wojuede《jihuangniandingmenlihu，wodaiquanjiachirouxiangfu》tingbucuode，zheizhongchuanyuezhongshengticaidexiaoshuotebieduo，zheibenshihentaorenxihuande。《jihuangniandingmenlihu，wodaiquanjiachirouxiangfu》jianjie：erchenjinlannianjizheimedale，quleduilishoujiaoyemanzhengbuleduoshaogongfen，suoyilijinshengchushiqian，yeyizhidoushitazaijiazhaogueryade。……
第9章
liuguihuadelianselimayoulebianhua，sahuang？meiyoujitirongyugan？
这可不得了！
“duizhang，huanglaoshi，jinshengtazuocuoleshenme？zheishishaziyisia？”
jiaojididuoleliangxiajiao，liuguihualianmangwendao。
zuozaifanzhuoqiandechenjinlanyefuzhezhuozizhanleqilai，shensejinzhangdikanzhetamensa。
“jinsheng，jintiannibushiyinggaizaijiaxiuxima？zenmepaoshanlidaliequle？”
zaoyouxinlizhunbeidelijinshengbingbuxiandehuangzhang，tazhishimeixiangdaoxudahaigaozhuangdexiaolvzheimegao，zheiqianhoucaiduojiu，zheijiudairenlaile。
“duizhang，womeisahuang，woshishoushangle，nimenbushidouzhidaolema？”lijinshengzhuangzuoyihuodeyangzitaitoukanxiangsanren。
lidefuyelengzhule，zhuanguotouyouxiebumandikanzhexudahaihehuangchengzhong。
“bushi，nimenbawojiaoguolai，yaoshuodejiushizheigeshi？”
gangcaihuangchengzhonghexudahailaizhaoziji，zhishuolijinshengjialiyoudashi。
zijihaiyiweishijinshengzheihaizijinleyitangshan，shangshiyouehuale。
jieguojiuweileyigedaliedeshi？
xudahaixiangshihaimeikanchulidefulianshangdebuman，rengjiuzhigaoqiyangdishuodao：
“lijinshengtabushishuozijishoushanglema？neiweishenmehainengqudalie！tafenmingjiumeishi！tazheishizhuangbingtaobilaodong！”
“zheishipohuaishehuizhuyijianshe！shishifen，jiqikechidexingjing！yaobeidingzaichiruzhushangde！”
“呜哇~！”
eryabeixudahaizheimeyihan，turanchekaisangzijiukuleqilai。
liuguihualianmangzouguoqubaozhetahongleqilai。
lijinshengkanxiangxudahaideyanshenli，dunshishengchuleyisiyinleng。
“你喊够了吗？”
xudahaizhengyaoshuohua，turanchajuedaolijinshengyanshenzhongshentouchudeqishi，shunjianyouxiexinhuang，yuqiyesuizhiailejifen。
“ni......nideng**shenme？nihaiyao......dongshoudarenbucheng？”
lidefulenghengleyisheng，zhanzailijinshengshenqian，lianseyijingyouxienankanle。
“xinglexinglexingle，zheijianshiwozaojiuzhidaole。”
“lijinshengshoushang，xiuxishiwozheigeshengchanduizhangpizhunde。zheihaizixianbuzhu，shangshandaliewoyeshizhidaode，zhiyuzheixieliewu，tazhunbeishangjiao，yeshiwozheigeshengchanduizhangmeishou。”
“jinshengzheigehaizishiwokanzhezhangdade，tazaiwomenshengchandui，shenzhizhenggexiawacundoushichulemingdehaohaizi。”
“tashouleshang，zaijiayangbingbuyinggaima？zijidadianliewububushenzi，buyinggaima？”
huangchengzhongmeitouweizhou，lianseyeyouxieguabuzhu，yuqiyesuizhiyouxieshengyingleqilai。
“liduizhang，zanmenshenweiganbu，kebunengpiantan。”
“tashentijirannengjinshan，neijiuyinggaicanyushengchanduidelaodong，jinshandalie，neiliewuyegaianzhaoshengchanduideyaoqiushangjiaodadui，anzhaogongfenjianglijiduidaduiyougongxiandejiating。”
“nizenmenengsizixunsi......”
