《gaoshouxiashan：doushidianfengwangzhe》zheibudoushishenghuoleixingdexiaoshuohenxiyinren，shiyouzuozheyerenxiede！zhujiaoweisuyizhangbingqianxiaoshuomiaoshudeshi:jiadeganjue！shuoshixiaowu，shijiyidiandoubuxiao。sanshiyiting，zhengzhengyibaiduopingni。suiranxianzaitayigerenzhuzhexiandeyouxiekongdangdangde，……
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jiexialaidebanhui，zhangbingqianganjuejiuxiangmengyiyang，huanghuzhongduguo。
suyihaizuozaidierpai，neifuxiexiaodebiaoqing，xiangbukandoubuxing。
zhongyu，banhuijieshu，zhangbingqianzhijiejiupaochujiaoshi，toudoubuxianghui。
“这是想跑啊？”
suyixiexieyixiao，zhanqishenlaijiuyaozhuichuqu。
“gemengemen，haiyaoshangkeni，niquganshaa？”zhaotianbujiedewendao。
“wodalaopochumenle，wodangranyaogentayiqizou！”
suyimeimaoyitiao，zheiyoushenmehaoqiguaidea？
大老婆？
zhaotianchadianjiangyanzhuzidengchulai，zhanglaoshishidalaopo？
这几个意思？
还有小老婆不成？
zhaotianzhuomolebantianzhengxiangjixuwendeshihou，suyizaojiupaomeiyingle。
“呼！”
qichuanyuyudezhangbingqianzuozaibangongshi，zheigebanhuijianzhixiangdujieyiyang。
naguoshuibeiheleliangkou，zhangbingqianfangcaipingjingleyidian，hunluandenaoziyouleyidiansixu。
但是仍旧不敢相信。
zijiqiantianwanshangjingranshihezijidexueshengzuoleneizhongshi，haishizijizhudong......
zhangbingqianbishangyanjing，burenhuiyi。
太狗血了！
“zhanglaoshi，ni，meishiba？”kanzhezhangbingqianjiehouyushengdeyangzi，zuotianneigenanlaoshishitanxingdexunwendao。
zhangbingqiancishizhengtoutongruhechulizheijianshi，naliyoushenmexinqingqulihuita。
danshichuyulimao，haishiyaoyaotou：“womeishi，ganggangzouluyouxiejile！duoxiechenlaoshiguanxin！”
yixiangbuzenmelihuizijidezhangbingqianzheicijuranzhengmianhuiyingleziji，chenrundunshixinxiruokuang。
chenrunyaoyaoya，zhongyuguzuyongqicongchoutilinachuliangzhangdianyingpiao。
“zhanglaoshi，nijinwanyoushijianma？woxiang，yuenikanyichangdianying！”
chenrundelianshangxiemanleqidai，qishitaxihuanzhangbingqianhenjiule，yizhidouzaishituguanxin，biaodazijidexihuan。
danshizhangbingqianpingchangyansuwubi，jibenshangbuzenmehuiyingta。
jintianzhangbingqianjingranyuqiwenhedegentajianghuale，zheirangchenrunxinxiruokuang，yiweiduifanghuixinzhuanyi，zijizhongyuyoujihuile，yushigankuaizhuazhujihui。
zhangbingqiandaimeiweiweiyicu，xinzhongyouxiebunai，zhengxiangzheruhewanjudeshihou，yidaoyonglandeshengyinxiangqi。
“dage，nirenhaiguaihaolei！zhenghaowoxiangdaiwolaopoqukandianying，shoushangmeiyoupiaoni！duoxiedage！”
suyiyibaqiangguochenrunshouzhongdedianyingpiao，jiangshihuadechenrunbaladaoyibian，xiaomimidekanzhezhangbingqian。
“zoualaopo，kandianying！”
shuozhe，haihuanglehuangshouzhongdedianyingpiao。
chenrunzaihoumianyilianmengbi，meihuiguoshenlai。
mianqiandezhangbingqiangengshizhijieyamadaizhu，xiaozuiweiweizhangkai，yishijianyakouwuyan。
lianpiweiweichouchu，chenrunbiaoqingfuzadeshuodao：“zhanglaoshi，niyoulaogonglea？”
zhangbingqianxiunaodedengleyiyansuyi，lianmangjieshi：“chenlaoshi，bushizheiyangde！tashiwoxuesheng，kaiwanxiaode，nibiedangzhena！”
“buzhunhushuole！”zhangbingqianzaicijinggaodao。
suyiminleminzuichun，songsongjianbang。
sheihushuole，zheishishishihaoba！
danshikaolvdaozheishizaibangongshi，suyibingmeiyouduoshuoshenme。
原来是学生。
chenrunsonglekouqi，zhuanxiangsuyiyanlidejiaoxundao：“tongxue，genlaoshiguanxizaihaoyebunengzheimekaiwanxiao！nideyouduilaoshizuiqimadezunzhong！”
suyifanlegebaiyan，yilianwuyu。
“diyi，womeiyoukaiwanxiao。dier，xiangnizheiyangdedapiaoke，meizigeshuojiaowo！”
ciyanyichu，bangongshiyipianhuaran。
suoyoumaitougongzuodelaoshimuguangdoubeixiyinguolai。
大嫖客！
dajiadoushichengnianren，sheinengbuzhidaozheishishenmeyisi。
xuduonvlaoshishunjianzengedekanzhechenrun，yinxiangfenzhijiejiangdaoling。
jiaoluoliyixienanlaoshiyanguanbibiguanxin，mobuzuosheng。
看破不说破。
chenrunganshoudaozhongrendemuguang，zhijiejile：“nihushuobadao！zheishiwumie！xiaozi，niyaoshizaihushuobadao，womenjiaowuchuyouquanchufenni！”
“zezeze，chenlaoshi，zuotianyitianzhaosange，kanbuchulainijinglihaishihenwangshengdema！yigesanshisui，yigeershiwu，haiyouyige.......”
