《gangpian：dongxingkuanglong，wojiushihaomen！》qingjiejinkourenxin，shishikelangxieyibubukeduodededoushishenghuoxiaoshuo，yuyanjianjiedanqueshengdongxingxiang。jiangshudeshi：**！chenjiananliansedabian，huangmanghousuo，bingjishenglianhe：“laojiu！kuai！kuaiguanguannideshouxia！”“wogaosuni，zheijian……
benshikuaibubenlaideqinlong，kanqingchenjiananmiankonghou，fanghuanlejiaobu。
taniuleniubozi，zuijiaogouqi。
“he，nadu，haojiubujian~”
huayuzhongdaizhenongnongdexixue，yanshenhaosimaoxilaoshuban。
chenjiananbeidingdetoupifama，hunshenbuzizai，etougengshiyoulenghanmaochu。
kemianduiyigegeheidongdongqiangkou，
tabudebuguzuozhending，jichuyilianmianqiangxiaoyi，yonglitaiqiyouxiejiangyingdetui，wangqianmaijibucuokailemenkou。
“哈~是阿龙啊~”
“na，nilaodazailimian！”
“woganghetatanwanshi，niquzhaotaba！wohaiyoushijiuxianzoule~”
chenjiananjiangshengyinyadehendi，
tazhilezhivipshi，taijiaojiuxiangchenjikailiu。
zhiyulimiandeqiye，tanahaiyouxinsiguan，sidaoyoubusipindao。
“诶~急什么~”
qinlongtaishougouzailechenjiananjianbangshang：“wozheiduanshijianyizhizaisenmeilan，haojiumeijiandaonadule，keshixiangdejina！”
tamiandaixiaoyi，kanzhechenjianan，sihusihaomeiyouganshoudaochenjiananyinguodujinzhangerzhandoudeshenti。
“zanmenxianyiqiqujianjiuge，denghuierwozuodong，qingnaduniheyibei！”
chenjiananxintoushiyouxiyoujing，
xideshiqinlongsihuhaibuzhidaofashengleshenme，
jingdeshiqinlongjuranyaolazhetahuiqu。
“哈~”
chenjiananjimangjichuxiaolian，lianliantuituo，
“alonga，wozhenyoujishi！”
“xiaciba！xiaciwozuodong！”
shuozhe，tabianxiaoxinyiyidizhengtuoleqinlongshoubei，
qinlongmiandaiwanwei，daoshimeilan，
kehoumianganlaidexiaodi，yuelaiyueduo，zaoyijiangqianfanglutudusi。
chenjiananmeizouliangbu，jiubudebuzaiqiangkouqiantinglexialai，
kanzheyanqianqishixiongxiongdexiaodi，kanzhezheiyibabazhanxindeak-47，
tawanquanbugannachunadudeqishi，zhidemolebaetoulenghan，niutouchongqinlonggangayixiao。
“along，nengbunengmafanxiongdimenrangtiaoluchulai~”
qinlongtiaoletiaomeimao，luchuguaiyixiaorong：“hao！nadunizouhao！”
kehuayinluoxia，xiaodimenquemeiyourenhedongjing！
chenjiananshanshanyixiao，wangxiangqinlongdebiaoqing，jurandaishanglesisitaohao。
可就在这时，
qiyedeshengyincongfangneichuanlai，
“nadu，nizaigaoshenmegui？？”
“waimianshenmeqingkuangle？”
“biedanwushijianle，kuairangrenjinlaibachentianjiudaizou！”
jujuhuayu，ruzhongchuibanqiaojizaichenjiananxinkou，
tahuanghuangzhangzhangdixiangyaokaikoujieshi，keyishizhijian，quezhaobudaoshenmeshuoci。
qinlongquehaosihuangrandawuban，zhangzhangdi“e~”leyisheng，
“yuanlai，shinaduniyaoduifujiugea~”
“呵呵~”
talenglengyixiao，huanbushangqian，taishoujiuzhulechenjianandeerduo。
“诶诶诶~疼~”
chenjianannaodaibeichedeyipian，tengdelianliandaoxiliangqi，
tagubushangzheijiweiwurudejudong，huangmangdao：“along，niwuhuile，nitingwojieshi~”
keqinlongqueshihahayixiao，coudaotaerbianxixuedao：“nadu，meiyouwuhui，wojiushishuashuanieryi~”
“哈哈哈哈~~”
“kanzhenizheimegedarenwu，zaiwomianqianzhuangsunziyanxi，kezhentamaguoyina~”
