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晚上,旺角的街边。
zhenghusanrenzhengzaichiniurouhuoguo,qingshuangnenhuadefeiniuyidiediedebaifangzaizhuomian,wuyinglangtunhuyandechizhe,ahuajianzhuangwunaideyaoleyaotou,naqijiubeigenzhenghupengleyibei。
“dalao,xianzaiwomensuanshituolilefuxingshe,jiexialainidasuanzenmeban?”
jiaqiyikuainiurouzhanleyidianjiangliaofangzaizuili,suihouzhenghubatileyijiaowuyingrangtabaxiangzinashanglai。
wuyingfangxiakuaizilianmangbazhuangmanxianjindexiangzifangzaiyipang,manlianmangrandekanzhezhenghu。
“zheilideqiannimenfenleba,zheijinianxinkunimenzhaoguwomatamen,zheilisuanxinkufei。”
ahuahewuyingwenyanyileng,suijimashangjieshi。
“dalao,nizhidaowobushizheigeyisi,wozhishizaixiangwomenxiayibuyinggaiganshenme!”
“duiya,dageda,nishuoguochulaihunyaojiangyiqi,wowuyingkebushineizhongkanqianzuoshideren。”
“o(´^`)o”
baileliangrenyiyan,zhenghumeihaoqideshuodao。
“nimenlianggenengbunengbuyaoneimeduoxi?yaobuyaobangejiangjinimen?”
tashizhenjuedezheisannianduoxinkuliangrenle,qianhaishixiaoshi,danshisannianlaishiwudaxiaodouyaoguoquzhaogu,zheilianghuoyesuanjinzijizuidadenulile。
ahuahewuyingwenyannaolenaotou,zhenghujianzhuangdiaokandao。
“qianbuyaoshiba?buyaowonazoule。”
“shenmebuyao?yao!σ(ŏдŏ|||)ノノ”
liangrenlianmangbaxiangziqiangguolai,shengpaxiayimiaobeizhenghushouzou,zheilikeshijishiwanya,zugoutamenhuahenjiule。
“bietamafeihua,qingzhuwobiye,dajiaheyibei。”
“ganbei!ヾ(^▽^*)”
“( ̄▽ ̄)~*dageda,ganbei!”
jiuguosanxun,sanrenyanjingyizhuan,xinyoulingxideduishiyiyan,zuijiaodouluchu**dexiaorong。
zhenghu“jinwanyitiaolong?(͡°͜ʖ͡°)✧”
wuying“(∗❛ั∀❛ั∗)✧*。”
ahua“qubolanjieya,neilitingshuoyouxinhuo!”
“(◦˙▽˙◦)”
xiangdaojiuquzuo,suihouahuajielezhang,sangerenzouzaidajieshanggoujiandabei,ahuahainazhejiupingzitiaodaozhenghuhoubeirangtabeizheziji,wuyingjianzhuangyexiangtiaoshangququebeizhenghuyijiaochuaikai。
jiebiandeludengbasangedadanaonaodeyingzilazhang,xiaomashengbushixiangchezaijiebianyinlailurendecemu。
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大屿山。
jintianmaomazhengchangchutan,suiranjialideshenghuobiyiqianhaolehenduo,bujingaishanglefangzi,jiadianshenmedeyiyingjuquan,danshijishinianlaidoushizheiyangfengyubugaimaidoufuhua,maomayebuxianggaibianzheizhongshenghuo,zongbimeishizuoqiang。
feimaohanhandebangmangbazhuangmandoufudemutongtiaodaobaitandeweizhi,suihoubawanheshaozinachulaibaihao,tasuiranxinzhibuquan,danshizuoxiexiaoshihaishimeiwentide。
zheishi,xiongzidaizhetaiyangmao,xiaodancheqidefeikuaijibenguolai,laidaomaomabaitandeweizhiyigejichache。
“唰……”
“maoma,feimao,zaoshanghao。”
“hehe,xiongzichilemeiyou?meichijiuxianchiwandoufuhuatianyitianduzi。”
maomaxiaohehedezhaohuxiongziguolaichidongxi,tahenxihuanxiongzi,yinweizheisannianbujinahuahewuyingbangzhuletamenjia,xiongzitongyangchulibushao。
pingshibangahuasongqianguolai,feimaobeibierenqifuhaihuidadianhuajiaoren,ruguomeiyouzheigejilinggui,jiusuanyouahuatamenguanzhaoliangmuzizaicunlideshenghuoyebuyidinghuihao。
“maoma,buyongle,wochiguole,woguolaizhaofeimaoquwan。”
“xiongzi,nidengyixiawoya,woxianbangmamabadongxibaihao。(*σ´∀`)σ”
feimaotingdaoquwanmashangmanlianhanxiao,lianshangchongmanlepobujidai,baiwanhaichadianbadongxishuaidaole,xinghaomaomajiezhule。
“niya,yitiandaowantingdaoquwanjiuweibaqiaoqi,wozheilibuyongnibangmangle,nichuquba。”
maomameihaoqideyongshouzhidianledianfeimaodenaodai,yuqilichongmanlewunai,ruguozheigexiaoerziyexiangdaerziyiyang,turanjiuhaolegaiyouduohao,tajiusuansiyemingmule。
kexizheigeshijieshangmeiyouneimeduoqiji…
cishi,sangeweicunhunhundiaoerlangdangdezouleguolai,lingtoudenanrendingzheyigebaozhatou,manlianhengroudelianxiaoqilaijiuxiangshiebaquanyiyang。
“wanle,feihuduilaile,feimaokuaipao!”
