jiangcheng，dingfengguojipaimaihuixianchang。
“啪！”
suizheyishengdianzhadeqingxiang，denghuotongmingdepaimaihuidalouxianruheianzhong，renqunyixiazisaodongqilai。
“zenmehuishi，zheimedadehuodongjurantingdian？”
“mashangjiupaimaijinwandeyazhouzhanpinbaoshi‘jiguang’le，buhuichushenmeshiba？”
“dajiajingyijing！jingyijing！biehuang，womenxianchangyoubeiyongdianyuan，gongzuorenyuanhuijinkuaichaqingguzhang，qingdajianaixindengdai……”
zhuchirenzaitaishangmozhelenghan，dashenganfuzhezaodongderenqun。
yucitongshi，zongdianzhaxiangdeneitiaozoulangshang，yizhixiaomengbaozhuazheyizhixiaoshoudiantong，hengchihengchidicongxiaobandengshangpaxialai。
takanqilaisisuideyangzi，chuanzhebaisedexiaochenshan，xizhuangbeidaiku，xiaopixie，yidingbeileimaowaiwaidekouzainaodaishang，xiangyouqianrenjiadexiaoshaoye，cishi**deliandanshangzhengdeyiyangyangdeguazhexiao。
“haole，gaoding！mami，nihaolemeiyouya？”budingpailepaishou，duijiazaiyilingshangdexiaohuatongwendao。
zhijiantamianqiandedianxiangmendakaizhe，zongzhakoushangheranguazheyibatezhidechunmuxiaoyusan。
“呼——呼——”
erjilichuanlaiqichuanyuyudeshengyin，tongfengdaoli，anjiujiuzuiliyaozhetongkuanshoudiantong，yibianwangqianpa，yibiankouchibuqingdao：“kuaichulaile，qinqinbaobei，niwanchengdefeichangbange，jiexialaizhidaozenmezuoma？”
“ng！”budingyonglidedianlediantou，baizheshouzhitoushuobuzhou，“zhijiecongdatingzoubuyaopa，zaixiaodianlvshangdengmami，yaoshichubuqu，jiushuozoudiule，rangbaoanshushusongbudingquzhaojingchashushu，dengzhemamilaijiewo。”
“聪明！行动！”
budingdianlediantou，kaishibazijishenshangdezhuangbeichaixialai，yigunaodelakaixiaokukusailejinqu，zhishicaizuowanni，xiaojiahuoxiaoxiaodeshentijiubeiyigeheiyingdangzhule。
xiaobudingdongzuoyijiang，xiayimiao，bakuziwangxialaledian，yaotouhuangnaodao：“kanbujiankanbujian，renjiazhishizaizheiliniaoniao……”
“xiaoshaoye，ninzenmepaozheililaile，jixianshengzhengdaochuzhaonini。”
嗯？
budingzhengkaiyizhiyan，kanjianlianggedahangongjingdewanzheyao，tashenshouyizhiziji，“wo？”
baobiaodiantou，“huichangdoubeifengsuole，ninzaibuhuiqu，jizongjiuyaorangren
把这拆了！”
heiputaosidedayanjinggululuzhuanleliangquan，xiaobudingyandijiaoxiadeguangyishanerguo。
tazhuaqixiaoshoudianwangqianyizhao，**shouzhiwangqianyizhi，aojiaodao：“hao，neinimenyaojiwozuozheng，wozhendezhishizainiaoniao，biedeshenmedoumeiyouzuo。”
baobiaowangneishoudianguangdefangxiangyikan，dakaidedianxiangmenli，ganjingdedibanshangminghuanghuangdehuazheyikuaixiaoditu。
俩保镖：“……”
paimaitingnei，huichangdegongzuorenyuanjibendouzaizheilile，suoyourenquedoudaqibuganchu。
ganggangpaimaiyijianqingdaideciqishi，huichangturantingdian，zhihoufaxianjijiadexiaoshaoyejingranbujianle，xianzaisuiranbeiyongdianyuanqidongle，xiaoshaoyequeyiranmeiyouzhaodao！
zaizhongrenmianxiangdeqianfang，yigefeichangyingjundenanrenchenmodezuozaishafashang，mianselengchen，shenshangsanfadehanqirangrenbuganzhishi。
jijinchen，yigezhangwojiangchengjingjimingmaidenanren。
laicanjiapaimaihuideyedoushiyoutouyoulianderenwu，xianzaiquedouxiangshilaoshujianlemaoside，sheiyebuganzaizheishihouchujijinchendemeitou。
