第1章
外卖三巨头大战。
moutuanfaledaeshenquan，woshousukuaiyixiaqiangdaoyiniandeyouhui。
kehuisushehou，pinkunshengsheyouquehongzheyan。
“siyuan，nijiajinghao，yebuzaihuzheidianqian，nengbunengbazheixiewaimaishenquanrangjiwoyong？”
woyoudianbuyue，danhaishianweita。
“xuexiaoshitangbiwaimaibianyi，natiannixiangchiwaimailewozaibangnidian。”
sheyouqueyiweiwozaiguyixiuruta，wuzhuyanjingpaolechuqu。
wanshangzhumazhidaozheishi，duiwoyitongjiaoyu。
“qingqingchulerichangshangke，meitianhaiyaodabafenlinggong，nibawaimaiquandoujitazenmele？”
“kuangqieqingqingmamabingwei，tazhishixiangjitadianyifenbianyidewaimai......”
我皱眉不解。
“xuexiaoshitangyoupinkunshengdangkou，zenmekenengyifenfandouchibuqi？”
zhumabiaomianzantongwo，quefengkuangjiwoguanjiu。
zaixinglai，wofaxianzijishenchuyiyudeyigedalajitongpang。
zhouyuzezhengzaifangcheshanghejiangqingqingduiyinhongjiu。
“nibushuoershikuaiqianjiunengchishangfanma，wojinishibei，kannizenmezaidibaihuoyizhou。”
tajiangwolinglewaimaishenquandeshitianyoujiacufadaolewangshang，bingkailemingwei“liangbaiyuan，nengzaidibaishengcunduojiu”dezhibotiaozhan。
qunqingjifendewangyoufenfenxiazhu，zuzhouwobudehaosi。
kewozhishidandingdidalegexiangzhi，duizheshexiangtoubulengbudandao：
“qiongyoutiyangoule，gankuaijiewohuijia。”
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wangluoshangwushumanmaxiangwoyonglai。
“you，yourangnizhuangshangle，huogaibanirengdaodibaizhizhinideda**bing。”
“xiongdimen，wojitakaihele，shenjiaguoyideda**，juranhaiqiangwomenputongrendewaimaiquan，zheibohenhengongqingle。”
“woyatahuobuguojintian，butuqian，chunzuzhou，xixi。”
zhouyuzebaworengdaodibaiqiongrenqudeyigedalajitongpang，zhengzhizhongwu，gaowencuihuaxialajitongsanfazhejuchou，cangyingluanfei。
woyigeexin，chadianmeituchulai。
zhouyuzezaifangcheshangdalegeyouyongchi，hejiangqingqingpazaichibian。
“zheijiushoubulele，qingqingweileduozhuandianqiankeshimeitiandouyaoyunsonglajiche，renjiazenmemeiyounijiaoqi？”
jiangqingqingyishenbijinitaozhuang，tuzhepaopaoguzuodongshi。
“siyuanshimiguanlizhangdade，xiangwozheizhongxiaoxuejiuyaobangzhejialigannonghuoderen，zenmenenggentabi。”
直播弹幕满屏心疼。
“baobao，nishiwanquankaozijidedanvzhu，tazhishijialidexixuechong，shitameifagennibi！”
zhouyuzefushizhewo，meiyanbingleng。
“siyuan，bijingniyihoushiyaogenwojiehunde，zheicibuhaohaocuocuonibahudexingzi，yihouzenmezuowodexianneizhu。”
“xiangyaochuqu，nijiubixuguixiajiqingqingdaoqian，haiyaobaotasanniandehuoshifei。”