“nibizui！”chenrundiaomendouranshenggao，nuchidao。
danshizheituruqilaideshengyinshenggaoqiaqiazhengmingletadexinxu，zheiyangyilaichedizuoshi。
chenrundeliansenankandaolejidian，fangfochilecangyingyiban。
“xingxingxingbushuole，qishiwobuzhidao，ganggangxiacaide！”
suyizhalezhayanjing，yilianrenzhen。
“你......”
chenrunbeiqideliangyanyiheiyunguoqu。
“nishuawo？”chenrunhanshengnudao。
“gongxini，daduile，yibaifen，mujiangli！”
suyijianxixidepailepaishou。
chenrunyaguanjinyao，huxicuzhong，qidechadianfanbaiyan。
“yuanlaitashizheiyangderen......”
tingzhenvlaoshimendedishengyilunhaiyouneizengedeyanshen，chenrundunshilianjiafatang，zijiyihouhaizenmetaideqitoulai。
“都是你！”
nuhuogongxin，chenrunnuhouyisheng，naqizhuozipangbiandelaliguanchaozhesuyihenhendaqu。
“chenlaoshiniganshenme？”
“别冲动！”
kanrenaodelaoshifenfenzhanqilai，tamenkebuxiangnaochurenming。
neijianshenyongdelaliguanyaoshidazainaodaishang，dageluguzhendangdoushiqingde。
zhongyidian，kenengzhijiejiusongzou。
zhangbingqiandajingshise，zhuaizhusuyixiangyaojiangtaladaoyibian。
jishizijizaitaoyanzheijiahuo，yebunengkanzhetabeidasia！
“狗急跳墙啊！”
suyilengxiaoyisheng，genbenmeiyouweijudeyisi。
yankanlaliguanjiuyaodadaozijishenshang，suyishandianbantanchushou，sisizhuazhulaliguandeqianduan。
chenrunzhanghonglelian，douwufazhuaidonglaliguanbanfen。
“chenlaoshi，weirenshibiao，duidaixueshengyaonaixinxixin！tifaxueshengkeshibuduidee！”suyijianxixidexiaodao。
huayinluoxia，suyimengranyisongshou，chenrundunshizhongxinshiheng，yigeliejudaozaidishang。
嘭！
chenrunhounaoshaokezaidishang，laliguanyesuizheguanxingqiaozainaomenshang。
judadechongjilirangchenrundangchangnaodaiyiwai，yunle。
“这！”
kanzheyanqiandeyimu，zhongrenchengmujieshe。
“快，送医院！”
yixielaoshifanyingguolai，jimangdale120.
“si，zheijiahuoyetaicuile！”
suyisonglesongjianbang：“geweilaoshinimendezuozhenga，woshizhengdangfangwei！”
shuowan，tazaicixiaoxixidekanxiangzhangbingqian：“gaodingle，laopo，zouba，womenqukandianying！”
zhangbingqianyaoleyaozuichun，xiunaodedengleyiyansuyi，dixiatoukuaisuzouchubangongshi。
“eieiei，laopo，nibiezouzheimeji，piaozaiwozheili！”
suyihanleyisheng，jimangzhuichuqu。
zhangbingqianjiaocaigaogenxie，zaiqianmiandadadezouzhe，suyizeshigenzaita**houmian，zenmeshuaidoushuaibudiao。
zoudaoxiaomenkou，zhangbingqianhuoranzhuanshen，dengzhesuyi。
“woneitianshuodebumingbaima？neishigeyiwai，nijiwowangdiaota！womenzhijianbukenengde！”
“sha？”suyinaolenaohounaoshao，zhazhayanjing，luchuyifuyihuodebiaoqing。
zhangbingqiannaonudelenghengyisheng，taneilibuzhidaozheijiahuojiushizaizhuangsha。
“woyaohuijiale，nizaigenzhewo，wojiubaojingle！”
“听明白了么？”
“明白！”
chuhuzhangbingqiandeyiliao，suyihuidadeshifengancui。
zhangbingqiantaijiaogangyaolikai，suyiquehuranchaozhelingwaiyigefangxianghandao：“xiaolaopo，wozaizhei！”
shuowan，yiliuyandepaoleguoqu。
zhangbingqianyilianmengbidekanzheneigefangxiang，zhijianyigeshencaigaotiaodechuanzhejkxueshengzhuangdenvhaitongyangyilianmengbidezhanzaineili。
“heng，nanrenmeiyigehaodongxi，huaxindaluobu！”
zhangbingqianyaoleyaozuichun，fennudedengleyiyansuyidebeiying，zhuanshenliqu。
danshixinzhongquemomingdeshengqilaiyigusuanyi。
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