第3章

muqingyueyanzhongshunjianlveguoyisijidandeyane。

“nideshenglixuqiu,zijixiangbanfajiejue,yuwowuguan。”

李向阳:“……”

“huikaiche?”muqingyuewen。

李向阳点了点头。

“kaiche,songwohuijia。”minglingshidekouwen。

“wodiandongchehaizai……”

“我赔。”

lixiangyanglengleyixia,“zheisuanshiruanfanyingchi?”

lixiangyangkanzheqianfangyongdudecheliu,zhongyurenbuzhuwen:“neimingtiandejiuxizenmeban?”

neishitafuqinzaicunlilaoshaoyemenmianqianzhangluolehaojiudetimian。

“取消。”

muqingyuedehuidagancuililuo。

李向阳:“……”

……

“shenme?!xinniangzihuanren?**fenglelixiangyang!”

laojiadetangwuli,litietingwanerzidejieshi,qidehunshenduosuo。

“ba!nitingwoshuowan……”lixiangyangdeshengyinyebagaole。

“shichensisitaxianbuyaoliande,tadaizhegeyenanren,zaiwotamagangmaidexinchuangshanggunchuangdan!”

dianhuaneitoushunjiansiji,zhishengxiacuzhongdechuanxisheng。

guolehaobanshang,litieshayadeshengyincaixiangqi,“nei,neixinniangzizahuishi?”

“ba,nifangxinzheigejueduirangnimanyi,bichensisiqiangbaibeiqianbei!jiushi……mingtiandejiuxi,bixudequxiaole。”

lixiangyangdunledun,shengyindilexiaqu,“ba,duibuqi……”

tingtonglichuanlaidahuojipadadeshengyin。

“唉……取消吧。”

litiedeshengyinpibeilexuduo,“turanhuanren,wozheizhanglaolian……diubuqizheirena。”

lixiangyangnengxiangxiangfuqindunzaimenjianshang,choumeikulianchouyandeyangzi,xinlixiangyalekuaidashitou。

hunliquxiaoduitaeryanzhishishaolegeyishi。

danduiyibeiziyaoqiangdefuqinlaishuo,shidiumianzidedashi。

“ba,dengguoduanshijian,wodaixinxifuhuiqukanni。”

“嗯……”

litiedeshengyinmenmende,“duile!chensisineitoudecailiqianni?nengyaohuilaibu?”

李向阳一愣。

beilvmao、shanhun、qiyuehunyinyilianchuanchongjigaodetouhunnaozhang,tayagenermeigushangzheicha。

lixiangyangkendingdao,“banifangxin,xianzaifalvbuyiyangle,zheiqiankendingnengyaohuilai。”

jiuzaizheishishoujituranxiangqijicude**,pingmushangtiaodongzhe“muqingyue”sangezi。

taxintouyijin,lianmangduifuqinshuo:“ba,woxianjiegedianhua,cailideshinifangxin。”

guadiaofuqindedianhua,bianjieqilemuqingyuededianhua。

“喂。”

“mingtianshangwushidian,genwoqujianyeye。”

muqingyuebinglengdeshengyintouzheminglinggan。

“mingtian?xuyaomaidianshenmedongxima?”

“不用。”

muqingyuegancuididaduanlixiangyangdedanxin,“daoshihouwoqujieni。”

huayingangluo,tingtonglizhishengxiayichuanmangyin。

“……”

lixiangyangyouxiemimangjuzheshouji。

“zheinvrenjiubunengzheimeqiangshima?”

……

diertianyizao,lixiangyanglaidaoletagongzuolesanniandewaimaizhandian。

dangtagangtingxiadiandongche,yidaoyinyangguaiqideshengyinjiuwengwengxiangqi。

“yohe!kankanzheishisheia?zheibushiwomendexinlangguandelixiangyangma?

zenmedaxirizihailaisongwaimaia?”

huangmaowangqiangdiaozheyan,zuozaidiandongcheshang,manliandetiaoxin。

zheijiahuoyizhigenlixiangyangbuduifu,shangciqiangyigedakehumeiqiangying,beilixiangyangnazoule“songdanwang”dejiangjin,zaojiuhuaihenzaixin。

pangbianyigegenhuangmaohunzaiyiqideshouhoulikejieqiang,“aiyowei,qianggenizheixiaoxibulingtonga!

zanmenxinlangguannashibaodemeirengui?

shibeirendailedinglvyouyoudedamaozia!

tingshuoneichangmian,zezeze……”

huangmaowangqiangkuazhangdidengdayanjing:“sha?lvmaozi?zahuishi?kuaishuoshuo!”

taguyibashengyinbadelaogao,yindefujinjigetongshidoukanleguolai。

shouhoujianyourenpengchang,genglaijingle。

“qishihenbuqiao,zuotianwoganghaosonggewaimailuguolixiangyangxinmaidexiaoqufang,nimencaiwotingjianxinfanglichuanchulaisha?”

