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小说简介

heishenhua：sheiqifuwukong，dashijiewoxianlezheitian！zheishimuqiankandezuihaokandeyibenxiaoshuole，juqingfeichangdexinying，meiyouneimeqianpianyilv，feichanghaokan。jingcaineirongtuijian：yanwulinglijiniutouqukanqueqiaojiantadesishimeijingbeirenzhanduanshuangzhang，benmingfaqilanyaozheduan，qinhuirenwang！jinjiezhebianqiaojiantaneiqinlaopo……

精彩章节

【mianzeshengming：daojiachongshangnannvpingdeng，bingwushijiedaogudenggainian，benzuoyinjuqinganpaiyouzhuduoxiugai，qingdajiayouxujicunnaozi，qiqitidajiafangzaishuiliandongneimianfeibaocun。】

lingtaifangcunshan，xieyuesanxingdong。

cishizhengzhilongdong，tianhandidong，gangxiaguoyichangdaxue，rumujieshiyipiandebai。

zaiyuanzijiaoluochu，chuanzhehongsedoupengdeshaonvshuangshouquanzaichunqian，hechuleyituanbaiqi，yishuangmingyantaohuayanmubuzhuanjingdidingzheyanqianjigenmutoudachudekaohuodui，huomiaotianshizhemutoufachuqingcuide【pipa】sheng，yigetongtifanhongdehongshuzaihuozhongyefanchuyingguangseze，yourendehen。

“dashijie！”yigetongzideshengyinzishaonvshenhouchuanlai，jinjiezhebianshizaicaitajixuechuanlaidejiaobusheng：“nizenmezaizheikaohuoni？wuliyaonuanhededuoa！”

xirisanxingdongzuiqinmiandewuzibeidashijieweixinmosuokun，qinianqiandabingyichangzhihou，juranxingqingdabianchenglexianzaizheifuhuangtangyangzi，zaokewanxiudoubuqule，bushiwozaifangjianlikanhuabenzi，jiushiqugegetongmenchuchakedahun，shuoxiesheidoutingbudongdehua。

yeyourenqingshiguoshifu，keshifushuozheishidashijiefangxiazhinianle，shihaoshi，youtaquba。

tingjianshifuzheiyangshuo，dajiayejiuyouzhedashijiequle，zhishimeimeitiqihaishijuedeshifenwanxi。

这真的是好事吗？

xiaotongzibuqueding，tarumenyebuguoliangnian，shixianrujinsanxingdongzuixiaodeshidi，haiyouxuduoshiqingmeiyoucantou。

dengdaotongzizoujinzhihouxiaoqiaodebijiandongledong，yanjingyiliang：“kaodigua！”

wenzhexiangwei，talijipudaoshaonvshenbian，yanjingwangzheneicuhuomiaoyanzhongdehongshumanshikewang，erhouyouhaosifaxianleshenmedengyuanleshuangyan：“dashijie！zheibushisanshixiongneiyifangxiantianlimianhaoshiduoniancaijingxinzhongchulaidemanaoxianshuma？tingwenchiyikoukeshengjinhuoxuepigushiri，chibangekewenyangxuemaijiebaidu，zhei……sanshixiongkebaobeidehena！”

“husansui，niweibaheerduoluchulaile。”yanwulingpieleyipangbeixiangweigouzheluchuyuanxingdexiaoshidi，wunaiditanleyikouqi：“suisuia，nishuonixueyibujing，xinxingbuding，shengaobudaoyimiwu，xiaoshuonanzhudebiaozhunpeizhinishiyiyangdoumeiaizhe！

dengyihouzhennvzhuxiaoshimeilaile，niyegenwoyiyangdoushigepaohuideming。

yuqixianzaifangzhezheige，pazheneigede，haiburushaleyitiansuanyitian！

吃烤地瓜吗？”

shuozhehua，yanwulingyongmugunerjianghuolidemanaoxianshubalachulai。

juanshenmejuan，youshenmehaojuande。

shangbeizitadaoshijuanle，shenmetihaizhanshu，shenmekafeixuming，tongtonggaoshang，haoburongyinadaoleqingbeiluqutongzhishu，haibushibeiyiliangkachesongwangxiuxianjie？yidaijiushiqinian！

