laocunzhangdangranzhidao，qinqianzheiyatoubuhuiwugufafeng。
kendingshibeizheipoxiliang**le，caihuidafapiqi。
laocunzhangyinshuodao，“shengrenyun，mucizixiao，zheidemucizicaixiao。sheidouzhidaosanyatoupingrilishigehaode。
ruoshinimenhaohaoduita，tadingranyipianzhenxinduini。
duanbuhuifafengchaonao，nimendingshizuoleshenmebuheshideshiqing，redesanyaxinxuwenluanzheicaifalebing。
nixiangxingxing，wobuhuifandui，danjuebunengrenyounimenjianghaohaodeguniangsuiyidasha。
bianxingsanxiajike，fouzebianshiyidaqixiao，buchengtitongle。”
wanghuabeiyiting，caisanxia？
neizenmegoutaguoyinde？gangcaizheiqinqianchouzijizuibachouleduoshaoxia？
dunshiqijibaihuaidishuo，“pingshenme？woshitapomu，tajiranjiajinwojia，jiushiwojiaxifu，wodademade，jibianyaoletaxingmingyeshide！
genghekuangwokemeiyouzhaoreta，jiushitaturanfafeng！”
zhouliyeshijingdiantou，bangpomushuohua。
weiguandecunminmendoushigangguolaide，zhiqianweishenmedaqilaitamenmeikanjian。
但都偏帮秦浅。
sheibuzhidaozheifujiapoxizuishikee，marentoudongxi，zhanbianyimeigou。
dajiazheicishiduoshaoyoudiangongbaosichoudeyisi。
zheishihou，lianggexiaozaiyechongchulai，putongyishengguizaidishang，kuzheshuo，“cunzhangbobo，shinainaiheerboniangyaoshadiaoniangqinyangdadegougou。
niangqinxiangyaojiugougou，haibeierboniangyongtieqiaodapoletou，niangqindouhunmile，wuwuwu，womenchadianyouyaomeiyouniangqinle！”
liangwasuirannianjixiao，danshikouchiqingxi，tiaolishunchang，zaijiashangyishendeshang，xianranyeshibeidale。
可信度很高。
“wangwangwangwangwang！wuwuwuwang！”
jiulianshoupigouziyezhabazhezijiyishuanglanwangwangdedayanjing，weiqubabadikujiao，xiangshiyaoweizijizhengming。
qinqianpadaogougoushenbian，gengougoutongkuanzuozi，gengouziyiqichenzheboziwangwangjiao！
zhouweirenkandeyizhenwuyu，kuxiaobude。
哎，真是个傻子。
popochazheyaodeyidishuo，“tingjianmeiyou？jiuyinweiyizhigou，zheierxifujiugandapopo！
tanazheichushengxiaojingwohaibushitianjingdiyide？wojintianyaoshibujiaoxunta，neiyihouhailede？”
wanghuabeizixinmanman，yiweizijishengquanzaiwole。
zhouliyedechengdixiaodao，“yigehuadoushuobuqingchudefengzi，haiyoulianggejianlaideyezhong，tamendehuazenmenengxin？”
“sheishuowoshuobuqingchuhua？”
qinqianhuranzhanqilai，lianshangdegouweiershunjianxiaoshi。
miaobianboyinzhuchilian，kanderenyilengyilengde。
tazhizhewanghuabeishuo，“wogangjinmen，pomuhezhoulijiuyaoqiangzouwodejiazhuang，shuoyaojizhoulijiadelianggeerzishuoxifu。
woziranshibutongyi，tamenjiudawo，wodegouxiangyaobaohuwo，tamenhaiyaoshalewodegouchirou。
wofankangzhizhongbeizhoulidayun。
lianggehaiziweiwoqiuqing，yebeitamenduda，suoyiwocaifabingle。”
tayibianshuo，yibianbazijicongjinmendaoxianzaidesuoyoujuqingquandouyanshileyibian！
yihuiershibaozhebaofujinmendeziji，yihuierbianshenxiongedepopo，yihuieryoushizhouli。
meiyigeshentaidouweimiaoweixiao，rumusanfen。
jiuliangouziyepeihedetianyiwufeng，wanquanqihe，qinqianjiazhuangdata，tajiupazaidishangaoaocanjiao！
zuihou，lianlianggexiaozaiyejiarulezheichangbiaoyan。
zhouweiderenkandezuijiaochouchu，suiranguochengshifenqingximingle。
danzongjuede，tahaoxiangxianzaihaizaifabingdangzhong……
cunminmenfenfenzhizhidiandiandishuluoqineipoxiliangren。
