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第8章

jigeyatoudoubusha,luzhenzhenzheigexinchuludesinainaiyikanjiubushihaorede,gentazuoduideren,tashizhenshoushia!

kankanhumamaneiyangdelaoren,yibeizidetimiandoudiuledaban,tamengengshiyidianjiaoxingzhixindoubuganyoule。

genghekuangxiatouhaiyouerdengsandengdexiaoyatouhushidandanjiudengzhetamenfancuo,haoquerdaizhi。

越想越担心。

cikejiandingxiangchumenbanshiqule,sangerenkandaolejihui,mangbudiedepaolaibiaozhongxinxianyinqinle。

sangedoushihoufu**duoniandedayatou,cikeshichulehunshendeshouduanlai。

haitangshilaotaitaishenbianderen,duifulizhuzideqingkuangzuilejie,youyouyishoupaochadehaoshouyi,cikeduanzhezijizuinashoudeqilesandaocaichusedefenglucha,taohaodefengyuluzhenzhen:“sinainai,zheishifenglucha,qisandaocaisexiangweizuijia,ninchangchang——”

ruixiangbuganshiruodejiangshoulidedianxinfangzailuzhenzhendepangbian:“sinainai,kuaichangchangzheidaodianxin,zheikeshihoufuzuiyoumingdehehuasu,shiwoniangdezuinashoude。”

molijibujinqu,yemeiliangrendeziyuan。

xianglexiang,suoxingquleyiduimei**,“sinainai,jintianyoushijingchayoushijieguanyuanzideduipaiyaochi,kendingleizhele,wojinichuichuitui,shutanshutan——”

luzhenzhenyishibeisangeqingxiudexiaomeinvweiraosihou,turanyouxiemingbailezuoyongyoubaodelequle。

talaizhebuju,tuibeimoliqingroudechuizhe,heyikoucha,chiyikoudianxin,haitangheruixiangliangrenhaibuganshiruo,yirenrougebo,yirenjiuroujianbang,neijiaoyigexiangshou!

jiransangeyatouyoutoukaozhiyi,luzhenzhenkendingbuhuijujue。

tazainingpinghoufu,rujinnengfangxinyongdeyejiudingxiangyigeren,nengbazheisangeyatoushouweijiyong,yihoucainengzhanwenjiaogenbushi。

jiranyaoyong,luzhenzhenyejiubukeqile。

tachulaizhadao,duiningpinghoufuhaizhenbuzenmelejie。

haitangtamensangerenlaizibutongdedifang,daoshizhenghaofangbiantalejieqingkuang。

luzhenzhenkaikouyiwen,haitangtamensangeyatouxishangmeishao。

zheibujiudaoleyongtamendeshihoulema?

jiubuxinle,tamenkeshihoufudejiashengzi,ganqingshangbibuguoshaonainaipeijiadedingxiang,zuoyongshanghainengbibuguo?

yigegezhengxiankonghoudebiaoxianqizijilai。

haitangshilaotaitaishenbianderen,duiyuhoufuzhuzidelejieziranbiqitalianggerenduo。

molishisantaitailanshishenbiande,duilanshizheigepomugenglejie。

zhiyuruixiang,taduitingtaojugengshuxi,zheilitoushijigesihouderen,meigerenshenmepixingtadouleruzhizhang。

youlesanrendeqingnangxiangtu,luzhenzhenzongsuanshinongmingbailehoufudazhideqingkuangle。

rujinhoufuli,laohouyehelaotaitaijibenyijingbuguanshile,laohouyezaihoufuxinanpijingchuxiulegeyuanzirongyang,qingyibuchulaijianren。

houfurujinzhenzhengdehuashirenshishizifuheming,houyuanzhangguanzhongkuideshidataitaijinshi。

buguojinshiyijingshanglenianji,suoyipingriliguanjiadoushidanainaihushi,zhiouyoubunengjueduande,caiquxunjinshi。

zheihushiqueshiertaitaiqinshidewaizhinv。

yinweizheicengguanxi,ertaitaiqinshihehushideguanxi,biqinshigenzijidiqinerxisunshideguanxihaihao。

jibianruci,sanfangzhoulizhijiandeguanxiyiguanheqi,daoshixiaoyibeidesigeyelitouzhipayouxiexiaomaodun。

yinweisanyeshishuchu,qudesannainaizhaoshi,zaizhiqianzhoulilitoushenfenzuidi,surilizuiaishixiaoxing,shuoxiesuanhua。

