《guxuedilaibiaobainanshenchicule》shizuozhetiantiangushishesuochuangzuodexiandaiyanqingxiaoshuo,zhujiaoshianranzhouchen,xiaoshuowenbiqingxin,renwuxingxiangbaoman,qingjieshedingheli,xiaoshuozhaiyao:taxiaodeshihoujiuhaokandebuxianghua,huoxianggeyangwawaananjingjingdezhanzaineikanzhewomendedaolai,guaiqiaodeshuoleju:「ayihao,wojiaozhouchen。」……
第一章
haoxiaoxi,wohewomenxuexiaodenanshenzhouchenshiqingmeizhuma。
huaixiaoxi,wodezhumabutaixihuanwo
genghuaidexiaoxi,woxihuanwodezhuma。
「anran,nikuaikanxuexiaobiaobaiqiang,zhoudashuaigehaoxianghezanmenxiaoxiaohuazaiyikuaile。」shiyouliuliurangzhesangzichongzhewodechuangpuhandao。
woyigulupaqilai,dakaibiaobaiqiangkandaoyitiaodianzanzuigaodefatie:jing!xiaocaohexiaohuatongshichuxianzaitushuguan,haokanderenzhihehaokanderenzaiyiqi,zheijiujingshirenxingderuodianhaishidaodedelunsang!
wofangdamohudetupian,kanzhebingjianzoudenannvbeiying,nanhaixiaoshouquejieshidejianbangkuazhegebaisedeshubao,ganjingzhengjie。
woyixiazijiurenchulaile,neigebaoshizhouchenshiliusuishengrishihou,wosongjitade。
weiciwohaiwenguota:「nizongbeizheigebaoshibushixihuanwoa?」
tashuo:「zhishizheigebaobijiaonengzhuangeryi,puxinnv。」
一点也不好笑。
zhaopianshangtapangbiandenvshengshencaixianximiaotiao,kandechuxiaodehenmei,sihushizaishuoshenmeyouqudeshiqing,neixiaoronggewaiciyan,huangdewobanshangmeihuiguoshen。
xiamianweiguanqunzhongfenfenpinglun:「guoranshixiaohuaxiaocaojianzhishilangcainvmaotianzaodishe。」
「zhouchentaihaokanleba,meixiangdaodazhouridehaizaitushuguanxuexi,leimu。」
「wozenmejidezhouchenyougenvpengyouni,haoxiangshizhongwenxide,zenmehaihexiaohuazaiyikuai?」
「loushang,buxinyao,buchuanyao......」
wokanzhetiezi,lianseyuelaiyueyinchen,meicuo,zhoushenzhongwenxidefeiwennvyoujiushiwo。
wobalianshenshendimaizaiwodemaorongbuwawalimian,biezhuhuxisihushitumensizijilaiyizhizhuxiangyaoquwenwenzhouchendechongdong。
wohezhouchendeyuanyuanyaozhuisudaoshinianqianle,wojialiganggangchuxianbianguneinian,mamabanlilechengshidejia,daiwolaidaoleyigeanningdexiaozhen。
womamaanzhihaohoudaizhewoqubaifanglinju,meiyouxiangdaolinjudepiaoliangayijiushiwomamaershidehaopengyou。
piaoliangayikanzhewo,bawolanzaihuailihenhendiqinleyikou:「haishixiangxiangruanruandexiaoguniangkeai,buxiangwojiadeneigechouxiaozichoupisile。」
wozhabazhedayanjing,diyicijiandaolezhouchen。
taxiaodeshihoujiuhaokandebuxianghua,huoxianggeyangwawaananjingjingdezhanzaineikanzhewomendedaolai,guaiqiaodeshuoleju:「ayihao,wojiaozhouchen。」
mamajiwozhuandaolehetayigexuexiaolimian,ayixiaomimidegaosuwo:「youshenmebudongdejiuzhaogegewenjiuhao。」
duibuqi,congxiaoshenweiyigeyangou,womeitianfangxuejiuchanzhezhouchen,hetayiqizuozuoyerangtapeiwowan。
suirantayehuibunaifan,danshihaishihuijiaowozuozuoyepeiwowanguojiajia,houlaiwonulihetakaoshangletongyisuodaxuecaiyishidao,yuanlaizheizhongqingxushixihuandeganjue。
kandechu,wocongxiaojiupuxin,suoyidangwodiyicizhengshizheizhongqingxudeshihou,wojiuhetatanlulezijidexihuan。
「gege,woxihuanni。」
mianduiwodegaobai,zhouchenlengleliangmiaobiaoqingshifenfuza:「wobuxihuanxiaohai。」
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