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小说简介

zaikulianhanxiaobanbudiandexiaoshuo《jujuebawaimaiquanjisheyou，zhumasongwodaodibaijianlaji》zhong，zhouyuzejiangqingqingsiyuanshiyigeputongren，dantazhudingyaochengweigaibianshijiedeyingxiong。beixuanzhongbaohuyigegulaodeshenmiyiwu，zhouyuzejiangqingqingsiyuantashangleyichangchongmanqihuanhemaoxiandelvcheng。tajiangmianduixieeshilidezhuizhuhezijineixindezhengzha，tongshiyefaxianlezijiyinzangdeliliangheshiming。ninfenfulebuyongzaihuan。”jiangqingqinglikeliansecanbai。“womeiyouayuzege，siyuanshiwodesheyou，wozenmehuihaita！”“jiulianneizhizhangyuyeshitamailefangjinqu……jiangdailingduzhejinruyigechongmanjingxihegandongdeshijie。

精彩章节

di2zhang5dizhendezhenfuyuelaiyueda，jiangqingqingxianglazhuzhouyuzedeshou，quebeitayibashuaikai。tazhengdashuangyan，

sisidingzhefeijishangderen。“nishishei，genwangsiyuanshenmeguanxi！”songmingyigeyanshendoumeifenjita，

congfeitishangtiaoxiahou，buguxiashuidaozangchou，zhijiejiangwobaoqilai。

woshenshangdenizinongzangletadezhanxindenimicaifu，dantaquexiangmeikandaoyiyangrangwotiedetagengjin。“hailengma？

”woliansecangbaidiyaoyaotou。zhouyuzehuizhequantouchongguolai，beisongmingshanshenbikai，yijiaobatachuaidaodishang。

muguangzhongdaizheshangweizhedeyapogan。“zaigankaojinyuanyuan，bieguaiwobukeqi”zhouyuzeyanlekoukoushui，

jixudao：“zheizhishiwomenxiaoqinglvzhijiandeqingqu，yigewairenchashenmeshou！”“womenyeshiwairenma？

”zhishengfeijihuanhuanluodihou，yidaoyanliyoushuxideshengyinchuanchu。wotaitou，kandaobabamamazouxialai，

shunjianhongleyankuang。zhouyuzebukezhixindihoutuiliangbu。“nimenbuzaogaiyiqitiaoloulema，

zenmehuichuxianzaizheili！”wobalenghengyisheng。“ruobushixiaosongjishifaxiangongsiwangluoshangdeloudong，

womenqueshijiuyinweixiangxinnizheigebaiyanlangerpochanle。”womajicongcongpaoguolai，yanleizhibuzhudidiao。

“tamenbushishuoyuanyuanzhongleshenmelanhuanzhangyudedu，zheihaiyoujiuma！”songmingjiangwofangdaozaidishang，

jiezhetiwozhushelekangqing。“meishideayi，gangcaineigezhishixianglanhuanzhangyu，yaoleyuanyuandeneizhiyouweidu，

duoxiuxijiuhaole。”“buguo，zheizhongzhangyugaizaishenhaiqu，zenmehuichuxianzaizheili。

”jiangqingqingwenyanxinxudiyaoyaochun，nachushoujipilipaladiqiaoqilai。wobadatabuzoudaozhouyuzemianqian，

zhangshoujiushihaojigedaerguang。“zheiyibazhang，shiweinihaiwonverdaozheizhongdibu。”“zheiyibazhang，

weinishigechilibawaidebaiyanlang，nibamaqushihou，womennachuwangjiaderenmaiheziyuanfuchinidegongsi，

zuihouniqueyaogaokuawomen。”“zheiyibazhang，tinifumu，danizheigebuchengqidegoudongxi！

”zhouyuzewuzhelian，mianseyinzhi。“nihaiyoushenmeliantiwobama，dangnianruobushinimenchichibuzhuzi，

wobamazenmehuibeibidaotiaolou！”womafafengyibanzhijiejiangzhouyuzezhuangdaozaidi。“nibamatiaolou，

shiyinweinibahaodushuguanglejiaye，nimapeitaxunqing，genwomenjiayoushenmeguanxi！”“wangjingrenyi，

yizhimanzhenizhenxiangzhaoguni，kenishizenmeduiwonverde！”huixiangqibamaduiwohezhouyuzelianaishi，

jiciyuyanyouzhidetaidu，woyixiajiumingbaile。guaibudemamameicitidaozhouyuzedouyizhenwanxi。

“shigehaohaizi，keshiwanyiyichuanzenmeban。”babazeshizhijieyaojiwoxiangqin。

songmingjiushitazhaolaidexiangqinduixiang，tingshuozaijunduishicongshibaomigongzuo。

wodiyicijiantajiushuomingbailewoyouxihuanderen，tayeqingshanghengaodishuojiudangjiaogepengyou。

zhouyuzetingdaozheixiehua，xianshibukezhixindiyaotou，suihouguidaowofumumianqian。“shushuayi，wocuole，

woshibeichouhenchongjiletounao，qiunimenyuanliangwozheiyiciba！”bamabulita，tayouqiudaowozheili。“siyuan，

niconggaozhongjiukaishixihuanwo，womenyiqiduguoleneimeduomeihaodeshiguang，nishededoubuyaolema！

