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“zhei……”yeqianqianyouxieweinan。
三倍薪资？
yiyeqianqiande“shenjia”，baibeixinzitayemeiduodaxingqu。
拍电影？
yeqianqiandexingquyebuda，gengbieshuozheihaizhishizuoweiguxinrandebeiyingtishen。
danyeqianqianhaimeilaidejijujue，chenrudengyizhongnvxueshengquejidongdishuo：“dayinga，qianqian，kuaidayinga！nenghexinranyiqipaidianying，neishiduoshaorenmengmeiyiqiudeshiqinga！”
“duiaduia！qianqian，nikuaidaying，qiunile，bangwomenyaojizhangxinrandeqianming！”
“qianqian！nihaizaiyouyushenme！xinran，guxinrana！”
“qianqiannitaixingfule，guxinranjuranyaoqingnipaidianying！”
“……”
yeqianqianhenwuyu，baituo，bierenshizaizhaobeiyingtishen……kuangqieyebushiguxinranzaiyaoqing，nimendouzaixiangxieshenmeni？
fenchangdaoyanjixuquanshuodao：“tongxue，womenyebuxiangdaraonimenlvyou，danzheicipaisheduiwomen、duixinranlaishuoshifenzhongyao！ruguojintianbunengwanchengpaishe，jianghuidanwuxinranjiexialailiangzhoudexingcheng，xinpiandepaisheyehuidashouyingxiang。ruguoniyuanyixiezhupaishe，womenbujinzhifunisanbeixinzi，bingqiexiangnibaozheng，dianyingshangyingshiweinizhunbeiliangzhangshouyingdeyingpiao！”
yiheshuyideshenfen，nengduiyigexueshengshuodaozheifenshang，huanzuoshidianyingxueyuandexuesheng，zaojiuxingfudehunguoqule。
danyeqianqianchulejuedeweinan，bingmeiyoujuedehengaoxing。
“dayingbaqianqian，qiunile！womenzhendehenxiangyaoxinrandeqinbiqianming！”
“qianqian！bieyouyule！”
“qianqian，nizheimepiaoliang，budangyanyuanyekexile！”
“对啊对啊！”
zhouweidexueshenghaizaibuduandequanshuo，chulechenruheluoqian，henshaoyourenzhidaoyeqianqiandeshenfen。
duiputongrenlaishuo，napashidanggetishenyeshishurong，duiyeqianqianlaishuo，zheijiuhaobigaosutazhongleyiwankuaiqiandedajiang！
kanzhezhouweiyizhongxueshengqidaideyanshen，yeqianqianzhinengwunaideshuo：“neihaoba。buguo，wonengdaitamenyiqiguoquma？”
heshuyiyaotou：“zheikongpabuxing，paishedidianzaixuanyaguanjingchu，weizhiyouxian，womenzuiduorangnidaiyigerenguoqu，zaiduodehuajiuhuiyingxiangpaishele。”
“qianqian！daiwodaiwo！”
“qianqian！xuanwoxuanwo！”
“qianqian！wowowowo！”
叶芊芊、林蛰：……
zhinengdaiyigeren，neijiumeidexuanle。
yeqianqiankeyibudaichenru，budailuoqian……danshibixudaishanglinzhe，zheishiduitaanquandebaozhang。
linzheshuiyanxingzhongdegenzaiyeqianqianhoumianlaidaopaishedidian，xuanyabiandebainianlaoshuxia，shenzhedanlanseguzhuangdeguxinranzhengzaibuzhuang。
linzhekanleyiyan，zongsuanmingbaichenruluoqianweiheyaochengguxinranwei“huaxiadiyinvshenle”，cinvweiyou“qingyatuofan、piaomiaoruoxian”bazinengmianqiangxingrongtademei，tademeihesongqinger、yeqianqianbutong。
suirantamenliangyeshinandeyijiandebaifenmeinv，dantamenzaipiaoliang，shizhonghaiweituoli“shaonv”dezhinen，tamenhaiwufajubeiguxinranshenshangneizhongcheng**renteyoudeyunwei。
