youzuozhezhonganzuzhihuzhuanxiedexiaoshuo《gangpian：woshidageda》，zhujiaoshizhenghuahua，gushiqingjieshengdongyinrenrusheng，xijiemiaoxiedaowei。zheibenxiaoshuoshiyibubukeduodedehaoshu，rangrenyouyizhongxiangyizhikanxiaqudechongdong。yuanbenxiaozhangbahudelabaturanzhenggerendaohoufeichuquzazaixiangan，guanergedegongpinbeizadeqilingbaluo，tawu……
【脑子存放处。】
【zoudeshihoujidedaishang。】
大屿山。
weicunhoushanchu，jigexiaopengyoushangxindebayizhixiaogoufangdaotiqianwahaodekengdongli，suijihoutuijibukaishichengxinqidao。
zheilifengjingyoumei，beikaodahai，tamenxuanlehenjiucaizhaodaozheigerenweihenhaodeweizhijixiaobaixiazang。
yipangzhanzheyigemianronghanhandepangzi，takandaoneixiexiaopengyoudedongzuomashangyouyangxueyangdemofangqilai，suirantagenbenbudongzheiyoushenmeyong。
qidaowanbi，lingtoudexiaonanshengyiliannanguodezhaohupangziguolaibangmangbakengtianhao。
“feimao，guolaibangyixiamang。”
“eee，zhidaole。”
hanshadefeimaomashangdunxiayongshuangshoubanitutuidaokengdongli，tongshitianzhendewendao:“xiaoming，womenzaigenxiaobaiwanxinyouxima?xiaobaizenmetangzhebudong?”
“wuwuwu…feimao，xiaobaiyijingsile。
“(*꒦ິ⌓꒦ີ)”
“womajingchangshuodewoshuidexiangsizhuyiyang，zuihouhaibushibawojiaoqilai。”
“nimenbiepaha，wobangnimenjiaoxingta。”
shuowanfeimaobuguzhongrenfandui，hanshadeyaoleyaoxiaogoudeshenti，xiwangbatacongshuimengzhongyaoxing。
siwangduitalaishuohaishiyigeyaoyuandehuati。
“xiaobai，qichuangla，qichuangla，womenyiqiwanyouxila……(･⊝･∞)”
“wuwuwu，feimaobieyaole，xiaobaizaiyebuhuixinglaile。”
xiaomingdemeimeiyatoucazheyanjingshangxindekuzhe，shenweigegedexiaomingmashanglouzhetaanwei。
“feimao，bieluangaole，kuaidianbaxiaobaimaileba。”
haizitouxiongzicuicuyisheng，tashizheiqunhaizidetou，suoyitashuohuagengyouweixin。
"eee。"
mengdongdefeimaolianliandaying，suijikaishiwakeng，baxiaobaimaidaotuli。
baxiaogoumaihaoyihouxiongzidengrenkaishizuozuihougaobie，huoxushiyinweibeixiaomingxiongmeichuanran，zhouweijigexiaohaizidoukuleqilai。
cishifeimaosihuyemingbaileshenme，pangpangdelianshangluchunanguodebiaoqing。
“好了，走吧。”
xiongzijianchabuduole，zhuanshenlaqixiaodancheshuodao，qiyurenwenyanfenfenlaqidanchegenshang，suirantamenhaishiyoudianshangxin，danshishuodaodihaishixiaohaizi，huaixinqinglaidekuaizoudeyekuai。
zhongrenpaodaocitangjiufensankailai，menkouzhengyouyigecunfumaidoufuhua，xiongziqizhexiaodancheyigejichachetingzaicunfupangbian，xiaoxixidedazhezhaohu。
“maoma，yiwandoufuhua。”
“haiyouzheishihuagerangwojiaojinidejiayong。”
feimaoqichuanyuyudepaozheguolai，laidaopangbianshuangshouchengxidejiaoleyisheng。
“xiongzi，nibiekaizheimekuai，wodougenbushangle。”
“aiya，nimenlianggequnaliwanle，lianggedoushimantoudahan!”
maomadaizhedoulinachumaojinjiyidayixiaocahan，yuqilvedaizeguai，tongshihaibaxiongzidiguolaideliangqiankuaiqianshouhao，zuihouhaichouchuyizhangwushikuaisaijixiongzi。
duifangsuoshuodehuageshitadaerzidexiongdi，zicongdaerziqulezuolao，huadihetalingwaiyigexiongdishibushidouhuisongdianqianguolaijiujitamenliangmuzi。
beitaiyangshaideliandanhongtongtongdexiongzikandaomaomadejudongmashangjujuedao。
“maoma，huageyijingjiguolinghuaqianwole，nibuyongzaijiwo，erqiezheidoushixiaoshi，dagedashuolechulaihunyaojiangyiqide。(˵¯͒〰¯͒˵)”
maomawenyanyaotoushixiao，meihaoqideyongshouzhidianledianxiongzidexiaonaodai。
“niya，biegennihugexueneixieyoudemeide，haohaodushucaishizhengdao。”
tingdaogegedemingzi，feimaohanhandelianshangluchuqidai，pobujidaidewendao“mama，mama，shibushigegeyaohuilaile?”
