doushishenghuoticaixiaoshuo《haochesongwaimai》shi“bailixiaoxianyu”dadadeyuanchuangjiazuo，gaishuyiyexiusuxiaotongweizhujiao，zhuyaojiangshudeneirongyou：zheishihouzhibojianliliangweihuangdidouchuxianle，tamenshitongnvdeshouhufen，yigeyuegongzidouyouersanshiwan，kandaoxinchulaidehuangdiqiangletamendefengtou，ziranbushuang。……
“meikanjianmingwenguiding，feibenxiaoquyezhubuderunei！jiwolaolaoshishidedeng！”
“wodegukeshuoleyaowojitasongjinqu。”
“shaofeihua，dadianhuarangtaxialaiqu。”
“这是人家原话！”
“waimaijiushibunengjinqu！”
baoanyilianhengqidedao，zheigewaimaixiaogeqidezhanghonglelian，yankanzheyaochaoshile，zheishihouturanxiangqiyizhenyinqingsheng。
liangrentongshiniuguotou，kanzhezheiliangyingmianshilaidebujiadidivo，baoandelianseqingkejianbianle。
wokao，bujiadikeshishangqianwande，zheijuebishixiaoqulidelongtouyezhuba。
suiranzheichetaconglaimeijianguo，dantalianmangxiaopaoguoqu，lianshangduimanlexiaorong：
“业主您好。”
huayinxiangqi，diandongchuanghuanhuanlaxia，baoankandaolelimiankaichedenanren，youqineishenhuangsedemeituanwaimaifu，dunshimengle：
“您....”
“songwaimaide，xiaoqubunengjin？”yexiupingjingdedao，baoanyizhan，shunjianxiaorongmiman：“nakeneng，dageninqingjin，wojininkaimener。”
tajimangkaimen，suihouyexiukaicheshirulexiaoquzhong，zheiyixia，pangbiandexiaogenule：“tayeshisongwaimaide，pingshenmetajiunengjin！”
“fangpi！renjiafuerdaichulaitiyanshenghuo，nitamashibeishenghuotiyan，jinnimaduziliquba！jiwolaoshidian！”
保安顿时破口大骂。
zheishihou，yexiuyijingbachetingzailexiaoquli，niutoukanzhetonglingling：
“怎么样。”
“taicijile，yexiugenitaishuaile。”
xiaoguniangyijingxingfendezhanghonglelian，zheibeizidoumeiyouzuoguohaoche，neizhongjidongdixinqingjianzhibuyaneryu，kanzhetadedayanjinglikuaiyaohuachifanlanle。
yexiuxiaolexia：“neinizaizheilidengdeng，woqusonggecan。”
“好哒好哒。”
suihoutaquchucanhe，anzhaodidianlaidaoleyizuolouqian，chengzuodiantishanglelou，ranhouqiaomen。
henkuai，limianxiangqiyidaoshengyin：
“谁呀。”
“送外卖的。”
“a？nizenmejinlaide，xiaoqulibushibuxujinruma？”shengyinhaotingyoujingyi，haidaizhedianjingti，yexiuxiaomimidekaozhelangan：
“kenengyinweiwozhangdeshuaiba。”
zheihuayichu，limiandunshixiangqiyishengpuchi，sihushibeidoulele，fangdaomenqingqingdakai，conglimiantanchuyizhangdaizhejingtidelian。
kansiershisansi，piaoliangdehen，jingzhidewuguanduanzhengdeshengzaibaixideguazilianshang，pengluandezhangfasaluozaijianshang，ranerkandaomianqiandewaimaiyuan，nvhaidunshiyizheng。
天，真的好帅啊。
“zheishinidewaimai，ruguoduiwode**manyidehua，qingdiangewuxinghaoping。”yexiulimaodedao，ranernvhaiyiting，xianglexiang，dunshiliandanyihong：
“我不满意！”
叶修懵了。
我有得罪你吗。
“哪里不满意。”
“哪里都不满意。”
“wo。”tadunshihaoxiao，nvhaisuoxingzhanchulai，zhanzaitagaodadeshentiqian，liandanhongpupudeshenchushouji：“baweixinjiashang，yaoburanwuxingmiantan。”
zheiyixia，yexiugenglele：
