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“赌约……”
chumengyaodeshenziyaohuangleyixia，xianghoutuilehaojibu。
tazenmehuiwangjineigeduyueni？ruguochumengyaochenggongtanhaolehetong，tajiuyaodangzhequanjiarendemianqianxiagui，jichuwanrouketoudaoqian。
tayuanbenhaijuedetazheigeduzhuxiadehenjingming，napashuleyebuhuiyourenheshijishangdesunshi。
danxianzaitahenbudejizijiyibazhang！tazenmejiunaocandelixialezenmediumianzideduyue！
buxing，tatangtangchujiaxiaobeizhongdeqiaochu，zenmenenggoujichuwanrouzheiyangdejianrenhelongchenzheiyangdefeiwuketouni？
“longchen，nigefeiwu，ruzhuichujiasannian，tiantianchiruanfan，pingshenmerangwoxiaguiketou！”chumengyaoyaozheya，ehenhendishuodao。
“he，nishuodemeicuo，woqueshigefeiwudenvxu，danshinixianzaijiushiyaozaiwomianqianguixia，kebiewangle，zuotiannikeshizaineifozhumianqianlixiadeduyue，nandaoniyaoweibeishiyanma？”longchenlengxiaodao。
longchenzhidaochulaotaishengpingxinfo，suoyiguyibafozhubanlechulai，guaijiuguaineitianchumengyaozijixianshanglehetianyufo，haideyidebahetianyufobaizaileyanhuizhuodepangbian，zheisuanshibanqishitouzazijidejiaole。
果然！
chulaotaitingdaoyaoweibeizaifozhumianqianlixiadeduyue，liansejiubiandefeichangnankan。
tadengleyiyanchumengyao，lengshengdao：“chumengyao，nandaoniyaoduifozhubujing？”
chumengyaozheixiahuangle，kuhandao：“nainai，wozhiqianshikaiwanxiaode，bunengdangzhena。”
chulaotaikebutingchumengyaodejieshi，mengdiyipaizhuodao，nushengdao：“nandaonizhendeyaoweibeizaifozhumianqianlixiadeshiyanma？”
“奶奶我……”
chumengyaobuganzaishuoshenme，ruguoredenainaifanu，neikeshiketoudaoqiannenggoujiejuedele，benlainainaijinzaojiuyinweizhangjiadeshiqingduizijibumanle。
jiashangjintianchumengyaohelongtengjituantandehezuo，taxianzaiyijingshiqulezijiyuanyoudediwei，yaoshixianzaitahaiganchunainaidemeitou，meizhunjiexialaibeiganchuchujiadejiushitale。
xiangdaozheili，chumengyaosuiranhenbuqingyuan，danzuihaohaishizhinengyaosuiyachiwangduziliyan，dao：“wo……worenshu，shiwoshule。”
longchenwenyan，yonggebozhoutongletongchuwanrou，chaotashilegeyanse。
chuwanroudiandiantou，miandaiweixiao，yishenglizhedezitaizhanzailerenqundezhengzhongyang，dengdaizhechumengyaolaijitaketoudaoqian。
chumengyaoyinchenzhelian，tuozhechenzhongdeshenqu，huanhuandezoudaolechuwanroudemianqian。
suirantahenbuganxin，henxiwangchuwanrouzheijianrenmashangsidiao，dantaxianzaihaishibudebuqufu。
“扑通！”一声。
chumengyaoguizailejianyingbinglengdedibanshang，shentibuzhudeduosuoleyixia。
“wocuole！wodaoqian！”
chumengyaoshengyinzhandoudeshuodao，zheiduitalaishuoshizaishitaiqurule。
zhiqianbeilongtengjituandiuchulaideshiqing，zhidaoderenbuduo，dabufenrendoubamuguangfangzailezhangjiashenshang，danxianzai，buyiyangle，suoyouchujiarendemuguangdoujizhongzailetadeshenshang。
shenzhihaiyourentoutounachushoujiduizhetapaishe，zheiyaoshiliuchuanchuqu，neitayihouhaizenmehuole。
“cuo？nicuozainalile？shuoqingchu，zheiyangdaoqiankemeiyouchengyi。”longchenlengshengdao。
chumengyaobuganshuorenhefanbodehua，laoshidehuidadao：“wo……wocuozaibugaiziyiweishi，bugaichaoxiaochuwanroutanbuchenglongtengjituandehezuo，wozhendecuole！”
“嗯，磕头吧！”
longchenmanyidediandiantou，minglingdao。
chumengyaoqiangrenzhuxinzhongdebugan，dixialetou，youxiepatengbanqingqingdikelegetou。
zheiranglongchendemeitouyizhou，lenglengdeshuodao：“kedezheimeqing，yidianchengyidoumeiyou，dadiansheng！fouzefozhugaishengqile！”