“tashangcidayingleyaojiwomaitiejiarende!”
maomawenyanzhishixiaozhemolemofeimaodetouding，yanshentouluchusiniantaitoukanxiangyuanfang，tadedaerzisuanshangshijianyinggaichabuduoyeyaohuijiale。
……………………
赤柱。
监狱单人仓。
qiheidezoulanglizhiyouxiexuhunandeyangguangzhaoshejinlai，yigechiluoshangshenluchuqiujiejiroudecuntounanrenpingjingdezuozaijianfanglimian，shenshangkongbudejirouyoujidaodaoba，zuoyandemeimaoyebeidaobayidaoliangduan，lingjiaofenmingdelianshangchongmanleyexingmeili。
zheishi，yigeyujingzouguolai，takanzhenanrenyanjingliluchuyisijinzhang。
“9527，nikeyichuyule。”
cuntounanrenwenyanzhengkaishuangyan，humulinglidekanleyiyanjinzhangdeyujing，zuijiaoweiyangdeshuodao。
“chensir，nihaoxiangyoudianpawo。”
xiaochentunyikoutuomo，shuhuanyixiajinzhangdexinqinghouganxiaodao。
“zhenghu，nichuquyihouhaohaozuorenba，biegenneixieshetuanrenshihunzaiyiqile，pingnidebenshizuoshenmebubizuohunhunqiang。”
“hehe，chensir，woderenshengqianmianshibaniangenwodidihunhuneedehuozhe，lianggedinengerkaowomamaiyiwanyouyiwandoufuhuayangda，houlaiwoturanqingxingle，ruguowobuzuopianmenhennanzhuandaoqianxiaojingwoma，suoyiyoushihoukansikeyixuanze，qishizhiyouyitiaolukeyizoueryi。”
zhenghushangbeizizhishiyigehaoyongdouhendeshehuiqingnianmeishenmewenhua，zheibeizitachuanyuezhongshengle，qianmianshibanianzhengrutasuoshuoshigedinenger，fanzhengtaqingxingneiyikejiuyijingshibasuile，danshigenmaomamuzishenghuodechangjinglilizaimu，fangfoyiqiedoushitadejingli，suoyoudemuai，suoyoudexiongyoudigongdoushizijiqinshentiyan。
suiranmeiyouxitongzheizhongwaigua，danshitayouyiyuchangrendeshentililiang，suoyishibanianlaijiusuantazaisha，zheimeduonianyemeirenganliaobota。
“走吧。”
xiaochentanleyikouqi，yebuzhidaozheitoulaohuchuquhouhuigaochushenmeshiqing，bijingzheigenanrenpingyijizhilijiubabangechizhudeqiufanzhenyale。
lingwaiyibanzhongxingfanyeshimeiyoujihuibeitayudao，burangujiyeyaobeitazhenya，yezhengshiyinweizhenghutaibiantaile，bidechizhubudebubataguanzaidanrenfang，buranzhenghushibushibatongcangdeqiufansongdaoyiyuan，tamenxiebaogaodouxiebuwan。
yujingxiaochendakaimenshiyizhenghuchulai，beikaozheshoukaodezhenghuditoukanleyiyanshoukao，turanliezuixiaodao。
“chensir，jiranwoyaochuqulezheifushoukaojiubuyongleba。”
“hao，wobangnidakai。”
xiaochenwenyanyileng，suijinachuyaochixiangbangtadakai，jiranyaochuyuletaxiangxinduifangbuhuigaoshiqing。
“buyongmafannile，wozijilai。”
yimijiudegaogezhanleqilaifushiyiyanyujingxiaochen，suihoushuangshoutongshibengjinjirouyongliyiche。
“铮!”
jiangudeshoukaoshunjianduanlie，suihoubeitadiudaodishang，zhenghupailepaishuangshou，yifuwuhaidexiaorong。
"haojiumeiyouhuodongguojingule，shufuduole。"
zhenghushuozhezhijiezouchujianfang，jingedexiaochenjianzhuanglianmanggenshang，xinlizhihubiantai。
liangrenzouchudanrenfangzoulang，henkuaijiuzouchujianyulou，caochangshangneixieqiufanzhengzaisanwuchengqundedalanqiuhechuiniu，kandaozhenghugaodadeshenyingchuxiansuoyourendouanjingle，lenglengdekanzheta。
qizhongyigeyubadatungengshihaipadeduozaixiaodishenhouburangzhenghukandaoziji。
lingwaiyigelaodashabiaojianzhuangsihuzhidaoduifangyaochuyule，tamashangchaozhezhenghudashenghandao。
“laohu，chuqulejiubiehuilaile!(;`o´)o”
genzhexiaochenlikaidezhenghutouyebuhuidehuilehuishou，zhidaotadeshenyingxiaoshineixieqiufancaisongleyikouqi。
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