meidenghuangchengzhongbahuashuowan，lidefuliansezaicigaibian，cishiyijingbujinjinshibuyue，shenzhiyouxieshengqile。
“huanglaoshi，nimendoushichenglilaide，neixiedadaoliwobudong。”
“danshiwozuoweishengchanduideduizhang，woyouquanliyouyiwuzhaoguzijiduilideduiyuan。”
“nishuoliewuyaojianglijiyougongxiandejiatingshiba？neiwojiugaosuni，zheiliangzhiliewu，wohaijiujianglijilijinshengtamenjiale！”
huangchengzhongtingdaolidefuzheimeshuo，dunshimianrujiangse，qidewuzhexiongkouzhizhelidefubantianshuobuchuhualai。
lidefugengshizhijiezhuantouchonglijinshengshuodao：
“jinsheng，nifangxin，zheijianshiwojinizuozhu！”
jiuzaizheishi，zhitingwuwaiyoushiyizhenjiaobushengchuanlai，suihoujiujianzhaoyunyunlingzhexiawacundecunzhishulijinminganleguolai。
huangchengzhongyijiandaocunzhishu，dunshijiushuaizheshoubeizoushangqian，fulefuyanjingyilianbuyuedishuodao：
“lizhishu，nimenzheixiawacunzhenshihaoyangde！woguanbulele，mingtianwojiushangbaoxianlilingdao，woshenqingdiaoli，quqitacunzi。”
lijinminlianmanglazhehuangchengzhong，yilianxiaohehedishuodao：
“huanglaoshi，ninxianxiaoxiaoqi，youshenmehuahaohaoshuoma！hebiyaoshuoneimeyanzhongma？womendoushiyigejiti，youshenmeshidajiajiubaizaimingmianshang，shuokailerousuile，bamaodunjiejuelebujiuxinglema！”
“wolaideshihou，zhaoyunyunyijingbashiqingjiwoshuole，bujiushishengbinglehaijinshandaliedeshiqingma？”
huangchengzhongwenyan，lianmangshuodao：
“还有装病！”
“xingxingxing，haiyouzhuangbing。”
lijinminxiaohehedibailebaishoushuodao：
“daliebenshenyeshizanmenxiawacundegongfenxiangmuzhiyi，lijinshengjinshandalie，yebunengsuanshimeiyoucanjialaodong。”
“danshizijiguanqimenlaichirou，zheigexingweihenbuzhidetichang！hexiaxiangzhiqingshuohua，gengbunengmeiyoulimao！”
“jinsheng，nishuo，zheijianshiwogaizenmechufenni？”
lijinminshuozhe，chongzhelijinshengshilegeyanse。
李金生瞬间明白。
lijinminbijingshixiawacundecunzhishu。
jishitaduixiaxiangdezhiqinghelaoshixinliyouzunzhong，keshijishanghaishipianxiangzijiren。
suoyiyanxiazhixuyaojigetaidu，rangxinghuangdehejigetiaoshidezhiqingyougetaijiexiajiuxingle。
zheiyanghuangchengzhongbuzhiyubashiqingnaoda，nongdexiawacunmingshengzaixianlibuhaoting。
xiangmingbailezheiyidian，lijinshengzheicaikaikoushuodao：
“lizhishu，liduizhang，huanglaoshi，zheijianshishiwomeishuoqingchu。”
“zanmenxiawacunbeikaoxinganlinghezhangbaishan，changyandaokaoshanchishankaoshuichishui，zheishanlideshanhuodoushidaziranjizanmenxiawacundekuizeng。”
“zanmenxiawacunziconglaodongjianshekaishi，henduolierendoubuzenmejinshanle，zheibushilangfeidazirandeziyuanma？”
“anxiangzheshuobudingnengtongguodaliejicunliduonongxieliangshi，zheicaijinshankankan！”
xiawacunsuiranqiongbujia，danzhouweiziranziyuanfengfu。
yaobushicunlirendaliejishuqueshicha，erqiekaikenbeidahuangdejihuakaishizhihou，cunlidelierenyecanyunonghuo，henshaojinshan。
erlijinshengzheimeshuo，yeshixiangweirihoujinshanxianjitamenzuogexinlipudian。
bijingdajiahuodouzaixiatianlaozuo，zigeerjinshandaliexiandebuhequn，neibiandeyaogehelideliyoucaixing。
lijinminwenyanxiaohehedishuodao：
“nikan，shiqingshuomingbaile，maodunbujiubugongzipolema？”
“jinshengzheihaizishuodemeicuo，shanlineixiechushengyeshigaizhengzhiyixiale！”
“neixieyejiyetuzheineide，kemeishaokenshizanmenduilixinkulaozuodetiandi。nizheixiangfahao，nengzhengzhineixiechusheng，yenenggaishanyixiaduilitoudajiahuodehuoshi！”
“jinsheng，nizheiliangtianbuyongdaoduilishanggong，qushanlidaliequ，yiyangsuangongfen！”
“huanglaoshi，huitoushanlideliewudaxialai，bushiyenengjinimenzheixiezhiqinggaishangaishanshenghuoma！”
zuozhe：aaajiancailaoge
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zuozhe：feitangfattang
栏目：古代
穿成唐僧：取经？取个屁，我要称霸女儿国！
作者：八旬老贼
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穿成恶毒亲妈后我捧儿子当影帝
作者：楠楠不吃番茄
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