kushuqiyue，wodexinqueruzhuirubingjiaoyibanhanleng。
wohezhouyuzecongxiaoyiqizhangda，gaokaojieshuneiwan，tachouganyongchi，tianshangleshiwanduomeiguihua，danxiguizaiwomianqianbiaobai。
woyiweiwomenhuibaitouxielao，keyudaojiangqingqinghou，yiqiedoubianle。
jiangqingqingzaidaretiansongwaimaijiushiqinjiannuli，wozhongshuledianbeibingmeishi，qiahaobeitajiedaodanjiushizhangshiqiren。
jiangqingqingbaoguanbanfei，jieguonongdiuledajiadeqian，woqibuguoduoshuoleliangju。
zhouyuzejiubawodediannaopaojinshuili，womenzuoleyigeyuedechuangyexiangmuwenjianquanbudiushi。
“nishuoqingqingcuxindayibugujitiliyi，nihaibushiyiyang。”
wofashaosishidu，kuzhejitadadianhuasongwoquyiyuan，tatuishuoyoushi，zhouweiqueshihaidilaozhujiangqingqingshengrikuailedebeijingyin。
zaitakanlai，jiangqingqingshanliang，chunzhen，jianqiangderangrenxinteng。
erwo，jiaoqing，edu，chuchuda**piqi。
jiranruci，taweishenmehaiyaoquwoni？
jiangqingqingyanzhongshanguojidu，jiaodididao：
“wojiushuolesiyuanshigejiaojiaonv，yuzegebuguoshuolejijuzhonghua，tajiuyaokule。”
“dangchuwomeilingdaowaimaiquanzhinengjianbierendeshengfandouyidiyanleidoumeidiaoni。”
guoran，tingtazheimeshuo，zhouyuzelikebianlelian。
“yaobushini，qingqingcaibuhuizheimexinku，nijintiandewufanjiushizheiliangtonglaji！”
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kewoyoushouyoujiao，weishenmeyaobuguzunyan，quchibierendeshengfan。
mozhekoudailijinyoudeerbaikuaiqian，sikaozenmefenpeideshihou，lianggegaomengdenanrenzhijiebaqiancongwokoudailiqiangzou。
“wangsiyuan，jintianzheigelajiniyaoshibuchi，jiubiexiangnahuizheierbai。”
wohaimeilaidejishuoshenme，lianggezhuanghanyingshengshengbaikaiwodezui，balajitonglideshengcaishengfanrengjinwozuili。
fajiaoleyiyedechouweizhichongbiqiang，buzhimingdezhanchouyetigengshizhijiezuanjinwodehoulong。
womeirenzhu，zhijiequantuleyidi。
zhenggerentanruanzaidishang，weilidesuanshuiheyanleidoubeiqiangchulai。
zheishidajiadoukaishiyazhu，duwoyitianjiuhuiguidiqiuraodejineyijingdaolesanbaiwan。
jiangqingqingzuochuyifudadudeyangzi。
“siyuan，doushisheyouyichang，zhiyaonidaoqianwojiubujijiaole。”
wotuleyikouzuilidezangshui，yaoyadao：
“wodiyishijianjiuzhuanfaleqiangquanlianjie，qitarendouqiangdaole，nizijibuquqiangpingshenmelaidaowotoushang？”
jiangqingqingyanzhongshanguoyisixinxu。
“neishiyinwei，wogangfalegongzijiubeixiaotouqiangzoule。wojuedetayeburongyi，jiumeiqubaoan，douguaiwotainuoruole......”