xinghaozheisanxingdongdeshidimeimenduitaduojiaguanzhao，chuchubaorong，tazheixianyuderizi，bushiqusanshidineinadianxianguodayaji，jiushiqusishimeineilitingtingquer，zaibujihaiyouliushidiyanfadegezhongxiaowanyier……sichuhuangyouzhe，tazheiriziguodedaoyeshutan。

yilikaihuomiao，neihongshudeyingguangsebianxiaoshile，zhizailiekaidehongseshupizhongluchujinhuangsedeshurou，xiangweinongyu。

“dashijie，niyouzaishuoxiaohutingbudongdehuale！”husansuiyongshouwuzheerduo，youyongliniuzheyaohuangzhexiaopigu，jiangweibaheerduotongshishoulehuiqu：“zheimanaoxianshuwoshibuganchide，dashijie，woyequanniyiju，haohaoxiuliancaishizhengtu。”

“xiulian？xiulianyoushenmeyong？yueshinulijieguoyuecan，bushibeinanzhujitianjiushiqujinvzhudanghunqi，zheidashijiekeshigaoweizhiye！”yanwulingyaozhetouyibianhuhuchuizheqi，yibianzuoyoushoujiaotizhenaqineikaodigua，zuilihaibushidunangzhe：“tang！tang！”

husansuihaixiangshuoxieshenme，jiubeiyishenggaohudaduan：“laile！men！menwailaile、menwailaile！”

jinjiezhebianshiduorenjiaobutaguojixuechuanlailingluandegazhishengxiang。

“fashengheshile？zenmeshixiongmenhuirucihuangzhangchaonao？”

“zheizhenzhang？”yanwulingweiweicumei：“nanbuchengshinvzhulaile？zou！kanrenaoqu！”

yanwulingyongjiaotilejixiapangbiandexue，pumielehuo，jiulinzhehusansuideyilingwangwaimenzouqu。

zoudaomenkoushiyijingyoubushaochuanzhezhengqidewaimendiziyijingweizaineilile，qiaojianyanwulinglailebianzijuerangkaileyitiaolu：“dashijie。”

“ng。”dangzhewaimendizidemian，yanwulinghaishinengzhuangyizhuangyangzide，tajingzhichuanguorenqunzoudaolemenkou，yiyanjiuqiaojianyizhibeidongdesesefadoudexiaohouzi。

kanjianzheihouzi，yanwulingyeshiyileng。

zenmeshizhihouer？xiaoshimeini？nvzhuni！

xinlisuishiyihuo，yanwulingmianshangqueweibiaolu，zhidunxiashenziwenleyiju：“zheixiaohouzinalaide？”

“ta、tashuo、tashuotashicongdong、dongshengshenzhou，cheng、chengmufapohaierlai。”zhiqianyaohedewaimendizishigedasangmendekouchi，yijuhuashuodefeijing：“shuo、shuoshiweile，qiu、qiu……”

“qiudaozhangsheng！”yanwulingjiezheneidizidehuashuoxiaqu，naoziliwengdiyisheng。

yigexiangfahongdizainaozizhongzhakai，zhenxiangyesuizhiduidaotademianqian：wocao，wozenmechuanxiyoulaile？！

zaicizhiqianzhangdaqinian，yanwulingyizhiyiweizijichuandeshixiuxianwen，zuoedunvpeidashijielaizhe。

可这会儿……

lingtaifangcunshan，xieyuesanxingdong。

dongshengshenzhou，qiudaozhangshengdehouzi。

zheimejigezhongbangxiansuofangzaimianqian，yanwulingzhongyufanyingguolai。

zheishi，yizhizhanzhanweiweidexiaomaoshouzhuazhuleyanwulingdehongsedoupeng，yanwulingditouqukan，zhenghaoduishangyishuangshuiwangwangdedayanjing，lingqiaodebijiandongledongxiangshiwendaoleyanwulingzangzaidoupengxiadexianshuxiangwei。

yanwulingmuguangweidong，jiangmanaoxianshuyifenweier，dijilexiaohouzi：“chiba。”

youlengyouedexiaohouziqiaojiandidaoyanqiandebangehongshulijishuangshoujieguolangtunhuyanqilai，henkuaijiuchiguangleshouzhongdekaodigua，zhihouhairenmorenyangdishuangshoubaoquanduizheyanwulingjuleyigong：“xiexiexiangu。”

qiaojianzheiyimu，yanwulingganjuezijidexindoukuaibeizheixiaohouerjitianhuale，wenchuxinzhongyihuo：“nishicongdongshengshenzhouyuanduerlai？”

