangxiaomingwendao。

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tingdaozhei,wangxiaomingyizhenggezhenjingzhule。

“你,你说什么?”

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“neinijieshouma?”chenxiaonachuleyizhangweituoshu。

wangxiaomingkanyebukan,zhijienaleguolai:“ganle!”