弹幕疯狂刷屏。
“nve，zheibushinuoruo，shinitaishanliangle！”
“xiacijidexianzijichibao，zaikaolvbieren！”
zhouyuzeyanzhongmanshixinteng，zaikandaowoshi，quanbubianchenglengmo。
“wofanhuile，qingqingmeiyouqianyenengguodexiaqu，niweishenmebukeyi？”
judadefennuhegangcaideexingangongtongfajiaoxia，woxiaofukaishijiaotong，shenxiamanmanshenchuyipianxuehong。
yishidaozenmehuishihou，woyijinglianseshabai。
“zhouyuze，wobixuqumaizhitongyao。”
wocongxiaojiushiqizhong，meicilaiyueshijiuquanshenbingleng，shangtuxiaxie。
ruomeiyouzhitongyaoweichi，wohuishengshengtengdaoxiuke。
zhouyuzedailaidesirenyishengyecongyipangdanyoudao：
“da**xianzaishiteshushiqi，xuyaoxiaoxinzhaogu。”
zhouyuzeminchun，“wojiaoniguolai，bujiushipatachushenmeshihaodiyishijianjiuzhi。”
huasuizheimeshuo，dantayanzhongzhongjiuduolejifenburen。
jiangqingqinghongzheyanjing，weiqudao：
“zhenxianmusiyuanyourenteng，yiqianwoshengliqideshihou，haishiyaodaoshuilichayang，tongdeshengshengyunguoquyedejiezheganhuo。”
zhouyuzelikejiangjiangqingqinglouzaihuaili，lenglengfenfu：
“把钱撕碎。”
zheishiwoyijingyinweitilibuzhidaozaidishang，qinyankanzhejiumingdeqianbianchengfenmoqingpiaopiaoluoxia，worenbuzhukukuaiqiu。
“zhouyuze，woxianzaizhendehennanshou。”
jiangqingqingqueshenseanran，zichaoyixiao：
“mingmingyigedaoqianjiunengjiejuedeshi，xianzaigaodexiangshiwomenzaiqifuni。”
“shuodaodi，haishiyinweinikanbuqiwomenzheigejieceng......”
zhouyuzexiangturanbei**，lishenghouxiangwo。
“nizhiyuzheimejiaoqingma？buhuibiehuiqu？qingqingnengbieniweishenmebiebule。”
“ruoyirizhibulenideda**piqi，nijiuyiribiexianglikaidibai。”
tingzhetabinglengdehuangtanghua，wozhengkexinjihuchendaogudi。
zhoufuzhoumupochanbeibitiaolouhou，zheixieniandoushiwotoutouyongwomenjiadeziyuanjiejizhoushigongsi。
zhouyuzebaganjihuazuoduiwodeaiyi，wobuguosuikoushuoyijuxiangchisimiaodesumian，talimakaichesishiduogonglidaishifuhuilaizuo。
zhidaowojiaxianrujingjiweiji，wohongzheyanqiutabangmangshi，taquelenglengdao：
“neitianruobushinifanlegongzhubingbukenzhongwuchumenqiuzhu，daozhizichanwandaolewufenzhong，wobamazenmehuixuanzetiaolou！”
congneizhihou，takaishiduipinqiongdejiangqingqingduobantitie，querenweiwoedushandu，da**piqi。
rujinzhishiyinweijizhangwaimaiquanjiubaworengdaozheili，wohaizaizhiwangshenmeni？
zhibojiangwocishilangbeidebiaoqingpaideyiqingerchu，wangyoukaishiqunchao。
“duanzheshenmeni，haibuganjinjiqingqingxiaguirencuo！”
“xiangwangsiyuanzheiyangdeda**jueduichibulelusujietoudeku，woyatajintianjiujieshudibailv。”
“woyamingtian，wanggouzaichengyiwanshang，wokeshibabannianshenghuofeiquanyashangle。”
jiangqingqingkanzhejiangjinchiwunaixiaoxiao。
“dajiayezhenshide，haizhenbaduzhudangzhenle。zhishixiaguidaoqianeryi，siyuannihaishiganjinjieshuzheichangnaojuba。”
tahuameishuowan，jiubeijiangjinchifanleyiqianbeidejinejingdeshuobuchuhua。
yourenyalewuqianwan，duwonengzaidibaihuoyigeyue！
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jiangqingqingwuzhuzuiba，manyanbukezhixin。
“yuzegege，dajiadouxiazhule，zheishihounikebunengjiwangsiyuanfangshuia。”
tingdaozheihuazhouyuzeliansegengyinchen，yaoyaqiechi。
“zheiqianbushiwoyade，wangsiyuan，chulewo，sheihaihuijiuni？”
jiangqingqingzhuanzhuanyanjing，xiaoshengdao：
“wojiandaoguosiyuanjingchangzaisushelouxiaheyigenanrenshuohua，youshihouhaizhijieyebuguisu，woyiweineirenshiyuzege，meixiangdao......”
