第2章 那我们……聘你?

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zaidezhirongshanyinshiguwujiazudexiaoxihou,yeqianqianzizuozhuzhangrangzhaoyudaitalairongshan,xiangyaohuazhongjinpinqingyiminggaoshou。

jieguogangjinshanjiuxianzaodisancibangpiao,haozaipengshanglelinzhecaihuaxianweiyi。

“xiaoxiongdizenmechenghu?”zhaoyudekouqimingxianbiandekeqilebushao。

“shuangmulin,zhefudezhe。”

姓林?

rongshanshangdeyinshiguwujiazuyexinglin!

没错!肯定是他们!

赵玉面露欣喜。

eryeqianqianquezhoulezhoumei,zhangdehaixing,jiushimingziqudebuzenmehao,mingjuranheneisipangzishitongyigezi!

呸!

怪不得一样下流!

zhaoyuzhengchenjinzaizhaodaolinjiarendexinxizhong,turanshanshangcuanxiayizhiyegou,jingdetajimangcaichache。

jiezhebiantingdaoyeqianqianfennudemadao:“xialiu!”

“啪!”

linzhelianshang,duolewudaozhiyin!

“gansha?gansha?wocongshangchedaoxianzaiyizhijiushizheizishimeidongguo,nibunengpingbaiwuguhuaiwodemingsheng!”linzheyilianwugudekanzheyeqianqian。

yeqianqianyaoyaqiechidao:“banidezangshoujiwonakai!”

linzheweiletangdeshufuyixie,youshoushikaozaichemenshangde,zheigezishibenlaimeishenme,zhishitadeshoushaoshaodilejicun,ganghaozaiyeqianqianmougeguanjianbuweifujin,erzhaoyuyicaichache,yeqianqianjiuzhijiechaotashoushangzhuangleshangqu!

jihuchuyunanrendebenneng,linzhenieleyixia!

yushi,jiuyoulegangcaineiyimu!

“**!**!liumang!”yeqianqianshuobuxiaqule,yachiyaodegabengzuoxiang,henbudezhijiejianglinzhejirengxiachequ。

linzhehenwugu,bumandedigudao:“……liangfuqideshi,nengshuo**ma?”

yeqianqianmeitingqinglinzhezainiantaoshenme,jingligangcaineiyimu,tayijingyouxiezhuakuangle:“jiwozuohao!shoushouhuiqu!”

“o!”linzheguaiguaidezuozhideshenti,ranhouyoushouwanghuishou,yebuzhiyouyihaishiwuyi,guyitiezheyeqianqianhoubeishoulehuilai。

“ninini!”yeqianqianyaobaozoule。

这**又占我便宜!

zhaoyuganjinzaiyipangquandao:“haoleqianqian,bieshengqile,guaiwoguaiwo,ganggangmeizhuyilu!mashangjiudaotingchechangle。”

ranhouyouwenlinzhe:“xiaoxiongdi,mingtiannengdaiwomenshangrongshanma?womenkeyizhifuniyibizhilufei!”

linzhezhengyankanlezhaoyuyiyan,youbishangyanyangshen,fanwendao:“nimenshangrongshanganma?”

“weishenmeyaogaosuni?”yeqianqianqihuhudeshuo。

linzhetantanshou:“neiwoweishenmeyaodainimenqu?”

yuanbenpaochedekongjianjiubijiaocheyaozhaiyixie,zheihuieryoushilianggerenjiyigedifang,linzhezheiyitanshou,cengdaole!

“niyouwanmeiwan!”yeqianqianzhendehuole。

linzheganjindaoqian:“baoqianbaoqian!zheicizhendeshiyiwai!”

yeqianqianliansebushandekanxiangta:“yejiushishuogangcaibushiyiwaige?”

“……”nima,zheixiaonizibushaa。

zhaoyuganjinzaizhongjiandayuanchang:“xiaoxiongdi,womenzhendeyouhenzhongyaodeshiqingshangshan,nengbunengmafannidaigelu?”

“buxing,wohaoburongyicaipaochulai,youyaowozijihuiqu?buqubuqu,wohaiyaoqurongchengqizhongzhaowolaoponi!”linzhehenguoduandejujue。

“rongchengqizhong?zhaonilaopo?”yeqianqianyilian“nimeibingba”debiaoqingkanzhelinzhe。

linzhehenzihaodediandiantou:“duiaduia,wolaopokeshiqizhongxiaohua,kepiaoliangle!”