hushihesunshidoubutaiaidalita。

sanfangzheibian,suiranzhiyoufuzhiyiyigehaizi,kesanlaoyedejiqiequebushao,yiniangjiuyousange,haiyouhaojigetongfangyatou。

rujinzuishouchongdeshiqiuyiniang,qianjiniancaibeinarufuli,bifuzhiyiyedabuleliangsui,zuishiyaoyaoqiaoqiao,sajiaomaichibuchenggetitongle。

yejiushiyinweitameiyouhaizi,zaizenmezhetengyezhetengbuchugehuayanglai,santaitailanshiyejiurongxialeta。

zhiyuzheitingtaojunei,sheirenzuilaoshibenfen,sheirenzuijianhua,ruixiangdouweiweidaolai。

buzhibujuezhong,shuodaolewushanshifen。

houfudezaoshanjiuneimefengsheng,wushanzirangengshibucuo。

fuzhiyiyijingrangrencongqianyuanchuanhua,tazhongwubuhuihoutoulaichi。

zhiyouluzhenzhenyigeren,anzhaofenliyeyouqibagecai,yidawanyanzhimifan。

luzhenzhenyigerenziranchibuwan,tiaojianleliangyangzijixihuandecaise,shengxiadeyigeyatoushangleyidaocai。

sangeyatouxibuzisheng,zhuzidefenlicaibusuanshenme,nandedeshizheifentimian。

gengshiluzhenzhenjieshoutamenxiaozhongdexinhao。

wanshanhou,baitianchulejingcha,jiumeizailuzhenzhenmianqianchuxianguodefuzhiyizhongyulumianle。

luzhenzhenyijingbeifushizhexishuwanbi,douyijingshangtale,fuzhiyizoujinlai,diujitayigexiaziheyijuhua:“zheishijinide,shouhao。”

jingzhiqupianfangxishuqule。

luzhenzhenjieguoxiazi,qingpiaopiaode,meishazhongliang。

dakaiyikan,litoushiyidieyinpiao,youwushiliangde,yeyouyibailiangde,linlinzongzongyigongwubailiang。

五百两?给自己的?

luzhenzhenbuyoudegantanleyixiafuzhiyidedashoubi,duitalaishuo,zheikeshiyibijukuana。

zhenjiuzheimejizijile?bieshihaiyoushenmeqitadeyaoqiuba?

luzhenzhenjuedefuzhiyikendinghaiyoujiaodai。

yebuganshui,baneiwubailiangyinpiaoshuleyibianyouyibian,dengfuzhiyichulai。

dengfuzhiyixishuwan,huanlejiachangyifuchulai,luzhenzhenhaizaidengxiashuyinpiaoni。

neimeichuxideyangzi,kandefuzhiyimeitouyizhou。

jianfuzhiyichulai,luzhenzhenxiaoxinyiyidehuilehuishoulideyinpiao:“zheidoushijiwode?”

fuzhiyinapazicazijihaizaidishuidetoufa,ngleyisheng:“jiranjiajinlehoufu,ziranbunengkuidaileni!”

“fuliderichangyongdudouyouguanzhongkaixiao,zheiwubailiangliujinipingrilibangshen,dashangxiarenhejiyong。yihouwomeibannianjiniwubailiang,xianglaishigouyongle。”

xianglexiangyoudao:“fulinvjuanshiyijiyouguanzhongyiqizuoyishangdashoushi,niruoshibugou,meijikequwaitouyinlouzijitiaoyitaotoumian,buchaoguoyibailiang,zhijiezouwoqianyuandezhangmu——”

luzhenzhenjidongdesangzidoujihupichale:“jin——jintiankezhenshigehaorizia,xiexiesiye!siyeninxinkule!siyeninkuaizuo!catoufazheiyangdecuhuo,zenmenengyouninqinzidongshouni?rangwolai,wolai——”

shuozheshangqianqiangguofuzhiyishoulidepazi,shifengoutuidejitacaqitoufalai。

meibannianwubailiang,meijiduhainengqumaiyitaoyibailiangdetoumianshoushi,zheiyangdafangdelaobanqunalizhao?

bieshuocatoufale,rangtabazheiwuzidedicayibiandouxing。

网上不是有个段子?

laobanrangshechuwanshangjiabanpeikehuhejiu,kaijiawushi,shechuyanlijujue:laoban,ninawodangshenmeren?

zhangjiadaowubai:laoban,jinwanwoshinideren!

zhijieyikoujiawuqian:laoban,nikeyibubawodangren!

xianzai,luzhenzhenyexiangshuo,fudalaoban,youlezheiwubailiang,laoban,wojiushiniderenle!

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