“tingshuomei？lijiasiyatouyouyaochujiale！”
yidazao，xipolingzheyidingxiaoxiaohuajiaolaidaojianloudemuwuqian，hulalajiuweileyiqunkanke。
“lijiasiyatou？jiushineigebacailaotaihecailinhuohuoqisidexiaoguafu？wodema，zheizhonghuosehaijiadechuqu？”
“zenmejiabuchuqu？cunxitouneigeyinzheliandeliehufanzhengyequbudaoxifuer，kebujiuzhinengqutame......”
“hahahahahahahahaha。”
一群人笑开了。
lilidanzuozaiwunei，tingzhezheixiexianyansuiyu，tazuozaichuangbianfanlegebaiyan，lizhiqizhuang——
tamenshuodeshiyuanzhuyoubushita，youmaohaoxiukuide？
takeshixiandaishangyejutoujiadedaxiaojie，meixiangdaozijiafeijishishiyichaochuanyue，haichuanchenglegeerjiadecaobao。
tazhiyongyiwanshangjiulengjinglexialai，shenshiyuanzhudeqianbansheng，zheigecaobaochulehaokanxiezhiwai，zhendeshiyiwushichu。
yebuzhidaonaozilizhuangdeshishenme，yinweishunlierjiataigaoxing，zaihebianxiyishangdeshihoutiaoqiwulaibazijishuaisile，lilidanjiuzheimechuanlaile。
“wodezuzong，zheidoushenmeshichenle，nizenmehaishizheifuyangzi！”
feipangdexipochuanyishenanhongdeyiqun，toushanghaidaizhexiangzhengxiqingdedahonghua，tadabuzoushanglaibalilidanladaotongjingqian，yibianshuoshoushangwanfadedongzuodaoshiyidianmeiluoxia。
“yemeigeniangjiarenlai，haihaojintianwozaodiandaole。”
“dekuiniyuanbenjiuzhangdeqingxiu，shilibaxianghaizhenmeiyoushenmerennengbinigenghaokande，shaoweidabandabanjiuzugoule。”
“burancuoguolejishi，youdeguailaoshenlaiwanle......”
xipoluoluosuosuoleyitong，lilidanyuetingyuewunai。
zheigechunhuoyaobushiyinweixiaozhangbahubapojiaqisi，youzeixinbusixianggaijia，qideniangjiagentaduanjueleguanxi，zenmehuimeiyougeniangjiarenlaijitashoushidaban？
“yaoshuodaonizheigezhangfu，biekantashiliehuchusheng，danshizhangdekeshiyibiaorencaia。zheimeyimenhaoqinshi，nikebiexiangyiqianyiyangzuoyaole！”
“xiexieninleliuxipo。”
lilidanzuishangdaozhexie，qishixinliyigezidoubuxin。
yaoshizhenyouneimehao，hailundedaozheigexiongdawunaoqieerhundetama？
zheigeliehukendingyoumaobing，kenengchoudexiangsancundingwudalang，haiyoukenengshigeyabahuozhelongzi......
buguoxingshibirenqiang，tabudebujia。
meiyouniangjiashouliu，yuanzhuyoubazijijinyoudeliangyangshoushidoujileliuxiporangtacaochierjiazhishi，xianzaitashenshangqiongdeyigetongbandoumeiyou。
buguaiguaichujianandaodengzheesi？
shijieshixiao，esishida，buguantachuandaonali，xianhuomingzaishuo！
yankanzheijiushoushidechabuduole，xiponaqiyipangdehonggaitoujitagaishang。
“jishidaole，zouba。”
liuxipoqianqililidandeshou，wangmenkoudejiaozilizou。
......
meizouduojiu，jiaozitingzaileyigejianloudezhulibayuanmenqian。
liuxipobataqianxiajiaozi，dairuxinfang，zhenggeguochenglenglengqingqing，nanfangjiameiyoubangeqinpenghaoyoudaochang，shenzhilianxinlangguandoubuzai。
yekuiliuxiponeizhanglaoliangouhou，tahaianchangguizhufulelilidanjijuhaohaoshenghuozhileidehua，zheicaidaizhelianggejiaofulikai。
“zheinaxiangerhuna，jianzhixiangminghun......”
lilidanyigerenzuozaichuangbian，xinliyouxiehaipa。
zheigeliuxiposhouleyuanzhudeliangjianhaoshoushi，yinggaibuzhiyusangxinbingkuangdaobatapeileminghunba？！
tashitujiekaigaitoukankan，youpazheibuhelishudejudongyindezijidefujiabuman，bijingneishitaxianzaiweiyinengyikaodeyishifumu，tajuebunengdezui。
shijianyidiandianguoqu，chuangwaideriyingjianjianxiyi，lilidanconggaitoudixiayanzhengzhengkanzheriyingcongzijideshuangzudezuobianyidaoyoubian。
zuihou，neiriyingchedixiaoshile，gaitoudixiadeshiyeyuefahunan。
lilidanjuedezijifangfozaichuangqianzuoleyigeshiji，taxiangqizijiqianshikanguodechuanyuexiaoshuo。
chuanyuejiuchuanyue，renjiayichuanyuebushigongzhujiushiwangfei，zijizenmehuichuanyuedaozheiyangdecaobaoshenshang？
meiquanmeishi，diebutengniangbuai，haiyaojiagebuzhidaoyoushenmemaobingdeliehu......
zhei**dixiadechuangyeyingdelihai，bizuotianzaixiaomuwuxinglaideneizhangchuanghaiying，kejianzheiliehuderiziyebufuzu。
lilidanxinzhongyuelaiyuetante。
turan，tatingdaoleyizhenhenqingdejiaobusheng，xiangshigehaizi。
“嘻嘻。”
haizioujiesidexiaoshoudiaopidijiekaitadegaitouyijiao，luchuyizhangdaizheyingerfeidexiaolian，“nijiushiwodiediexinqudexinniangzima？”