gangxiashan，wobeizhongjinqiuzi！zheishuxiedezhenshichaojingcaichaoxihuan，zuozhehanongshibarenwuchangjingxiehuojirenyizhongshenlinqijingdeganjue，xiaoshuozhurengongshiyechenjiangyunling，jiangshule“zhanwangdaren！shiwocuole！womendingjiacuole！womenyihouzaiyebuganle！qiuqiunimenraoguowo！”longpingmei……
cishicike，yechenmozhegunyuandianduzi，tangzaishafashang，yilianqieyi。
lanruoxikandaotaxiedaidemoyang，renjunbujindepielepiezuidao。
“heng！zhenshixiangbalao，geguodezhenxiumeiweibeinidangdabaimantouyibanlangtunhuyan！nipinchuweierlema？”
yechenheiheiyixiao，congshafashangtiaodaolanruoxishenbian，yibalouzhutadeliuyao。
“zenme？bufu？xiangbalaoyeshininanren！jinwanjiurangnijianshijianshi，xiangbalaodelihai！”
lanruoxiwenyan，xiaolianlikeyirouyankejiandesudu，fanshangleyimohongyun，jiaochendao。
“nishuojianshijiujianshi？wojiubuji！”
“heihei！neiwoxianzaijiubanijiudizhengfa！”
xiaonizidefankangfangfoyoumoliyiban，dunshirangyechenxinzhongyizhenhuore。
“叮！”
kejiuzaizheishi，yidao**turanxiangqi。
jiangwuneiyuanbenaimeideqifenchongdeqilingbaluo。
lanruoxilikefanyingguolai，haochijinkouzuichun，youxiuyounaohenhendedengleyechenyiyan，yibapaidiaotatoumoguolaideshou，jieqiledianhua。
“喂？”
“什么？！”
“ng！hawozhidaole！”
gualedianhua，lanruoxiliansebiandeyouxienankan。
yechenjianzhuang，xinzhongneimo**yezhujiansanqu，wenroudewendao。
“zenme？longpingneibianshenchudianshenmelema？”
lanruoxiyaoleyaozuichun，weiweidiantou，lianqueshididaolebozili，rangrenkanbuqingbiaoqing。
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“kejiuzaitamenyiweiyiwusuohuodeshihou，queyouleturandefaxian。”
shuodaozhei，lanruoxichenyinlepianke，shenxiyikouqicaishuodao。
“zaidakuandezhanghushang，tamenzhaodaoleyixiezhusimajihesanshuyouguan！”
cishi，lanruoxidexinliyouyigushuobuchudeziwei。
congqianhesanshuzaiyiqidejingli，yimumudefuxianzaitadeyanqian。
sanshu...nandaozhendeshini？
lanruoxi，buganxiangxin，yebuganjieshou。
neigecongxiaodaodabatachongzhehuaili！
neigecongxiaobatadangzuoqinshengnverduidaidesanshu。
居然会对他动手？！
kejiuzaitahusiluanxiangzhiji，yipangdeyechenqueturankaikoudao。
“e...wojuedeba！butaikeneng！”
yechenmozhexiaba，zuochensizhuang。
“nibujuedeyiqiedoutaikeyilema？”
“suoyoudeshidoushiwanmeiwuxia，dandanshizhanghuzheiyikuailuchumajiao。”
“fangfojiushitediliuxiayitiaoxianjiwomencha。”
“anzhaonideshuofa，nisanshutahennianqingdeshihoujiulijiapiaobo，zheimeduonianjibenshibaishouqijia，chuanglileruodadeyiyaojituan！”
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changyandao，dangjuzhemi，pangguanzheqing。
yechenzheiyiduanhuashunjianranglanruoxihuangrandawu。
zijisanshushouyantaotian，ruguozhendexianghaiziji，youzenmehuiluchupozhan？
nandaoshuozheilimianlingyouyinqing？！
zheiyangdehua，daodishisheizaimuhou......
