《hanqiyexiuse：xianggongchilezheiwanruanfan》shizhaixingzuixinxiedeyibengudaiyanqingfenggedexiaoshuo，zhujiaoluozhenlilidan，qingjieyinrenrusheng，feichangtuijian。zhuyaojiangdeshi：lilidanmeiyouxiangdaozijihuichuanyue，erqiehaishibeicandechuanyuedaoyigeshengminglangjie、choumingyuanyangdeqisipojia、yuniangjiafanmudeerjianvshenshang！zhangfushuaiqigaoleng，danshililidanshishei，rennijiushizuobingshanyenengrangnibianchengerha！“guai，zheihuiwochidingnile！”chushiweijiezhangfujiubeizhuazoule，“biepao，wohuizhaodaonide！”daizhemengwayilushachengshangyejutou，“guannishishei，nijiuzhinengyouwo......
lilidangancuibagaitoudoujiexialai。
yanqianzhanzheyigeyuemosiwusuidexiaonanhai，tashuzheshuangjitongzitou，yuanyuandexiaolianbaipang，cikezhengwaizhetouzhengzhedadadeyanjinghaoqidikanzhelilidan。
“你说什么？”
lilidanganggangyouxiezhenjing，bingmeiyoutingqingchutawenleshenme。
“nishiwodiediequdexinniangzima？”
xiaohaiwuyiweililidanzaixunchita，likewanghousuolesuo，shengyinyechenglewenzijiao。
cunlidedarengaosuta，tadiequdexinnianghenxiong，huidaxiaohai，tahuranyouxiehaipa。
什么情况？后妈？
tazaojiucaidaozheigeliehuyidingyouwenti，meixiangdaobushiyayebushilong，ershiyijingyouerzile！
lilidanbuzhidaozijigaikuhaishigaixiao。
yougehaizi，qimazhengmingleliuxipobingmeiyoujitapeiminghunbushi？
tapingfulexiaxinqing，dunlexialaikanzhezheigehaoqibaobao，roushengwendao：“xiaopengyou，gaosuwonijiaoshenmemingzi？”
“wojiaoxiaoli，wodediedieshizheilideliehu，woshidiediedaliedeshihoujiandaode。”
lilidandeshengyinyiwenrouqilai，xiaolibianmeiyougangcaineimehaipale。
takanzheyanqiandunzhegentajianghuadexinniangzi，haoxiangmeiyoutamenshuodeneimexiong，hekuangtaneimepiaoliang......
原来是捡来的孩子。
lilidanxinliyouleshu，kanlaizheigeliehuhaishigeshanren，yinggaibuhuiqifuziji。
“zenmemeijiandaonidiedieni，taqunaleya？”
lilidankandaozheigexiaohaifenfennennendeshizaishikeai，renzhuleqiataliandechongdong，zaiyiciqingshengwendao。
“diediequdaliele，wodiediekelihaileni，tashiquancunzuilihaideren......”
yishuoqitadie，zheigexiaohaijiutaotaobujueqilai，duanxiaodegebohaixuezhedaliedezhaoshihuiwuqilai。
lilidanjuedetashizaikeai，jiuxiangshixiaoshihoukandedonghuapianshaonianyingxiongxiaonazhayiyang。
“咕噜噜~”
shuodaodaliexiaoliduzijiuele，molemoduzibielebiezui，“haoeya。”
“woyehaoeya，jialiyouchidema？”lilidanyexuetamomoduzibiebiezui。
“jialidechishidouzaichufangle，danshiwobuhuizuo。”
xiaolikantagenzijiyiyang，wangjilezijideduzie，xiaokaile。
“nidaiwoquchufang，wojinizuochide。”
lilidankanzhetazheiyangyechaoxiangxiao，danshiyaorenzhe。
xianranyijingjieshoulezijichuanyuediyitianzuohoumadeshi，danshihaishiyaojinchiyidian。
pingbaijianleyigezheimekeaidehaizi，bukui！
“zhendema！niangqinninzhendejiwozuohaochidema！”
xiaohaizijiushixiaohaizi，yitingdaoyoudongxichile，kaixindehuobengluantiaoqilai。
xiaohaidaizhetadaolechufang，yikandaochufanglilidanjingdaile。
zhidaojialiqiong，danshizheiyetaiqiongleba，zheigechufangjiuyigezaotaiyikouguo，yibaxiujibanbandecaidao，migangjiandi，shicaiyeshaodekelian。
guoran，tahaishijialegehenqiongdezhangfu......