zaigudai，sheijiayaoshidongerxifudejiazhuang，neikeshiyaobeichuojilianggude，nengbeixiaohuayibeizi！
wanghuabeijiusuanshixiangqiangqinqiandejiazhuang，yezhinenganzhongjinxing，bukenengdazhangqigude。
tazuizhuzhongmingshengle，juedezijiduonianxifuaochengpo，youshenglelianggeerzi，zaijialineishilaokugonggao，zaicunziliyeshuodeshanghua。
zenmekenengrenyoubierendianwuzijidemingsheng？
yushiganjinbianbodao：“nishaofangpi，wokemeiyaodongnidejiazhuang，nizheigefengzi，sheixinni！”
qinqiantanlekouqi，shuo，“popo，woniangshuojiazhuangbukeyijini。
danshiniyaoshixiangchitangkuai，xiangchichaohuasheng，nijiugenqianqianshuo！
zhiyaonibuniaokuzi，buzaichuangshanglashi，guaiguaide，qianqianjiumaijinie。
ruonishizaiqueqian，neinijiwokegetou，wojinibaoyasuiqian……”
“哈哈哈哈哈！”
众人爆笑。
zheikeshiqinqianniangqinhongnvershi，jingchangshuodehua，qinqianweilebuooc，zhijienalaiyongle。
qidepopolianhongbozicu，zhizheqinqianmajie，zhibuguomashengyijingbeiyanmeizailechaoxiaoshengzhong。
jiulianyiguanyansudelaocunzhangyechengbuzhuxiaole。
buguoweilezijiderenshe，xiaoliangshengganjinbiezhu，gankeyixialvlelvhuxu，jiazhuangruowuqishi。
wanghuabeihuangjizhixiahandao，“sheixihannineipojiazhuang，wocaibuyaoni，wowanghuabeiyishiyingming……”
“hao，zheikeshininshuode！”qinqiandengdejiushizheijuhua。
youshuo，“neinifageshiba，ruguonidawojiazhuangdezhuyi，nijiudetingwode，woshuoshajiushisha，niganbugan？”
wanghuabeipeileyisheng，“nisuanshenmedongxi，laoniangpingshagennifashi？”
qinqianyebuji，xiaoxixidishuo，“poponibiepae，jiusuannifaleshi，yihouniqueqianyekeyigaosuwo，nijiwokegetou，wojinibaoyasuiqian……”
zhongrenzaicihongxiao，qidewanghuabeizuichundouzaiduosuo。
xingxingxing，fashijiufashi，zhenghaoduzhuyouyouzhikou！
haiyou，nengbietiyasuiqianlema！？
wanghuabeiganjinfuyandifalegeshi，xinshuo，dengguojitianrangtaqudiliganhuo，zaifanggesheyaosita，daoshihoutadeqianbuhaidoushizijide？
heng，genlaoniangdou，nihainendian！
zhoulixinlizheji，anmapopochundunruzhu，zenmejiubeizheifengziqianzhebizizoule？
yushiganjintixingpopochitazhixingdeshier，popozheicaihuiguoshenlai。
ganjinquzhaolailecongqianganlvyongdebianzi，ranglaocunzhangzuozhu。
laocunzhangwuyule，xinshuotazenmehaimeiwanglezheicha？
yushizhihaohuishourangzijidelianggezhizi，jiangqinqianbangdaowaibozishushang。
wanghuabeijidongdeshoudouzhandouqilai，gaisidexiaochusheng，laoniangfeidebanidagebansibuke！
zhoulixilexixuebiti，zoudaopoposhenbiandishengshuo，“niang，nindenghuierjiubazheijiantizidehulijinglianjichouhualeba。
sandineigeyangzi，kendingshibunenggentayuanfangle，wanyitazaiquwaimianzhaoyenanren，jizanmenlaofujiadailvmaozijiubumiaole。”
zhouliyijingjidusiqinqianzheizhangmeilidexiaoliandanerle，dengpopochoulantadelian，zijichenjiwangtalianshangpoyipiaofenshui，rangtazhengzhangliandoulandiaocaihao。
shengdetameideneibanzhayan！
popobapibianzishuaidepapazuoxiang，zhijuedeerxifuzheigezhuyishenhao！
laocunzhangburenzhishidibishangyanjing，lianggehaizidoudakuzhechongshangquyaobaohuniangqin，quebeijigefurenbaozhu。
huzhuxinqiedegouzijidefafeng，naihelaocunzhangdezhizilazhuleta，shengpatachongshangquzaibeifulaoerjiadechuaiyijiao。
wanghuabeizoudaoqinqianmianqian，shichuchinaideliqiyangqibianzi，henhenchouxiaqu！