zhouyuzedunshishuangmuxinghong。
“那个人是谁！”
worupoyangwawabanpazaidishang，shengyinyouqiwuli，danquejianding。
“womenfenshouba，niguanbuzhewodesishi。”
弹幕区也炸开锅。
“niliangganqingdeshixianfangfang，wohuaiyiwobeizibenzuojule。”
jiangqingqingganjinnachuzijidezhifujietu。
“dajiabiehuang，woyeyalewangsiyuanjintianjiudaoqian，neiwuqianwandaoshihouquanshizanmende。”
zhouyuzetinglewodehua，biaoqingquechendenengdishui。
“wangsiyuan，woyunxunihewofenshoulema？”
“jirannisibuhuigai，neijiuzijiquzhengmaiyaodeqian，shenmeshihouzhenggoule，shenmeshihouhuiqu！”
woduzitongdelihai，tajiuranglianggebaobiaotuozhewowangqianzou。
yifuhexiejiandoubeimolan，luchufankaidepirou。
sansishidudegaowen，boyoulumiantangdeheren，pirouhunzheheini，yicengzangleyoumokaixinde，wushudecangyingwenchongweizhewoxixue。
zhouyuzemiyandaliangdishangdapiandexuehen，lenglengkaikou：
“rangnibiehuiqu，feiyaozhuangkelian，barenjiadelumiandounongzangle。”
woshuangshoujinjinzuanzhu，sesuochengyituan，tingdaotaliangbodeshengyinzaicixiangqi。
“zheiliqueyigexiashuidaoxiuligong，yitianyiqiankuaiqian，yegounizaidibaihuoliangtianle。”
kandaoxiashuidaolimianfachoudewushui，wozhibuzhuhoutui。
yishengyezhouzhemei，manliandanyou。
“zheimezangdeshuiruoshixiaqu，kendinghuiyinfaduozhongganran，gengbuyaoshuolimianhaikenengyougezhongduchongdushe。”
周钰泽却不以为然。
“woyijingbaxiashuidaolideshuihuanchengqingshuile，zhishirangtayetiyanyixiaqingqingdeburongyihejianqiang，buhuiyouwentide。”
woxiayishixiangpao，keshentiyizhenjutongxilai，wotuiyiruanshuaizaidishang。
baobiaozhijiejiazheworengjinxiashuidao，limianyegenbenbushiqingshui，ershigezhongpaixiewuhelaji。
yizhenechouxilai，wozhijietuzailimian，biqiangbutingzuanjinzangdongxi，shentiyekongzhibuzhudixiachen。
gengkepadeshi，shuiliyouyishuangfaliangdeyanjing，zhengyidiandianxiangwobijin。
“jiuming！zheilimianyoudongxi！”
wosixinliefeididahan，zhouyuzequelengxiao。
“buguoshizaishuilipaoyihui，qingqinghaiyaozaishuiliganhuoni，jiunizuijiaoqi。”
jiangqingqingdeyidigoulegouchunjiao，genzhefuhe。
“womenxiangxiahaizitiantianxiashui，siyuan，nitaixiaotidazuole。”
neizhiyanjingliwoyuelaiyuejin，wozheicaikanqing，tashiyizhizhangyu，shentishanghaidaizhelansedehuanzhuangtuan。
zheishiyishengzhengzhanglianbushoukongzhidiniuquqilai。
“neishilanhuanzhangyu？ruobeiyaodaogenbenmeiyoutexiaoyao，zhinengdengsi！”
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“zhouzong，renmingguantian，ningankuaixialingbaneizhizhangyulaoshanglainongsi！”
jiangqingqingquedialidiaqidilazhezhouyuzesajiao。
“zheimepiaoliangdexiaozhangyu，weishenmeyaoshasita。”
“qingqingxihuan，jiufanglibianyangzhe，xiaoxiaozhangyunengyoushenmedu。”
woxiaoxinyiyihoutui，jiuzaijihuyaobikaitashi，yimeishizituranbeirengxia。
“aiya，wobuxiaoxinbayuzegesongwodezuanshinongdiaole。”
