第1章
咚咚咚！
yidongjuminlouqian，jiangfanjicudeqiaozhemen，manlianjiaozaozhise。
“jiangfan，nizenmelaile？”yigemianrongjiaohao，chuanzhejujiafudenvsheng，dakailemen。
“xiaofang，nikesuankaimenle，dianhuayedabutong！”kandaonvyouhexiaofang，jiangfanyixi，“kuai，bayinxingkajiwo，womadelejixingshenyan，yaoershiwanshoushufei！”
“shenme？nimadebingle？”hexiaofangdeliansebianlebian，“jiangfan，zhiqiankeshishuohaode，kalideershiwan，shiyonglaiyihoujiwomenmaifangde，xianzaiyongle，nashenmejiehun？”
“wozhidao，danzheibushitufazhuangkuangma？jiurenyaojin！”jiangfanjidao，“xiaofang，nifangxin，woyidinghuinulizhengqian，dengwomenjiehundeshihoumaitaofangzi，xianrangwomazuoshoushu！”
“ni......buxing，zheibushikaikongtouzhipiaoma？”hexiaofangfanduidao，“jiangfan，nijiushigeguwandiandedagongde，yigeyuechengsisiwuqiankuaiqiangongzi，dengnizaicungousanshiwan，huanghuacaidouliangle！**shoushufei，nixiangqitabanfaba！”
“xiaofang，nizenmezheiyang？”jiangfanmeixiangdaotashizheizhongtaidu，bujinyouxienaohuo，“nandaomaifangbiwomademinghaizhongyaoma？wobuguan，ganjinbakajiwo！”
“bushi，niyaowoji，yeyaowonadechua......”hexiaofangdeyuqiyouxiepiaohuqilai。
“weishenmenabuchu？”jiangfandengshixinligedengyixiang，chajuedaobuduijing，“qianzaina？daodizenmehuishi？”
hexiaofangyanshenduoshan：“naqujiwodiyongle！tayaozhuiqiunvsheng，mailegeershiwandezuanjiesongrenjia！”
“shenme？”jiangfanhunshenyizhen，toupidouyaozhale！
hexiaofangdedidijiaohedazhuang，dianxingdebaijiazi。
haochilanzuo，juyingyige，jiuhuichibaishi，meiqianjiuzhaojiejieyao。
jiangfanzuoweizhunjiefu，tielebushaoqianjinqu，yeyoumaiyuan，danbijingshiweilaixiaojiuzi，tayebuhaoduoshuoshenme。
meixiangdao，zheicijuranhuizheimeguofen！
natamenjiehunmaifangdeqian，qumaiyikezuanjiesongren！
“hexiaofang，nizheigandeshirenshima？”
“aiya，jiefu，youhuahaoshuoma，zheimexiongganma？”zheishihou，yigeshencaikuiwudeqingnianzoulechulai，tayibiantaozheerduo，yibiandouzhetui，manbujingxindeshuodao，“jiefu，niyaojiehun，woyeyaoa！ershiwan，jiudangnizuoweijiefuzanzhuwode！fangxin，dengwobazhizhiqujinmen，kendinghuihainide！”
“bazihaimeiyipie，jiujirensongzheimeguidezuanjie，nayouzheiyangdedaoli？”jiangfanqiangrenzhenuhuo，“dazhuang，xianzaiquzhaota，bazuanjietuihuilai！womazaiyiyuandengshoushuni！”
“jiefu，songchuqudedongxi，nayounahuilaidedaoli，zheibushidawolianma？daoshihou，zhizhizenmehuijiajiwo？”hedazhuangpiepiezui，“yaowoqu，bukeneng！”
姜凡肺都要气炸了。
jutasuozhi，hedazhuangzhuiqiudeneigezhizhishigekongjie，shechibaijin，wanquanjiushibahedazhuangdangzuolinshifanpiao。
pianpianhedazhuanghaibuzizhi，tiantianbarenjiafengweinvshen，douyaotiandaojiaodibanle！
songzuanjiezheizhonghuangtangshidougandechulai！
“hedazhuang，niyebuzhaozhaojingzi，kanzijijijinjiliang，renjiahuiqiaodeshangni？banidanghoushuachabuduo！ganjinqubadongxijiwoyaohuilai！”
“nifangpi，wohezhizhishizhenxinxiangai！”hedazhuangdunshizhanghonglelian，jidongdao，“jiangfan，jiaonishengjiefu，haizhenbazijidanggencongle！jiwofangzunzhongdian，buranwochouni！”
“你......”