七中校花?

yeqianqiankanxianglinzhedebiaoqingyijingcong“nimeibingba”yanranbianchengle“nibingdebuqinga”!

sheibuzhidaoqizhongshuanghua,yigeshita,yigeshisongqinger。

tabibukenengshizhei**liumangdelaopo!

songqinger,neijiugengbukenengle!

xianbushuosongqingerhaimeidaofadingnianling,jiusuandaole,nengkanshangzheiliumang?chulegongfuhaodian,zhangdemianqiangkandeguoqu,younadianzhidesongqingerqinglai?

takendingshichuiniu,pashibuzhidaocongnatingdaolesongqingerdemingzi,xiangqusaoraorenjiaba!

linzherenbuzhurangrangqilai:“weiweiwei,nizheishishenmebiaoqing?wozheimeshuaipeigexiaohuanandaohenqiguaima?”

叶芊芊喷了。

这都是什么人啊!

nandaotakanbudongzijibishidebiaoqingma?

ziwoyouyueganyetaiqiangleba?

果然是个神经病!

ng……haishigexialiudeshenjingbing!

yeqianqianzaixinlibalinzhemaleyibaibian,zhijiezhuanguotoukanxiangwaimian,liyebulilinzhe。

zhaoyujianliangrenyouyouchaoqilaidequshi,ganjindayuanchang。

linzheduiyeqianqianshuo:“kanzaiwojiulenidoubuxuyaoniyishenxiangxudefenshang,daiwoqurongchengqizhongbei!”

“xiangdoubiexiang!”yeqianqiannule,shenmejiao“kanzaiwojiulenidoubuxuyaoniyishenxiangxudefenshang”,shuodehaoxiangzijixiangyaoyishenxiangxubeijuleside……

peipeipei,sheihuiduizheigedaliumangyishenxiangxua?

zhei**shisanliuxiaoshuokanduoleba!

yipangdezhaoyuchadianxiaochusheng,zijineiyixianglengjing、youzhehezishennianlingjidubufudechengshugan、conglaidoushiyifu“xinruobingxintiantabujing”deguaiguaizhinv,congjiandaozheishaoniandaoxianzaibudaoyixiaoshideshijian,jingranjiubeijinulesanwuci,shishuozheishaonianshizhenlihaini,haishizheiliangrentianshengfanchong?

yaoshitamenliangcoudaoyiqi,yidinghuihenyouquba……

zhaoyuhuranyouleyigedadandexiangfa。

yeqianqiankuaiyaoqizhale,kanjianzhaoyudeyimuxiao,wendao:“zhaoyi,nixiaoshenme?”

“meiyoumeiyou。”zhaoyuganjinfouren,qiaoyeqianqianshengqile,tayebuhaozaidiaokan,ganjinzhuanyihuatidao:“xiaolin,womenshangshanshitingrentiqihenduozhengyaodetieshenbaobiaodoushicongrongshanqinglaide,zuijinqianqianbeibufafenzidingshang,jiashanggangcaineici,yigeyuezaoyulesancibangjia,suoyiwodaitafuqinqurongshan,xiangyaozhongjinpinqingyiweibaobiao,tieshenbaohuwojiaqianqian。”

yeqianqianhengleyisheng:“zhaoyi,niganmahezheigewulaishuozheimeduo!”

linzhezhenzhetou,youzaiyouzaideshuodao:“zhongjinpinqing?nengyouduozhong?woquannimenhaishidaxiaozheixiangfa,linjiadabufenrenyundanfengqingdegenchujiarenside,duitamenlaishuo,chifanyouyuyourou,hejiumaotaierguotou,meishidadayikuaiqiandexiaomajiang,zaiqumeihuazhuangshangqiecuojishou,youzaiyouzaideguorizijiuxing。nijiusuanjitamenkaige‘zhongjin’yebuyidinghuiyourenyuanyibangzheimang……zhiyunishuodeneixietieshenbaobiaoquandoushiguanxihu,weiqiandehaizhenmeijige!”

重金?

能有多重?

linzhexindaoeryifutineigeguanertingdadelaoyezidanglejinianbaobiao,huilaihezijiguangrongshanzhen,maigekaohongshuhaiyaorangzijiyongyasuiqian……zaixiangxiangmeifengguonian,neixiechuqudangbaobiaodezhangbei,jizijideyasuiqianzuiduoyejiu200kuai!

重金?

liangbaikuaideyifenyingbi,zhongliangdezhongma?

yeqianqianbuxiedeshuo:“zheishishangsheibuxiangzijidewuzhishenghuoguodegenghaoyixie?youzhinengshoujisheiyuanyiyongdageda,youbaocanchidu,sheiyuanyicuchadanfan?nijiujixuchuiba!fanzhenglianqizhongxiaohuadounengshinilao……ninvpengyoule,nihaiyoushenmebunengchuide?”

wohainengchuiyeqianqianshiwolaopo!

e,haoxiangzheibusuan“chui”!

linzheqingmiaodanxiedeshuo:“guwujiedaduoshuzhuiqiuwudaojizhiderendoushizheiyang,niyijiefanrenbudongyebuguaini……”

叶芊芊再次喷了。

shenmejiao“zhuiqiuwudaojizhi”,shenmejiao“niyijiefanren”,zhei**shisanliuyyxiaoshuokanduoleba?

