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星际KTV？
lixiangyangdaoleshengxie，ranhoulikaijiejishiqishangdiandongchengwangxingjiktvkaiqu。
……
xingjiktv，888baoxiang。
zheneryulongdeyinlejihuyaoxianfanwuding。
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“废话！”
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……
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“陈浩。”
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