shifenjuyoukandiandeyibenshuangwen《guanchang:wochengledameirenxianzhangdemishu》,leishuyuguanchangzhichangticai,zhurengongshiluozhiyuanjifeng,xiaoshuoyuanchuangzuozhejiaozuowanoubaitaohua,gushineironggenggai:“ninhao!”jifengyeshenchushou。“zhanglaosan,wanglaoer,nimenliangjiabiechaole,jixiangzhangqinzilaijinimenjiejuewentilaile。”xuweiduizhehainiudazaiyiqideshuangfangda……
wuxuegangjiedianhuadeshihoumeiyoubizhejifeng。
liangrendeduihua,jifengtingdeyiqingerchu。
xielinbenjiushixiangjiezhechulizhaijidijiufenzheigeshierjizijidangtouyibang,nixianzaihaizaixielindemianqianduizijimengkua,tabuguadianhua,nandaotingnishuozheixiexinlitiandu?
“jixiangzhang,xielinzheigejiahuo,zhenbushigedongxi,jianbudebierenbitayounengli,nizaowanqudaitadeweizhi。”wuxuegangjinjindewozhe,yiliantaohaodekanxiangjifeng。
jifengkanleyiyanwuxuegang,zheijiahuodaoshitingshangdao,buguohaishidandandeshuodao:“laowu,yihouzheizhongbuliyuneibutuanjiedehua,kebuyaozaishuole。”
wuxueganglengleyixia,mangbudiedediantou:“shishishi。”
huidaoxiang**,jifengzaijianpanshangqiaochuyifenguanyupingbacunliuzucunminzhaijidijiufendediaojieshu,ranhoudayinchulai,qianshangzijideming,zhaolaixiang**degongzhangyinshang,fenbiedidaolezhanglaosanhewanglaoerdeshouzhong。
“nimenliangwei,kanyixia,ruoshimeishenmeyiyidehua,jiuzaishangmianqianziba!”jifengdandandeshuodao。
zhanglaosanziranmeishenmeyijian,jifengdechuxian,jitamenjiajiejuelezhaijidijiufendewenti,tayibiannazhebizaidiaojieshushangmianqianzi,yibianganendaidedeshuodao:“jixiangzhangyo,yaobushipengdaonizheimeyoupolidelingdao,womenjianeixinfanggujishigaibuqilaile,wodoubuzhidaogaizenmeganxieninle?”
jifengdandandekanleyiyanzhanglaosan,shuodao:“wozhishianzhaoshishiyijulaibanshier,tangruoyihou,nichuxianshenmewenti,woyiyanghuihaobuliuqing。”
zheihua,ziranshishuojiwanglaoertingde。
yehaorangwanglaoerdexinlipinghengyidian。
zhucuifenhaizaipaichusuo,wanglaoerziranguaiguaideqianzi。zaiqianzideshihou,tahaikanxianglejifeng,wendao:“jixiangzhang,wozaizheifendiaojieshushangqianzile,nengrangpaichusuodejiangwolaopofanglema?”
jifengdemeitoujinjinzhouleyixia,shuodao:“nijuedeni?woburangpaichusuodejuliutabangeyue,yijingshigewaikaienle。”
zaijiceng,ruoshibunachudianpoli,neiyihoudeshiqingpashibuxiangchulile。
wanglaoerneixinsuiranbushuang,danshiqueyewukenaihe。
biedaoshihouyoujiangtazhuaqujuliu,neijiutaibuzhidangle。
“laowu,nimenquchulipingbacunliuzudezhaijidijiufen,chulidezenmeyang?”xielinmanliandaixiao,chaozhejifengbangongshizoujinlai,kanzhewuxuegangzhanzaiyipang,bianshuodao:“chulijieguo,yidingyaorangshuangfangdoumanyicaixinga!”
jifengdandandekanlexielinyiyan,zheijiahuo,xinlikendingbiezhehuaini!
“xieshuji,douchulihaole,liangjiadouyijingzaidiaojieshushangqianzile。”wuxuegangxiaodao。
xielinkanlekanzhanglaosanhewanglaoer,shuodao:“jiushinimenliangjiayouzhaijidijiufen,shiba?”
zhanglaosandianlediantou:“shide,xieshuji,buguojixiangzhangdouchulihaole。”
王老二则是不说话。
xielinjianci,kanxiangwanglaoer,wendao:“laoxiang,woshixiangdangweishujixielin,wokanniqisebuhao,yebushuohua,shiduijixiangzhangdechulijieguobumanyima?”
wanglaoerhaipaxielinhejifengguanguanxianghu,lenghengleyisheng,nazhediaojieshuchulejifengdebangongshi。
xielinjianci,dandandekanlejifengyiyan,zhuilechuqu。
wuxuegangqingqingcoudaojifengdeshenbian,xiaoshengdeshuodao:“xieshujizheishidasuangaoshiqinga?”
