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第16章
jianjiangfanliansebiandenankan，siyoutuitaozhiyi，zhangtaoxiaozhangeryoudeyidihahadaxiao。
“hahaha，palema？wanle，duyueyicheng，jiusuannilinzhentuisuo，yeyaoyuandufushu，lvxingduyue，fouze，wohehaishudoubuhuifangguoni。”
qinsihaixinzhongdeyi，xionghendifuhedao：“meicuo，xiaozi，jiusuannixianzaiguixialaiketourenshu，laoziyehuidaduannishuangshoushuangjiao，rangnichengweixiabanbeizishenghuobunengzilidefeiren。”
shifubushihuo，shihuoduobuguo！
jiangfanrucixiangzhe，xinzhongdanyoudunxiao，lengxiaodao：“woshipale，panimenshulezhihouburenzhang。”
“sidaolintou，haizuiying！”
zhangtaolengranyixiao，jiweibuxiedidao：“biechengkoushezhikuaile，ganjinjieshi，nixian，haishiwoxian？。”
jiangfandanxiaozhezuolegeqingdeshoushi。
zhangtaobuzaifeihua，zhijieminglinglianggegongzuorenyuan，jiangtuicheshangzuidadeneikuaifeicuiyuanshitaidaojieshijishang。
kezhenghaolianmangcoushangqian，dazheqiangguangshoudian，duizheyuanshizuozhaoyouzhao，ranhouhuaxian。
chenshurouchenjikaojinjiangfan，qingshengeryudao：“shiyizhici，zhinenghetamenduxiaqule，buguo，nifangxin，wojiusuanshipingeqingjiadangchan，yejuebuhuirangqinsihaineilaowangbadanbanifeile。”
qinsihaihejiangfanzhenfengxiangdui，qielixiaduyue，wanquanshiyinweita，suoyitabunengzuoshibuguan。
jiangfanshitadailaicanjiadushidahuide，ruoshizhenbeiqinsihaidaduansizhi，tabujinhenmeimianzi，yehuiyibeiziliangxinbuan。
jiangfanganjidixiaodao：“shuroujie，zhenxindexiexieni。”
chenshurouqinaodixiongdengjiangfanyiyan，“xianbiexiedetaizao，denghuiqu，kanwozenmeshoushini。”
shuohuashi，taxinlifeichanghouhui。
houhuibugaidaijiangfanlaicanjiadushidahui。
tongshi，tayefeichangdishengqi，qijiangfanchongdong、yiqiyongshi，qieyoubutingtaquan。
jiangfanzixineryougaoshenmocediyixiao，“shuroujie，woshibuhuijinijihuishoushiwode。”
chenshuroumeihaoqidepaojijiangfanyigepiaoliangdedabaiyan，“hainengxiaodechulai，kanlai，nidenaozizhendijinshuile。”
jiangfanzaicigaoshenmocediyixiao，meizaiduoshuoshenme，renzhendikankezhenghaozaineilimanghuo。
kezhenghaohenkuaijidiyikuaiyuanshihuahaoxian，bingqiezhunbeiqinzicaodaojieshi。
zhongrenjianhaoxizhongyuyaoshangyanle，quandouweidaojieshijipang，jingdengzheguankankezhenghaojieshi。
“shuroujie，woshouguyuren，shenbuyouji，xiwangnibuyaojianguai。”
yiqiezhunbeijiuxu，kezhenghaobingbujizhejieshi，ershichongchenshurouhenwunaidikuxiaodao。
takebuxiangyinzhuzhangtaoyingleyujiangfandeduju，erbeichenshuroujihen，huozhejitaliuxiabuhaodeyinxiang。
chenshuroumobuzuoshengdeweiweidiantou，biaoshilijie。
kezhenghaoshouguyuzhangtao，titatiaoxuanfeicuiyuanshihejieshi，shufenneigongzuo，buchanzasirenganqingheenyuan。
“xiongdi，duibuzhule，yexiwangnibuyaojianguai，gengbuyaojihenwo。”
kezhenghaoyouguzuoyilianwunaidekanxiangjiangfan，kuxiaodao。
jiangfandadudixiaoxiao，“xiwangyihou，womennengchengweipengyou。”
“我也希望。”
kezhenghaoweiweidiantou，xinzhongfufei：jiupingniyepeihewozuopengyou，zhenshixiaohua，xiaoyezenhuiyuyigefeirenzuopengyou。
“nimentemedemojigoulemei？ganjinde，jieshi。”
zhangtaobunaifandedashengcuicudao。
qinsihaizhangzuiyuyan，beichenshurouhenhendengyiyan，xingxingranyixiao，zuizhongshenmeyemeishuo。
kezhenghaomeizaidange，anxiajieshijidekaiguan，shenqingzhuanzhudikaishijieshi。
轰轰轰！
咔咔咔嚓嚓嚓！
suizhejieshijichuanchuzhenzhenhongmingsheng，gudingzaiqishangdefeicuiyuanshibeiyidaohuanhuanqiekai。
feicuiyuanshibeierbaqiekai，yifenweier，chengweidaxiaobudengdeliangkuai。
yiminggongzuorenyuanlianmangdijikezhenghaoyibashuiqiang。
kezhenghaoyongshuiqiangchongshuanjiaodaneikuaifeicuiyuanshideqiemian，suijikuangxididashengxiaodao：“hahaha，yidaojianlv，zhangle，dazhanga！”
weiguanderenmenfenfenshenzhangbozi，shuangyandengdelaoda，kanxiangfeicuiyuanshideqiemian。
“xiaoshenyanguoranmingbuxuchuan，niua，diyikuaijiuduzhangle，erqiehaishidazhanga。”
“mingshichugaotua！shenyansunshoulegehaotudi。”
“diyikuaijiuduzhangle，zheishihaozhaotoua，houmiandesikuai，kendinghaihuichulv，tongyangdazhang。”
“......”