xiongzikandaolairenmashangjinghuyisheng,gangxiangdengxiaodanchelikaijiubeiqizhongyirenpaoguolaijiuzhuyiling。
nanrendengzheyanjingehenhendekanzheta,yanyulidaizheweixieshuo。
“xiongzi,xiangbudaonixiaoxiaonianjitingjilingdema,shangciwomenbeinijiaolaiderendaleyidun,womensangezaiyiyuantangleyigeyue,jishaoyehaibeihuilerong,nishuoyinggaibugaihaohaopeichangyixiawomen?”
“heng(yi`д´),nikankanwodelian,douliubale!”
hunhunlaodajishaoyefushendengzhexiongzizhilezhizijidecelian,yigeshizixingshangbachuxianzaineili。
maomajianzhuangmashangguoqubaxiongziqianghuilai,manlianyansudekanzhesanren。
“nimenxiangganma?zaiganluanlaiwojiujiaoahuhuilaishoushinimen!”
tayeshiguyihehutamen,zhenghucongxiaosuiranchidai,danshilidawuqiongpiqiyouchou,cunlidehunhungenbenbuganzhaoreta,danshimaomaquewangledaerziyijingsannianmeihuijiale,zheixierenzaojiuzhidaoyixieqingkuang,suoyitamengenbenbupa。
“heng,maoma,bieyiweiwomenbuzhidaonijianeitoulaohuzuolaole,haixiangyongtahehuwomen?”
“erqienibieyiweinizijinengtao,shangcidawomenneilianggerenshilaohupengyouba,niyeyaopeiyiyaofei!”
jishaoyemanlianxionge,shanzhongwulaohuhouzichengdawang,tazhidaozijizhongyuaochutoule,congxiaodaodashoudaodeweiquzhongyukeyifaxiechulai。
“wobangtamenpei,niyaoduoshao?”
turan,yigegaodadeshenyinglaidaodoufutanqian,jugaolinxiadekanzhesanren。
shuxideshengyinchuanlai,maomahefeimaosanrenjingxidekanguoqu。
“阿虎?!”
“哥哥!”
“dageda!(∗❛ั∀❛ั∗)”
erhunhunsanrenzuqueshihunshenyidou,jiangyingdezhuanguoshen,buhuicuo,zheidaoshengyincengjingzaitamendeemenglichuxianguohenduoci。
taitoukanleyiyanzhenghuneidaoyidaoliangduandemeimao,jishaoyekuzheyizhanglianaiqiudao“huge,zheicinengbunengbuyaobawomendiaoqilai?”
“nishuoni?(๑•̌.•̑๑)ˀ̣ˀ̣”
zhenghufushengentamianduimian,yashemaoyandingzhejishaoyedechoulian。
“buneng……(*꒦ິ⌓꒦ີ)”
“ng,tinghua,zijiguoquhuxiangbanghao。”
sanrenkusangzhelian,yikoutongshengdedayingyisheng。
“zhidaole,huge。(・_・)(・_・)(・_・)”
suihousanrenguaiguaidezoudaocitangmenkou,shuliandeyongshengzibanghaoduifang,zuihoudejishaoyezhenghuguolaibang。
buyihuicitangmenkoujiuchuanlaicanjuerenhuandejiaosheng,qizhonghaihunzazhepidaichoudadepapasheng,zaiyuanchuxiaomaibumenkouxiaqidelaorenmentingdaoshengyinzuijiaoweiyangdeyaoleyaotou。
“kanlaineitouxiaolaohuhuilaile。”
“zheiyangbuhaoma,zongbineisangepujieziqiang。”
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