dangyeqianqianhuanshangheguxinranyimoyiyangdeguzhuang、huazheyimoyiyangdezhuangrongchulaishi，zhouweiderendoujingdaile。
yuanbentamenzhijuedeyeqianqianshenshangyouguxinrandeqizhi，jiashangbeiyingxiangsi，zuiduonengmofanggewuliufen。quemeixiangdaohuanzhuangzhihou，wulunshiyanzhihaishiqizhi，bujinmeiyoubeiguxinranyadao，fanerhainengyuzhiyijiaogaoxia！
jiuruyeqianqianshenshangmeiyouguxinranneizhongchengshudeyunwei，guxinranshenshangyemeiyouyeqianqianshenshangshaonvduyoudelingdong。
yishijian，jiulianlinzhedouyouxiekandaile。
heshuyishenzhirenbuzhuwendao：“yetongxue，buzhidaoniyoumeiyoujinruyulequandedasuan？”
“baoqian，zanshihaimeiyouzheigedasuan。”
heshuyisuiranyouxieyihan，danxiangzhelairifangzhang，xianjiangshouzhongdepaishewanchengzaishuo。
erqie，shuobudingjinglilediyicipaishezhihou，yeqianqianhuiaishangzheizhongganjue，daoshihoutazaiyoushuo，jiugengjiarongyile。
paishekaishi，guxinranheyeqianqianfenbiezaixuanyabianxianggeliangmideweizhizuoxia，mianqianbaishangyifuguqin。
butongdeshi，guxinranshimianduipaishezu，yeqianqianzeshibeiduipaishezu。erpaishezuzexuyaotongshijinxinglianggehuamiandebuzhuo，ranhouzaijinxinghouqichulihecheng。
paisheyaocongrichuchixudaoriluo，diyigehuamianjieshuhou，dierchangxishiyaozhanzaixuanyabian，youyutaiguoweixian，juzuzhengzaiqinglixuanyabiandezawu，ranhoutiguxinranheyeqianqianchuandaianquanshengsuo。
liangnvkouhaoanquankouhoulaidaoxuanyabian，anzhaofenjingdaoyandezhishi，kaozheanquanshengsuodezhuaili，shentiwangxiaqingxie，zuochujiqiweixiandepaishedongzuo。
guxinranhaizaianweiyeqianqian：“yetongxue，nibiepa，zheilideanquanshengsuodoushijingguojiancede，wodiyicipaishedeshihouyehenhaipa……”
zhengshuozhe，turan“ka”deyishengcuixiang，tongshishuanzheguxinranheyeqianqiandeanquanshengsuoduandiao，shengsuo“sousousou”deyizhenhuadong，xuanyabiandeguxinranheyeqianqiantongshichaoxuanyaxiadaoqu！
biangufashengdetaikuaile，kuaidaozhouweiderengenbenlaibujifanying！
“aaaa！jiuminga！xinranzhuiyale！”
“啊——”
“芊芊！”
“救命啊！”
“快救人啊！”
zaipaishezuheweiguanqunzhongfanyingguolaizhiqian，yigeshenyingyijingrujianshibanfeisheerchu！
linzhejihushizaitingdao“ka”deyishengshi，jiuxunsuzuochulefanying，shizhanlinjiashenfachaoxuanyachongqu！
dangguxinranheyeqianqiandeshenyingxiaoshizaixuanyabianshi，tayijingchongdaolexuanyabianshang，tayuanbenshixiangzhuaizhubangzaiguxinranheyeqianqianshenshanggangsuo，zuzhitamenxialuo，danruguocaiquzheizhongfangfa，liangnvxiazhuijitingzhihoujiuhuizhuangshangxuanyaqiaobi，liangnvxipinenroude，linzhebunanxiangxiangneiyizhuangdefengxian！
yushi，linzhejuedingcaiyongdierzhongfangan！
linzheyishouzhuaizhuduandiaodeshengsuo，yishouzhuaizhubeiyonganquanshengsuo，zongshenwangxuanyaxiatiaoqu。
疯狂！
太疯狂了！
paishezuhezhouweidequnzhongdoubeiguxinranheyeqianqianzhuiyadebianguhedaile，meixiangdaohaiyouren“zhudongtiaoya”！