zhongrenxiangzijiduzhangleside，kaixindedashengkuazankezhenghao。
kezhenghaoxinliwubideyi，ganjuexiangzaiyunduanpiao。
zhangtaobalazheweiguanderenmen，coudaojieshijipang，kanyiyanduzhangdefeicuiyuanshiqiemian，dunshixiaodehebulongzui，“hahaha，zhangle，dazhanga。”
suiji，takanxiangjiangfan，xiaozhangzhijididao：“jiangfan，jiupingduzhangdezheiyikuai，jiunengwenyingni，ganjinjibenshaoyeguixia、ketou，jiaoyeye。”
jiangfanshensedandingdidao：“nibiegaoxingdetaizao，budaozuihou，sheishusheiying，haishiweizhizhishu。”
“bujianguancaibuluolei，xiaoshenyanbafeicuiquandoujiechulai，rangzheixiaozishudexinfukoufu，sidemingbai。”
zhangtaojiweideyididashengxialingdao。
“haode，zhangshao，mashang。”
kezhenghaomiandaixingfenxiaoyi，yingzhehua，dongzuomalidijixujieshi。
chenshuroumiansetieqing，mobuzuoshengdikanzhekezhenghaojixujieshi。
jiangfanmiansepingjing，jiweirenzhendicoudaojinqian，guankankezhenghaojieshi，xianchangxueyi。
tashidiyicidushi，gengmeiyoujieguoshi，linzhenxuexi，weiyihuizijijieshizuozhunbei。
youyuzhangtaoshizhangshizhubaodeshaozongcaideyuangu，weiguandeyushishangrensuiranxindong，danshimeiyouyirenchujiagoumaiyijingduzhangdefeicuiyuanshi。
zhiyin，maifeicuiyuanliaoyuanbujimaifeicuizhipinzhuandeduo，zhangshijituanyounenglizijidazaofeicuizhipin，wulunjiechuduoshaofeicui，zhangtaodoubuhuimai。
“chendalaoban，xuyaowoqujinimaiyifuhuxima？”
tangjiahuicoudaochenshurougenqian，jifengdixiaowen。
chenshuroukandoubukandengtangjiahuiyiyan，zhijiewushi，buyuyilihui。
tangjiahuiyizhizhenduichenshurou，zheirangjiangfanfeichangdibushuang，xiangjiejihenhendijiaoxuntayidun。
tabuzaixianchangxuexijieshi，zhuanliankanxiangtangjiahui，tiaoxindixiaowen：“woxianqiankandaoniyegoumailekuaiyuanshi，ganhewoduma？”
“hehe，xiaoshuaige，nihaizhenshizhaiduobuchoua。”
tangjiahuifengqingwanzhongdixiaodao：“ninashenmedangduzhuhewodu？wokebuyaofeirenxiaobailian，erqiechendalaopoyeshebudegeaia。”
jiangfantiaoxindixiaodao：“wodunineikuaiyuanshibikua，jiushiyikuaibujianlvdeshitoudanzi，woyaoshiyingle，yihounijiandaoshuroujie，xianhanyishenggunainai，ranhouyouduoyuangunduoyuan！fanzhi，zhiyaonineikuaiyuanshijianyisilv，jiusuanwoshu，woshunishiwankuai，ruhe？ganduma？”
老师做起了判官
作者：玖日故事
栏目：都市
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作者：鱼匪鱼
栏目：都市
他是指尖溜走的季风
作者：欣欣老婆
栏目：都市
领证后，我成了他的掌中宝
作者：东隅之东
栏目：都市
假死跑路后，前男友成了我金主
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栏目：都市
陪领导下乡，我被盯上了
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栏目：都市