“好啦！”
jiuzaitakusimingxiangzhiji，erbianqueturanchuanlaiyidaowenrouwubideshengyin。
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“biexiangneimeduo！wohuibaohunide！”
“woshuoguole，woshiwudide！”
“嗯！”
lanruoxixinliyiruan，xinjianjianyouyizhongshuobuchudesumagan。
tayouxiejueqiangdeyiweizaiyechenhuaili，shengyinqingruowenyin。
“好！都听你的！”
“咚咚咚！”
kejiuzaizheigeaimeishike，menwaituranchuanlaiyizhenqiaomen。
叶辰脸色顿时一黑。
特么的！
zenmemeiciguanjianshikedoubeidaduan！wanwoni！
qiaomenshengluoxia，menwai，yigechuanzhezhichangxizhuangdemeilinvzibaozhewenjianjiayouxiejiaojidezoulejinlailai。
kanjianyechenhelanruoxiyiweizaiyiqi。
nvzixianshuoweiweiyijing，erhouyongsharenyibandeyanshenkanxiangleyechen，shengyindoubiandelengliewubi。
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“lanzong！youguikezaihuiyishiyaojiannin！”
“贵客？”
lanruoxilianshanghaiyouxieweitunxiadehongyun，liaoleliaolingluandetoufa，zhendingxiehoucaikaikouwendao。
“wojide，jintianhaoxiangmeiyouyuyuea？”
nvmishutuiletuibiliangshangdeyanjing，huanhuankaikoudao。
“shimeiyouyuyue，danshitamenbushizhendeguike，woyebuhuichuangjinlaitongzhinin！”
“谁？”
“wutianzhiyao，longguojiangnanqujingli——wutianxianyilang！”
“什么？！”
lanruoxifangcaidehuangluanyisaoerkong，meimouzhizhongzhuaneryongshangqiansuoweiyoudeningzhong。
chenyinpianke，tazhuanshenlazheyechenbianchaozhehuiyishizouqu。
“zou！peiwoqujianjian！”
huiyishili，yigeshenzhegaodangxizhuangdelaozhe，duanzuozaishafashang，shuangyanweibi，rutongyizunxiumu，rangrenkanbuchubandiandongjing。
ertadeshenbian，zhanzheyigetongyangchuanzhexizhuang，queliuzhepijianzhangfadezhongniannanren。
nanrensichuduobu，kanzheshoujiliguanyuyucaojituandexinxi，zaifachuyidaobuxiedelenghenghou，zhuanshenduilaozhedao。
“wutian！zheilongguogongsiruciruoxiao！buguoshiwomensuishoubiannengniesidemayibale！niyouhebiqinziqianlai？”
“yiwokan，zhijiedianhuagaosutamen！buhezuojiumiele！”
shuozhe，nanrenyanzhonghuaguoyisihenla。
yipangdewutianxianyilangyijiuduanzuo，rurubudong，tinglenanrendehua，tahuanhuanzhengkaiyanjing，kaikoudao。
“xiaolin，wangjiwomendexianbeishiruheshudema？buyaotaikuangwang，jibianshimayiyeyoutacunzaideyiyi！”
“kuangqiewomenzheiciqianlai，shidaibiaojituanyisi，jituanjirannengxuanzhongyucaojituan，biankendingyoutamendeliyou！”
“xiangyaozhetengyeyaodengjianghaigongyingshangjiaoliuhuizhihou！”
“bijing...niwodouchengdanbuleshibaidedaijia！”
“哼！失败？”
mingjiaoxiaolindenanrenfachuyishengbuxiedelengheng，lianshangmanshiaoranxiaozhangzhise。
“dangnianyiyihou，wodongyingkuxiuduonian，rujinyishigaoshouruyun！”
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“womenzenmekenenghuishu？！wutian！shinitaixiaojiaziqile！”
wutianwenyan，meiyoushuohua，huanhuanbishangleyanjing。
他很想告诉小林。
ruguoshidangnian，lanjiadeneigenanrenzai。
凭这一句话。
ni...bianyijingsile！
“碰！”
jiuzaizheishisuizheyishengjuxiang，yigujuliturantuikailehuiyishidedamen。
yechentazhexiaozhangwubidebufazoujinfangmen，jugaolinxiadekanzhefangjianliwutianzhiyaodeerren，qizhipimitianxia。
“you~zheishinalaide，taokouzi？！”
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