“nizheishiqiangmaiqiangmaia。”
“你加不加。”
“haohaohao。”takuxiaobudedejialetadeweixin，nvhaizheicaixixiyixiao：“wojiaolinzhenxin，zhenxinshiyidezhenxin，jizhuwodemingzi，guojitiankenengyaozhaonibangmange。”
“帮什么。”
“daoshihounijiuzhidaola，buhuikuidainideshuaige。”linzhenxinxixiyixiao，yexiuyexiaole，suihouchengzuodiantilikailezheidonglou。
ruguoshipingshi，takendinggangadepeixiao，danshixianzaibutongle，youcheyouqiandiqishizu，zheijiushichaonenglia。
xialeloutalianmangnachushouji，guorankandaojiemianshangdanchuleqiandaotishi：
【dierciqiandaorenwuwancheng】
【奖励已下发】
xiayimiao，yexiuturanganjueshentiyoudianchire，yiguqingliangdeganjueshunjianyongru，tingdunyihuieryouxiaosanle，yexiukanzhezijideshou。
这就是不死之身？
真的不死了？
以后都不会死了？
wentizheishixitongjide，tayemeiliyoubuxiangxin，xingfendetongshiyoukanzheshouji，diercideqiandaorenwuwanchenghou，zheigeguanlanguojijiudiandeguquanyinggaidaoweileba。
naohaizhongzhengxiangzhe，dianhuaturanxiangle，naqilaiyikanshigemoshenghaoma：
“ninhao，qingwenshiyexiuxianshengma？”
“是我。”
“ninhao，woshiguanlanjituandedongshihuichengyuan，nindeshufuyetianheyujinrizhongwuyidianguoshile，anzhaotadeyizhu，yezongshouxiade20%dejituangufenjiangyouninquanbujicheng，qingwenninzainali，woquyuninqianshugufenhetong。”
“e....wozaiqingchengfudouzheili。”
“haode，womenmashangguoqu。”
dianhuashuowanjiuguale，yexiuzheigejingxi，zijiliandiemadoumeilenaerlaideshufu，xiangtonglejiuzhidaojueduishiqiandaodejianglilaile。
无中生父。
20%degufena，xinzhongneigejidong，xiangbudaozijiyigesongwaimaide，shangwuzhiqianhaiqiongkunliaodao，jieguoyizhuanyancheqian**douyoule，haichengweileguanlanjituandedongshihuichengyuan。
人生巅峰到达了啊。
xinlilekailehua，tatuiletuiyanjing，xiangxiaoqumenkouzouqu，jieguozheishihou，takandaolepangbianzoulaideyinanyinv。
lianggerenzhengqinqinmimideloubao，zhidaokandaotahou，nvrendelianseyixiazibianle：
“叶修？”
“刘悦？”
yexiuturanlele，tayemeixiangdaofenshouzheimejiu，juranzaizheiliyudaoqiannvyou。
nvrenzisezhongdeng，zhongdianshishencaibucuo，yishenxiaoxizhuang，zhangfapiaopiaode，danshikanzhemianqiandenanren，yanlijianjiandefanchulejifeng：
“aiyou，zhenshiyoujuhuazenmeshuolaizhe，jintianchumenzhuangjiangou，haiyouyigeqiannanyou，wohaiyiweininengyoudianchuxi，sheixiangdaojingranqusongwaimaile，nikezhenjiwozhanglianayexiu。”
“wojuedezheishenghuotinghao。”
yexiusonglesongjian，pangbiandexizhuangnanlele：“xiaoyue，zheijiushinigenwoshuodeqiannanyoua，zenmechenglegesongwaimaide，goukelianahaha。”
“这位是。”
“woshiliuyuedenanpengyou。”xizhuangnantingletingxiong，yexiuzuijiaoweixiao：“nanguaidangchujicongcongdezou，yuanlaishigendakuanpituile。”
“burangenniguoyibeizima，niyepei。”liuyueqingmiedekanletayiyan：“suanle，womenzouba，meibiyaoyinweizheizhongrenfeigongfu。”
liangrenzhengyaozou，yexiuturanzhuanguoshen：
“刘悦。”
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