zhangyushoulejing，chaowomengcuanguolai。
wobizhibuji，datuichulikeyizhenmasudetongyi。
henkuai，woyanpikaishifandong，shentiyechouchubuzhi，zheimingxianshizhongdudezhengzhuang。
zhouyuzecaimeilegangcaideyouxian，jinghuangchaozheneixiebaobiaodahan：
“快把她捞上来。”
kewoshenshangcikemanshinishuifenbian，renpingtakaizaigaodejiageneixiebaobiaoyebuxiangkaojin。
zhouyuzezhihaowanqixiuzidasuanzijixiaqu，dangangdaoxiashuidaopangbianjiumeirenzhutule。
“wobushiranghuanchengqingshuilema？zenmezheimechou！”
turan，didiyizhenhuangdong，wobeiqifudechoushuilangchongdezuoyaoyoubai，yanyanyixi。
jieshangdunshijingbaolaxiang，genguolaidedipeifanyidao：
“dizhenle！gankuaipaodaokongkuangdedifangqu！”
zheishiyourennalaishengzi，zhouyuzebashengzifangdaoxiashuidao。
“siyuan，wolanishanglai。”
jiangqingqingpaoguolai，“woyelaibangmang！”
jieguotagangjieguo，shouyihuajiubashengzidiaojinlexiashuidao。
“**在干什么！”
zhouyuzeqidekaishibiaozanghua。
“ganggangdizhenwomeinawen，duibuqiyuzege。”
zheicizhouyuzeyidianmeijitahaolianse，dasuanzijitiaoxialaijiuwoshi，jiangqingqingyibalazhutadexiuzi。
“yuzege，wangshangyijingyouhenduorenxiazhule，xianzaiqujiusiyuan，pashibuhaoshouchanga。”
“genghekuangnidegongsigangzoushangzhenggui，zheishihoukebunengyourenhefumianyulun。”
zhouyuzeyileng，“neinishuozenmeban。”
jiangqingqingjiezhedizhendehuangdongpujinzhouyuzehuaili，yilianzhengyi。
“zhinengrangsiyuanjiwodaoqianle。”
bijingtakeshinachuquanbushendang，yawohuijintiandaoqian。
zhouyuzewenyanchenmoleyizhen，kanzhezaixiashuidaozhongyindizhenjiduqiangshui，youyinzhongduyanyanyixidewowenshengdao：
“siyuan，jiuzhishidaogeqian，wobaozhengzhiyaonishuojuduibuqi，wolikedainihuiqu，haobuhao？”
zaizheizhongshihou，taquehaishizhiguliyi，woxinliduitazuihouyisiqidaidehuomiaojiuciyinmie。
woyongjinzuihouyisiliqi，chongtahoudao：
“wojiushisi，yebuhuijitazheizhongrenshuoduibuqi！”
zhouyuzebilebiyan，zuihoukaikou：
“wangsiyuanda**piqifanle，ruosheinengshuofutajiqingqingdaoqian，wojitayibaiwan，fouze，woyaonimenquandoupeizang！”
cihuayichu，neiqunbaobiaojiuzhuaichuwodebanbianshenzi，yazhewojiuchaojiangqingqingdefangxiangpengpengketou。
jianwobushuohua，tamenjiubaikaiwodezui，jiuzhuwodeshetouqiangpowochusheng。
etoudexuehenihunzaiyiqi，wodeyishiyuelaiyuemohu。
zheishijiangqingqingzhandaoxiashuidaobian，deyidishenchujiaojiangwohenhencaijinwushuili。
“duibuqiasiyuan，dizhenhuangdewocaidaonile。”
“nihaishiganjindaoqianba，fouzeyihuidadizhenlaile，nibubeidusiyeyaobeihuomaile。”
“chulewomen，kemeirenjiudelenilee。”
wohunshenshangxiayijingmeiyichuhaorou，dusudemanyanyejihutunshilewodelizhi。
jiuzaisuoyourenyiweiwokangbuzhudeshihou，yijiazhishengfeijicongkongzhonghonglongerzhi。
nanrenyishenmicaizhuang，guazaifeijiwai。
“sheishuomeirenlaijiuta。”