“tingdaolesha?”huangmaohepangbianjigerendoucouguoqu,yilianhaoqi。

“wotingjianzanmenxinniangzijiaodididishuo,xiangyang,nibiewuhui,wozhishigentashishiwomenxinhunchuangruanburuan,danxinghaobuhao!”

shouhouniezhesangzixuenvrenjiao,ranhoubaofachuyizhencierdehongxiao。

“hahaha!xinfangxinchuangxinniangzi,jieguogenxinniangdongfangbushixinlangguan!nishuocibu**?”

“**!zheime**!”

“还有呢!”

lingyigejiaolaizideyecoushanglai,tuomohengfei,“neichensisihaishuo,lixiangyang,wogenzhenizheigeqionggui,laoniangbudezijixiangbanfaduozhuandian?

tingting,zanmensaoziduoqinjianchijia,hahaha!”

dunshiwangqiangyiqunrenhongtangdaxiao。

咯咯……

lixiangyangchuizaishencedequantousisizuanjin,zhiguanjieyinweiyonglierfacuixiang。

tameixiangdaozuotianneibukandeyimu,jingranbeizheixie**toutinglequ。

“**de!wangqiangnimenjigezuibafangganjingdian!”

lixiangyangdesidangzhaoleigangdao,jiutingdaozheiwuyanhuiyu,qidemanliantonghong。

yibarengxiadiandongche,luqixiuzijiuyaochongshangquganjia。

lixiangyangshenshouzhuazhulezhaoleidegebo,yingshengshengbatazhuailehuilai。

taxiongkoujulieqifu,yanjingyinweiqiangyanuhuoerbumanlexuesi,shengyinquechuqididichenshaya:“pangzi,bieluanlai。”

“keshiyangge,tamentaitamaqifurenle!”

赵磊眼睛也红了。

wangqiangjianlixiangyangjingranrenzhulemeidongshou,xinlifanerbushuangle。

tayanzhuyizhuan,chongzhelixiangyanghandao:“aiyaya,zaozhidaoxinniangzizheime‘queqian’,xiongdimenyegaiqu‘bangchenbangchen’a!

wowangqianghaimeichangguoxinhunqianxidexinniangzishishaziweierni!”

taguyiba“bangchen”he“changziwei”yaodejizhong。

“xianzaiyebuchiaqiangge!”

shouhoulikechanmeidijiehua,zhizhelixiangyangshuo,“xinlangguanzheibuzaizheierma,wenwenjiabei?”

wangqiangyanjingyiliang,“aiyo,wozenmebazheijiwangleni。lixiangyangnineiweixinniangzi,duoshaoqianyipaoa?

kanzaitongshiyichangdefenshang,jiwomengejigejieshaojieshao?

zhengsuoweifeishuibuliuwairentianma!dajiashuoshibushia?”

“shia!jigeneibujiabei!”

“doushixiongdi,zhaoguzhaogushengyima!”

wangqiangyihuorenhongxiaozhe,shengyindadezhenggezhandiandoutingdejian,yinlaigengduohaoqidemuguang。

zhouweidekongqifangfoninggule。

lixiangyangtaiyangxuetutuzhitiao。

pangbiandezhaoleiqidehunshenfeiroudouzaiduosuo,quantouniedegegexiang。

yaobushilixiangyangsisianzheta,zaojiupushangzoutayadele。

lixiangyangshenxiyikouqi,ranhouzouxianghuangmaowangqiangneihuoren。

jiuzaisuoyourenyiweilixiangyanghuidongshouzoutamendeshihou。

chuhusuoyourenyiliaodeshi,tazuijiaoweiweiyangqi,luchuyisixiaorong。

“你们真想试试?”

wangqiangjigerenbeitazheifanchangdefanyingnongdeyileng。

剧本不对啊?

anlixiangyangneilvpiqi,bushiyinggaichongshanglaidarenma?

ranhoubeikaichu,haiyaopeiqianjizijixuanchebushi?

zheixiaoxixideshijigeyisi?

“当……当然想!”

huangmaowangqianggengzhebozi,qiangchengzheqishi,“zenme,nikenjieshao?”

“介绍?没问题。”

lixiangyanglianshangdexiaorongjiashen,“buguo,yifenqianyifenhuo。

chensisixianzaixingqingkebudi,erqie,wozhei‘jieshaofei’yebubianyi。nimen……”

taguyituozhangleyindiao,yanshenqingmiedisaoguowangqiangjiren,“quedingfudeqi?”

“你……”

wangqiangjigerendunshilianzhangchenglezhuganse,beizhei**luodechaofengyedeshuobuchuhua。

lixiangyangbuxiedi“qie”leyisheng,huanshiyiquanweiguandetongshi,shengyindouranbagao。

“zaishuole,nimennazhiyanjingkandaochensisishiwoxinniangle?”

