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精彩章节

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“呃....”

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《运动员手册》。

manmanzouguoqujianqicezifankai，shangmianheranxiezhewuxingdazi。

【guize1：qingzaiqiangshengxiangqihoukaipao，yidankaishipaobu，qingwuhuitouhoukan。】

【guize2：qipaohou，zaitaiyangluoshanqian，buyaotingxiapaobu。】

【guize3：taiyangluoshanhouzhaodaoxiuxishi，danbuyaohexiuxishilideshui。】

【guize4：yongyuandaizaiguangmangzhixia。】

【guize5：shenweiyimingyundongyuan，zhengduodiyishinidemubiao，qingbuyaobeirenhecansaixuanshouchaoguo。】

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“yaopaobu...haibunengtingxia..zhei...”

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“weiyidechulu，jiushiqidaoguizeyihuoguizeershijiade。”

chenjiaoshouchensipianke，wunaiyitan，yaoleyaotou。

概率太低了。

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有人已经死了？！

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嘎吱——嘎吱——

汁水四溢！

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“他是怎么死的？”

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另外....

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taxingfendeyouxiangluandongle，benyiweishijianwugui，bucengxiangjinrulebiandiguiyideguizeguaitan！

这不是自助餐么？

天助我也！

吃不饱，我不走了！