yijietong，wobiantingdaotalisuodangrandekaikou：
“nixianzairangnibajiwodayiqianwanguolai，bierangtawenshishenmeyongchu，nizhiyaomingbaiwozaibangni。”
zuozaipangbianhewoyiqijieshouhafomeishububuzhangzhaodaidewobayouxiebunaidezhoumei。
wobalengzheliannaguoshouji：
“wonveryoushenmenengrangnibangde？”
congxiaodaoda，wulunwofashengshenmewenti，wobadouhuidiyishijianweiwojiejue。
suoyitatingjianmuzeyanshuochuzheifanhua，xinzhongshifenbushuang。
muzeyanjieshouwobazizhuzheimeduonian，xianglaiganjuedirenyitou。
cikexiayishiyouxiedanqie，kehaishizhuangzhedanzikaikou：
“linshushu，linmiaotayinweijidu，guyihexiaoxiaoduqimaile3bqianbisongjidajia，daozhiquanbanrengaokaoshiwu，xianzaidajianaodebukekaijiao，shuoyaobaojingzhuata。”
wobakanlewoyiyan，suijilengxiaokaikou，“neinijiurangtamenbaojingba。”
muzeyanhaimeifanyingguolaideshihou，wobajiuyijingguaduanledianhua。
wogangxiangshuohua，wobajiukaikoudao：
“wonvershigeshenmepinxing，wohaibuzhidaoma？”
“nihuiyinweiduqibuliyigeren，yehuiyinweiduqihetajuejiao。dannijuebuhuiyinweiduqizuoxiashanghaibierendeshi。”
tingzhewobadehua，wozhiganjueyankuangfasuan。
zheijinian，yinweiguxiaoxiaodelaidao。
muzeyanshichangwuhuiwoyinweichicujidushanghaiguxiaoxiao。
kewocongshizhizhongdoumeiyouzuoguoyijianduibuqitamendeshi。
jiulianguxiaoxiaomuqinjiajieshentibushufu，duozaibieyuanlizhuangguifudamajiang。
woyenianzhetadanqinmuqindeshenfen，rangcaiwujitazhaofagongzi。
kexianzai，woquebuxiangjixujizheizhongrenliulianmian。
naqishoujirangguoneidezhulitijiaoyifenshipinjijingfanghou，wobianmeiyoulihuiguanyuguoneiderenhexinxi。
……
beiguaduandianhuademuzeyanheichenzheyizhanglian，biaoqingshifennankan。
tahaixiangjixuhuibodianhuadeshihou，menbeipengdeyishengchuaikai。
yiqunchuanzhezhifudejingchachongjinlai，shixianzuizhongluozaiguxiaoxiaoshenshang。
“nvshi，mafanhewomenzouyitang。”
guxiaoxiao，zhandouzhebuganshangqian，zuiyingdao：“nimenshibeilinda**shoumailema？”
“jingchabunengsuiyizhuaren，wobuhenimenzou！”
jingfangjianguxiaoxiaozheifubujianguancaibuluoleideyangzi，bianlengzheliandiaochushipin。
jiankongzhongqingxidejiluzheguxiaoxiaozaiwenjudianwenlaoban：
“nihao，you3bqianbima？qingjiwona20zhi。”
laobanjiantanianjixiao，pashigaokaoshengmaicuowenju，guyiduowenleyizui。
quebeiguxiaoxiaobaileyiyan：“woyaodejiushi3bqianbi，nibieduoguanxianshile。”
shipindiaozhuan，qiedaolinjiabieshudejiankong。
nahui3bqianbideguxiaoxiao。
yongtiezhitiezhu3bqianbigangyindedifang，jianchahaojiciquedingbuhuibaolucaixiaozhefangjinshubao。
tayibianzhantiezhiyibiankuailedehengge：
“wokaobushangdaxue，dajiadougenwoyiqikaobushang。”
“fanzhengdengnimenfaxiandeshihoudouyijingkaowanle，xiangkudoumeidifangku。”
“dabuledaoshihouwoshuobutaiqingchu**he3bde，chabietamenyounengnawozenmebanni？”
muzeyanlenglengdekanzhejiankong，bumingbaiweishenmepingriliyixiangchunbaishanliangdeguxiaoxiaohuirucideedu。
同学们都气疯了。