第3章 狗男女

huidaojia,yuefuchuqinghelikejiuxianglongchenhechuwanroufananle。

“wanrou,nifengle,nijurantingxinzheifeiwudehua,yaoquhelongtengjituantanhezuo!zheiyaoshitanbuxialai,zaichujiabeichedichuming,wozheizhanglaolianyaowangnagea,nimazoudezao,woxinxinkukubanilacheda,nijiuzheimebaodawode?“

“ba……”chuwanrouyishiyusai,buzhigaishuoshenmehao。

longchenjieguohuadao:“ba,zhiyaowanrounenghelongtengjituantanhaohezuo,neibujiumeiwentilema?”

“tan!tangeguia!longtengjituandeshiliyouduoqiang?nengkanshangwomenjiakaidegongsi?longchenalongchen,nizheigefeiwu,kebawomenjihaicanle!”chuqinghenumadao,xiongqianqifubuding,chadianjiubeiguoqiqu。

“ba,xiaoxiaoqi!”chuwanroupailepaichuqinghedebei,bangtashunleshunqidao:“wozhidaozijimeiyong,meinengdalihaoninliuxiadegongsi,danwoshizaishibuxiangzairangneixierenkanbuqile!woxiangyaopinyiba!”

chuqinghezhangtanyikouqidao:“ai,neiniyebunengdayingzheijianshia,jiulianchumengyao,youneimelihaidelaogong,doubuganbahuashuoman,jiupingwomen……”

longchentingzheliangrendeduihua,youxiekuxiaobude,gujitamendasiyebukenengxiangxin,zijiqishiyijingbalongtengjituanshourunangzhongle,tanchenghezuoyijingshibanshangdingdingdeshiqingle。

“nigehundan!haixiao!yaobushinizhudongdayingchumengyao,xianzaiwomenyebuzhiyuzheimebeidong!nizhibuzhidaonireleduodademafan,chenzaojiwogunchuzheigejia!”chuqingheyuexiangyueshengqi,henhendedengleyiyanlongchen

chuwanrouwenyan,youxieweinandeshuodao:“ba,longchenyeshiweilewomenjia。”

suiranzheimeshuozhe,huiyiqiganggangdeqingjing,chuwanrouyejuezhelongchenqueshiyoudianchongdongle。chumengyaoduoduobiren,danyeyounenggouhuanheyixiadefangfa。

kexianzailiujitamendezhiyouyitiaolule。

“weilezheigejia?”chuqingheehenhendishuodao:“daoshihouwomenbeichedizhuchuchujia,wodiyigejiuyaoranglongchenjuanpugaizouren!”

chuwanroujianshitoubumiao,lianmangjilongchenshiyanse。

yechendiandiantoudao:“laopo,niganggangmeichibaoba,woqujinidundianjitang。”

longchentaosidepaodaolefangjian,erbianhaichuanlaileyizhenchuqinghedemanma:“dunjitang,dunjitang,nichuledunjitanghaiyoushenmebenshi!”

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diertian,longchencongdipushangxinglai,faxianchuangshangyijingmeiyoulechuwanroudeshenying。

tahechuwanrousuiranjiehunsannianle,danyizhidoumeiyoufuqizhishi,conglaidoushichuwanroushuichuang,tashuipangbiandedipu。

“qiguai,wanrourenni?”

longchenyihuodao,zaijializhaoleyiquanyemeijiandaowanrou,daoshijiandaolezaiketinghechakanbaodechuqinghe。

“feiwu,shuidegenzhuyiyang!renjiawanrouzaojiuqugongsixiangbanfahelongtengjituandashangxianle,nihaizaihuhudashui,haibukuaigunquzuozaocan!”chuqingheliangyanyidengbumandao。

“yuanlaishizheiyang,bunengrangwanroutaiguodanxin,woyeyaoxingdongqilaile。”

longchenjuedingjintianjiuqulongtengjituanjianyijianneilidelingdaoren,bagongsijieshouguolai,ranhoushenbuzhiguibujuedebangwanroubahetongnonghao。

zuoweitadelaogong,longchenyouzerenbangtayingxiazheichangduyue,rangchujiaderenzaiyebuganqiaobuqita。

ruguoyoubiyao,tashenzhikeyirangchujiarendouguizaitademianqian,jitagetoupeizui!

