“处子之身还在，怎么可能突然怀孕？”
“huaitailiangniandoumeiyouchusheng，zheiyidingshigeguaiwu，shiguitai，bixudadiao！”
“qiuhana，dieqiunidadiaotaba，nicaiershisui，nidemingshengkuaibeizheigeguaiwubaiguangle！”
“jintiannibubaguitaidale，wolinjiajiuburennizheigenver！”
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caozadezhengchaoshengruliushuibancongnaohaizhonglveguo，huanxinglezhengzaichenshuidelinzhangqing。
tayouxiemengbidezhengkaileyanjing，xiayishixiangyaohuxi，quefaxianzijixiruleyidatannianchoudeyeti。
huangusizhou，rumuzhichumanshiheian。
wozheishi...chuanyuele？！
tadimoudaliangzhezijideshenqu，xuanjijingyadefaxian，zijideduqichulianzheqidai，hunshensanfazheheiqi，shuangshoushuangjiaodouhaimeifayuchengxing！
kao，wozheibujinshichuanyuele，haichuanyuechengleyigemeichushengdetaier！
linzhangqingwuyudetuchulejigeyangshuipaopao。
congtanaohaizhongdejiyilaikan，zijidemuqinjiaolinqiuhan，jinnianershisui，liangnianqianyiwaihuaiyun，bugujiazhongzulanxiangyaoshengxiaziji。
weilebaoxiaziji，tashenzhihelinjiaduanjueleguanxi，yigerenduzizaiwaijiannanqiusheng，guodejiku.....
xianqianjingxingzijideneiyiduanzhengchaosheng，jiushizheimelaide。
慢着。
yigehaimeichushengdetaier，zenmehuizaizijichuanyuelaizhiqianjiuyoujiyini？
linzhangqingchajuedaoleguaiyizhichu。
tajuqixiaoshou，piequtibiaoyinyundeheiwu，luchuleyitiaotiaoheizisedeguiyiwenlu。
zheixiewenluzhuankezaipifushang，shanzheyouguang，touzhelengqi，guangshidingzhejiurangrenxindifahan。
chuzihuaiyun，liangnianbusheng....
linjiaderenhaoxiangmeicuoguaiwo，wozhenshigeguitai！
“xinghaowomameidadiaowo，buranwojiusuanbusi，gujiyizhengkaiyanyehuikanjianzijizaimougecesuodematonglile。”
“neihuamiantaimei，woshizaibuganxiang。”
linzhangqingbuhanerli，xinzhongshengqiganjizhiqing。
yigeganggangchengniandeshaonvturanhuaiyun，haihuaideshiguitai，zheidechengdanduodadeyali，wufaxiangxiang。
cidengqingkuangxialinqiuhandoumeidadiaota，kejianmuaideweida。
“dengwochushengle，zaihaohaobaodani。”
linzhangqingsuanshigeyouliangxinde，shengyuzhienziranbuhuiwangji，momoxiadingjuexinhuibaolinqiuhan。
buguomuqiandewentishi....tashashihoucainengchusheng？
huaitailiangnianban，xiaoheizidougaichushengle，taquesihaomeiyouchushengdejixiang。
nanbuchengwoyaoyibeizidaizainiangtai？
linzhangqingkunaodeyoutuchulejigeyangshuipaopao，jiuzaizheishi，yipiancuicandeguangmuhuranyingruyanlian！
【guiyichengzhangxitongyibangding！】
【宿主：林长青】
【guiyizhonglei：guitai（sssjiqianli）】
【诡异等阶：大诡】
【tianfujineng（guizezhili）：1、jueduilianjie，nitongguoqidailianjiemuti，gongxiangmutideyiqieganguan，baokuoshijue、tingjue、chujue；lingwai，nikeliyongqidaikongzhiwanquanchenfuyuzijidegui。】
【2、jueduixishou，zhoushenwumifanweinei，nikeyizhijiexishouqiyuguiyideliliang，tishengzishenshili（zhiduitongji、dijiguiyiyouxiao，cijinengfanweisuizhesuzhudengjietisheng）。】
【3、guishenzhiyuan，nitianshengsanfazhenonghoudeguishenqixi，kezhensheshijianyiwanguiyi，shenzhitongguoyidingcaozuokeyihaolingtamenweinigongzuo。】
【zhu：guiyidengjibeifenweibagedengjie，fenbieweixiaogui、dagui、xionggui、egui、ligui、guiwang、guidi、guishen。】
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诡异成长系统？
