zhujiaojiaoanjiujiujijinchendeshumingjiao《jishaodetianjiajiaoqi》，zheibenxiaoshuodezuozheshichongchongaidamizuixinxiedeyibenhaomenzongcaileixiaoshuo，wenzhongdeaiqinggushiqimeierchunjie，wenbijijia，shilituijian。xiaoshuojingcaiduanluoshidu：cheng，dingfengguojipaimaihuixianchang。“pa！”suizheyishengdianzhadeqingxiang，denghuotongmingdepaimaihuidalouxianruheianzhong，renqunyixiazisaodongqilai。“zenmehuishi，zheimedadehuodongjurantingdian？”“mashangjiupaimaijinwandeyazhouzhanpinbaoshi‘jiguang’le，buhuichushenmeshiba？”“dajiajingyijing！jingyijing！biehuang，womenxianchangyoubeiyongdianyuan，gongzuorenyuanhuijinkuaichaqingguzhang，qingdajianaixindengdai……”...
xiaobudingkuzhelian，putaosidedayanjingdiliuliuzhuan，xiangzhehoumiangaizenmeban。
louxiaketing，chentezhunazheyitaziliao，congcongjinmen，tongshijinlaidehaiyouguanjia，baozhegexiaoxiangzi，chicunbuda，kanzhequebuqing。
“xiansheng，ninyaodejinzilaile。”guanjialvxiankaikou。
jijinchenzuozaishafashang，shuangtuijiaodie，shangmianfangzheyifenxiangmubiaoshu，zhengmanbujingxindefanzhe，yonglanzhongtouzhejinguilengao。
tapiaoleneixiaoxiangziyiyan，fenfudao：“ng，jixiaoshaoyesongqu。”
guanjiawanyaotuixia，xiangerlouzouqu。
chentezhuzaiyibianyuyanyouzhi，youjuedeshiguanzhongda，zaimeinongqingchuqianbuganqingyikaikou。
“shenmeshi？”jijinchenbingmeifaxianchentezhudeyichang。
chentezhuyanleyankoushui，yiyaoya，“zongcai，nindeheikabeihuazoulesanbaiwan！”
“嗯。”
“shixiaoshaoyehuadiaode，mailezhifeicuizhuozi！”chentezhumaolenghan。
“嗯。”
“neizhuozishizhisuide，shangchangbaoanshuoxiawuqinyankandaoxiaoshaoyequmaide！”chentezhutuidouruanle。
“……”
nanrenfanyuexiangmushudexiuzhangshouzhidunzhu。
zongsuanshimeizai“ng”le，chentezhusonglekouqi，xiayimiaoquebeijijinchenyingsunbanruilidemouzisuozhu，shentiyixiajiangzhule。
“xiawu？”jijinchenshengyinranshanglejifenweixian，“shuoqingchu。”
chenzhulijiaokubudie，nengshuoqingchujiuhaole，tajiubuyongzheimepanghuangkunaolea！
“shangchangjiankongbeiheile，shenmedoumeichadao，zhidaodejinjinshishangchangbaoandekoushu，shiguanxiaoshaoye，tajueduibugansahuang，genghekuangneizhangheikaguoneizhiyouninyou……”
chenzhulidishangshoulideziliao，sangyinyoudiandou，“jiedaoxiaoxidediyishijianwochaleyinxingliushui，zhubaodianqueshinaheikashualesanbaiwan，danjifenzhonghou……kabeiheile，shenmedoubeimodiaole，zheizhangjiluyezhishiwodangshikanshishunshoujiedetu。”
jijinchenchenmo，lianseyinchendekepa，“suoyi，nilianduifangshishenmedoubuzhidao？”
zheijuhuazenmeneimeershu……
chentezhudoukuaikule，“yijingzhaolezhuanyerenyuanduibi，tuiduanchuzheigeshoufa……hepaimaihuideneiciyiyang，shitongyigeheike！”
jijinchenshuadeyixiazhanleqilai，chentezhuhedeguluyixiaguilexiaqu，daqibuganchuan。
能不跪吗！
neiheikeyetaichangkuangle，qian
jiaozaipaimaihuishangliyongxiaoshaoyedaolezongcaide‘jiguang’，houjiaoyouliyongxiaoshaoyedaoshuaheika，zaijijinchenyanpizidixiazheimeruyudeshui，zheishizhunbeibeihuoguaya！
zhishi……ruozhishidaoshua，baoanzhuguanweishenmehuixinshidandankandaodeshixiaoshaoyebenren？
jijinchenshensehuian，xianranyexiangdaolezheiyidian，lianxiangzheiliangtianxiaojiahuomingxianhuopoledexingzi，meitouningdejinjinde，yiyanbufataijiaoshanglou。
zaizoulangyujianleguanjia，tashenmedoumeiwen，zhibenaoaofangjian。
guanjiajingyayujijinchendejizao，haimeilaidejixunwen，jiubeiganlaidechentezhulazhehuidaoaoaofangjian。
砰！
fangmenbeimengdituikai，jijinchenyiyanjiukanjianlefangjianzhongbuding……yaobaizhedexiaopipi。
