• 章节目录

小说简介

《hunhouxindongxiaozhunzhong》shiyibukuayueshikongyumingyunjiaozhideduanpianyanqingxiaoshuo,jiangshuleyanshufuyanshenzaixixizilingdebixiajinglidezhuanglimaoxian。yanshufuyanshenshenfuzhongren,bixuchuanyuebutongdeshidai,xunzhaoshenmidebaowubingzuzhixieeshilidefuhuo。zheibuxiaoshuochongmanlelishi、mituanheganrendegushi,yinlexiangqi,mumashangxiaqifu,huanmanxuanzhuan。zhouweidehaizimenxiaonaozhe,caisededengguanghehuankuaideyinlequeshiyingzaochuyizhongyouzhiyouqingsongdefenwei。……jiangyinlingduzhezoujinyigelingrentaozuideshijie。

精彩章节

ketingditanshangsazheyidixisuidebai,yanshupantuizuozaizheiyipianlangjiezhongyang,zhijianniezheyipianbianyuanbuguizedexiaozhipian,ganjuezijidetaiyangxuezhengzaitutuditiao。

bushiqi,zhuyaoshilei。yijiyizhongshenshende、duirenshenghuangdanchengdudetanfu。

zheiyijingshitazheizhou,bu,zheigeyue,yebuzhidaoshididuoshaoci,shitubaneifenxiangzhengziyouyushibaidelihunxieyishucongmougejishuzhaibuxiadetianluodiwanglizhengjiuchulai,ranhourangtawanzhengdi、timiandi(jinguanneirongbingbuneimetimian)chuxianzaichajishang,gongtadelingyiweidizaozheqianshu。

shangcizangzailekaoxiangdefajiaodangweihoumian,jieguotayurekongkaoxiangjitaretusi,chadianyinfayanwubaojing。shangshangcisaijinlezijineibenyaxiangdide《xiaowangzi》li,jieguotabanyezhaolingganmodaozheibenshu,shuozhenghaoquegedianxianshiqidexiezi。shangshangshangcigengjue,jiaosuilehunjinkafeizhaliqitumantianguohai,jiejushifuyanshennazhegexiaochanzi,mianwubiaoqingdizaitazhunbeixialoudaolajishilanzhuta,shuogenjujiatinglajichengfenfenximoxing,jintiandeyoujizhihanliangyichang,xuyaokaidaichoujian。

抽检他个大头鬼!

yanshudiyibailingbacijuede,zijidangchutongyigenzheigerenleigaozhiliang(cunyi)nanxingshanhun,jueduishinaozibeimenjialezhihouyouzaoleleipi。nianjidaole?jialicuideji?qianrenmenfenshoushineiju“yanshunizheixinggezhenmeirenshoudele”yanyouzaier?suoyipoguanposhuai,juedezhaogetongyangkanqilaibuzenmezhengchangde,huoxufufudezheng?

正个屁。

taxianzaizhixiangbazheiguan“pi”jiyangle。

shoulideneipianzhi,shixieyishudebiaotilan,“xie”ziquelebanbian,“shu”ziyaoyaoyuzhui。tahaoburongyicongshufangzhujixiangsanrekongshenchubatakouchulai,zhanleyishouhui。

tayaoyaqiechi,zhengsikaozheshibatajixusaijinshafafengli,haishitingerzouxianzhanzaidiaodengdengzhaoshangshi,xuanguanchuanlailejiqiguilvdeyaochizhuandongsheng——sanquanban,jingquewuwu,ranhoushimensuohuakaideqingxiang。

yanshuxiangbeicaileweibademao,jihushidansheqibu,shoulidezhipianxiayishijiuwangshuiyikoudailisai。dongzuokuaidedaiqiyizhenfeng,chuidongleditanshangqitajipiansanluode“baisezuizheng”。

fuyanshenzoulejinlai,shenshangshiwannianbubiandehuigechenshanhekaqisezhangku,biliangshangjiazheyifuyinbianyanjing,jingpianhoudeyanshenpingjingdexiangyitanbianchengdaimadehushui。tashoulilinzheyigeniupizhidai,sanfachushiwuhunhedewennuanxiangqi。

tademuguangshenzhimeiyouteyisaoguolai,zhishixiguanxingdizaimenkoutuoxie、baizheng,xiejianchaoxiangdejiaodudouxiangshiyongliangjiaoqixiaozhunguo。ranhoutazouxiangcanzhuo,jiangzhidaifangxia,kaishiyoutiaobuwendiquchulimiandecanhe。

