第5章 这一脚,确实很帅

paocheyingzhewanfeng,shixiangshizhongxin。

kanzheluorideyuhui,zuozheshushidepaoche,wenzheshenpangjueshimeirendetixiang,xiangzhebeisihuidehunshu,yechenxinliyizhenshuchang。

zhei,caishihongchengaiyoudeyangzi!

zongqingshengse,xiaoxiaosasa。

pangbiandenvshengdaizhemojing,maomixiumeidetoufasuifengpiaoyang。

tadiaozheyigenfangxiangpan,yonglandekaozaizuoweishang,yishoudazhenaodai,yishouwozhefangxiangpan。

linglongyouzhideshencai,zaixiaobeixinherekudegoulexiayilanwuyu,dapiandapianyourendexuebai,touguosuifengpiaoyedeyiwubaoluzaiyechenyanqian。

keshaonvsihuhaobuzaiyi,fanershiyouxianzidedesuozhebangbangtang。

“he…zheiyangqingyishanglewodeche,nijiubupawoshirenfanzi?”

“不怕!”

yechenbiaoqingningzhong,shifenrenzhen,zhiredemuguanghenhendezaishaonvyutizhishangyouzouleyifan。

“ruguonibushi,woxiangduinishuo,xiexienibangwozhuangbi,longguohaoren!jinwanwoxiangrangnikankanwoganendexin!”

“ruguonishi,jinwanqingnihaohaokaodawo!buyaoshouxialiuqing!”

“噗!”

少女发出嗤笑。

“meixiangdaonizheishanlilaidetubaozi,haitingyoumo!”

“shanlizhishiwuzikuifa,budaibiaojingshenkongxu!”

“ruguonixianglejiewozheigeshanliren,jinwan,wobujieyihenishenrujiaoliu!”

“danshizaizheizhiqian,woxiangbaocanyidun!zaichongshiyixiazijidelinghun!”

“chifan?dangrankeyiwa!”

shaonvyikouyaosuibangbangtang,yanjingwanchengleyueya。

“zhiyaonibangwoyigemang,wojiudainichiyidundacan!”

“什么忙?

shaonvguliuliuzhuanlezhuanyanjingdao。

“dengchifanzaigaosuni!”

yechensikaopianke,erhouzhengzhongqishidedianlediantou。

“dangrankeyi,rongxingzhiji!”

“好!”

“轰!”

shaonvyijiaoyoumencaixia,qichebenxiangshizhongxin

banshangzhihou,jianghaishigouwuzhongxinmenkou

yidaoqichezhanglong,congshizhongxinmianyanzhici。

gangchiwanfandejiangchenzuozaimashaladishang,yongyaqiantiaozheyachi,shenzhangbozi,kanzheyuanchudeqichezhanglong。

“ai~xiaolana!nimenchenglizheimedu?zenmebibushangancunlidecundaoa!”

lanruoxihenhenbaileyiyanyechen,landelihuita。

fangcaiyidunfan,tongguohezheinanrendejiaoliu,tayijingshizhidaoleyechende**hexiatouchengdu。

zhenbuzhidaoyeyeweishenmehuirangtajiajizheizhongren……

xiangdaozhe,lanruoxihenhencaixiayoumen。

“轰!”

suizheyishenghongming,paochedunshichuanguocheliu,chongxiangzhanglongdejintoudeneiliangyinzhedadadedingzijiazhangbandelaosilaisi。

cishi,laosilaisichechenei,dingjiajiazhudingzhennuhuozhongshaodekanzheiyanqianbeizouchengzhutoudedingleiyaoyaqiechidao。

“feiwu!juranyinweiyigenvrenbeinongchengzheiyang!zanmenhaizenmequjianlanjiaren!”

dingleiweiqudedizhetoue,zhanzhanjingjingdao。

“woyeshixiangtizanmendingjiashouxiajiangjiazheigexiaodima!dou…douguaineigexingyedexiaozi!”

shuozhe,dingleiyaoyaqiechidao。

kandaozheiyimu,dingzhenbeiqideyayangyang,taxiangbumingbai,zijiyishixiaoxiong,zenmejiushengchulaizheiyangyigelannifubushangqiangdedongxi。

“xiacipengdaoneigexiaozi!woyidingyaonongsita!”

“feiwu!nikezhenshigefeiwua!nikankanni!xianzaijiuhezhuyiyang!chulechijiuhuigongnvren!”

“jiunizheibyangziwotemehaizhiwangnigaodingneigegangcongguowaihuilaidelanjiagongzhu?”

“wodangchuzenmejiumeibanishematonglichongzouni?”

“jiangjiahelanjia,shuqingshuzhong,nifenbuqing?”

