tingzhezheihua，yanwulingmeitouweicu，tingzhehaiguaiherende：“ruowojujueni？”
duifanghexiaoyishenghaositingdaoleshenmekexiaodeshiqing：“yanwuling，qinianyiguo，nizaojiucuoguonenghuiqudejihuile。”
yejiushishuo，tameidexuanle。
yanwulingzaixinlianmayisheng【laoyinbi】，quedingtayijinghuibuqulecailumian，suanzhunleshiyaobatawangzheiweiyideyitiaoxianlushangbi！
“xixingliangjieshizhutianshenfoyiqijuedingdeshiqing，niyaowozheigedangleshibanianfanren，qinianxianyuderenlaigaibian？”yanwulingfaxianrenzaiwuyuzhijideshihou，yuanlaizhendeshihuixiaochushengde：“niyaobuyaotingtingnizijizaishuoshenme？
wolaizheiliqinian！zuzuqinian！
nidanfanzaojiwodiananshi，woyebuzhiyuhuangtangduribailangfeiqinianhaoguangjing！
xianzaituranchuxianjiugaosuworangwoqugaibianxixingliangjie？nizaburangwoquzhuatangseng？nizaburangwozhijiedashangtianting，tapinglingshan？！”
“niruoyouzheigebenshi，yeke。”
“haoa。”yanwulingshenchuyoushoutankaizhangxin：“jiwobenshiba！”budengduifangjiehua，yanwulingjixushuo：“biegaosuwonishadoubuzhunbeiji，guangzhiwangwoyoushizijishang？”
“zheiqinianshijianniderongmaocongweiyouguogaibian，zheiyijingshiwozaizhuni！”
“niyoubingba？kaolianruoshinenggaixixingliangjie？nizenmebuquzhaobaigujing！xiangyaoshenmelianpihuayizhangjiushile！”
neimeduofabaogongfakeyiji，pianpianjilegezuimeiyongde！zenme，shixiangyaotaaosirulaima？
搞笑呢？
duifangsihuyemeixiangguojingranyourengangenzijizheiyangshuohua，genglehaoyihuiercaijixushuo：“zheiqinianshijianwoyijinggaibianlenidetizhi，zhongsulenidegenji，tanxinxiaotong！”
zheihuazaiyanwulingerduoliwuyiyushiyiju：wojinijiaqiangguole，fangxindadandequsongrentouba！
jianyanwulingbuweisuodong，duifangyeyouxiebukezhixin：“nikeyibuchibuhebuxiuxi，tianzizhuojueshijianshaoyou，haibuzhizu？”
“wa……haoyigexinnengyuanyongdongji！dayidouhaimeibaodaoni，zhijietiqianburushehuichengniumale，buchibuhebuxiuxi！wobiniumahainiuma！”yanwulingchixiaoleyishengshuangbeihuanxiong：“youdongxijidongxi，younenglijinengli，qitademiantan！”
“wuzhixiaotong！nimeidexuan！”
zheishengyinyiluoxia，bianqiaojianyunduanfengxijiantianleigungun，qishihairen。
“niyemeidexuan！”yanwulingshuangshouwoquan，yangmiankanxiangtiankongyunduan。
tazaidu，duduifangxuanzhongzijijuefeiouran，yebukenengzaiyoujihuizhongxinxuanren。
ruofeiruci，yebuzhiyuqinianzhijianbushengbuxiang。
shuobuding，duifangbitahaipashu！
shishizhengming，yanwulingxuanduile。
云端雷声渐小。
moleduifangzhangchuyikouqi，tanleyiju：“bale，wochuanniliangyanggongfa，sanjianfaqi。”
“wukongbaishiqiniandazasannianxueji，jiaqilaiyebuguoshinianguangyin，liangyanggongfasanjianfaqi，jiusuanwoquanbuzhangwolianhua，ninengbaozhengwojueduibuhuibeizhutianshenfofaxiandashama？weibaoxixingliangjieshunlifasheng，tamenkeshenmedouzuodechulai！”yanwulingnachuzaicaishichangmaicaizuihouzaiyaobacongdebenshitaojiahaijia：“zaijidianshizaide！”
“tanxin……”duifangtanleyikouqi：“zhendaoleweijiguantou，wohuijiunisanci，sancizhihoujiukannigerendezaohuale！”jianyanwulinghaiyaokaikou，duifanglishengdaduan：“qiemozaitandewuyan！”
“ze！nei……”yanwulingpielepiezuijiao，zhengxiangzaiwenxiegenxixingliangjieyouguandeshiqing，queyouyizhenfengpumianerlai，jiangzijilingkongjuanqi：“niyade！wanbuqi！！！”
tiankongshenchuchuanlailianggezi：“hehe。”
zheibian，xuputilaozubaozhehunmideyanwulingjinlefang，zailuguoyimianyujingshangbianqiaojianyigedaoying。
tadehuailizhengqizheyitiaochishe。
“ai……”xuputilaozuyaoleyaotou，youditoukanxiangzijidedizi，meitoujinsuo。
shifubushihuo，shihuoduobuguo。
zhishi……zendeturanjiupofengle？
ruobeimantianshenfozhixiaozheiwanlietuerdecunzai，payoushiyichangshenglingtutana！
