婚后心动校准中第2章

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yanshunaozilineigenmingwei“lizhi”dexian,“pa”diyisheng,chedibengduan。

jiewen?xiaozhun?wuchazhidiyu0.3%?

takanzhefuyanshenneizhangjinzaizhichide、xieman“wozaiyansutichujishufangan”delian,qiangshangshineigejuda、ciyan、huangmiudaojidiandejiguangxinxing,ganjuezijihuoxiangdiaojinleyigeliezhidekehuanlangmanxijupianchang,erweiyideguanzhonghaishigerengongzhizhang。

“xiaozhunnigedatougui!”tazhongyuzhaohuizijideshengyin,jihushijianjiaozhe,bashoulidebaozhenyouyicizaguoqu,zheicimiaozhundeshitaneigejushuozhishang160denaodai,“fuyanshen!nishidaimaxieduolebanaozixiedangjilema?!woshigeren!huoshengshengderen!bushinideshiyanyangben,bushinichengxulideyigebianliang!”

fuyanshenqingyidipiantouduoguobaozhenxiji,meitoujibukechadiculeyixia,sihuduitadefanyingsulvhegongjimoshichanshenglexindeshujupinggu。taguandiaolejiguangbi,neigejudadexinxingshunjianxiaoshi,qiangbihuifulewugudebaise。

“genjunideshenshangxiansushuipinghemianbumaoxixueguankuozhangchengdupanduan,nimuqianchuyugaoduyingjizhuangtai。”tachenshudao,shenzhiwangqianyoucoulebanfen,bijianjihuyaopengdaotadeetou,“danzheibingbunengtuifanzhiqiandeguanceshuju。yanshu,huibiwentibunengjiejuewenti。”

tadeqixifuguotadepifu,daizheyidiandandandekafeiweihedianziyuanjianteyoude、ganzaojiejingdeweidao。yanshudexinzangmengdiyisuo,neigaiside、buzhengqidejidongyoulaile,youkuaiyouluan,wanquantuolizhangkong。

tamengdixianghouyang,shitulakaijuli,houbeiquezhuangshangleshafadizuo,wuchuketao。

“womeiyouhuibi!woshizaiduinizheizhongfeirenleidexingweitichuyanzheng**!”taselineirendihou,yanshenpiaohu,bugankantadeyanjing,shengpalimianzhendeyoushenmeshujusaomiaoyinengkanchuantacikebinghuangmaluandeneixin,“ni、niganjinjiwobaneipoxieyipinhaoqianzi!biezhengzheixiemeiyongde!”

“xieyipintuxiangmushangweiwancheng。”fuyanshendadefeikuai,shixianluozaiditanshangneixiesanluodezhipianshang,“dangqianwanchengduyuewei73.4%。queshaoguanjiansuipian27pian,qizhongbiaotiquyuque1pian,caichanfengetiaokuanque5pian,fuyangquantiaokuan(yuliukongbaixiang)que3pian,qianziyeque……nigangcaizangqilaideneipian。”

tajingranzhendezainaozilijianlemo!haishishigengxinwanchengdu!

yanshuyikouqimeishanglai,chadianyesi。

“sheiwennizheigele!”tabengkui,“haiyou,meiyoufuyangquantiaokuan!womenlianglianxianrenzhangdoumeiyangyike!nalaidehaizixuyaofuyangquan!”

“jiyushengmingzhouqililunhegailvmoxing,yuliuxiangguantiaokuanshifengxiankongzhidebiyaoshouduan。suirandangqianxuqiugailvdiyu0.1%,dan……”

“bizui!”yanshurenwukeren,shenshouxiangquwutadezui,shoushendaoyibanyoujuedezheidongzuotaiguoqinmi,yingshengshengguailegewan,padipaizaizijietoushang,“laotianye,wodangchudaodishiweishenmexiangbukaiyaogennijiehun……”