“shidexiangu。”xiaohouernianjiyifanzhienduiyanwulingshiyouwenbida：“wonaidongshengshenzhouaolaiguohuaguoshanshangyixianshiersheng，telaibaishiqiuyi！”

yaxiaxindidezhenjing，yanwulinghaixiangzaijinyibuquedingyixia。

taqusanlewaimendizi，jingzhijiangxiaohouerdaidaolexuputizushimianqian，jiangleyixiahouerdelaili。

xuputizushizhengzaipinmingguanqi，tingjianyanwulingdehuazhihoutacaihuanhuantaitou，fangxiachabeikanxianglexiaohou：“nisuiranxiangren，quebirenshaosai，daoxianggehusun，jiranniwumingwuxing，wobiancinisunxing，wuzibei，famingwukong！”

“woyoumingzila！woyoumingzila！”xiaohouerxingfendeshangcuanxiatiao，molecaiyouxiangshixiangqishenmesideshuangshouheshi，laoshiguibaizaixuputizushimianqian：“duoxieshifu。”

xushiqiaozhexiaohouerkeai，xuputizushiyejiuweidiluchuleyimoxiaorong，taishoufuguochuizaixiongqiandebaisezhangxu，zhihoucaizaidukaikou：“jiriqiniyuzhongshixiongshijiemenxueyanyulimao，jiangjinglundao，xizifenxiang，meiriruci，xianshibianqusaodichuchen，jiuqu……”

xuputisihuzaisisuojiangwukonghuafendaonayikuaierqu。

yanwulingjianzhuangmeimouyizhuantiyishuo：“shifu，zangshuloushigequchu，saodichuchen，zhenglishuji，suirankumenlexie，danyougujizuobanyenengmoyimotadexinxing。”

“就去那吧。”

“duoxieshifu。”yanwulingzaiputuanshangguibaidaoxie，yipangdekongkongyouyangxueyang。

xuputilaozuhuanxiaotongdaiwukongqulingdaopaoanpaishisu，dairenzouhou，xuputilaozumiandaiqianxiao，muguangluozaiyanwulingshenshang，jiuyijingkanpotasuoyoudexinsile：“nidaoshititaxunlegehaoquchu。”

yanwulingyezhidaozijishibukenengmandezhuxuputilaozude。

xuputilaozushishenmeren，bushengbumieyutianditongshou。

yushi，yanwulingdadafangfangdikoushoushuoleyiju：“duoxieshifuchengquan。”

xuputilaozujianzhuangzhanglezhangzui，sihuxiangshuoxieshenme，danzuihouhaishijiangmouseyichen，baneixiehuazhongxinyanhuileduzili，zuihouyezhishuoleyiju：“yinyuanjihuiziyoudingshu，danyuantayouchaoyirinengzhixiaonidekuxin。”

huayinluoxiahou，xuputilaozuyouchensipiankecaijiangmuguangzaiduluozaiyanwulingshenshangwenxun：“nideshentikehaiyoushenmebushizhichu？”

“yijingmeishenmedaaile，duoxieshifuguanian。”

“zheimeduonian，niyizhishouxinmosuokun，zhimiwendaozhangsheng，yousichengjiyaoshiwuyi，rujinnengxiangkaiyeshihaoshi，suirongmaogulingyiyezhijianzhonghuishiliuqisuihouzaiwubianhua，dannirengyaobukewangjizijideshenfen，zuoweixieyuesanxingdongdedashijie，niyinggaikejifuli，zuohaoshidimeimendebangyang，qiemojuandai，wanbukezaiqutounishididemanaoxianshukaolaichi。”

他都闻见味儿了！

还挺香。