“ni……nihetangzheneipangziyiyang**!”

linzhedaizhu,henxiangwenyiju,tangzhezenmezhaorenile?

xiangxianghaishisuanle,zheixiaoniziyinggaiyeyouzijizhaopian,danmeinengrenchuziji,huoxuyoushenmeyinqingcaidui。

zhaoyuzhidaoyeqianqianyouannaibuzhuhuoqile,ganjinchazuidao:“xiaolina,nijinnianduodale?”

“shijiu。”nanrendenianlingbingbushishenmeyinsiwenti,zhaoyuwen,linzheyejiurushidehuidale。

zhaoyuyoudao:“xiaolin,jirannidasuanqurongchengjiannilao……ng,laopo。neinibukenengkanyiyanjiuzouba?nikanzheiyangruhe,womenpinqingnizuowomenjiaqianqiandetieshenbaobiao,rangtababanianjinrongchengdaxue,songqingerjiuzaizheisuodaxue。nibujinnengjiandaosongqinger,hainengzhuanyibidaqian,zenmeyang?”

“不行!”

“不行!”

linzheheyeqianqianjingranyikoutongshengdejujue。

tingdaolinzhejujue,yeqianqianyelengleyixia,dannuqizhishunjianbiaosheng,nipingshenmejujue?niyoushenmezigejujue!zhinengwojujueni!nipingshenmejujuewo!nudao:“zhaoyi!wobutongyi!”

linzhediantou:“dui,woyebutongyi!wodushuduo,nibiexiangpianwozuoshangmennvxu!wokanguoneixiexiaoshuo,xiangshenme《xiaohuazhitieshenbaobiao》、《woaijinshenbaobiao》、《xiaohuaaishangwo》dengdeng,zuihoubaobiaobaohudedaxiaojiedouaishanglezijidetieshenbaobiao,wokeshiyoulaopoderen!”

“gun!!”yeqianqianyijingbuzhidaozijijintianshidijicifanule,jiuliantayebuzhidaoweishenmepingshijiusuanyourengaosuta“dadizhen”,tayezhihuidandanhuiyiju“e”deren,jintianhuiyierzaizaiersandebeilinzhejinu!

takendingshizijidekexing!

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zuoweiyigeguolairen,zhaoyubuxiangyeqianqiandaoletazheigenianjideshihou,huiyizijidehuajishidai,queshizaibuduandexuexiyugensuitafuqindejingshangjiaobuzhongduguo。haizaixuexiaojiukaishijiechujingshangguanli,duiyeqianqianlaishuoyetaicankuleyidian。

zhiyuneigeyefushinianqianjiuguazaizuibiande“wawaqin”,haoxiangjiaoshenme“tangzhe”,xianglaiyeshichengnianrenzhijiansuikoudewanxiao,zheimeduonianguoqule,kongpaliangjiadoubuhuidangzhen。

zhaoyuquandao:“xiaolinnixiangxiang,nidiyiciqurongcheng,renshengdibushu,jiusuanninenglihenqiang,dannixianzaigangcongshanlichulai,zhaogongzuoyehennan,jiusuanzhaodaole,neiyehuihenxinkuduibudui?”

“zaijiashangxiangnimenzheiyangdeyinshigaoshou,kendingyemeitiyanguoxuexiaoshenghuoduiba?nikanniyaoshidayingdangqianqiandebaobiao,bujinshengqulegongzuozhuanqiandemafan,hainengqurongchengdaxuetiyanxuexiaoshenghuo,dangran,zuizhongyaodeshi,nihaikeyitiantianjiandaonilaopo!erqienizhidaonvrenma,doushiaimeide,ninalebaobiaodegongzihainengshibushidejinilaopomaidianliwu,gengnengtaotahuanxin,duibudui?”

linzherenzhendediandiantou:“youdaoli。suoyinimendasuankaiduoshaoqian?”

“yiwanyigeyue,zenmeyang?ruguonibumanyi,womenhaikeyizaitan!”zhaoyuganjinshuo。

“wobuyao!wojianjuebuyaozheigeliumangjiawulaidangwobaobiao!”yeqianqianyixiangdaolinzhegenzhezijiquxuexiaozhuizaisongqingerhoumiandiaoxi,tajiujuedehaodiulian!

yidingbunengrangzheizhongqingkuangfasheng!

yeqianqianxiadingjuexinyaobazheizhongqingkuangeshazaiyaolanzhong!