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zhurengongjiaolixiaofeizhangyiqidexiaoshuojiao《hunhourensheng》，benxiaoshuodezuozheshiheiseyoumoqingxinchuangzuodeyibendoushishenghuoleixingdexiaoshuo，qingjieyinrenrusheng，feichangtuijian。zhuyaojiangdeshi：renshuohunyinshiaiqingdefenmu，erwodebeiju，jiushicongjinrufenmudediliunian，kaishile……...

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chengshilidekongqidoushijinqianyuqicheweiqideweidao，nongcunzeshitudiyuchunpodefenfang！！

zheijiushinongcungenchengshizuidadequbie，yeyunyuzherenleibutongdexinggeyupihao。

haishihuidaolezheigeyibaiershikuaiyiwandejiudian。

fangjianliquanshiyanwei，ruguoshiyiqiangenlaopozaiyiqidehua，tiedingdeyouyaoguanxinwoyifan：“shaochoudianyanma，duishentiyidianhaochuyemeiyou。”

wozhinengtianmidekuxiao。woneixinshizhengzhade，aiyouduoshen，henjiuyouduoshen。

huainianzhetadehaoqueyourangwogengjiadetonghenta。

xilegezaobianyouchenchendeshuiqu！

diertianyeshitiangangliangjiuxinglaile，anzhaoduoniandeguanli，haishixianzuoqilaidianranleyigenyan。

xianzaizijidezheigeqingkuangjiugendangnianfeizhuliushuode“ge，choudebushiyan，shijimo。”

ranhounachushouji，xiangcongjiankonglikankanjialideqingkuang。

wohuranjingshengaodujinzhangqilai，ketingdejiankonglikandaomenkouzenmeduoleliangshuangxie，haiyoulianggemohudeshenying。nandaoshizhangyiqiyoudaizhetadeqingfuyouzaijialigaoshiqingle？

made，zheicaibeizhuajitian？youkongzhibuzhule？qidewobaotiaorulei。

woyikebugandange，chuanhaoyifujiuwangjiagan。

yijinmenwojiudahandao：“zhangyiqi，nijilaozichulai。zheicaijitian，**youzaiwoyanpidixiatourenla？”

zheishi，laozhangrenhelaozhangmucongshafashangzhanleqilai，lianseqingyizhen，heiyizhendekanzhewo。

zenmehui？nandaowoganggangzaijiankonglikandaodelianggerenyingshizhangrenhezhangmuniang？wobuganxiangxin，youbudebuxin。yinweitamenjiuhuoshengshengdezhanzaiwomianqian，haiyinweiganggangwoyijinmenjiudamaletamennver，xianzaizhenghongmeimaolvyanjingdekanzhewo。

haishilaozhangrenxianfazuo，zhizhewomadao：“lixiaofei，nigeguisun，niganshashabuxing，nihaihaoyisizaizheixuegoufei！sheijinideyongqi？zheiliangnianninaguoduoshaoqianhuijia？”

ranhoutayouduizhefangjianlihandao：“nihaizangzaiwuliganshenme？wozaojiugennishuole，buyaohuilai，buyaohuilai，dengzheigoudongxilaiguizheqiunihuoxunicaijitadianjihui，feibutingwomendehua。xianzaihaola，tingjianleba，yijinwujiumani。”

benlaijiushininverdecuo，xianzaiquebashalanshidemaozidouwangwotoushanggai。

woqueshiyoudianrenwukeren。

yehaobukeqideshuodao：“nibiegenwoguisunguisunde，gaoxingdeshihounidawobeifen，bugaoxingdeshihounijiuzhidawonianling。wonaduoshaoqianhuijia？nizhudefangzishisheimaide？nikalideqianshisheicunde？woyouqiandeshihounibawodangbao，meiqiandeshihounibawodangcao，nimenyijiarendoushibaiyanerlang。xianzaininverhaibawolvle，nandaonihaixiangrangwodangwuguiwangbadan？”

zheishilaopocongfangjianlizouchulai：“ba，xiaofei，nimenbuyaochaole，ranglinjutingdaowomenjiachaojiaduobuhao。”

tingdaozhangyiqishuodehua，wozhenbuzhidaotazenmehuibianchengzheiyang，douzheigeshihoule，yexiangzheyaoweihuzijidexingxiang，haihaipabierenzhidao，gaihaipabierenzhidaodeshiwoba？

laopochenzijibuzaijia，zaiwaimiantourendoutoudaojialimianlaile。doubawodangwudalangle，jiuchameijiwoweiduyaole……

zhangyiqiyoujiezheduiwoshuodao：“xiaofei，buguanzenmeyang，woshiaizheni，aizhezheigejiade。”

wolengxiaoyisheng：“zhangyiqi，nihaodaiyaoyidianlian。”

shuoshihua，wozhenxiangshangqujitaliangbazhang，kankantalianpidaodiyouduohou？xianzaitashiwanquanbuganjuezijicuole，fanerchuguihaichuchudaolilaile。

zhangyiqihaiyouhuameishuochukou，laozhangrenjiutuozhetazou。bingshuodao：“nihaidaizaizheiganma！xianzai，tazhishigebuzhengqidedongxi。pingnidetiaojian，suisuibianbianzhaogebitaqiangyibaibeidenanren。”

woxinlimomodemazhe：“zheilaogouzenmezheitamaxianshi，zheixienianlai，woyouqianmeiqiandoushigaogaoxingxingdebaniliangkouzisihouzhe，zenmefanqilianlaibifanshuhaikuai？”

zhangmuniangyemeiyouxianzhe，tiqikuabaoyeshangqianzhuaizhezhangyiqiwangmenwaizou。