huichangjinglihededoukuaiguixiale，“ji……jixiansheng，huichangyijingfengsuole，xiangxinxiaoshaoyehenkuaijiuhuizhaodaode……”
shuozhe，tachuaileshenbiandezhuliyijiao，“ganjinquchaa，zhuadaoshisheigande，jiwowangsilida！”
zhuliyingleyishengganjinwangwaipao，ranhoukandaolejinlaideren，jingxidao：“xiaoshaoyehuilaile！”
hualuozhongrenjiukandaoyizhixiaomengbaobengbengtiaotiaozoujinlai，zuiliyizhibangbangtang，rengaomadadelianggebaobiaoyibuyiqudigenzaixiaojiahuohoumian。
“xiaoshaoye，ninmandian。”
xiaojiahuoyichuxian，changneibingfengdeqichangmingxianxiaosanle。
jijinchenhanmouwangxiangmenkou，kandaoerziwanhaowusun，meijianweisong，shengyindichen，“aoao，guolai。”
huichangjinglikandaoxiaojiahuo，yanjingyiliang，lianmanggoutuidepaoguoqu，yinqindao：“xiaoshaoyeninmeishiba，shibushizaiwaimianwanyishiwangleshijianya？”
jinglizheimeshuo，jiushixiangxiangjijinchenbiaoming，xiaoshaoyezhishizijichuquwanle，jueduibushitamenhuichangdeshuhu，buranjijinchenzhuijiuqilai，tamenkejiuchibuledouzhezoule！
ranerjingliqidaimanman，xiaojiahuoqueaojiaopieletayiyan，ranhouhengdeyishengpianguoletou，zhijiezoule。
会场
经理：“……”
xiaojiahuopaodaojijinchenmianqian，heiputaosidedayankelianxixidekanzhenanrendao：“diedi，buyaodawo，wobushiguyibadiannongmeide！”
taganggangketingdaole，neigeshushushuoyaodata！
mamishuoguo，guanjianshihouyaodongdebaodatui，zheilikanqilaizuilihaidejiushiyanqianzheigeshuaishushule，erqiehaoxianghaibazijirenchengletaerzi，tayaonulibaodatui！
wenyan，jijinchenhaowuganqingdemouzisaoleyanhuichangjingli。
shenmedoumeishuo，neiguzibinglengdeqichangjiufangfoezhulerendehoulong。
jingliliansecanbai，kanzhebudingdanzhanxinjingdao：“xiao……xiaoshaoye，ganggangtingdianshininnongde？”
budingboziyisuo，jiejipudaojijinchenhuaili，heiluludeyanjingyizhuan，“diedi，renjiajiushihaoqima，meixiangdaodengyixiajiuheile，wocuole。”
shuodeweiqubaba，xiaojiahuomingliangdeyandiquemanshilingdongdejiaoxia。
经理被噎了下。
jijinchennongheidemeiweining，haowuganqingdemouzizhuanxiangbaobiao，“zenmehuishi。”
aoaoneimexiao，yinggaipengbudaodianzhacaidui。
baobiaoganjinbanazhedexiaomusanfangdaozhuozishang，“xiaoshaoyeyongdezheige。”
jijinchenkanleyiyan，meiyouwendongxishizenmelaide，ershiyansudekanxiangditoudexiaojiahuo，“zheizhongshi，rangbaobiaoquzuojiuhao，nibuyongqinzidongshou。”
众人：“……”
jizongnizheiyangjiaoxiaohaizhendehaoma，chuanglehuomeiyoucuo，ershibuyinggaizijiqinshoudongshou？
guoranshiquanshitaotiandejijia，peiyangjichengrendefangshidouhechangrenbuyiyang！
danjishizaifufei，yemeirenganduoshuoyigezi。
jianxiaojiahuoguaiqiaodediantou，jijinchenkanxianghuichangjingli，mouguangshuleng，“jinwandeyiqiesunshiyoujishichengdan，paimaijixu。”
zheijuhuajiusuanshijitingdianshijianjieweile。
huichangjinglilenghancencen，buganyourenheyiyi，kejiuzaizhunbeirangpaimaijixushi，baoxianshidefuzerenyiliancanbaidepaojinlai。
“buhaole，‘jiguang’bujianle！”
“shenme！zenmehuibujianle？zaoshanghaijianchaguode！”huichangjingliliansedabian，yichanghuangluandexiangwaimianpaochu。
meirenkanjianjijinchenhuailidebudinghuranluchujiaoxiadexiaoyi。
耶，妈咪成功了！