linzhepingjieminruidetinglipanduanchuanquanshengsuobingmeiyouwenti，jiaozaiyabishangyideng，jiasuzhuiluo！
“呼呼呼——”
jizhuidefengshengzaierbianfengkuangdeguaguo，congzhuiyaneiyikeqi，liangnvdenaozhongyipiankongbai，zhijuedenaozhongyizhiwengwengzuoxiang，tamentingdaolejianjiaosheng、huhansheng……lengfengrudaopianbanguazaitamenzhinendepifushang，rangtamengandaoshenshendejuewang！
dandangtamenzhuiluoneiyike，jiexialaideyimurangtamenlianjianjiaodouwangjile！
yigeshenying，zongshenyiyue，genzhetamentiaolexialai！
“sou”deyisheng，yidaoshengsuopokongerlai，zhuanyanjiuchanzaiyeqianqianheguxinrandeyaojian，jinjiezheliangnvjiuganjuedaoyiguqiangdadecheli，batamenchaoneidaoshenyingneichequ！
林蛰！
yeqianqiannaohaizhongbuduandehuidangzhezheigemingzi，tabukesiyidedengdaleyan！tafenglema？taweishenmeyaotiaoxialai？tawugongzaigaotayebuhuifeia！
zhei，nandaoyaoyiqisima？
linzhesisidezhuaizhuanquanshengsuo，yunzhuanzhenqi，mengdiyiti，jiangliangnvzaiduwangshangtileyijie！
jiuzaizheishi，youshi“ka”deyisheng，neijieduanguoyicideshengsuojingranyouduanle！xianran，xiangyaoduifuyeqianqianhuoshiguxinranderen，zuozulezhunbei！
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yididixianhongdexueyedizaiguxinranetoushang，tazheicaicongjingezhonghuiguoshenlai，lenglengdewangxiangshangfangdenianqingren。
guxinranpaiguohenduodianying，feiyanzoubizhishixiaoerke，danneidoushitongguotejihetexiaodadaodexiaoguo！
tacongweixiangdao，youchaoyiriyenengrudianyingzhongneiban“youyitian，youyigegaishiyingxionghuizaitaweinanzhiji，tazheqiseyuncailaizhengjiu……”
等等！
我在想些什么！
guxinranhuanglehuangnaodai，ganjinjiangzheimomingqimiaodeniantoupaochunaohai，zheikeshizaizhuiya！kebushizaipaixi！
“meishiba？”linzhelouzheyeqianqian，wendao。
kanzheneizhangyutajinzaizhichidejunmeilianpang，zaijiashangneiyuanyiweizijisheshengwangsideqipo，yeqianqianyouxiechile。
“meishi，a，nideshou——”yeqianqianzhuyidaolinzheyibeishunzheshouzhangshangliuxiadexueyeranhongdeshoubei，jinghudao。
“meishi。”linzhetaitouguanchaqiqiaobideqingkuang，cishitamenjulixuanyashangyousanshilaimidejuli，ruguozheishihouneiyinzangzaianchudedirenzaiduishengsuodongdongshoujiao，jiuliantayehuitianfalile！
zheishi，linzhezhuyidaoxiafangshijimiwaiyouyichutuchulaideyantai，suiranzhiyouliuqigepingfangdaxiao，dangenjuyantaidehoudulaikan，yinggainengchengshoudeqisanrendezhongliang。
suiranhenmaoxian，danlinzhejixukaodanshouzhichengyiranhenmaoxian！erqiehaiyouanzhongdeweixian，tabixulijizuochujueding！
linzheditoukanxiangliangnv，zuijiaomoqiyidaohaokandehudu，xiaowendao：“liangweimeinv，youmeiyouxingquwandian**de？”？？
liangnvyilianmeng，jixianzhuiyadouhaibugou**ma？
“zhuajinle！”linzhemeiyoujiliangnvtaiduokaolvdeshijian，tuodeyuejiuyueweixian，erqierangliangnvzhidaotajiexialaiyaozuodeshiqing，kongpahuigengbengkui！
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