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zhongrenkandaoqinlaodedongzuo，yigegechengmujieshe。
zaozadeyilunsheng，yesuizhijiaranerzhi。
qinlao，jingranshilaizhaochenfengde？
chenfengyihuo：“zhaowoyoushi？”
“queshiyoushi！”qinlaomanlianduixiao，shensechenken：“chenxiansheng，buzhinengfousixialiaoliao？”
“也好！”
chenfengdiandiantou，zoudaomenkoujijiangchuqudeshihou，turanniutoupieleguhaiyiyan。
“yitiaogou，ruguoburenqingzijidediwei，zhihuibianweifenggou，yongyuannanchenghulang！”
guhaigangconggangadejingdizhongfanyingguolai，tingwenciyan，liansezhouranyinchen，xiunuwubi。
taitoukanqu，quejianchenfengyijingheqinlaochumenerqu！
“这个混账！”
guhaihenhendeyiquanzazaimenzhushang，yanzhongtouzhexionghendeguangmang。
“gushao，hebigenneizhongrenyibanjianshi？yigetiaoliangxiaochoueryi，xianzaitayezhinengzaizuishangzhanzhanbianyile！”liuwandejiumachanmeidecoushangqianquandao。
“neixiaozigangconglaolimianchulai，zenmehuirenshiqinlaozheiyangdemingrenni？erqieqinlaoduitadetaidu，haineimebuyiban？”youqinqibujiedeshuodao。
qitarenwenyan，yedouruoyousuosi。
queshi，zheijianshiqingxiandetaibuxunchangle！
“heng，nimenzhidaoshenme？yiweineixiaoziyudaolehaoshima？”
zheishi，wanglihualianseyinchendelenghengleyisheng。
“qinlaoshishenme，jiangzhoudiyishenyi！chenyuneisiyatoudeqingkuang，tazhileyiniandoumeixiaoguo，quebeichenfengzhihaole，nimenshuo，qinlaohuizenmexiang？”
“shia！chenfengdexingwei，bujiushizaidaqinlaodelianma？”youqinqihuangrandao。
“dalianhaizaiqici，zuizhuyaodeshiqinlaodemingshengkendinghuiyincishoudaoyingxiang！zheimeshuo，qinlaoshilaizhaochenfengmafande？”
“没错！”
wanglihualengxiaoyisheng，yifuziyiweileranyiqiedemoyang。
“dangzhezanmenzheimeduorendemian，qinlaoyaoweichizishendexingxiang，suoyibuhaofazuo，tongshiyeshizaijizanmenmianzi。denglikaizheilizhihou，hengheng……”
“neichenfengzheixiaozisuanwanle！”yourenxinzailehuo。
……
guhaizaipangbiantingdezuijiaoyizhenchouchu，yanzhongbiyizhiseyishanershi。
ruciziqiqirendejieshi，zheiyijiaqinqijingranyenengxiangdechulai。
buguotayemeiqudapo，huishoushiyidajiaanjing。
“buguanzenmeshuo，chenfengyijinghuilaile，youxieshiqinghaishifangbeidianhao！”
“xiaowan，nimingxiadecaichanyaojinkuaiquanbuzhuanyi，miandezailihundeshihouchikui！”
“haiyou，wojuedingbadinghunriqitiqian！”
“tiqian？”liuwanbujie。
“meicuo！”guhaiyanzhonghanguanglianlianshanshuo：“womenbunengjineijiahuochuanxizhiji，yaozaitayousuofanyingzhiqianzaicijitalaigechenzhongdedaji，zuihaoyiguzuoqijiangtaganchujiangzhou！”
liuwanchenyinshaoxu，yanjingturanyiliang：“dahoutianhaoxiangshichenfengmeimeideshengri，burujiutiqiandaoneitianba，yinggaiduitade**huigengdayixie！”
suiranzheiyangyouxiecanren，danyouxieshiqingjiranzuole，jiumeilehuitoulu，tayegubushangneimeduole！
“hao！rucizuihaobuguo！”
guhaidaxi，zuijiaoluchuyisizhengningdexiaoyi。
“wobudanyaojiangriqitiqian，haiyaodabanteban，zaijunlindashadingcengjuxingdianli，rangtashoudaojiangzhousuoyourendechaoxiao，kantazaizheilihaizenmedaixiaqu！”
……
“chenxiansheng，bushiwofeiyaolaidaraoni，shizaishilinjiarenbidaotoushangle！”
bieshuwai，qinlaomianluwunai，zhijiekaimenjianshan。
queshilinlaoyezifabulezhaorendeminglinghou，linjiarenxianzaidouzaizhaochenfeng。
linwuyexinsihuoyue，jiuzhaodaoqinlaorangtabangmang。
qinlaotuituobuguozhihaodaying，dezhiliuwanshichenfengdeqizi，jiushangmenlaipengpengyunqi，meixiangdaochenfenghaizhenzaizheili。
“chenxiansheng，xianzainikeshilinjiadexiangbobo！haishineijuhua，jiaohaolinjia，shouyiwuqiong！ninkanshenmeshihoufangbian，zanmenguoquyitang？”
chenfengyaoyaotou：“buji，dengwozijideshiqingmangwanzaishuoba！”
qinlaozaoliaodaochenfengbuhuineimeshuangkuaidaying，youyuleshaoxu，shuochuleciciqianlaidelingyigemude。
“chenxiansheng，neige……，wolaotouziyangmusixiangxuanmenzhenyijiu，buzhininnengbunengchanshuyixiaqizhongdeaomiao？”
shuochuzheihuadeshihou，qinlaoxinzhongshiwubitantede。
gegexingyedejiaojiaozhe，douyouzijidejuehuo，meirenhuisuibiantouluzijidedipai。