lilidantanleyikouqi，dazhikanlekankeyiyongdeshicai，xinlijiuyoulegexiaoshipu。
tanaqijinshengdejigefanshu，xijingqiekuai，fangzaiyipang。
maliudeqihuoshaoshui，zhaochuzhenglong，fangshangfanshu。
buyihuierfanshuxiangweijiuchulaile，xiaolisuiranguaiqiaodezaimenkouzuozhe，danshihaishizhibuzhudeyankoushui，“wa！haoxiangya！”
xiaolideduzi“gudugudu”jiaodegengjiahuankuaiqilai。
“hahaha，zaidengdengmashangjiuhao。”
lilidantingdaoleneizhenshengyin，buyoudexiaochulesheng。
“niangqinbuzhunxiao！wozheishitaielema~”
“haole！keyichile，nizijichihaishiwobangnichuiliang？”lilidanduanchufanshu，fangzaixiaolimianqian。
xiaolitunlekoukoushui，“wozijichi！”
taxunsunaqiyixiaoge，haimeilaidejichui，jiutangsongshoule。
“hahaha，nizhendeshitaikeaile，chuiliangzaichi。”
neishuangcongyikaishijiuxiangnieliandandemozhua，zhongyushenchu，jingzhundeniezhulexiaohaideliandan。
“niangqin~”xiaolitiantiandesajiao。
“hahaha，kuaichiba。”lilidanmolemotadenaodai，xiaole。
xiaolizaiyerenbuzhule，dakoudakouchiqilai。
zuilidefanshuhaimeitunni，jiuhuizhexiaoquantoushuo：“niangqinnizhenhao！cunkouergouzijiushipianrende，shuoniangqinlailejiumeiwohaoguozichi！tajiushigepianzi，woyaoqugentashuo！woniangqintebiehao！”
niangqinbujinbudata，haijitazuohaochide，shigehaoren！
“niangqinniangqin，zheigetaihaochile！”
“xihuanchiniangqinmingtianhaijinizhu！”
“haoyahaoya！womingtianhaiyaochi！”
jiuzaizheishi，wuwaihuranxiangqijiaobusheng。
lilidanchayidihuitoukanqu，zhijianyigegaodadenanzishenyingtizhedongxijiujinlaile。
“爹爹！”
lilidanhaimeiyoufanyingguolai，qianyimiaozuozaishenpangdeneigexiaopihaijiubujianle，tabaozhulenanzidetui，“diediebao。”
nanzishunshibahaizibaoleqilai。
suiranniguangkanbuqinglian，danshikanzheitingbadeshenxing，jishishiqiongyeqiongdeyouqishi。
lilidanganjuedao，zheigenanzishenshangyouyizhongmomingderangrenxiangyaofushouchengchendeqichang。
“diediedexinniangzihenhaokan，duixiaolihenhao，xiaolielehaijixiaolizuolezhenghongshu，kehaochileni，bidiediezuodexiang。”
xiaolikaixindegendiediehuibaoqingkuang。
“哦？”
guangyingxiezhangzhong，nanzizhuanguoshen，neishuangchenjingshensuidemouziluozaililidanshenshang，lilidandunshilengzhule。
lengjiaofenmingdelian，gaotingdebiliang，neishuangjiaorenshebudezhuankaishixiandeyanjing......
zheishitaxiangxiangzhongneigeyouqiongyouyouyinjideliehuma？
“zheiyetaihaokanleba！”
lilidantuifanlezhiqianzijidesuoyoujiaxiang，zheijiushiyigejipinmeinan！
jiajitajueduibukuideneizhong！
luozhenmilemiyan，daliangyanqiandelilidan。
zhangdedaoshizhenrufangjiansuoshuodemeimao，jiaotayiwaideshi，tabingbuxiangcunlichuanyanneimebukan，touyitiandaojiali，jingranjiurangxiaolirucixihuanta......
shitazhuanlexing，haishizaiyanxi？
luozhenshangweiyoudaan，huailidexiaoliyijingannabuzhule，“diediediedie，kuaifangwoxialai，rangxiaolikankannilieleshenmehaodongxi！”
lilidantingdaoxiaolidehua，muguangyixiangtashoushanglinzhededongxi。
sanzhigezi，liangzhiyetu，beishanghaibeizheyikuangcaoyaoyiyangdedongxi。
kanlaixiaolimeiyoupianren，taqueshishigechusedeliehu，yicinengliedaozheimeduodongxi。
lilidanshenganzijidexingmingyoubaozhangle，qimayourouchi，buhuiesiduibudui？
“niangqinniangqin，wodediediehenlihaiba！wodediedieshiquancunzuilihaideren！niangqinnizhidaoma，diediezuotianyedalehenduoni！diedieta。。。”
zheigexiaopihaiyoukaishitangsengnianjingyiyang，taotaobujuedijiangtayingyongshenwudediedefenggongweiji。
lilidanzuijiaobujingyiluchuleweixiao。
“diediediedie，kuailaikuailai，zuoxiachiniangqinzhudefanshuba，kehaochileni！”
xiaolilazheluozhenjiuzuoxia。
“xiaoliele，wokandaojialiyoufanshu，jiuzizuozhuzhangdezhule，ni，buhuijieyiba。”
lilidankandaotayingjundexinhunzhangfuduizhezhuoshangdefancaifadai，pazijidezizuozhuzhangzaidiyitianjiurenulezheigenanren。
yishifumu，juebunengdezui，zheidianzizhizhimingtahaishiyoude！
“没事。”
luozhenkanletayiyan，mianwubiaoqingdebiaodatadebujieyi。
tazhishiyouxiejingya，zheigenvrenyuanlaihaishihuizhufande，chuanwenzhongtashishenmedoubuhuizuode。
tadeyishifumumaosiyoudiangaolenga......
lilidanbielebiezui，bingbuqinei，dengfuziliangchihaole，tamalidiqishenshoushiwankuai，yebuzhidaoshibushiyinweiyitianjinbengdezhuangtaiturandedaoshuhuan，zuotiankedaodetouturanyinyinzuotong。
tajiaoxiayiqing，zhenggerenwaidaoxiaqu——
“娘亲！”
xiaolishuangshouwuyanjinghu，luozhenyanjishoukuaidejiezhuleta，meijitayudadilaiyiciqinmijiechudejihui。
“还没天黑。”
tasixiaofeixiaodilailezheimeyiju。
什么天黑不天黑的？
lilidanyoudianmeng，lengleyihuiercailinghuiluozhendeyisi，shunjianliansebaohong！
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