bangchuqinghezuohaozaocanhou,longchenbianqizhetadexiaodianlv,hangchihangchidelaidaolelongtengjituan。

tagangbaxiaodianlvtingzailongtengjituandetingchechangpang,yiliangheisedebenchijiuhuanhuantingzailepangbiandeyigecheweishang。

“you,woshuozheishisheini,chuanchengzheifudexing,qizhegexiaodianlvjiuganlailongtengjituan!yuanlaishinizheigefeiwua。”

cheshangchuanlaiyishengshuxidechaofengsheng,chemendakaizouxialaiyiduinianqingnannv。

nandeyishengaodangxizhuang,kanshangqushifentuotie,nvdechuanzhexinggan,suishuozhuanghuadeyoudiannong,danyesuanshigemeinv。

longchenzhoulezhoumeitou,shichumengyaohetadezhangfuzhanghao,jingranzaizheiliyushangtamen,zhenshibucouqiao。

jianlongchenmeiyoushuohua,zhanghaogengshiqingmiedepieletayiyang,beizijixiaoyizizheimema,lianzhigeshengdoubugan,zheijiahuojianzhishifeiwudaodile。

chuwanrouneiyangdejuesejiaren,juranbianyilezheiyangdefeiwu?

ruguomeiyoulongchen,meizhuntajiunenghechuwanroujiehunle,nahaihuixuanzeciyidengdechumengyao。

xiangdaozhei,zhanghaoxinligengjiabushuangle,taguyiwen:“jiefu,mashangyaodaozuozhongwufandeshijianle,nipaolailongtengjituanzuoshenme?mofeichuwanrouzijibuganlai,rangnilaitanhezuole?”

longchenbuxiangbaolutaiduo,suikoudao:“woshilaizhaogongzuo。”

“zhaogongzuo?”chumengyaorenbuzhuxiaole:“nizheizhongshenmedoubuhuidefeiwu,haijiarulongtengjituan?”

longchenzhoulezhoumeidao:“zheiheniyoushenmeguanxi?”

“zenme,woshuocuole?nigefeiwuyaoxuelimeixueli,yaonenglimeinenglide,lianlongtengjituandebaoandouyingpinbushang,yaobuhaishiwomenjinianpaigegongzuoba,laiwomengongsisaocesuo,yigeyuejinisanqianzenmeyang?”chumengyaoyejiejiwakudao。

huabi,tabashoulideyituanzhanmanzhanchouyetidezhijindiudaolongchenjiaoxia,pielepie:“re,rangwoceshiyixianideyewunengli,xianbazheituanzhichulile!”

longchenlengxiaoyisheng,dao:“he,buxuyaole,wopawoqule,zhijiebanimenzheilianggesuzhidixiadelajijidiuchuqule。”

“ni……shuosheishilaji!”zhanghaobaonudao。

“说你!”

longchenbuxiedao,landezaidalizhanghao,maibujiuwanglongtengjituandedamenzouqu。

“你!”

zhanghaokuaibugenshang,xiangzhuishanglongchen,shangtalianggeerguang,rangtazhidaozijidaodijijinjiliang,danbeichumengyaolanxiale。

“laogong,biezaizheilidongshou,huijilongtengjituanliuxiabuhaodeyinxiangde,womenmeibiyaohezheigefeiwuliangbaijushang,erqiewoyijingchabuduocaidaoneifeiwudedasuanle,tashixiangtongguojinrulongtengjituangongzuodefangshi,laibangzhuchuwanroutanxiahetongba。”chumengyaogougouzuichunshuodao,luchuyifukantouyiqiedebiaoqing。

“yuanlaishizheiyang,zheijiahuoxiangdeyetaijiandanleba!bushuonengbunengjinrulongtengjituan,napajinqule,tayigefeiwunengyouduoshaodefayanquan!”

zhanghaozhenglileyixiayitai,shuodao:“zouba,womenshanglouqu,jintianwokeshidaibiaozhangjiahelongtengjituandedongshizhangtanhezuo,meizhunshundaijiubangnibachujiadehezuoyejitanle。”

“laogong,nizhenshitailihaile,aini!”chumengyaobaozhulezhanghao,jiletayigexiangwen,shunjianrangzhanghaoyouxiepiaopiaoran。

chengzuoguanguangdiantidelongchenkanzhedixiadeneiduigounannv,talenghengyishengdao:“zhanghaoshima?kuangwangkeshiyaofuchudaijiade。”