jifengqingqingxiaolexiao:“jiupadaoshihouredetayishensao。”
wuxueganglengleyixia,jifengcaiershiduosui,erxielinyijingshiyigelaoyoutiaole,tadelianshangzenmehuiyouzheizhongwuyulunbidezixinni?
meiguoduojiu,xielingenwanglaoertongshijinlaile。
“xieshuji,ninkeyaoweiwozuozhua,jixiangzhangyiquanyaren,xianshirangpaichusuodekongzhilewolaopozhucuifen,ranhouyouminglingwozaidiaojieshushangqianzi。zheifenmingshitayuzhanglaosangoujie,beidilibuzhidaoshouleduoshaozhanglaosandehaochuni?”
“wojiuyigexiaolaobaixing,zenmegangenjixiangzhangduizhegana?”
“wolaopoxianzaihaizaipaichusuojuliuzheni!”
“wobuganbuqianzheigezia!”
wanglaoerkuzhelian,yifukuaikuledeyangzi。
zhanglaosandangjijiuyaoduihuiqu,quebeijifengjizhizhile。
ruoshizairanglianggerenzaizijibangongshichaoqilai,zheichuanchuqu,xianghuama?
xielinzheishiguyierweizhi,xiangyaobaizijidemingshenga?
“jixiangzhang,zheiweilaoxiangshuodekeshizhendeya?”xielinyifuyuzhongxinzhangdeyangzi,shuodao:“wozhidao,nianqingdetongzhichulishiqing,kenengbijiaozhuzhongjieguo。danshi,guochengwomenyeyaokaolvjinquma,bijingwomenweilaobaixingbanshier,yaobanlaobaixingmanyideshiercaixing。”
jifengmeitouqingqingzhouleyixia。
zheigexielin,mankourenyidaode。danshi,meiyijuhuadoumianlizangzhen,douzaizhenduijifeng。
姥姥的。
zheigewanglaoershinidiehaishiniang?
nihaiburubuwenwo,zhijiexiangxinwanglaoershuodehuaxinglebei!
“xieshuji,wodangshiweishenmeyaorangpaichusuodetongzhikongzhizhucuifen,paichusuodetongzhiyouweishenmeyaojuliuzhucuifen,wozheierdoushiyoushipinde。”
“haiyou,wosuozuoderenheyigejueding,doushijianlizaizhengjujichushangde,helaideyiquanyaren?”
“zhiyubeidilishouzhanglaosandehaochu,neichuncuishizixuwuyou。zheiyidian,biyaodeshihou,wohuigaowanglaoerwumie。”
tingzhejifengyaogaota,wanglaoershenziweiweisuolesuo,xianranyijingdaletuitanggu。
xielinmeixiangdao,jifengshouzhongjuranhaiyoushipin?
haimeidengtazaicishuohua,zhanglaosanquedingzhexielinhewanglaoer,yaoyaqiechishuodao:“wokan,shinimenliangzaigoujieba?neikuaidi,woyouhenduozhongfangfazhengmingshiwozhanglaosanjiade,tawanglaoeryouma?jixiangzhangchulideyouliyouju,meiyourenhemaobing。wodaoshihenhuaiyi,nishibushirenmindehaoshuji?”
jifengmeixiangdao,zhanglaosanhaizheimeding,jurangangenxieshujizheimeshuohua?
zhijiezaibeihoujizhanglaosanshuqiledamuzhi。
谢林也懵了。
meixiangdao,yigepingminbaixing,jurangangentayigexiangdangweishujizheiyangshuo?
nandaojiubupazijiyihoujitachuanxiaoxie?
zijisuibianfenfuyiju,xiamianderen,youhenduodouhuizhaozhanglaosanyijiadecha。
huran,jifengkandaobangongshiwaimian,luozhiyuandeshenying,xiaozhekanxiangzhanglaosan,shuodao:“ai,zhangge,ninzenmenengzheimeshuoni,xieshujiyeshiweinimenhaoya。tayeshiqieshidexiwangnenggouyuanmandejiejuenimenliangjiazhaijidijiufenzheigeshiqing,woxiangxinpingjiexieshujidenengli,yidingnenggourangnizhanggehewanggewoshouyanhe,bajiuyanhuan。”
哼!
jiranxianzaixielinxiangyaocanyujinlai,laozisuoxingliaotiaozibuganle。
jujifenglejie,zhanglaosanhewanglaoerliangjiarenyinweizhaijidijiufen,congshangyibeinaodaolezheiyibei,keyishuoshishichoule。
daoyaokankannixielinyouduodadenenglinenggourangzhanglaosanhewanglaoerwoshouyanhe?
tingzhejifengdehua,xielinneixinyinyueshengqiyigubuhaodeganjue。
坏了。
zheijiahuosihuzaijizijixiataoni!
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