kuangxiaoshengxiangchelezhengtiaozoulang，
chenjiananwenyan，xintounuhuoxiongxiongranshao，
“wangbadan！nitamazhaosi！”
qinlonglengshengyixiao，taishoujiushiyierguangshanzailetalianshang。
“啪~”地一声，
chenjiananzhiganjueliangyanyihei，zhenzhenjinmingshengzaierdaolibuduanpaihuai。
youxieyuntouzhuanxiangdeta，beilenghengyishengdeqinlongjiuzheerduo，liangliangqiangqiangdigendaolefangmenkou。
qiyejianzhuang，tongkongyisuo，
tajimangshenshouwanghoumoqu，
可就在这瞬息之间，
xiaoaqiaoturantaishoulianshuai，
“唰！”
“唰！”
liangdaopokongshengxiangqidetongshi，
neichiqiangxiaodi，hedengmeilingjieliantonghuchusheng，shouzhongqiangzhiwoniebuwen，shuangshuangtuoshou。
beiqiangkoudinglezheimejiudeqinhu，mengranbaoqi，henhenyijiaochuaizailedengmeilingfubu。
“嘭”的一声，
laibujiyourenhefanyingdedengmeiling，zhenggerenrutongxiamibangongzheshenzidaofeichuqu，shuaizaiqiangjiao，hunsiguoqu！
ganggangmodaohouyaoshouqiangdeqiyejianzhuang，mudengkoudai，
可紧接着，
yidaohanmangshanlai，qinhushouzhongdeduandao，yijinglitadebojingbuzuyigongfen。
“阿虎！”
chentianjiuturanfachudeyidaodihe，baozhuleqiyedexingming。
qiyelianseshabai，henhenyanleyankoushui，shanshanzhediudiaoleshouqiang。
“九哥！”
qinlongyeyouxujiumeijiandaochentianjiule，
tamanlianjidongdihanlesheng，yijiaojiangchenjiananchuaijinwunei，ranhoukuaibuxiangqian，danxiguizailechentianjiumianqian。
这一跪，
shenhouyigegeduanzheak-47dexiaodi，chuxianzailesuoyourenyanqian。
qiyejianzhuang，liansebuduanbianhuan，jingyijuduo，weijudaoshihenshao。napacikebeidaojiandingzailebojing。
erneigeshandongzhongrendexiaohuzi，zeshimanliankonghuang，
takanleyanlangbeiqishendechenjianan，youkanleyanqiye，
suihoujingzhijieputongyishengguidaozaidishang，chongzhechentianjiulianlianketou，
“jiuge，wocuole！wocuole！”
“wojialihaiyoubashisuidelaomuqinyaoyang，woshizhendemeibanfa，wozhixiangyaotiaohuolua！”
“qiuqiuni，raolewo，raolewoba！”
“…………”
xiaohuzishenzhouneixiexiaodi，yezaohedeliushenwuzhu，
zheiqizhong，youjigeshichenjianananchaderen，haiyouxiechuncuijiushiqiangtoucao！
tamenjianxiaohuziguixiaqiurao，bianhuangmangxiaofang。
一时间，
wuneixiangqileciqibifudeqiuraosheng。
chentianjiumianwubiaoqingxieletamenyiyan，meiyoushuohua，zhishitaishourangqinlongzhanleqilai！
ertaimouwangxiangtamendexiaoaqiao，yanzhongshaqiyiranningchengshizhi！
“yiqunpantu，sibuzuxi！”
“sha！yigebuliu！！”
binghancigudehuayu，gangyiluoxia。
qinlonglvxianbaoqi，mengchongshangqian，yibaguzhulexiaohuzidenaodai。
“咔嚓”一声，
manyanjingkongdexiaohuzi，bozibeizhijieniuduan，ruanmianmiandidaozailedishang！
接着，
qitaxiaodifenfenyangqikandao，jiangshengxiajigekudiehanniangdeerwuzi，kandaozailexuebozhong。
yishijian，wuneixueqimiman，nonghoudexuexingwei，zhichongtianlinggai。
zheicanburendudiyimu，rangchenjiananliansenankan，houtoubuduanyongdong！
tajiannandiyanzhekoushui，pinpinchaozheqiyeshiyanse。
在陈嘉南看来，
tayijinghechentianjiuchedifanlian，shizhenbuzhuchentianjiule！
yanxia，zhiyouqiyecaiyounenglibaotamenanquantuoshenle！
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