guoran，chenfengyaotoudao：“sixiangxuanmenzhenmenjianshengao，bushiyibanrennenggoucantoude！”
tingdaocihua，qinlaoxinzhongyichen，buguochenfengjiexialaidehua，likeyourangtarudalejixuebanxingfenqilai。
“woyouyitaosancaiduomingzhenkeyijiaojini，ruoshininengjiangqiliuchuankailai，fayangguangda，daoshikeyizaofuguangdabingtonghuanzhe！”
sancaiduomingzhenqinlaoyezaimoubenlaoyishushangkandaoguo，duomingyiweicongyanwangshouzhongduoming，xiaoguokeweishenhuqishen，lunmingqibuzaisixiangxuanmenzhenzhixia，kexiyeshichuanle！
meixiangdaochenfengjingranhuizheitaozhenfa，haiyuanyichuanjita！
turuqilaidexingfurangqinlaojidongdechadianyunguoqu，dangjixinshidandandebiaoshi，ruoshinengxuedaozheitaozhenfa，bidingzhongshengfengchenfengweishi，jiangzhenfafayangchuqu。
“qinlaoyanzhongle，ruguofangbiandehua，quwozhuchuba！”
chenfengkanlekanshijian，chulaiyouyihuierle！
meimeigangchuyuan，yougangbanlexinjia，tashizaiyouxiebutaifangxin。
“fangbian，dangranfangbian！”qinlaolianliandiantou。
huidaojiazhongshi，lijiajiazhengzaijixiaoyubuzhifangwu。
xiaoyuyigerenzuozaishafashangkanzhedianshi，shenqingzhuanzhuerrenzhen，shibushiaajisheng，lianshangdexiaorongzhenzhierchunzhen，jiuruyigemengdongweizhidehaizi。
chenfengsaoleyiyandianshi，zhengzaibofangxiongdaxionger，xinzhongbuyouyizhencitong，biziweiweifasuan。
xiaoyuyijingshiliusuilea！
shiliusui，zhengzhihuajiyujidenianji，bengaixiangshouqingchunqushi，xianzaique……
fumubuzai，zhangxiongrufu！
xiaoyubianchengxianzaizheiyang，tayinggaifuqizuidadezeren！
buyaoshuoyiwanjiachan，napawanyijiachanbuyao，tayebuxiangmeimeiyourucicankudezaoyu。
“laoshi，lingmei……zhei……”
qinlaoyinweichenfengdayingchuanshoutasancaiduomingzhen，yirangailechenghu，kanchenfengmianlubeitong，youkanlekanwanruyinghaibandechenyu，zuibadongledong，mianlukuise。
“woyesuanbaodugezhongyishu，lingmeizheizhongqingkuang，queshiwensuoweiwen，buzhilaoshikeyoushenmehaodebanfa，rangqifuyuanma？”
“有！但是极难！”
chenfenghuiguoshenlai，shenxiyikouqi。
“xiaoyuzhongdeshiqiduzuihongchen，yinweishijianguojiu，qinrunaoshenjing，shisuyisheng，genbenbuzhiqili，gengbieshuoduizhengxiayao！”
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“yaocaihenzhenguima？”qinlaoyihuodewen。
chenfengdiandiantou，tanlekouqi：“bainiankongquedan，qiannianheshouwu，wannianshizhongru，feicuiyuxinsui，yiji……tianjishi！”
“什么？”
qinlaowenyan，daoxilekoulengqi！
takanguoyishuzhongduo，ziranzhidaozheijizhongdongxi，zaidangjinzheigeshehui，zheixiedongxikeweifengmaolinjiao，ouerchuxian，likehuibeidajiazudashilishouzang，jiusuanliuchushimian，yejueduishitianjia，feiyibanrenkeyihuoqu。
“nandaomeiyoubiedebanfa？”
“meiyou！”chenfengyaoyaotou。
“秦老……”
jiuzaizheishi，lijiajiashoushiwanxiaoyudefangjianchulai，kandaoqinlao，dunshiyileng，manlianjidong。
taganghaiyiweichenfengzaihesheishuohua，wanwanmeixiangdao，huishishengminghehedeqinlao。
yinweichenfengdeyuanyin，qinlaobuganduilijiajiabairenhedejiazi，dangjiwenhededalefanzhaohu。
kanchuerrenhaiyoushi，lijiajiazhiqudeshuo：“nimenxianmang，wobangxiaoyuxigezaoqu！”
“多谢了！”
chenfengxianglijiajiatouquyigeganjideyanshen，zhaohuzheqinlaojinlezijifangjian。
zhidaobangwanshifen，qinlaocaijiangsancaiduomingzhendejibenshoufahepeihedekoujuejizhu，zoulechulai。
“duoxielaoshijuejixiangchuan，shouyezhienwuyiweibao，laotouziwomingxiayoujiajiaojishitangdeyiguan，jiudangzuobaishilisongjilaoshiba！”
“nizheiyoushihebi？”chenfengyaotou。
“wonianjidale，shenwaizhiwuyishiwuyong！laoshideqingkuangwolveweilejieyixie，youxiedongxizainishouzhongyinggaigengyouyong！”
tingtazheimeshuo，chenfengyemeizaituici，suikoujieshoulexialai。
ganggangchuyu，yiqieshangweiwending，yougelizuzhidiyehao。
pangbianzhengzaijixiaoyuzhatoufadelijiajia，tingdaojishitangzheisangezi，yanjingturandengde**，zuibazhanglejizhangxiangshuoshenme，zuihouhaishibielehuiqu。
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