budingbeiduizhemen，zhenghengchihengchidetuozheneizhuangmanjinzidexiaoxiangziwangwainuo，beishanghaibeizhegexiaoshubao，yifupaoludexiaomoyang。
mamiyizhilianxibushang，tazhinengqinzitashangxunmuzhilule！
tingjianshengyin，xiaojiahuohuitou，zhenghaohejijinchensimuxiangdui。
小布丁：“……”
jijinchendandandeshixiancongxiaobudingdeshubaoshangyisaoerguo，“nizaizuoshenme？”
“wo……zaiduanlianshentiya！”budingyanjingyizhuan，limakaishishenzhanshenti，“diedi，renjialiqitaixiaole，yaolianlian，bierendoushuoyundongyaocongwawazhuaqie。”
xiaojiahuoshuodetoutoushidao，jijinchenyiyanbufa，youanmuguangningzaixiaobudingshenshang，suihou，congkanchuandaozhenjing，congfenglidaoyihuo。
bijingshicongxiaoyangdaodadeerzi，daizheshenshiqukan，talimakanchulaiyanqiandeerzishijiade！
suiranwuguanyimoyiyang，danqizhijieranxiangfan，tayuanxianmeizhuyi，shimeixiangguozheishijieshanghuiyouneimeyigexiaowawahezijierzizhangdeyimoyiyang！
keshi……tazhoulezhoumei。
zheiliangtianyouxinerfadeqinqieganbushijiade，fangfoyanqiandexiaorenerjiuyinggaishitaerziyiyang。
tayebuxiangxin，bukaozhengrongshouduanzheigeshishangzhenhuiyoulianggerenzhangdeyimoyiyang。
zheimexiaodehaizibukenengzhengrong，neimeyuanyinjiuzhiyouyige——
mianqiandexiaojiahuotongyangshitadeerzi！
zheiyirenzhiwuyixiangyimeizhadanzaijijinchenxinlizhakai，tabukesiyidikanxiangmianqiandebuding。
jijinchenshenjugaowei，neimuguanglianchentezhuzheigedarendoushoubuzhu，genghekuangshixiaobudingle。
pingtadecongmingjing，limafaxianlebuduijing，
dangjisuoshousuojiaodexiangcongmenfengbianliuzou。
haichazuihouyibushi，beijijinchenqingeryijulinzhuleyilingzi。
budinghedewawadajiao，xiaogebotuipinmingdewangwaiputeng，“aaa！diedifangkaiwo！woyaoquzhaowomami！fangkaiwofangkaiwo！”
jijinchenshentiyizhen，“nimamishishei？”
“wawawa——bugaosuni，fangkaiwo！wobushinierziaaa！”
一石惊起千层浪。
guanjiahechentezhudunshidoudengdaleyan，tebieshiguanjia，lianseshabai，dangchangchuleyishenlenghan，zenmehui……
jijinchenjunlianbeibingshuangfugai，nankandaojidian。
“查！”
“是。”
chengxigongyu，sanloudechuanghuyingchuwennuandedengguang，yimojiaoxiaodeshenyingzailimianmangliuzhe。
anjiujiudahanlinlidizaichufanglifenzhan，baicaiyezixidehualalaxiang。
xiaoaoaohuanshanglebudingdexiaoweiyi，duanzhelanzizhanzaitapangbian，anjiujiumeixiwanyiyangcaitajiupidiandiandeduandaocanzhuoshangfanghao，zhuoshangyidaguopaigutangzhenggululumaozhepao。
jizuotiandeshibaizhihou，jinwananjiujiuxuanlehuoguo！
jiandanhaochi，doujinqingdeshuanqilaiba！
aoaoconglaimeiyouchiguohuoguo，yikanneijiashi，xingfendebudele，lailaihuihuipaoyebuxianlei。
“tianna，haoguaia，zheishishenmeshenxianerziya，mengbaole，lailailai，buding，ayiqinyige！”liupeimanyanmaohongxin，caizhexiaosuibuxiangaoaopuqu。
aoaoxiaotuiyimai，bikaileliupeidemozhua，yilianyansudekaikou：“ayi，buyaosuibianqinwo。”
“a——dengyandeyangziyehaokeai！”
奥奥：“……”
“haole，kaifanle，woerzidangrankeaile！”anjiujiuduanzheqiehaodebailuobupian，luguoaoaoshihenhenqinleyikou，duizheliupeideyiyixiao。
奥奥：“……！！”
这个女人，又亲他！
zhishiyitaitou，jiukanjiananjiujiulianshangcanlandexiaorong，xiaojiahuozuibayimin，daodimeishuoshenmele。
liupeiyikanaoaoneixiaoxifuyang，shuangshoupengxin，zhijuedeyimuxindoukuairoudedichushuilaile。
“buding，ayiyeyaoqinqin——”
aoao：“……buzhun！”
anjiujiuxiaodegenghuanle，bukuishitaerzi，zhigentaqin，zhengxiangzhe，shouji**xiangleqilai。
anjiujiutaochushouji，lianshangdexiaorongshashijiuxiaoshile。
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