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小说简介

shumingjiaozuo《huangnianweiji，epoponijiuchicaoba》degudaiyanqingxiaoshuoshinandeyijiandeyouzhijiazuo，qinqianzhouliliangweizhurengongzhijiandehudongfeichangyouai，zuozhe“daitoufeiniao”chuangzuodejingcaijuqingzhideyikan，jianshu：pangbianyinanyinvlianggexiaozangwa，jianqinqianxingle，likehuanxidixiaole。shenchuxiaoshouqingqingbangqinqianlvshuntoufa，yanleizhuzipilipaladidiao，xianranshishifenguanxinqinqian…………

精彩章节

laocunzhangdangranzhidao，qinqianzheiyatoubuhuiwugufafeng。

kendingshibeizheipoxiliang**le，caihuidafapiqi。

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weiguandecunminmendoushigangguolaide，zhiqianweishenmedaqilaitamenmeikanjian。

但都偏帮秦浅。

sheibuzhidaozheifujiapoxizuishikee，marentoudongxi，zhanbianyimeigou。

dajiazheicishiduoshaoyoudiangongbaosichoudeyisi。

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可信度很高。

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哎，真是个傻子。

popochazheyaodeyidishuo，“tingjianmeiyou？jiuyinweiyizhigou，zheierxifujiugandapopo！

tanazheichushengxiaojingwohaibushitianjingdiyide？wojintianyaoshibujiaoxunta，neiyihouhailede？”

wanghuabeizixinmanman，yiweizijishengquanzaiwole。

zhouliyedechengdixiaodao，“yigehuadoushuobuqingchudefengzi，haiyoulianggejianlaideyezhong，tamendehuazenmenengxin？”

“sheishuowoshuobuqingchuhua？”

qinqianhuranzhanqilai，lianshangdegouweiershunjianxiaoshi。

miaobianboyinzhuchilian，kanderenyilengyilengde。

tazhizhewanghuabeishuo，“wogangjinmen，pomuhezhoulijiuyaoqiangzouwodejiazhuang，shuoyaojizhoulijiadelianggeerzishuoxifu。

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wofankangzhizhongbeizhoulidayun。

lianggehaiziweiwoqiuqing，yebeitamenduda，suoyiwocaifabingle。”

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zenmekenengrenyoubierendianwuzijidemingsheng？

yushiganjinbianbodao：“nishaofangpi，wokemeiyaodongnidejiazhuang，nizheigefengzi，sheixinni！”

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ruonishizaiqueqian，neinijiwokegetou，wojinibaoyasuiqian……”

“哈哈哈哈哈！”

众人爆笑。

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jiulianyiguanyansudelaocunzhangyechengbuzhuxiaole。

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sandineigeyangzi，kendingshibunenggentayuanfangle，wanyitazaiquwaimianzhaoyenanren，jizanmenlaofujiadailvmaozijiubumiaole。”

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wanghuabeizoudaoqinqianmianqian，shichuchinaideliqiyangqibianzi，henhenchouxiaqu！