guobuqiran，chuanyuezhezongguishiyoufulide，jinshouzhizheibujiulaileme！
linzhangqingxintouyixi，danrenzhenkanwangerenmianbanzhihou，yidaduide“gui”zichadianrangtaburenshizheigezile。
“wozheisssjichengzhangqianligujishizuigaodangcileba？”
“kejiusuanchengzhangqianligao，meiyouyangfendehua，woyemeifachengzhang。”
linzhangqingdagaizhidaoleweishenmezijidaileliangniandoumeiyouchusheng——zuoweiguiyi，taxiangyaochengzhangdaochushengjieduanjiubixuliyong【jueduixishou】nengli，qutunshiqitaguiyi。
erxianshishijiezhongchuletayiwai，sihugenbenbucunzaiqitaguiyi。
zhishaozailinzhangqingdejiyizhongzhaobudaoqitaguiyidezongying。
“zheizabanni，wozongbunengyibeizidaizainiangtailiba？”
linzhangqingtoutongbuyi，zanshixiangbudaoshenmehaobanfa。
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与此同时。
daxia，jiangnanxingsheng，yuhangshi。
hunanxiazhaidechuzuwunei，tingzhedaduzidelinqiuhangangjieshulekefugongzuo，yilianpibeidetangzaichuangshang，qingqingfumoduzi。
hejiazhongduanjueguanxihou，taxiangyaoyanghuohaizi，jiuzhinengzijiqugongzuo。
putongdegongzuobuhuiyaoyigeyunfu，wunaizhixia，tahuafeiqianxinwanku，zhongyuzhaoleyifenpinxixidekefugongzuo，mianqianggoumuzierrenwenbao。
shenghuosuiranrucijiannan，danmeidanglinqiuhanganshoudaoduzhongxiaojiahuodehuolishi，douhuiganjuemanzu，qidaizhezijidehaizichushengshidemoyang。
youci，shenghuodekuyekeyirenshoule。
“xiaozhangqing，kuaikuaichushengba，mamadoudengbujileni。”
linqiuhanwenroudefuguoxiaofu，yanmouzhongmanshichongniyuxiji。
zaozaiyinianqian，tajiujilinzhangqingquhaolemingzi，buzhishiqiaohehaishitianyi，zheigemingziqiahaohechuanyueerlaidelinzhangqingyimoyiyang。
kexi，linzhangqingmeiyouchusheng，xianzaidouhaidaizainiangtaili。
genlinzhangqingjiangleyihuihuahou，linqiuhanyouxiefale，tadalegehaqian，laguobeiru，huanhuanbishangleyanjing。
kunyijianjianqinxierlai，jiuzaitajijiangrushuizhishi，yidaochongchizheweiyandeshengyinmengranzhaxiang，zaitanaozhonghuidang，jiangtajingxing。
【benciguizeguaitanzhengshikaiqi！】
【niyibeixuanzhongweidaxiaguoweiyitianxuanzhe，jijiangjinruguizeguaitanshijie！】
【qingzhuyi，beixuanzhongdetianxuanzheruruosiwang，guiyijiangsuijijianglinzaiqiguojiademouyichengshinei！】
【leijishiwucishibai，guiyiyuguaitanjiangfugaiquanguo，dailaijueduidekongbuyujingsong！】
【ding，guaitanfubenyixuanding，dangqianfuben——‘xinghongyundonghui’】
【fubennandu：liangxing！】
【benciyouxiquanchengzhibo，zaiguaitanshijienei，nijiangchengweiyimingzhangpaoyundongyuan，qingbaochiqingxidetounaozaifubenzhongxunzhaoyiqiehuoxiaqudefangfa！】
bansuizheyilianchuanqiguaidetishiyin，linqiuhanhaiweifanyingguolai，jiufaxianshenbiandejingsezhouranyibian，shuxidechuzuwuxiaoshibujian，querdaizhide，shiyitiaoyiyanwangbudaojintoudepaodao，yijijiangzhenggecangqiongranhongdexueguang。
woyigeyunfu...juranbeixuanzhongchengdaxiatianxuanzhele？！
linqiuhanxintouyijin，xiayishihuzhulefubu。
ercishicike，tongyangxintouyijindebuzhishita，haiyouchaoguowuyizhengzaiguankanzhibodehuaxiabaixing！
dangtamenkanjianyigetingzhedaduzideyunfuchuxianzaizhibohuamianzhongshi，chadiandangchangheyunguoqu！
“nima，yunfudangtianxuanzhe，zheihaiwangepi！”
“天亡我大夏！”