“lixiangyang**beilvshaleba?”

“jiushi,zuotianhunliqingjiandoufale!xinniangbushichensisihainengshishei?”

lianpangbiandezhaoleiyedanyoudicouguolai,yadishengyin:“yangge,ni……nimeishiba?biehewo。”

lixiangyangpailepaizhaoleidejianbang,langshengxiaodao,“fangxin,wohaodehen。

wojintianlai,jiushilaicizhide,yinweilaozixianzai,yingqulezhenzhengdebaifumei,zouxiangrenshengdianfengle!”

……

“噗哈哈哈!”

duanzandesijihou,wangqiangyihuorenrenbuzhubaoxiaoqilai。

“baifumei?hahaha!jiuni?lixiangyang!nizheiniubichuideyinhexidouzhuangbuxialeba?”

huangmaowangqiangxiaodeqianyanghouhe,yanleidoukuaichulaile。

“yebusapaoniaozhaozhaozijishadexing?qigepodianlvsongkuaidide,haiyingqubaifumei?nixiaoshuokanduoleba?”

瘦猴尖声附和。

wangqiangzhizhuxiao,shangqianyibu,daizheeyidexixue,yibalouzhulixiangyangdejianbang。

“bieshuoxiongdimenbujinitaijiexia。zheiyang,niyaoshizhennengzhengmingniqulegebaifumei,wowangqiang……”

tayonglipaizhezijidexiongfu,“dangzhequanzhanxiongdidemian,guixiajiaonisanshengyeye,xiangxiangliangliangde,zenmeyang?”

lixiangyangkanzheta,zuijiaoqiaoqi,“haoa。”

“neiyaoshinizhengmingbuledehua……”

wangqiangkuakaitui,zhizhezijidekuaxianingxiaodao,“nijiujilaozicongzheilizuanguoqu,ranhouxuesanshenggoujiao,niganma?”

“没问题。”

lixiangyanghuidadegancuililuo,muguangsaoguohuangmaopangbiandeshouhouhelaizi。

“buguo,bushiniyigerengui。nimensayiqigui,yiqiduiwohanyeye。”

shouhouhelaizibeijidetiaojiao,zhizhelixiangyangkuangxiao。

“hahaha……kanlaizheilvmaozidaide,zhenbanaozidaihuaile!”

zaitamenkanlai,lixiangyangsuiranzhangdeshiyoudianshuaiqi。

danshitamenduilixiangyangshizhigenzhidide。

jialiqiongdedoukuaijiebukaiguole。

erqierenjiguanxichuletapangbiandepangziwanglei,jiumeiyoushenmerenmaile。

还迎娶白富美?

简直天方夜谭。

“neinidebaifumeilaoponi?zainaerni?gaibuhuihaizaimengliba?”

wangqiangdianranyigenyan,buxiedijifengdao。

lixiangyangzhengxiangshuohuadeshihou。

turanyizhenwengmingdaduanleta。

轰轰轰!

yizhenyinqinghongmingsheng,youyuanjijin。

shunjianxiyinlesuoyourendemuguang。

yidaochihongsecheying,guoxiezhefengshenghecierdeluntaimocadimiandejianxiaosheng,wenwenditingzaitamendemianqian。

zengliangderongyanhongcheqizaichenguangxiafanshechulingrenxuanmudeguangmang。

baoshijie911gt3rs!

zhenggezhandianshunjianyaquewusheng。

wangqiangzhangdadezuibawanglehelong,shoulideyandoudiaozailedishang。

suoyourendoubeizheituruqilaidededingjipaochezhenshezhule。

jiandaomenxiangshangyouyayangqi。

yizhicaizhejingzhishuijinggaogenxie,xiantiaowanmeiderutongyishupindebaixiyuzulvxiantachu。

jinjiezhe,yidaogaotiaomanmiaodeshenyingcongjiashizuozhongtanshenerchu。

wuheirupudezhangfasuifengqingyang。

yishenmibaisesenxizhangqun,goulechusherenxinpodequxian。

kuandademojingzhezhuletadabanzhanglian,quezhebuzhuneijingzhiwanmeidexiahexian。

yijizhoushensanfachudeneizhongqinglengguaodeqiangdaqichang。

死寂!

绝对的死寂!

fujinwulunnannvlaoshao,douxiangbeishiledingshenzhou,mudengkoudaidikanzhezheiweituranchuangrutamenshixiandejueseyouwu。

tagaogenxiecaizaishuinidishangfachuqingcuidedadasheng。

zhaixiamojing,luchuyishuangqingchedongrendemouzi。

muqingyuemuguangjingzhundiluozailixiangyangshenshang。

hongchunqingqi,qingcuiyueerdeshengyindaizheyixiebunaifan,dapolezheipianjijing。

“lixiangyang,wobushishuolejintiangenwohuijiajianyeyema?zenmehailaisongwaimai?”