“wancan。louxiadegangshishaola,chashaoyoujishuangpin,peisuanmeijianghecongyouzhi。mifandulibaozhuang,wendu67.4sheshidu,chuyuzuijiashiyongqujian。”tadeshengyinpingwen,meiyouqifu,xiangyuyindaohang。

yanshumeihangsheng,weichizhepantuizuodidezishi,jiazhuangduiditanwenluchanshenglenonghouxingqu。

fuyanshenbaifanghaocanju,liangfukuaizipingxingderutongtiegui。tazhongyuzhuanguoshen,shixianjingzhundiluozaitashenshang,yijitazhouweineiyipianhaimeilaidejishoushide、xingxingdiandiandebaisezhipianshang。

tatuiletuiyanjing,maibuzouguolai。

yanshudexintiaomomingkuailebanpai。meichuxi!tazaixinlimaziji。

fuyanshenzaitamianqiandunxia,shixiansaoguoditan,ranhoucongchenshanxiongdailitaochuyiba——shide,yiba——yinguangshanshandeniezi,haiyongjiujingmianpianmantiaosilidicashileyixiaxiaoxiaodu。

tashenchuniezi,jingzhundicongyanshujiaobianjiaqiyipianjiqiweixiaodezhipian,neishangmianzhiyouyigekeliandedouhao。

“di97ci。”takaikou,shengyinlitingbuchurenheqingxu,zhiyouyizhongchenshushishidelengjing,“yanshu,nitouzang、zhuanyi、yituxiaohuiguanjianwenjiandexingwei,yanzhongweifanlewomenhunyinsuanfajichuxieyidi3zhangdi5tiao:guanyuzhongyaojiatingwendangdecunchuyudiaoyongguifan。”

颜舒:“……”

taganjueyiguxueqizhichongtianlinggai。hunyinsuanfa?neishishenmeguidongxi?shitashanggeyueshimianshibanyesandianpaqilaiyongpythonxiedeneigema?!haitamayoudi3zhangdi5tiao?!

tamengdizhuaqishoubiandetianerongbaozhen,pitougailianjiuchaoneizhangmeishenmebiaoqingdejunlianzaguoqu,shengyinshicongyafenglijichulaide:“fuyanshen!nizheiluojiguaiwu!zheishilihunxieyishu!sheijiahaorenhuinalihunxieyishudangyiqianpianpintuwana?!haitamashi**xingkongbandenandu!nishibushiyoubing!”

baozhenruanmianmiandizazaitajianbangshang,talianhuangdoumeihuangyixia,zhishitaishoujingzhundijiezhulexiahuadeyanjing。

ranhou,tafangxialenieziheneipiankeliandedouhao。

zaiyanshuzhamaodezhushixia,tabuzhicongnaermochuyigexiaoxiaode、leisijiguangbidezhuangzhi,duizhunleduimiankongwuyiwudebaiqiang。

“唰”地一下。

yidaoqingxidehongsejiguangshexiandachu,ranhouzaiqiangmianshangxunsukuozhan、bianxing,zuizhonggoulechuyigejudawubide、xiantiaojingzhunde、shenzhidaizhemouzhongshuxuemeigande——xinxingtuan。

yanshudenumakazailehoulongli。

jiguangxinxingwendingditouzaiqiangshang,xianggelengmodekejiyishuzhanpin。

fuyanshendeshengyinzaicixiangqi,yijiupingwenwubo,fangfozaixuandushiyanshuju:“genjuguoqusanshitianneichixujiancedeshenglizhibiaoshuju,nimeicikoutoutiji‘lihun’、‘fenshou’、‘guobuxiaqu’dengxiangguancihuishi,pingjunxinlvtisheng12.8%,pidianfanyingxianzhuzengqiang,tongkongyouqingweikuozhangxianxiang。yufennu、yanedeqingxushenglibiaozhengwenhedujinwei37.5%,yuxingfen、qidaideqingxushenglibiaozhengwenhedudadao89.2%。shujuyangbenshuliangchongzu,zhixinqujiankekao。”

tadunledun,ceguotoukanta,jingpianfanshezheqiangshangneigejudadehongsexinxingguangban,rangrenkanbuqingtadeyanshen。

“zonghepanduan,wuchazhidiyu0.3%。chubutuiduan,nidekoutoubiaoshuyuzhenshishenglifanyingcunzaixianzhupiancha。”

yanshudeliantengdiyixiaquanhongle,zheicijueduishibeiqide,qixueshangyongneizhong!“neishiwoqide!qide!tingdongmeiyou!qidexinlvguosu!”tajihuyaotiaoqilai。

fuyanshenwushiletadepaoxiao,chaotamaijinyibu,jiguangxinxingzaitashenhou,xianggehuangmiudebeijingban。taweiweiwaitou,sihuzhendezaisikaoyigejishunanti。

ranhou,tajichulejiejuefangan,yuqirenzhendexiangzaijianyizhongqiluyouqi:

“jianyicaiyonggengzhijiedewulijiaohufangshijinxingzhongxinxiaozhun。”

tademuguangluozaitadezuichunshang。

“比如,接吻。”

好的,我们继续。

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