“tuer，bieguaiweishihenxinfengnichuancheng，zhishihaitongbaojin，renjiemogui，nizheinengliweishizhinengbangnizaicifengyinqilaile。”xuputilaozuzhijianqingdian，yanwulingdeeqianbianfuxianyigejinsetuteng，laozukouzhongnianci，zheibenyinggaiyinqudetutengzaizhenzhanhoufanergengqingxidefuxian。
fanshizhilijiangxuputilaozudezhijiandankai，talianmangqiazhiyisuan，meitoujinsuo：“jiranfengbule，neizhinengrucile！”
xuputilaozuwangzhehunshuizhongdeyanwuling，huileyixiafuchen，zhongxindaleyigezhouxiaqu，yinquyanwulingdemingge，zheibanjibianshirulaiqinlinyesuanbuchushenme。
zheishitingwenmenwaiyoujiaobushenglinjin，xisuixiaoxin。
xuputilaozuhuanleyisheng：“wukong。”
“shifu。”chuanzhedaopaodesunwukongzimenwaixiaoxinjinlai：“wotingwendashijieyundaole，shifu，dashijietameishiba？”
“wushi，nibubidanxin。”xuputilaozuhuayingangyiluoxia，yanwulingbianganjuezijibeineizhenfengpaolechuqu，tamengdizhengkaileyanjing，zuoleqilai。
“dashijie！”yiqiaojianyanwulingzaitashangxinglai，wukongyegubushangxinxuedelijie，cengyixiajiuchongdaoletaqian，yanzhongmanshidanyou：“dashijie，dashijienitongbutong？”
“kongkong？”yanwulingkanzheyanqianmanlianjiaojishensedekongkong，naozilihuanghuanghuhuyoufuxianchuneiyituibaidegumiao，pumiandesiqi，zhengyushuoshenmequefaxianzijibeixialejinshengzhou，fabuchuyisishengyin。
“wukong，nidashijiexuyaojingyangpianke，nizanqiexianquzangshulouzhenglishuji，wandiantahuiqukannide。”xuputilaozufahuale，wukongzhinengzhaozuo，gongjingxinglizhihousanbuyihuitoudezoule。
qiaozhezheiyangdehouer，yanwulingshizaiburenxintaluoruneiyangdexiachang，dengwukongzouhoutayoufaxianzijinengshuohuale：“shifu！woganggang……”
xuputilaozudaduanleyanwulingdehua：“jinrizhishi，bukeduiwairentoulubanfen，fouzekongjiangtianqian，jieshipashilianweishidoubaobuzhuni。”
tingjianzheihua，yanwulingzhijuedeyizhenhoupa，mengzhongyundingzhishangderenjiujingshisheitashangbuzhixiao，keyanqianzhongzhongqueshizhenshicunzaide。
jihuizhiyouyici，tameidexuan，baibieshifuzhihou，yanwulingdiyishijianganwangzangshulouxunzhaowukong。
daiyanwulinglikaizhihou，xuputilaozuwangzheyanwulingdebeiyingyaotoutanxi：“wozheikumingdetuera……”
cishidewukong，renzaizangshulousaodichuchen，kezheixinquehailiuzaiyanwulingshenbian，meinengshouhui，duocichucuohaibeizangshulouguanshizhongzhongqiaolenaodai，rangtaquzhenglishujibuyaotianluan，jieguotashujifangdediandaowuxu，youbeizefaqiaodalehoutou，zaikanshudeshixiongmenmianqiannaolexiaohua。
wukongzhengweiquzheni，jiucongzhifengzhongqiaojianlejinmendeyanwuling，talianmangchongdaoyanwulingshenbian：“dashijie！”
“zangshulounei，jinzhixuanhua！”zangshulouguanshihenhendenglewukongyiyan，jianhouzhelaoshidisuolesuojianbang，zheicaihengleyishengzhuanshenzouren。
wukongbeizangshulouguanshidadetouteng，zhijiangdashijielachulezangshulouyuqilimanshijinzhang：“dashijie，nimeishiba？haitengbutenglea？”
“kongkongbuyaodanxin，zhishinizheitou……”yanwulingqiaozhekongkongdetouhaoxiangzhongleyikuaier，zhiqianhaoxianghaimeizheiyanga。
“saodishibushenjianghuichenyangjinleshixiongmendeyanjingli，beizangshulouguanshizefa，tarangwoquzhenglizangshu，kekongkongbushizi，fangdediandaowuxuyoubeizefa。”kongkongchuixialetoubiaoqinghenshiwugu。
“nibushizi？”yanwulingyuanxiangzherangwukonglaizheizangshuloubianshijinshuiloutaixiandeyue，zousaodisengdeluziyebucuo，ketazenmedoumeixiangdaowukonghuibushizia！
rujinxieyuesanxingdongneishidimeimendeshenjiaxingmingkequanjituozaikongkongyihouerdeshenshang，jieguodiyibujiukazhule。
yanwulingmanfuqipanshunjianningjie，zuihouhuanhuantuchuyigezi：“liu。”
nanguaitazongjuedekongkongneishuangdayanjingkonglingqingche，chunjiezhiji，yuanshicongweibeizhishiwuranguoa！