wenzhangmingzijiaozuo《huaile！wochenghouhuiwennanzhule》，shiyibenshifennaidudedoushishenghuo zuopin，weiraozhezhujiao qinwudaoliuruyanzhijiandegushisuozhankaide，zuozhedijiuhongse，jianjieshi：zhijianneimingweiliyidepuren，yiquanhongchu，lidaozhida，shenzhichanshengdebaomingzhisheng，chuquansuduzhikuai，shenzhichuxianlecan……
qinwanrongjinjindebaozheqinwudaodeshoubei，neijingrendeweidushenxian，rangqinwudaoduoshaoyouxieganga。
naohaizhizhongdejiyizhujianfuxian，qianshendelinghunyezaijiaorong。
qinwudaozirannenggouxiangqiqinjiaduitadehao。
zheiyeshitaweishenmehuixuanzexingqindeyuanyin。
ruguobushiqinjiadeqinshengerzibeizhaohuilaile，kongpatayizhidouhuizaiqinjia，yebuhuichengweishenmelongwangle。
“kuaishuoa！wudao！shibushizheixierenshanghainile！！！”
yanjianzheqinwudaoyizhibushuohua，qinwanrongyouxiejiaoji，neishuangmeimoubuduandedaliangzheqinwudaodehunshenshangxia。
ertadailaideneixiebaobiaozeshimudengkoudaidekanzhebeiqianrudaoqiangbizhizhongdeneigeren。
zuoweilijiajiazhudetouhaohuwei。
shenweiqinjiaderen，yuliyiziranyeyouguojiechu，tongweibaobiao，zheixierencaigengzhidaoliyideshiliyouduoqiang。
ergangcaitamenjinlaideyishunjian，fenmingkandaozijiadashaoye，yijiaojiangliyijitilechuqu，shenshendeqianrudaoleyushisuodazaodeqiangbizhizhong。
zheiyixiahaibudequanshenfensuixingguzhelea？
没准真的死了呢！
haojiahuo，jiangjinshiniandeshijianweijian，zijiadashaoyedouzheimekongbulema？
da**haishuotabeishanghaile？
那怎么可能！
qinwudaojiangshoubeicongqinwanrongdexionghuaizhizhongchoulechulai，mianseyouxieganga。
danzhuanshunjiuhuifulezhengchang。
“jie……qin**，womeishi，nibuyongdanxin，ni……”
“秦**？！”
haimeidengqinwudaoshuowanhua，zhanzaitabianshangdeqinwanrongjiuhaoxiangzhamaoleyiban，neishuangmeimoujinjindedingzheqinwudao。
“niguansheijiaoqin**ni！zhiqiannizaiwoshenbian，shiguanwojiaoqin**dema？chuqulejinian，jiubajiejiejiwangjile！ni……”
shuodaozheilideshihou，qinwanrongdemeimoushirun，nahaiyoushenmenvzongcaideyangzi，fenmingjiushigeshiqudididenvhai。
唉……
qinwudaotanlekouqi：“jie……”
zaijiyizhizhong，zheiqinjiaren，youqishiqinwanrong，duitaneijuedeshimeideshuo，neizhongtengaidaojizhideganjue，rangdangchudeqinwudaoqueshijiweigandong。
tingdaozheigechenghu，qinwanrongneijuemeiderongyanshunjianrutonghuaduobanzhanfang，tadengzheiyitianyijingdengleshinianle，zhongyuzaicijiandaole。
zijineizuiweitengaidedidi！
“走，跟我回家！”
“秦**！”
jiuzaizheigeshihou，lilinducongzhiqiandezhenjingzhizhonghuiguoshenlai，duizheqinwanrongkaikoudao：“wudaotagangganghuilai，liyingshisuiwohuilijia，duiyuxianqiannimenzhaoguwudaodeshiqing，woyuanyifuchuchengnanneibian……”
“闭嘴！”
qinwanrongzhuanguoshen，jiaohechusheng。
zhiyouzaimianduiqinwudaodeshihou，tacaihuiluchuwenroudeyimian，ermianduiwairen，tajiushiyizuobingshan。
napashiduidailijiajiazhu，yemeiyourenhedezunzhongkeyan。
“lijiazhu，wudaotashiwodedidi，ziranyaohewohuijia，erqiedangnianconggueryuanlingtadeshihou，yiqieshouxudoushihefahegui，womenqinjiacaishitadeguisu。”
“zhiyuneisuoweidebuchang，liujinimenzijiyanglaoba。”
“haiyou，jinrinimenshanghaiwudaodeshiqing，wozhihouhuihaohaodehenimensuanyisuan。”