“genjuminzhengjudengjijiluhedangrixueyajianceshuju,nidangshiqingxuwending,jueceliuchengqingxi,bucunzaiyishibuqinghuobeipoqingkuang。”fuyanshenliketigongshujuzhichi,wanmeiquanshileshenmejiaozuo“zhugusheng”。

yanshuchedimeipiqile。genzheizhongrenchaojia,jiuxiangyiquandazaimianhuashang,bu,dazaitaihejinbanshang,duifanghaofawushang,zijishouguguzhe。

tatanzuozaiditanshang,shengwukeliandikanzhetianhuaban:“fuyanshen,womenlihunba,zhende,worenzhende。nizaizheiyangxiaqu,wopawohuobudaokanjianxieyipinwandeneitian,wohuixianyinweixinlvbuqihuozhegaoxueyacusi。”

fuyanshenchenmodikanzheta,jingpianhoudemuguangshanshuoleyixia,sihuzaichulitazheijuxinde“zaoshengshuju”。tameiyoulikeyongshujufanbo,ershihuranshenchushou,bushichaota,ershichaotashuiyikoudaitanqu。

yanshuheleyitiao,mengdiwuzhukoudai:“niganma!”

“di97cizangnideguanjiansuipian。”tayuqipingdan,“weiyunizuoceshuiyikoudai,zuobiaodazhiweiyu(x:-15cm,y:5cm)relativetoyourcenterofmass。”(xiangduiyunidezhixin)

yanshu:“……”liantatanzuozaidishangdezhixindoujisuanlema?!

tasisiwuzhekoudai,xiangbaohuzuihouyidianzunyanhexiwang:“zheishiwode!wojiandaodejiushiwode!”

“gongtongcaichan。”fuyanshenjiuzhengdao,shouxuanzaibankong,meiyouyongqiang,zhishipingjingdikanzheta,neiyanshenfangfozaishuo:nizheizhongxingweiyanzhongladilezhenggehunyinxiangmudexiezuoxiaolv。

liangrenjiangchizhe,kongqilimimanzheshaoladexiangqihewushengdexiaoyan。

zuizhong,yanshuxianbaixiazhenlai。bushiqufu,shiede。neichashaodexiangweitaijuyoufushixing,wajieletadedouzhi。

taehenhendidengletayiyan,zibaoziqidicongkoudailitaochuneipianzhoubabadezhi,“xie”ziyirancanque,henhenpaizaiditanshang:“jinijini!pinnidequba!zuihaopindaodilaotianhuang!”

shuowan,tapaqilai,qichongchongdizouxiangcanzhuo,yonglilakaiyizizuoxia,bacanhenongdehualaxiang,yongshijixingdongbiaodafennu。

fuyanshenmeizaiyitadetaidu,zhishixiaoxinyiyidiyongniezijiaqineipianzhi,duizheguangkanlekanbianyuanchihen,ranhoucongchajixiabanchuyigeyichangfuzademuzhifenqutuopan,limiananzhaodaxiao、yanse、bianyuanxingzhuangfenmenbieleidifangzheshubaipianxieyishusuipian。tazhaodaoduiyingdeweizhi,jiangxinsuipianqingqingfangruyigekonggeli,dongzuoqingroudexiangzaifangzhijingmixinpian。

wanchenghou,takanzheyoutishengle0.1%dewanchengdu,jibukechadidiandiantou,sihupoweimanyi。

ranhoutacaixileshou,zoudaocanzhuoduimianzuoxia。

yanshuyijingbalebanwanfan,bachashaoyaodekakaxiang,fangfojiaodeshimourendegutou。

fuyanshenchifanjiqianjing,dongzuoguifan,jujiaocishudouhaoxiangjingguojisuan。takanlekanduimianguzhesaibangzi、hunshenmaohuoqideyanshu,hurankaikou:“nijintiandedanbaizhisherusuduguokuai,buliyu……”

“shibuyanqinbuyu!”yanshulikedaduanta,yongtachangshuodehuadutadezui。

fuyanshenguoranbishanglezui,zhishianjingdikanzheta。

neimuguangmeiyougongjixing,shenzhikeyishuodeshangzhuanzhu,danyanshujiushijuedehunshenbuzizai,xiangbeixguangsaomiaoyiyang,meiyicunqingxuwusuodunxing。tajiakuaisudu,zhixiangganjinchiwantaolizheigelingrenzhixidejishuzhai。

jiuzaitakuaiyaochiwandeshihou,fuyanshenyoukaikoule,zheicihuatitiaotuoderangtacuoshoubuji。

“zhouliuxiawuliangdianzhiwudian,richengkongbai。genjutianqiyubaobiao,qing,qiwen22-26sheshidu,shidu45%,shiyihuwaihuodong。shifouxuyaoanpai……”tadunledun,sihuzaijiansuoheshideciku,“……yuehuixiangmu?”

