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guquchongaitangyuanyuanliangzheishiyibenjiqiyouxiudeyibuzuopin!wulunshicongzuozheyimingdewenbihaishiduirenwusheding,juqingsheding,dounenggourangduzhedairujinqu,jingcaineirongtuijian:gezheyushimen,wogaosuta:「xiwannigankuaigun!bielaizaiwojia!」tazaiyushishuoshenme:「woyebuxianga,sheijiaonirengwo……

精彩章节

chetingzaiwojialouxia,wobugentashuoxiexie,lakaichemenjiuxiaqu。

不料这货紧跟着我。

「你跟着**吗?」

「回家啊。」

woshuangshouhuanbao,duizheyilianrenchuwuhaidetayansudao:「liang,diyi,womenyijingfenshoule,shinixianpaoqiwode。dier,zheigefangzinidangshijiaodeyinianfangzuyijingguoqile,xianzaishiwozaixufei,suoyizheibushinijia。」

shuowan,wojiuyongyaochidakaimen,jinquhouxunsuguanshang,baliangguanzaimenwai。

tazaimenwaimeiqiaomen,danwocongmaoyankandaotameizou。

meizoujiudengzheba,tayoubushimeirangwodengguo。wodoudengtaliangnianduole,tadengzheiyixiaohuieryebuyuan。

xiangzhe,wojiuquwoshinahuanxiyifuzhunbeihaohaopaogezao。

dengwoxiwanchulai,jingguomenkoushi,haishimeirenzhuyouqumaoyankanleyan。

menkouyijingmeiyouliangdeshenyingle。

「caijigexiaoshijiudengdebunaifanle,wokeshidengleniyinianduo。

「zheiyinian,zhuiwoderendoucongzheilipaidaofaguole,woyizhiweinishouzhe,wohaitiantianweiniqidao,jieguonini!zhanan!

「lianhongdoubuyuanyihong,liandengdoubuyuanyideng!meichengyi!zhanan!」

wobianmaliang,bianshoushizhechufangdelaji,zhunbeikaimenxialouqureng。

mengangdakai,yishuangshoujiuzhuazhulewodetui。

「a!」wojianjiaoyisheng,bashoulidelajiwangneigefangxiangzaqu。

「shiwo,shiwo!tangyuanyuan!shiwo!」

cikedeliangdunzuozaiwojiamenkou,hunshenshangxiazhanmanlelaji,shengfantangtangshuishuisaletayishen。genggaoxiaodeshitatoushanghaikouzheyigewaimaiwan,jigenhaidaitiezaitaetou,jiuxianggeqiliuhai。

wokanzhetazheifuyangzi,meibiezhu,xiaolechulai。

liangzhongyuruyuanjinlewojiademen。

qishishitasichanlanda,feiyaojinlaixizao,haishuotayousanji,yaobujiuyizhilaizaiwojiamenkou。

laiwanglinjutingduode,yigehunshenangzangdedananrenzhanzaimenkou,yingxiangbuhao,wozheicaifangtajinlaide,juebushiyinweiwohaiaita!

gezheyushimen,wogaosuta:「xiwannigankuaigun!bielaizaiwojia!」

tazaiyushishuoshenme:「woyebuxianga,sheijiaonirengwoyishenlaji。」shuowanhaihahaxiaoqilai。

kanlaitashizhendekaixin……qishiwoyeshi。

「汤圆,汤圆!」

shifenzhonghou,liangzaiyushikaishihanwo。

womeihaoqidihuiying:「ganma!jiaohunni!」

talakaiyushimen,yikemaozhereqidetouzuanchulai:「bangwozhaoshenyifuba。」

「buzhao!nideyifuwozaoshaoguangle,shaojihuangquanxiadenile。」wobunaifandishuo。

taheiheiyixiao:「neiwojiuguangzhechulaila。」

我:?!

tashuozhejiubamenweiweichangkai,yizhijiaomaichulai……

「ting!」wowuzheyan,yaoyaqiechidao,「wojinizhaoxingleba!」

tadeyifubenlaijiubuduo,dangshitingwenta「qushi」hou,wojiuqingmingjidiannaqushaole。

zhaolaizhaoqu,zaijuzilinalejianshuiyiqunjita。

tashenchuyishuangshoujieguoqu,ranhouzaiyushipaoxiao:「zheizenmeshifensedenvzhuanga。」

「bieneimeduoshi!gankuaichuanshangchulai!」

wozaimenwaitouxiao,qishiwoyouxiuxiandeduanxiuduanku,danwoguyijitanalejianshaonvfendequnzi。

liangchuanzhequnzichulaile。

tasizhidejirou,fadadexiongfuji,peihezhetuishangheermengbaopengdemaofa,dapeiqilaishizaitaiguiyi,rangwoxiaodaozaishafashang。

xiaodewoyanleidouchulaile。

「guofenlea。」liangzuishangshuozhe,shentishijixingdongquepeihediwanlewanshoubei,zuochujianmeideticaodongzuo。

这更好笑了。

wokanzheta,xiaozhexiaozhe,jiukule。

yinweixiangdaoleyiqian,yiqianwomenzongshizheiyangnao。tanaowoxiao,jiuxiangfanbandechenxiaochunheyingcaier。

tashiwodechulian……cengjingyouduoai,dezhitasishijiuyouduobei,xianzaizhidaozhenxiangjiuyouduohen。

liangnazhijiwocayanlei,danwoqueduokai,bieguoshenzixialezhukeling:「zaoyexiwanle,nizouba。」

xianglexiang,youshuo:「banidedongxinazou,nidesheyingjiqizaineigefangjian。」

tayemeilegangcaidexingzhi,xianggefancuodexiaogou,yinglesheng:「hao。」

daitazoujinneigewuzihou,wohuranfanyingguolai,jimangchongguoqu。

kexiwanle,liangquandoukandaole……

「nihaijiwolilegebei?」

tayilianbukezhixindikanzhebaizaizhuozishangdeheibaizhaopianhexianglu:「woshuowozenmetiantiandapenti!tangyuanyuan,nishibushishangxiangdeshihoumawole。」

「wonayou!」shuowanyouzixixiangxiang,haoxianghaizhenyou。

buguozheidoubuzhongyaole,woshangqianyibu,bazhaopiannaxialaisaidaolianghuaili,haishundaobaxiangluyejita:「jirannihaihuozhe,jiudaizouba,yihounizijijibaiziji,woyeshengshile。」

李昂:?

「bieyongxiangshapaozisideyanshenkanzhewole,kuaizouba,likaiwodedahaosi(house)gunhuinidehoumuli(home)。」

woliantuodailabalianghongzoule。

songzoutahou,fangjianyouhuifuleyiwangdeanjing。

budebushuo,tingqiliangde,haoxiangyoutazaicaiyoujiadeganjue。

xinlikongluoluode,kendingshiyinweiele,renbuchibaoduzi,jiuhuixiaxiang,yushidaochufangzhumianchi。

mianzhuhaohaimeilaidejichiyikou,jiuxiangqileqiaomensheng。

woyiweishiliang,jieguocongmaoyankanshigelaotaitai。

dakaimenwen:「nainainiyoushenme……kekeke!」

houbanjuhuahaimeishuowan,mianqiandelaotaitaituranduizhewodeliansaleyibafenmo。

cubujifangmeinengjishipingzhuhuxi,woxilehaojikou,zhihoumeileyishi。

dengxinglai,shizaiyijiankongkuangdeshuinifangli,shoujiaodoubeikunzhe,zuilihaisaizheyigepobu,weilefangzhiwotuchulai,tamenhaiyongjiaoburaozhechanyiquan。

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