chumengyaowenyan，kanleyiyanchulaotai，chulaotaipieletayiyan，lengyandianlediantou。
“我磕，我磕！”
chumengyaoyaoleyaoya，chedifahenle，mengdibadouwangdishangkequ。
“kuang”deyishengqingcuideshengxiang，chumengyaodeetoushunjianjiuhongle，yanleiyerenbuzhubiaolechulai。
zheiyihui，tingdelongchenhenshishushi。
jiulianxinruanyizhimeiyoufashengdechuwanrou，doujuedexinzhongxiangshiyouyiguqishifangchuquleyiban，tazaojiuduizheijingchangwakuzijidechumengyaobushuangle，zheihuirangtafuruanketoudaoqian，haizhenshibuyiyangdeganjuea。
chumengyaoxiaozhekanleyiyanlongchen，tayuefajuedezijidelaogonghehaoxiangyiqianyouyixiebuyiyangle，biandegengzixin，gengshenmimocele。
taganjuezijiduilongchendelejiehaoxiangtaishaole，chulezhidaotachuyibucuowai，jiuyiwusuozhi。
longchenmeiyouhetashuoguo，ertahaoxiangyemeiyouteyiqulejieguo，huoxuyihoukeyiduoguanzhuyixiazijizheigeqishibingbufeicaidelaogongba。
chumengyaolvxingwangduyuehou，xinbuzaiyandezhanleqilai，xiangshidiulehunyiyang，danlongchenkeyikending，xiangtazheiyangdexiaoren，kendinghuihenkuaixiangfangshefadefanyaohuilaide，suoyiyidingyaotixingchuwanrouyaoxiaoxintifang。
chulaotaijianchumengyaozheifumoyang，yeyouxieyuxinburen，bijingchumengyaoyeshitazuikanhaodexiaobeile，suiranxianzaijinglileyixiebozhe，danchumengyaodenenglitahaishihenkanhaode。
“mengyao，zheihui，suanshijinigejiaoxun，jizhuyihoubuyaozaizheimelumangle，fouzewozenmenengbachujiaanxindejiaojinini。”chulaotaianweidao。
chumengyaotingdaochulaotaidehua，yanjingyiliangzhenggerenyouzhongxinzhenzuoleqilai，yuanlainainaibingmeiyoufangqiziji，haishinianzhezijidehaode，haishizhunbeibachujiajiazhudeweizhijitade。
yushi，talimabaichuyifuzhicuodemoyang，shuodao：“nainai，ninjiaoxundeshi，woyihouyidingzhuyi。”
shuohuadeshihou，haibuxiedepieleyiyanlongchenhechuwanrou，xinzhongfenhendao：“hehe，kanlainapanimengaodinglehetong，nainaihaishimeiyourentongnimen，zhishimianqiangbaozhulenimenzaichujiadeweizhi，dengwoyihouzuoshangjiazhude，wochizaonongsinimen，juranbiwoxiagui，yihouwojiurangnimenmeitianguizaiwomianqian！”
kezaizheishi，longchenyoukaikoule：“nainai，nizhiqianbushishuoguo，sheinaxialelongtengjituandehetong，jiubajiazhuzhiweijitama？mofeiniyeyaoshiyanbucheng？”
chulaotailianseyining，luchugangadeshense，taqueshishuolezheihua。
keshi，ruguoyaotabajiazhuzhiweirangjitayixiangbuxihuandechuwanrou，beineigentaoyandefeiwunvxujianlebianyi，tajiuyouxiehouhuile。
yuekanmianqiandelongchen，chulaotaiyuejuedelongchenzheijiushixiaorendezhi，ruguobachujiajizheimegexiaorenguanli，takongpadoumeiyoubanfaanxiangwannianle。
fanzhengshuoneihuadeshihou，tameiyouxiashenmeduyue，dingduozhinengsuanshibahuashuodekuazhangleyidian，fozhushibuhuiguaizuitadewuxinzhijude。
yushi，chulaotailianmangdahahadao：“dui，woshishuoguozheihua，buguowanrouhaitainianqing，haiquefajingyan，zheiyangba，mingtianwomenkaiyigeyanhui，balinchengsuoyoudedajiazudouqingdaochang，qingzhuwomenchujiahelongtengjituandachengdelezhanlvehezuoguanxi，shundaixuanbubazonggongsidefudongshizhangzhiwu，xianrenmingjiwanrou，nikanzenmeyang。”
chuwanroutingdaozheihualuchuleweixiao，lalelalongchenshiyitabuyaoweinannainaile。
tabenlaiyemeishewangzhenenggouhuodeshenmejiazhuzhiwei，zhiyaoyihoubuzaibeichujiarenpaiji，fuqinnenggoubuzaibeirenkanbuqi，neiyangjiuhaole。
“duile，wanrou，nainaihaiyouyijianshixiangbaituoni。”
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