“goule！”hexiaofangjiaoheyisheng，“jiangfan，qianyongdouyongle，shuozheixieyoushenmeyong？sheizhidaonimahuiturandebing？”
“jiusuanwomameidebing，qianyebunengjitayong，neishiwomeimeijiumingdeqian！”
qianduanshijianjiangfandemeimeiyiwaichehuozhongshang，daoxianzaihaitangzaiyiyuanlihunmibuxing。
pianpianzhaoshizheshigeqiongdedingdangxiangdeguanggunhan，yagenpeibuqi！
meimeisuishidoukenengyaoshoushu，ershiwan，shiyonglaijiumingde。
“yaomebaershiwanhaijiwo，yaome，jiuqubazuanjietuihuilai！”jiangfanyaozheya，dihoudao。
“wonalaideqian？”hexiaofangchenxialelian，“jiangfan，wodidiyekuaidaolejiehundenianji，tazhuiqiunvshengzenmele？nizuoweijiefu，nandaobuyinggaibangtama？nijiuzheimeqiaobushangwodidi？kanlai，wozainixinli，lianershiwandouzhibushang，jiranzheiyang，burufenlesuanle！”
“fenjiufen！”jiangfansuanshiqingxingle，tazheigenvpengyou，wanquanjiushigefudimo，wukejiuyao。
yaoshigentajiehunle，yihouhaibudebeixiyibeizixue！
“jiangfan，ni......”hexiaofangdengzheyanjing，“hao，zheishinishuode，daoshihoubiehouhui！zhuiqiulaoniangdeyouqianrenduolequle，zhenyiweichani？zaojiuxianggennizheigeqiongguidaomeidanfenle，gundanbani！”
zhuanshen，zuoshijiuyaoguanmen！
“zhanzhu！”jiangfanyibadizhumen，“baqianhaiwo！”
“haishenmeqian？jiwolejiushiwode，pingshenmehaijini？”hexiaofanglizhiqizhuangdao。
“jiushi，nalaidebilian？wojiezainishenshanglangfeilehaojinian，meijiaonipeichangqingchunsunshifeijiubucuole，nihaihaoyisiyaoqian？”hedazhuangwolewoquantou，mianluxiongguang，“ganjingundan！shuobudingqudezao，hainengganshangjinimabanzanglini！”
jiangfanzhijuedetounaochongxue，yanjingdouhongle：“nimenjiediliangjianzhibushiren，haiwoqianlai！”
yangqibazhang，zhaozhehexiaofanglianshangjiushuaiqu。
“ganduiwojiedongshou，zhaosi！”hedazhuangjianzhuang，yigejianbushangqian，henhenyijiaochuaizailejiangfanshenshang。
jiangfanshiliaoweiji，yigeliangqiang，naodaikezaileshuinitaijieshang，dengshitoupoxueliu。
yigujutongbansuizhexianxueyongdongerchu，diluozaitaxiongkoudeyupeishang。
qingkejian，yupeifangfobeijihuo，guangmangyishan，xunsumeiruletadetinei！
“啊！”
jiangfangandaoyouyizhenjutong，menhengyisheng，chadianzhijieyunguoqu！
“wei，nigaoshenme？bujiushituileniyixia，zhiyuma？”hedazhuangliansebianlebian，“shaojiwozhuangsuan！zenme，xiangezhama？meimen！zaibugun，daduannidetui！”
“nimen......”jiangfanqiangrenzheyunxuanpaqilai，zhengyaoshuohua，huranyanjiaoguangmangyishan。
jiujianhexiaofangshoushangdaizhedeyimeishouzhuo，jingyinyunzheyicengdandandejinguang。
“怎么回事？”
jiangfanyileng，shijingzhalezhayanjing，faxianjinguanghaizai。
bingqie，tadeyanjingshijue，jingkaishibuduanfangda。
neimeishouzhuodexizhidewenlu，yijineibudejiegou，qingxiwubidechengxianchulai。
这......
jiangfantongkongzhousuo，xinzangmengdetiaodonglejixia。
“jiangfan，nidaodixiangganshenme？”hexiaofangbeidingdeqijipigeda，“wojinggaoni，womenyijingjieshule，nizuihaobieluanlai，fouze，mashangbaojing......”