“lanjiashishenmejiazu?duoyiduojiao,zhenggelongguodouyaodousandou!luoxiayikechen,womenzheixiexiaojiazunengchijidairen!”

yibianshuozhe,tayibianzhilezhichuangwaiyindingjialaosilaisierduqilaideqichezhanglong。

“kandaomei!waimianneixiecheziweishenmekaibudaoqianmianqu?shiyinweilaodiewozaizheiliduzhe!”

“tongyangdedaoli!weishenmelanjialaijianghai,pianpianshiwomendingjiayoujihuisihoutamen?neishiyinweinilaodiezaihoumiandingzhe!”

“zheizhongjihuicuoguole!yihoujiuzaiyemeiyoule!zanmenyehuibeimaimeizaizheizhangzhangdecheliuzhong!nidongma?”

dingleisuiranyijuhuameitingdong,danhaishisishierfei,xiaoxinyiyidedianlediantou。

dingzhenjianzhuangzhongyushishulekouqi。

“meishi!youlaodiedingzhe,xianzaimeirennengchaozanmendeche!nihaohaonuli,haiyoujihui!”

“轰!”

dingzhenhuayingangluo,erbianturanchuanlaiyidaoyinqingdebaoming,fuzierrenxiayishidehuitouwangqu。

yiliangbaolansedemashaladi,zhengchuanyuecheliangjichierlai,zhengshiyechenhelanruoxi。

kandaoyechen,dingleidunshitiaoleqilai,zhizhemashaladidao。

“jiu…jiushita!jiushitajintianhuailewodehaoshi!”

dingzhenwenyanlianseweiweiyibian。

“buji!zanmenjingguanqibian!tajueduibuganchaowodingjiachede!”

cheshang,kanzheduchezuikuihuoshoudelaosilaisi,yechenyouxiehaoqidewendao。

“zheicheweishadingzaiqianmianburangrenzoua!”

lanruoxidiaozhebangbangtang,buxieyixiao。

“zhuangbbei!zheigeshijieyueshinaocanderen,jiuyuexihuanzhuangb!zanmenkebunengzuozheiyangderene!”

“嗷!原来如此!”

yechenhuanhuandianlediantou,daijingguolaosilaisishi,chaozhekaizhedechuanghu,henhentulekoukoushui。

“呸!真没素质!”

chenei,dingzhenbenhaidengzhezheiliangmashaladixiachedaoqian,ranhouzijihenhendalian。

kesheiliaodao,denglaidequeshiyichangmianfeidekoushuiyu!

taqideshentifadou,calecalianshangsuanchoudekoushui,nubukeedao。

“zhui!jiwozhui!malegebazi!gandezuiwodingjia!zhaosi!!”

mashalasuirankuai,dannaibuzhudingjiacheduiweijiao,henkuaibianzaibuyuanchubeilanlexialai。

dingzhenhuanhuanzouxiache,kanxiangyechen,lianseyinchen。

“xiaozi!jintianjiushinihuailewoerzidehaoshi?”

“啊?”

yechensonglesongjian,yilianmengbi。

“nitemesheia!shibushinaozijinkoushuile?”

“混账!”

dingzhendunshinubukee,jihushizhizheyechendebizinumadao。

“huaiwoerzihaoshi!haitemechaowotukoushui?!xiaozi!nitamejintiansidingle!lairen!nandejiwofeile!nvdejiwodaizou!jinwanxiongdimendouhaohaoshuangshuang!”

“好!”

dingjiashouxiawenyandunshixingfenleqilai,gegemianlu**moquancazhangdezouxiangxianglanruoxi。

zheibanmeiren,tamenhaiconglaimeiwanguoni。

“切!”

kelanruoxi,queshibuxieyigu,kandoulandekantamenyiyan。

nongdejiulianpangbiandeyechen,douyouxiechayi。

“你不怕?”

“pashenme?yihuidouyaoguizheshuohua!”

xiaonizibuxieshuaileshuaitoufa。

“狂妄!”

dingzhenwenyan,lianseningxiaogengshenglexie。

“buzhidaojintianwanshangnizaichuangshang,haikuangbukuangde……”

“碰!”

jiuzaizheigeshihou,yigeshenxingjianshuodedahanturancongyuanchufeibenerlai,yijiaobianchuaifeilezhengzaiyiyindedingzhen。

“什么?!”

kanzhezijiajiazhu,zaitiankongfeiwu,suoyoudingjiaren,junshimudengkoudai。

kegengrangtamenzhenjingdehaizaihoumian。

shushiliangjunlvsedejipuche,zhangquzhiru,cheshangxialaiyiqunchuanzhemicaifudezhanshi。

“啪!”

bansuizheyishengzhengqihuayideshengxiang,suoyourenlizheng。

chuaifeidingzhendedahanyeshiyiluxiaopaolaidaolanruoximianqian。

“baoqian,xiaojie!laiwanle!”

lanruoxitanlekouqi,chaozheshenpangdeyechenpielepiezui。

“kandaoleba!xiaoxiaodingjia,buguolouyibale!”