”6songminggenbenbujiwohuiyingtadejihui，zhijiebadaodijiangwobaoqi。“woxiansongniquyiyuanba，

lingdaogendibaiyouhezuo，yijingjianpaihaobingfangle。”tadelianzhichuxianzaishexiangtouyishun，

zhibojiulikemeilehuamian。zhishengdanmubutingdishuazhe。“**，yiyanmei，

wotizhineidoumeijianguozheimeniubiderenwu。”“zhichijiulewangsiyuandexiaogege，

benlaijiujuedeneiduigongmuzuodetaiguole。”“ganjuezheigegegeshigeshuaige，woyijingkaishikele！

”buzhidaoweishenme，beisongmingzheiyangbaozhewobujuededichu，fanerwenzhetashenshangdesongxiangweihenyouanquangan。

“xiangshenmeni？”shixiancongdanmushangyikai，woshunjianlianhongle。“meiyou，quyiyuanba。

”neibianjiangqingqingzebeiwomacongfangcheshangganxialai。“jiushinigangcaiyongjiaobawonvercaijinxiashuidaozangshuilide？

”jiangqingqingshuangyanhanlei，danzhuangkelianzheizhaozaiwobamaqiankebuhaoshi。youqishiwomahuduzi，

youyadituoxiagaogenxie，yijiaobajiangqingqingdengjinlexiashuidao。tacubujifangheleyikouzangshui，

jiuzhibuzhudiganou。“yuzege，yue，zheilihaochou，yue，jiujiuwo！

”zhouyuzeyanlizaiyemeilegangcaiderouqingmiyi。yigebeidadetiwuwanfudebaobiaobeirengdaodishang，

zhouyuzeyonglinianyatadeshouzhi。“xiashuidaoliweishenmemeiyoubeihuanchengqingshui？”“shi，jiangqingqingshuo，

ninfenfulebuyongzaihuan。”jiangqingqinglikeliansecanbai。“womeiyouayuzege，siyuanshiwodesheyou，

wozenmehuihaita！”“jiulianneizhizhangyuyeshitamailefangjinqude！”“womeiyou，nibiexiayuanwangren！

”“yaobushinitanbianyimaidaolejiadelanhuanzhangyu，wang**xianzaimingjiumeile！”danmuzheishifeisugengxin。

“kanba，zheijiushinimenweihudeshabaitian，tajiushigedufu！”“jiushi，meiqianjiulaolaoshishichishitang，

tadexingweibujiushi**luodedaodebangjiama？renjiapingshenmejita！”“xianshizhongrenshita，

genbenjiubushipinkunsheng，dapaibaobeizhe，mingpaishoujinazhe，meiqianchifan？xiaosile。

”zhouyuzelianseyuelaiyuechacha，zuihouchenzhelianmingling。“quyunxietu，bazheigexiashuidaojiwotianshang！

”jiangqingqingchedihuangle。“yuzege，wozheiyeshiweilebangnijiwangsiyuanyigejiaoxun，tazheimegaoao，

zhudingzuobuhaoxianqiliangmu。”“danwojiubuyiyangle，wojianqiang，shanliang，haishentihao，

shenglianggeerzidoumeiwenti，bubiwangsiyuanqiangyiwanbei！”tahandesangzidouyale，kezhouyuzeliankandoubukanta。

jiangqingqingyaozhuchun，xiangshixialemodadejuexin。“zhouyuze，nihaizaizheilishenqingshenme，wangsiyuanzaojiuchuguile，

wozheiliyouzhengju，buxinniguolaikan！”zhouyuzeyouyuleyixia，haishicouguoqu。ketagangkaojin，

jiangqingqingcubujifangbaozhutadetui，shichuhunshenliqibatalajinlexiashuidao。“niyoubingba！

”zhouyuzekanzhebeiranheidebaichenshan，zhijietaishoushanletayibazhang。jiangqingqingquediankuangdibatadetouanxiashuili。

“ganhuomaiwo，laoniangrangnisi！jiexialaideshi，wojiubuzhidaole，yinweimourenqiangzhibawodelianbaiguoqu。

“jiuzheimezaiyita？”7momingdaizhediancuyi，daorangwoyoudianbuzizai。“wozaogentameiguanxile，

danyouguannishenme？”songmingturankaojin，songxianghunzhedandanhanweizhicuanbiqiang。“dangranguanwodeshi，

wozhongyunengzhuinile。”cubujifangzhuangjintachuncuideshuangmou，wohuxiyizhi，lianmangtuikaita。“woshenshangchou，

niliwoyuandian。”“nalichoule，mingmingshixiangde。dengyixia，buqueding，wozaiwenwen。”lacheyizhen，

qifenanjingxialai。“songming，wohaixuyaoshijian。”yijumeitoumeiweidehua。tadiantou，“wohuipeini。

”“bijingyaozaidibaiwanyigeyueni。”“neiwuqianwanshiniyade。”“ng。”“youzhisile。

”“ganluguolaideshihou，shizaixiangbudaohainengweinizuoshenmele。”xinzangloutiaoliangpai，taitou，

ganjuelixingxinghaojin。zaisongmingdeyizaijianchixia，wohaishizaidibaiyiyuanzhuxiale。

tajiwozhunbeidefangjianyoudianguoyuhaohua，zaibieshulijialejianbingfangdeganjue。“wohaiyourenwu，dengwojieshuhou，

dainizaidibaizhuanzhuan。”woxinrantongyi。daolezhongwu，waimianhanwaimaidaole。woyiweishisongmingdiande，dakaimen，