“？？？”
qinwanrongzheitaidu，rangnapayixianglengxuedelilindudouyouxiezhixi。
shenmejiaozuowomenshanghailewudao。
niyaobuyaokankanguizaidishang，kuaiyaobansidelizhengyu，haiyouneibeiqianruqiangbideliyi，zaibujiyeyaokankanguizuozaidimiandelisisiheyunwanfenga。
这是谁伤害谁了？！
不对！
lijiazhugangyaoshuoshenmedeshihou，sihuturanxiangdaoleshenme。
jiangmuguangkanxiangleqinwudao。
tamenlijiadexuemaijiweizhongyao，zheikebushishuoshuoeryi，zhisuoyimeiyidaidezhangquanzhedoushineibandelengxueguoduan，genxuemaituobuleguanxi。
henshaoyourenzhidao，tamenlijiadexuemaizhizhongyouzheyizhongyushengjulaide“fengbing”。
neizhongbingyinwufachaming，wufagenzhi，jiuhaoxiangxuemaizhizhongdezuzhouyiyang。
qingxufeichangrongyijiuhuishikong，dangran，yeshiyoujilvyichuanzheizhongbing，ruoshiyichuandexiao，neimefengbingjiukeyiyonglizhiyazhihuiqu。
若是……
lilindukanxiangleqinwudao，tajuedeqinwudaokenengjiuyichuanlezheizhongfengbing，ruoshirucidehua，qinwudaobixuyaohetahuijiacaixing。
nianci，lilinduyegubudeshenmeqinjiabuqinjiadele。
“qin**，woshuoguo，wudaotashiwodeqinshengerzi，dangniandeshiqing，shiwodecuo，jiangtanongdiule，nimenqinjianandaowanggurenlun，burangwomenqinrenxiangrenma？！”
“呵呵……”
duiyulilindudeshuoci，qinwanrongbuxiedelengxiaochusheng：“qinrenxiangren？nisuoweidexiangrenjiushirangnideshouxiazuandaorenjiadeqiangbizhizhongma？guazaizheidangcaishenni？”
yierzaizaiersandebeiyigexiaobeiruciwuru。
lilinduqiangyaxianeixindenuhuo，chenshengdao：“nimenqinjiayijingzhaohuilezijideqinshengerzi，erqiejiushiyinweizheijianshi，cairangwudaotadunzouguowai，yiqujiushishunian！”
“shenzhitahuilai，doumeiyouyaohenimenxiangrendeyisi。”
“nandaozheiyidianhaibugouzhengmingtadetaiduma？！”
“……”
wenyan，qinwanrongchenmolexiaqu。
queshi，zicongdangnianneigedidibeizhaohuilaizhihou，qinwudaojiuyuelaiyuechenmoguayan，suiranmeiyoubiaoxianchubuman，dantaidujiunenggoukanchulaiwenti。
qinfuqinmuyanjianzheqinwudaozheifumoyang，ziranshijiweixinteng。
jicisanfanshenzhidoubuguzhaohuilaideqinshengerzi，erquanweiqinwudao。
zaitamendeyanlikanlai，qinwudaoheneizhaohuilaideqinshengerzidoushijiaren，suoyiconglaimeiyouhoucibobidejudong。
qinwanronggengshiyizhipeibanzheqinwudao。
danyueshizheiyang，jiurangqinwudaodeyaliyueda，genghekuangneigesuoweideqinshengerzi，yebushishenmehaoxiangchuderen。
weileburangqinjiaderenweinan，qinwudaocaiyiranjuerandelikaileqinjia，shenzhiweilebubeizhaodao，haixuanzelechuguo。
yanjianzheiqinwanrongxianrulechenmo，lilinduzaidukaikoudao：“kanlaiqin**yemingbaile，wudaotashiwolijiaderen，weilaiyehuijichenglijia，nimenqinjianengjitashenme？jitayibiqian？”
“haishishuorangtaneiqinshengdeerziyirenyiban？”
“所以我认为……”
“好了。”
jiuzaililindudeyideshuozhehuazhishi，qinwudaoyongdanrandeyuqijiangqidaduan。
“lijiazhu，wulunwoyuqinjiahuifashengshenme，danwonenggoubaozhengdeshi，weilaijueduibuhuihenimenlijiayourenhedeqianche，jintiandeshiqingwojiudangzuomeifasheng，nimenkeyilikaile。”
“无道！！！”
yunwanfengzhanqishenlai，yilianbeiqidekaikoudao：“nidayedale，mayemale，nandaohaishibunenggouyuanliangwomenma！”
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