muzeyanguxiaoxiaozuowei《gaokaobeitouzhunkaozheng,quanbanguiqiudaxiaojieyuanliang》zheibenshudezhujiao,nanfengwushixianxiedeneironghenxiyinren,shiyibenbukeduodededuanpianyanqingxiaoshuole,jiangshule:cikexiayishiyouxiedanqie,kehaishizhuangzhedanzikaikou:“linshushu,linmiaotayinweijidu,guyihexiaoxiaoduqimaile3bqianbisongjidajia,daozhiquanbanrengaokaoshiwu……
yijietong,wobiantingdaotalisuodangrandekaikou:
“nixianzairangnibajiwodayiqianwanguolai,bierangtawenshishenmeyongchu,nizhiyaomingbaiwozaibangni。”
zuozaipangbianhewoyiqijieshouhafomeishububuzhangzhaodaidewobayouxiebunaidezhoumei。
wobalengzheliannaguoshouji:
“wonveryoushenmenengrangnibangde?”
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“linshushu,linmiaotayinweijidu,guyihexiaoxiaoduqimaile3bqianbisongjidajia,daozhiquanbanrengaokaoshiwu,xianzaidajianaodebukekaijiao,shuoyaobaojingzhuata。”
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“wonvershigeshenmepinxing,wohaibuzhidaoma?”
“nihuiyinweiduqibuliyigeren,yehuiyinweiduqihetajuejiao。dannijuebuhuiyinweiduqizuoxiashanghaibierendeshi。”
tingzhewobadehua,wozhiganjueyankuangfasuan。
zheijinian,yinweiguxiaoxiaodelaidao。
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……
beiguaduandianhuademuzeyanheichenzheyizhanglian,biaoqingshifennankan。
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“nvshi,mafanhewomenzouyitang。”
guxiaoxiao,zhandouzhebuganshangqian,zuiyingdao:“nimenshibeilinda**shoumailema?”
“jingchabunengsuiyizhuaren,wobuhenimenzou!”
jingfangjianguxiaoxiaozheifubujianguancaibuluoleideyangzi,bianlengzheliandiaochushipin。
jiankongzhongqingxidejiluzheguxiaoxiaozaiwenjudianwenlaoban:
“nihao,you3bqianbima?qingjiwona20zhi。”
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tayibianzhantiezhiyibiankuailedehengge:
“wokaobushangdaxue,dajiadougenwoyiqikaobushang。”
“fanzhengdengnimenfaxiandeshihoudouyijingkaowanle,xiangkudoumeidifangku。”
“dabuledaoshihouwoshuobutaiqingchu**he3bde,chabietamenyounengnawozenmebanni?”
muzeyanlenglengdekanzhejiankong,bumingbaiweishenmepingriliyixiangchunbaishanliangdeguxiaoxiaohuirucideedu。
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