“pu——kekeke!”yanshubeiyikoumifanqiangdejingtiandongdi。

fuyanshendiguolaiyizhangzhijin,yanshenlidaizheyisibujie,sihubumingbaizheigechangguirichengtongbuweiheyinqirucijuliedeshenglifanying。

yanshujieguozhijin,kedeyanleidouchulaile:“yue、yuehui?fuyanshen,niyouxiazaishenmeqiguaideruanjianle?haishinidehunyinsuanfayoujinituisonglebanbengengxinbao?”

“shejiaoliyichangguijianyi。”tahuidadeyibanyiyan,“jiyudashujufenxi,dingqijinxingfeibiyaogongtonghuodongyouzhuyutishengqinmiguanximanyidu。”

“suoyishirenwu?”yanshucazhezui,lengxiao,“weilewanchengkpideqiangzhituanjian?”

fuyanshensikaoleyixia,diantou:“keyizheimelijie。xiaolvzhishang。”

yanshubazhijinrouchengyituan,zajinlajitong:“buqu!meikong!woyaopintu!”tazhideshitaneixiezhengchangde、yinzhefengjingyouhuahuozhekatongtuandepintu,bushineifengaiside、beifenshidelihunxieyi。

“nide‘xingye’3000pianpintuxiangmu,dangqianwanchengdu41.8%,chuyupingtaiqi,yujiweilai72xiaoshineijinzhanhuanman,zhouliuxiawuzhenghaoshixiaolvdiguqi,shihezhongduandiaozheng。”talikejichushujufenxi。

颜舒:“……”

tahentazheitairenxingjisuanji!

“那我睡觉!”

“nidepingjunwuxiushijianwei1.5xiaoshi,xiawuliangdianqichuang。shijianchongtu。”

“……傅砚深!”

“在。”

“nishibushifeiyaogenwoguobuqu?”

“genjuhunyinxieyi,womenshihezuoguanxi,bucunzaiduilijichu。”tadunledun,buchongdao,“chufeinidanfangmianweiyue。”

youlaile!youshizheigaisidexieyi!

yanshushenxiyikouqi,gaosuzijiyaolengjing,sharenfanfa,youqiduifanghaishigeduishehuikenengyouyongdejishurencai。

takanzhefuyanshenneishuangpingjingwubodeyanjing,huranqiledianeliedexinsi。tachechuyigejiaxiao:“xinga,yuehuishiba?woxiangquyoulechang,zuoguoshanche、tiaolouji、dabaichuineizhong。”

tajideziliaolixieguo,fuyanshenyoujiqiqingweidexuanyunzheng,qieduibukekongdejiasudunaishoududi。tadaoyaokankan,zheigeshujukuangmozenmeyongtadesuanfayingduixianshishijiedewuligongji!

fuyanshendemeitouguoranjibukechadizhouleyixia,jingpianhoudeyanshenkuaisushanshuo,sihuzaidiaoquxiangguanxiangmudezhonglijiasudushuju、xuanyungailvmoxinghefengxianpinggubaogao。

jimiaozhonghou,tadiantou:“keyi。xuyaotiqianfuyongkangxuanyunyaowu,bingbikaicanhouyixiaoshishiduan。wohuiguihuazuijiaxiangmushunxuhexiuxijiange,zuidahuatiyanxiaolv。”

yanshudexiaorongjiangzailelianshang。

……shicele。zheijiahuoshigenengweileshujuxianshendehenjiaose。

takanzhefuyanshenlikenachushoujikaishichayueyoulechangdituhexiangmushijianbiao,zuilidishengniantaozhe“glifengzhi”、“xunhuancishu”、“anquanjilu”zhileideshuyu,huranjuedezhouliudeyuehui,keneng、dagai、yexu……buhuixiangtaxiangxiangdeneiyangtongkuaile。

至少,不全是。

taditoubalaleyixiafanhelideyouji,xinlineidianbieniude、shuobuqingdaobumingdeqidai,xiangyigexiaoxiaodeqipao,guduyixia,maolechulai,youxunsubeitaanlexiaqu。

见鬼的数据误差。